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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 09:31 AM
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ANN COULTER SUSPENDED BY RIGHT- WING BLONDES -- FOR BEING TOO PC

As a direct result of her comments about the 9/11 widows, Ann Coultergeist Coulter has been suspended and put on probation by that highly selective club known as The Right-Wing Blondes (RWBs) for being too politically correct.

A press release issued by the RWBs regretted that Ms. Coulters remarks were not delivered in person to the survivors of 9/11 victims, that she did not spit in their faces, and that she did not punch-out Matt Lauer for getting testy with her.

In addition to being paddled mercilessly by Laura Ingraham and Monica Crowley, the punishment meted out to Coulter by the RWBs will include the following:

Three weeks of insensitivity training.
250 hours of community service at the most exclusive and exclusionary Country Clubs.
Six months of House of Representatives Arrest where Ms. Coulter will be exposed around the clock to Know-Nothing, Nativist Bible-thumpers.

The rail-thin Ms. Coulter was also severely reprimanded by the RWBs for not donating a portion of her book profits to the Starve The Children Fund, which she founded based on her own personal lifestyle.

However, Ms. Coulter plans to rectify such omission by giving this charity all proceeds from her next book, entitled Mary Todd Lincoln: Exploiting Abes Assassination And Faking Depression Just To Get Into An Insane Asylum.
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DianaForRussFeingold Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 09:43 AM
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1. In a word your post is hilar ious
Isn't it Ironic,that she may have a slander lawsuit against her! :nopity: :rofl: :rofl:
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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 12:34 PM
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2. Many Thanks!
Appreciate the positive feedback -- but maybe I went too easy on the RWBs.
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wizdum Donating Member (531 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-11-06 10:19 AM
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3. What about a slander suit? Why hasn't this happened already?
She is so full of shit it is not even funny. Russ is my guy, too BTW.
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