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179. If you are a ham sandwich you can be indited!
--of which charges I have not a clue--yet you could be indicted! Denounce your ham sandwich ways! Or Hugo will get you! Or someone will, but never mind that...
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  -The semi bi-annual recurring Let's Just Make Shit Up about Hugo Chavez thread EFerrari  Dec-17-10 10:07 PM   #0 
  - Vive Chavez!!! (Before they lock thread for call-out.)  harun   Dec-17-10 10:10 PM   #1 
  - Not a call out. devilgrrl put the first one up in this tradition.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:13 PM   #3 
     - Hugo Chavez broke my Peanuts Thermos  devilgrrl   Dec-17-10 11:07 PM   #51 
        - Hugo Chavez stole my milk money  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:19 PM   #63 
  - He luvs henry "the third world killer" kissinger...  FarLeftRage   Dec-17-10 10:13 PM   #2 
  - Hugo Chavez bugged Kissenger's accent.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:15 PM   #5 
  - Yes, he did...  FarLeftRage   Dec-17-10 10:18 PM   #8 
  - He got me fired from my job...  FarLeftRage   Dec-17-10 10:16 PM   #6 
     - Hugo Chavez gave my job to an illegal alien.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:51 PM   #40 
  - He is a monster.  H2O Man   Dec-17-10 10:14 PM   #4 
  - OH NO !  Mafia Killer   Dec-17-10 10:17 PM   #7 
  - Better hide your women. Here comes Hugo Chavez!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:46 PM   #91 
  - Hugo Chavez does not tip!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:22 PM   #14 
  - When he eats at Olive Garden, you mean?  Cerridwen   Dec-17-10 10:25 PM   #18 
  - Hugo Chavez banned Happy Meals in San Francisco!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:31 PM   #25 
     - That was him?!  Cerridwen   Dec-17-10 10:36 PM   #31 
        - Ah, the children!  H2O Man   Dec-17-10 10:39 PM   #33 
           - LOL  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:43 PM   #34 
  - And he picks his teeth at the table before leaving the restaurant!  KansDem   Dec-18-10 10:40 AM   #121 
  - lol  fascisthunter   Dec-20-10 11:04 AM   #187 
  - He stole my sense of humor!  Cerridwen   Dec-17-10 10:19 PM   #9 
  - Hugo Chavez outlawed "Sisterhood is Powerful"  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:46 PM   #36 
     - LOL  Cerridwen   Dec-17-10 11:00 PM   #46 
  - Chavez made Obama continue the bush* tax cuts for millionaires!  scarletwoman   Dec-17-10 10:19 PM   #10 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Dec-17-10 10:20 PM   #11 
  - Chavez made EFerrari obsessed!  scarletwoman   Dec-17-10 10:23 PM   #15 
  - he cheated on me  mitchtv   Dec-17-10 10:28 PM   #23 
  - Ha! I finally won one!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:32 PM   #26 
  - Hugo Chavez said "take me to my leader".  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:30 PM   #24 
  - I *KNEW* it! Chavez is into kinky sex!  scarletwoman   Dec-17-10 10:33 PM   #28 
     - I heard Hugo Chavez has a time share at the Playboy Mansion.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:37 PM   #32 
        - Hah! Chavez writes letters to the Penthouse Forum!  scarletwoman   Dec-17-10 10:43 PM   #35 
           - Hugo Chavez is the third plumber!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:47 PM   #37 
              - Hugo Chavez cleaned my pipes!  scarletwoman   Dec-17-10 10:55 PM   #42 
                 - That sounds dangerous. Hugo Chavez better have good insurance!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:59 PM   # 
  - Chavez outlawed DUzy's!  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 05:39 PM   #148 
  - Venezuela is where my interests in Latin America and in propaganda  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 10:24 AM   #119 
  - He's a dictator. That's not made up. It's the law of the land.  Dreamer Tatum   Dec-17-10 10:21 PM   #12 
