Snoutport
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Sun Apr-03-11 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #28 |
| 73. LOL.... watch 20 minutes of Kaiser Porn and call me in the morning. |
| -Masturbation calms restless leg syndrome (the drug companies aren't going to like this) |
Snoutport |
Apr-02-11 11:47 PM |
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Let's shout this one from the rooftops! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Apr-02-11 11:49 PM |
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All this heavy news as of late.... i figured some good news was needed! |
Snoutport |
Apr-02-11 11:50 PM |
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Hey sweetheart... |
The Doctor. |
Apr-03-11 12:23 AM |
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... |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Apr-03-11 12:29 AM |
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Hey... |
The Doctor. |
Apr-03-11 12:47 AM |
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Thank god for the internet! |
sakabatou |
Apr-02-11 11:55 PM |
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And we know that an ounce of prevention equals a pound of cure |
Orrex |
Apr-02-11 11:56 PM |
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lol |
Snoutport |
Apr-03-11 12:02 AM |
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Well, I've never had RLS |
mysuzuki2 |
Apr-03-11 12:03 AM |
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... which is also serious pounding. :^D nt |
eppur_se_muova |
Apr-03-11 02:41 AM |
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Remember Firesign Theater? |
timtom |
Apr-03-11 06:56 AM |
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Well, there's a stroke of good luck . . . |
Journeyman |
Apr-02-11 11:57 PM |
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HAHA! |
freshwest |
Apr-03-11 12:03 AM |
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It could probably calm a lot of neurological disorders, but some people are told it's bad. N/T |
devils chaplain |
Apr-02-11 11:57 PM |
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Well, orgasm releases a lot of feel good chemicals. |
Paradoxical |
Apr-03-11 02:36 AM |
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Holy shit. I fucking knew it! |
joshcryer |
Apr-02-11 11:58 PM |
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I love the last paragraph of the article... |
wakemewhenitsover |
Apr-03-11 12:00 AM |
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I'd never heard that before! lol...and from a scientist! |
Snoutport |
Apr-03-11 12:02 AM |
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Oh no! Years of indoctrination swept away! What will O'Donnell say? |
freshwest |
Apr-03-11 12:04 AM |
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So when John Cena says "Five Knuckle Shuffle..." |
sakabatou |
Apr-03-11 12:32 AM |
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Wonder if this works for general myoclonic jerks. Lately my arms/shoulders/neck have been |
themadstork |
Apr-03-11 12:01 AM |
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"YES, I'M PARANOID--BUT AM I PARANOID ENOUGH?" |
freshwest |
Apr-03-11 12:06 AM |
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Well.... |
cliffordu |
Apr-03-11 12:09 AM |
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Jerk off twice and call me in the morning. |
Zanzoobar |
Apr-03-11 12:12 AM |
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I've always wondered why my legs are so nice and calm.... |
cherokeeprogressive |
Apr-03-11 12:15 AM |
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Damn Snouty.... |
The Doctor. |
Apr-03-11 12:27 AM |
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well, you know, it's hard to get a rise out of this group.... |
Snoutport |
Apr-03-11 01:16 AM |
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'get a rise'... pun intended? LOL n/t |
cherokeeprogressive |
Apr-03-11 01:19 AM |
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of course!! |
Snoutport |
Apr-03-11 11:18 AM |
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zomg, tmi, but here it goes |
me b zola |
Apr-03-11 01:09 AM |
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BAHA |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Apr-03-11 06:49 AM |
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You mean the right and the left legs? Not just the middle one? |
Kablooie |
Apr-03-11 01:20 AM |
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How Might The Drug Companies Deal With This? Hmmm..... |
global1 |
Apr-03-11 01:31 AM |
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LOL.... watch 20 minutes of Kaiser Porn and call me in the morning. |
Snoutport |
Apr-03-11 02:51 PM |
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That's just gonna (snicker) exacerbate my "Restless Hand Syndrome". n/t |
MiddleFingerMom |
Apr-03-11 01:37 AM |
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I always wondered about your screen name... |
MindPilot |
Apr-03-11 06:44 AM |
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HA! |
Keith Bee |
Apr-03-11 01:39 AM |
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Damn, there goes that leg, shaking again |
guitar man |
Apr-03-11 01:47 AM |
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My doctor told me that I had to stop Masturbating... |
