Reply #3: Nature Walks and Fertility Rites....A PassingFair Eostre:

[PassingFair]

-Arise (because the Corgis won't stop WHINING)
-Shower (because of funk from nature walk yesterday)
-Fertility Rite with Mr. PassingFair (because the kids sleep in on Sundays)
-Dig Out Eostre Basket Junk, hastily purchased yesterday before the nature walk
-Fill
-Tell kids (now awake and on-line) that their Eostre Baskets are on the dining room table
-Read posts from some DUers who think that DU is their CHURCH on this day and only positive religious messages should be allowed.
-Figure out which stores are open, because we are out of milk.
-Break elderly aunt out of nursing home for chocolates and dinner
-Final Fertility Rites
-Sleep