  - Citation and snippet of law, please.  Cerridwen   Dec-17-10 10:24 PM   #16 
  - Hugo Chavez did not say "Mother, may I, the bastard.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:24 PM   #17 
  - Is that the guy who makes sure to eat at least one endangered species in every meal?  petronius   Dec-17-10 10:22 PM   #13 
  - Naw. He just eats at Olive Garden. See upthread.  Cerridwen   Dec-17-10 10:25 PM   #19 
  - Hugo Chavez ate my anaconda!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:34 PM   #29 
  - he burned me on a nickle bag of weed  mitchtv   Dec-17-10 10:26 PM   #20 
  - Hugo Chavez has every nickel he ever made.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:28 PM   #22 
  - Chavez leaves the toilet seat up!!!  scarletwoman   Dec-17-10 10:27 PM   #21 
  - That's it! I'm through with him!!  roody   Dec-18-10 12:13 AM   #96 
     - He's a big potty mouth!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 01:11 AM   #108 
  - He swiped everyone's civility.  SixString   Dec-17-10 10:33 PM   #27 
  - No one has ever seen Hugo Chavez in a tie.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:36 PM   #30 
  - Hugo Chavez broke up my marriage. She said, "You just weren't enough after Hugo"  Monk06   Dec-17-10 10:50 PM   #38 
  - Hugo Chavez is a third rate romance!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:54 PM   #41 
     - She said, "Hugo Chvez tiene las bolas de un toro". I don't speak Spanish, what did she mean.??  Monk06   Dec-17-10 11:06 PM   #48 
        - She meant, "Hugo Chavez, call your mother!"  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:09 PM   #55 
           - Hugo Chavez' mother is Jewish ?????????  Monk06   Dec-17-10 11:33 PM   #80 
              - Who knew?  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:41 PM   #87 
  - Hugo Chavez has an eery, mesmerizing effect on corporate reporters causing them to  Peace Patriot   Dec-17-10 10:51 PM   #39 
  - Omg. Hugo Chavez is Kreskin!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 10:55 PM   #43 
  - Hugo looks dashing in a uniform. Any uniform. n/t  cherokeeprogressive   Dec-17-10 10:57 PM   #44 
  - Ashley Wilkes was cheating on Miz Melly with Hugo Chavez!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:01 PM   #47 
     - Frankly my dear...  cherokeeprogressive   Dec-18-10 12:18 AM   #97 
        - It'll be raining here, too, but maybe HUGO CHAVEZ will see it.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 12:39 AM   #99 
           - Some people say he has X-ray vision...  cherokeeprogressive   Dec-18-10 12:43 AM   #101 
              - Hugo Chavez 's mother's brother's lover's uncle's kid by marriage  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 12:57 AM   #104 
  - He ate all the bacon.  Bill McBlueState   Dec-17-10 10:59 PM   #45 
  - Hugo Chavez ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:07 PM   #50 
  - Then bit a hole in Lady Gaga's dress:  Gabi Hayes   Dec-17-10 11:08 PM   #53 
     - Hugo Chavez has a great dentist!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:14 PM   #60 
        - you just ruined my night!>>>>  Gabi Hayes   Dec-17-10 11:21 PM   #66 
           - Do not do that.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:23 PM   #70 
  - Hugo Chavez will EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!  devilgrrl   Dec-17-10 11:06 PM   #49 
  - Hugo was seen breast feeding his children at the Olive Garden  xchrom   Dec-17-10 11:07 PM   #52 
  - Omfg. I bet all those dogs smoked since BIRTH, too.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:12 PM   #58 
  - Hugo Chavez is behind 'Jersey Shore'  devilgrrl   Dec-17-10 11:09 PM   #54 
  - Hugo Chavez is behind reruns of Three's Company!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:12 PM   #59 
  - I saw Hugo Chavez kissing Mrs. Santa Claus while Santa was spreading holiday cheer.  devilgrrl   Dec-17-10 11:10 PM   #56 
  - Please allow Hugo Chavez to introduce himself  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:15 PM   #61 