Unrepentant Fenian |
Apr-03-11 01:50 AM |
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... |
Mnemosyne |
Apr-03-11 07:13 AM |
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No it doesn't |
The Second Stone |
Apr-03-11 02:31 AM |
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Masturbating also helps clear up congestion. |
Paradoxical |
Apr-03-11 02:34 AM |
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On the freeway? nt |
Warren DeMontague |
Apr-03-11 02:37 AM |
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... |
Paradoxical |
Apr-03-11 02:39 AM |
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Okay |
Warren DeMontague |
Apr-03-11 02:50 AM |
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However, it has been implicated in restless WRIST syndrome. |
Warren DeMontague |
Apr-03-11 02:36 AM |
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Not to mention carpal tunnel syndrome |
mysuzuki2 |
Apr-04-11 11:27 AM |
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I usually take a potassium capsule when I get |
ohheckyeah |
Apr-03-11 02:38 AM |
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I never tried potassium... |
pipi_k |
Apr-03-11 10:00 AM |
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One to two 99 mg potassium capsule |
ohheckyeah |
Apr-03-11 01:39 PM |
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You should assume that everything the Pope doesn't want you to do is, in some way |
Warren DeMontague |
Apr-03-11 02:52 AM |
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I sure as hell won't be getting RLS |
SpartanDem |
Apr-03-11 03:10 AM |
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One would think that any sort of sexual behavior |
customerserviceguy |
Apr-03-11 03:39 AM |
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Because the room they conducted the study in was very small? |
Warren DeMontague |
Apr-03-11 06:04 AM |
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Good one |
customerserviceguy |
Apr-03-11 11:42 PM |
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Yes! |
Sky Masterson |
Apr-03-11 06:05 AM |
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I'm angry that all those parents, teachers and clergy |
MindPilot |
Apr-03-11 06:50 AM |
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This kind of information sure comes in handy. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Apr-03-11 06:50 AM |
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DUzy! n/t |
PCIntern |
Apr-03-11 08:44 AM |
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You're so handy to have around, Snoutport!!! |
OneGrassRoot |
Apr-03-11 06:58 AM |
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I don't have RLS but... |
titaniumsalute |
Apr-03-11 07:25 AM |
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No wonder my legs are always going to sleep. |
TheCowsCameHome |
Apr-03-11 07:31 AM |
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Stroking for the Cure™ |
Stinky The Clown |
Apr-03-11 07:51 AM |
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Careful, Stinkg... "...for the cure" is a fiercely copywrited slogan |
Earth_First |
Apr-04-11 11:35 AM |
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Another dirty little secret is |
Siouxmealso |
Apr-03-11 08:28 AM |
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Do you have a source on that? |
DireStrike |
Apr-03-11 08:53 AM |
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This just confirms that RLS is the Devil's work |
Tom Rinaldo |
Apr-03-11 11:32 AM |
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But I would say lung cancer is a pretty high price to pay for that. |
begin_within |
Apr-03-11 11:33 AM |
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So every day at the nursing home at 3 P.M., they put the wheelchair patients |
UTUSN |
Apr-03-11 10:37 AM |
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Nobody had 'restless legs' until them stupid commercials came out. It's manufactured bullshit. |
zinnisking |
Apr-03-11 12:03 PM |
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Sweety I've had restless legs long before there was a term for it |
donheld |
Apr-03-11 11:26 PM |
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I've had RLS for over 20 years |
pipi_k |
Apr-04-11 11:31 AM |
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Oh, I see. It's not real because you think people just like to make their legs shake to annoy others |
Arugula Latte |
Apr-04-11 11:36 AM |
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What's the date on this article? |
swishyfeet |
Apr-03-11 12:04 PM |
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Side effect: |
MellowDem |
Apr-03-11 12:05 PM |
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How bout more sex, would that work? Perfect reason for a hookup! |
grahamhgreen |
Apr-03-11 12:05 PM |
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In other news, scientists have discovered a link between RLS and Restless Penis Syndome... |
originalpckelly |
Apr-03-11 12:12 PM |
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If you see a member of the trenchcoat/flasher crowd dancing in the streets, ... |
Bozita |
Apr-03-11 12:14 PM |
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Let's see here |
thelordofhell |
Apr-03-11 12:17 PM |
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