Bush and Brazil -- cute joke! - Democratic Underground

eissa

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Thu Sep-29-05 04:50 PM
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Bush and Brazil -- cute joke!

We could all use a laugh.....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic display of emotion--nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his chair with his head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks...

"How many is a brazillion?"

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miss_kitty

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Thu Sep-29-05 04:52 PM
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1. Fuck

I haven't heard this joke-in the last 5 minutes anyway...

;)

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Lex

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Thu Sep-29-05 04:56 PM
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2. Wow.

Now the joke itself is becoming the joke.

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JimmyJazz

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Thu Sep-29-05 05:04 PM
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3. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!

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johnnie

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Thu Sep-29-05 05:06 PM
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4. Don't take it personally

That is a funny joke but it has been posted a few times and some people are here 24/7 so they see it a lot. Still, it is funny. :)

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eissa

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Thu Sep-29-05 05:07 PM
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5. My bad!

I honestly don't post in the lounge very often and didn't realize this joke had been posted -- I'm so out of the loop!

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JimmyJazz

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Thu Sep-29-05 05:08 PM
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6. It's okay. I'm actually laughing anyway.

:hi:

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miss_kitty

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Thu Sep-29-05 05:19 PM
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7. I was goofin' on ya

Edited on Thu Sep-29-05 05:21 PM by miss_kitty

there is a thread DS1 posted a bit before you posted this about getting a sticky that says we've seen the joke http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4075800 . I actually thought you were posting it AS a joke...Don't worry-I rarely post threads because I fuck them up so badly. No one will hold it against you-for long, anyway! :P

:hi:

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crispini

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Fri Sep-30-05 09:27 AM
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8. kick

:kick:

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