Giuliani: Preparedness key, even if aliens attack

[2rth2pwr]

During a town hall meeting in Exeter, a young questioner asked the former New York mayor about his plan to protect Earth.

"If (there's) something living on another planet and it's bad and it comes over here, what would you do?" the boy asked.

Giuliani, grin on his face, said it was the first time he's been asked about an intergalactic attack.

"Of all the things that can happen in this world, we'll be prepared for that, yes we will. We'll be prepared for anything that happens," said Giuliani, who spent the day campaigning in key early voting state.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/new_hampshire/articles... /

Starship Troopers is one of my favorite movies.

[Kagemusha]

1. Rudy, can't you save anything for the comedy shows?

You're supposed to allow them to make certain things up and not actually say them yourself. They don't need your charity.

[lligrd]

2. How Can Anybody Stomach This Guy?

I know I can't. Hell, I'd even vote for Hillary over Rudy.

[2rth2pwr]

6. LOL! nt

[Lithos]

3. Sure enough

We all need to buy a Slim Whitman album.

L-

[moggie]

4. He may talk tough now

But you just know he'd be sucking up to our alien overlords before long.

[incapsulated]

10. lol! Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[TomClash]

5. I can just see Rudy saying . . .

"Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?"

. . . and then he'll run to the bunker. In drag.

[ecstatic]

7. So he would be prepared to face off with an unknown alien

What if the aliens wanted peace and Giuliani launched a nuke at them? This is exactly why people like Giuliani, who don't understand shades of grey, should NEVER be prez.

[redqueen]

8. Actually I think every fire department already has guidelines

detailing how to deal with an alien attack.

[DemBones DemBones]

11. Fire department? We're not gonna call out the Marines?

Novakula says Rudy can beat Hillary, which is a very unpleasant thought.

He's operating on the premise that Rudy will be the GOP nominee and Hillary the Dem nominee, claims a lot of the religious right will support Giuliani even though he says he only occasionally goes to church, he supports abortion and same sex marriage and is now married to wife #3, may have a mistress on the side.

They'll take that badly flawed a candidate over Hillary.

[SergeyDovlatov]

9. and, Rudy continued, I am the most qualified candidate to deal with alien attack!

[Phoonzang]

12. No doubt if we survived,

he'd continue to exploit the alien attack in the future. Remember Buenos Aires!