Mr. Hetero contest finds new venue

[kweerwolf]

The Reverend Tom Crouse held a press conference this morning to announce that his Mr Heterosexual Competition has found a new venue after the the last one cancelled on him in the face of pressure from the gay community. He says free speech is still free, the free market is still a free market and this is still America where you can have events like the Mr. Hetero contest. Crouse says it will be held at Mechanics Hall on February 18th at 6:00 PM, and he says they are very excited about the event. Crouse added that this is fun event to celebrate god's design. Paul Leone, President of the Central Massachusetts Business Council tells wtag the gay community is opposed to the event because Crouse is using a lot of the anti-gay rhetoric for the event. he says that's what they are mainly concerned about and that's what drew their attention to the event. Leone added that the fact that the Reverend will be having an ex gay person stand up in the middle of the program and say that throught the teachings of Jesus Christ he has given up the gay lifestyle is very troubling.

http://www.wtag.com/localstory.html?ID=20060105141021

Oh barf! :puke:
Whenever I hear straight guys congratulating themselves on their heterosexuality it reminds me of one of my all-time favorite movie lines (from "Car Wash"): "Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get."

[ronnykmarshall]

1. At first I thought it was Tom Cruise!!

[blm]

4. They're cruising , allright...... maybe they should try Santa Monica Blvd.

Can these jerks be any more closeted and self-loathing?

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. It took me a third reading to see Crouse as well

My first thought was, "Crimeny, he must be pretty insecure! What, did bouncing up and down on Oprah's couch and making an ass of himself on national daytime television not convince enough people of his straightness?"

[CanuckAmok]

2. Hmmm... a bunch of straight guys competing in a beauty contest?

Yeah, that's likely.

"Mr. Herero", indeed!

[Cronus Protagonist]

9. I'm thinking of going... some prime beef be available after the show

No doubt. Are they hiring fluffers?


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[blm]

3. FIRST PRIZE: A year of personal ministering by Rev Lonnie Latham.

.

[BR_Parkway]

5. Be kinda funny if we could slip a ringer in there who won!

[kevinbgoode]

7. I STILL think that a macho GAY man should ENTER this contest

and when he kicks breeder-boy butt pretending to be straight better than the straight boyz, announce to the public that he was GAY all along.

[joeybee12]

8. Yeah, lots of really hot gay men, and maybe even some straight

men who are up to trying to win just to give a very interesting acceptance speech!

[NMMNG]

10. Better yet, have him claim being around all those hot male bodies

"turned" him gay. The reverend will think twice about hosting his asinine contest ever again. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

11. I still say

encourage every 'butch' gay man you know enter this contest. Do their damndest to win. Then come out, right on the podium when he's getting his medal.

[sui generis]

12. "god's design"

gotta love that.

The rest of us are clearly the result of Darwin. Hairy ass apes who want to bash each other over the skull and drag their wives around by the hair are god's design.

Darwin did the rest, got us pioneering queers to move out of the caves and into the suburbs, set up a nice little thatched hut, grow some wheat and herd some cattle and set up a daycare service and do everything with FIERCE good taste.

And now those goddamn apes want to have a "Mr. Ape" contest. Well let them celebrate their apehood, it's only fitting.