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Fri Dec-31-10 09:34 PM
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| 38. New movie coming out this Spring: "One-eyed Snakes On A Plane" |
| -Honestly, officer, I wasn't masturbating, I just spilled tabasco on my penis. |
cali |
Dec-31-10 12:31 PM |
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I often "scratch Tabasco itches" |
Rabrrrrrr |
Dec-31-10 12:41 PM |
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Does tabasco come in 3-oz bottles? |
KansDem |
Dec-31-10 12:43 PM |
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Yes, but it doesn't come in white... nt |
blondeatlast |
Dec-31-10 12:45 PM |
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It's not illegal it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. |
Initech |
Dec-31-10 12:44 PM |
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So 19 hijackers armed with ... |
Kennah |
Dec-31-10 12:58 PM |
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!!!! |
Initech |
Dec-31-10 02:31 PM |
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I loved that movie... |
NHDemProg |
Dec-31-10 09:42 PM |
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How did he get tabasco sauce on his pecker in the first place? |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Dec-31-10 12:51 PM |
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Texas hooker on lunch break |
Kennah |
Dec-31-10 12:56 PM |
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Good question because... |
pipi_k |
Dec-31-10 01:02 PM |
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As a Tabasco fan, I can attest to that. It's impossible to get the cap off even if, |
blondeatlast |
Dec-31-10 02:00 PM |
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...hence the vigorous up-and-down hand motion required. |
Buns_of_Fire |
Dec-31-10 03:09 PM |
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that was my first thought, and then. . .I really don't want to know!!!! |
niyad |
Dec-31-10 01:02 PM |
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What a stupid question! |
Forkboy |
Dec-31-10 09:16 PM |
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If you get any on your hands and then urinate without washing them first, it can happen. |
phleshdef |
Jan-02-11 09:24 AM |
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A little tip for the next time he has a toxic tabasco spill... |
pipi_k |
Dec-31-10 12:57 PM |
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Note to self |
Kennah |
Dec-31-10 01:00 PM |
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Actually make it a little kinky.... |
pipi_k |
Dec-31-10 01:04 PM |
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Must call costume shop about female TSA officer costume |
Kennah |
Dec-31-10 01:16 PM |
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Speaking As Someone Who's Actually Had Tobasco On His Nether Regions............. |
ChoppinBroccoli |
Dec-31-10 01:20 PM |
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WHOA. that is cruel.... and unusual. |
cali |
Dec-31-10 01:56 PM |
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That's a lie! |
tabasco |
Jan-02-11 09:19 AM |
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wait...what? -- |
xchrom |
Dec-31-10 01:33 PM |
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And Tobasco sales go through the roof |
NV Whino |
Dec-31-10 02:00 PM |
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I suspect... |
pipi_k |
Dec-31-10 02:15 PM |
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(Yeah, I hate it when that happens...) nt |
Buns_of_Fire |
Dec-31-10 03:14 PM |
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"itching himself" |
Codeine |
Dec-31-10 02:15 PM |
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When one is desperately clutching for an alternative explanation for the obvious. |
blondeatlast |
Dec-31-10 02:57 PM |
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DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK!!! |
Warren DeMontague |
Dec-31-10 02:55 PM |
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LOL! |
OneGrassRoot |
Dec-31-10 03:35 PM |
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That's IT! |
gratuitous |
Dec-31-10 09:00 PM |
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gonna be an interesting court appearance |
tomm2thumbs |
Dec-31-10 03:21 PM |
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Gonna be an interesting return to work, too. |
blondeatlast |
Dec-31-10 09:15 PM |
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I never had any on mine |
badtoworse |
Dec-31-10 03:24 PM |
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The OTHER 'underwear bomber' nt |
Withywindle |
Dec-31-10 03:30 PM |
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'hot pants'! nt |
pinboy3niner |
Dec-31-10 03:36 PM |
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That's illegal? |
Sonoman |
Dec-31-10 03:51 PM |
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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, |
bemildred |
Dec-31-10 07:23 PM |
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...Couldn't Mr. Lawrence have just purchased a pumpkin and brought it home for the carnal deed? |
Warren DeMontague |
Dec-31-10 08:48 PM |
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Imagine Mr. Lawrence and Mr. Tabasco heading back to work on Monday... |
blondeatlast |
Dec-31-10 09:05 PM |
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He was drunk. This sort of thing happens when you are drunk. nt |
bemildred |
Jan-02-11 09:18 AM |
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New movie coming out this Spring: "One-eyed Snakes On A Plane" |
pipi_k |
Dec-31-10 09:34 PM |
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DUzy! |
tomm2thumbs |
Jan-02-11 04:25 AM |
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I see a new marketing slogan: |
Warren DeMontague |
Jan-02-11 05:28 AM |
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if he spilled tobasco on his manliness.... |
Maine-ah |
Jan-02-11 07:33 AM |
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if he spilled tobasco on his manliness.... |
Maine-ah |
Jan-02-11 07:33 AM |
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what, i was just making a hot dog |
meow mix |
Jan-02-11 09:07 AM |
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To be fair, I've gotten hot pepper juice on mine before. |
phleshdef |
Jan-02-11 09:23 AM |
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Oh, I thought this was about the "Porno Gil" episode |
musette_sf |
Jan-02-11 09:39 AM |
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