  - Hugo Chavez thinks people are poor because they're lazy and unemployment benefits promote Sloth.  devilgrrl   Dec-17-10 11:11 PM   #57 
  - Hugo Chavez goes out in public disguised as a 3 toed sloth.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:16 PM   #62 
  - Hugo Chavez is an honest, democratically re-elected visionary leader  Common Sense Party   Dec-17-10 11:20 PM   #64 
  - Hugo Chavez stole your cable!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:22 PM   #69 
     - Hugo Chavez got CSP kicked off the NED!  Gabi Hayes   Dec-17-10 11:36 PM   #81 
        - Hugo Chavez will not show you no badges.  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:42 PM   #88 
  - Un-reccing.  madinmaryland   Dec-17-10 11:20 PM   #65 
  - Hugo Chavez unrecced this thread!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:22 PM   #67 
  - relax, Francis....lighten up:  Gabi Hayes   Dec-17-10 11:24 PM   #71 
     - Nice post, taterguy!  madinmaryland   Dec-17-10 11:48 PM   #92 
        - don't get cute with me...  Gabi Hayes   Dec-17-10 11:55 PM   #95 
        - Thanks, taterguy! Southern VA I assume.  madinmaryland   Dec-18-10 12:32 AM   #98 
        - I'm warning you. Don't go there.  taterguy   Dec-18-10 07:42 PM   #170 
           - Southern VA or Eastern Tennessee is about the same thing, Francis.  madinmaryland   Dec-18-10 07:51 PM   #175 
  - love the title.  robinlynne   Dec-17-10 11:22 PM   #68 
  - He killed my daddy AND stole his horse. nt.  JanMichael   Dec-17-10 11:24 PM   #72 
  - Hugo Chavez fried my ham!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:26 PM   #75 
     - If you are a ham sandwich you can be indited!  me b zola   Dec-18-10 08:33 PM   #179 
  - Hugo Chavez luvs pit bulls  uppityperson   Dec-17-10 11:25 PM   #73 
  - Hugo Chavez takes pit bulls to Pottery Barn  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:27 PM   #76 
     - eating fried chicken coated in corn flakes  uppityperson   Dec-17-10 11:41 PM   #86 
        - and wearing white socks!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:43 PM   #90 
  - devil incarnate, complete with satanic minions:  Gabi Hayes   Dec-17-10 11:25 PM   #74 
  - Hugo Chaez has a CoverGirl complexion!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:28 PM   #77 
  - Hugo Chavez doesn't enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. nt  ZombieHorde   Dec-17-10 11:31 PM   #78 
  - Hugo Chavez got lost playing Zork!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:32 PM   #79 
     - When I was little, my dad had Zork like games on cassette tape.  ZombieHorde   Dec-17-10 11:36 PM   #82 
        - We had a PCJr and my sons learned the directions by playing Zork until  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:39 PM   #84 
           - That mother fucker! He shuffled all of my Magic the Gathering decks together as well. nt  ZombieHorde   Dec-17-10 11:42 PM   #89 
  - He took the catnip from my kitty!  suffragette   Dec-17-10 11:38 PM   #83 
  - Hugo Chavez is the cat that stole the cream!  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:40 PM   #85 
     - Meowrrr!  suffragette   Dec-17-10 11:55 PM   #94 
  - Hugo Chavez said, when you awake you will remember everything  EFerrari   Dec-17-10 11:49 PM   #93 
  - He's got a Maria Muldaur album that he keeps hidden away and plays when no-one's around.  Poll_Blind   Dec-18-10 12:42 AM   #100 
  - LOL! Hugo Chavez wrote La Macarena!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 12:48 AM   #102 
  - You are awesome  proud2BlibKansan   Dec-18-10 12:56 AM   #103 
  - Do I look like Hugo Chavez to you, lady?  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 12:58 AM   #105 
  - Hugo Chavez: No friend to our sacred institutions:  Poll_Blind   Dec-18-10 01:03 AM   #106 
  - ARGH! Hugo Chavez took my Chomsky away!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 01:09 AM   #107 
     - Hugo Chavez  rabs   Dec-18-10 02:25 AM   #109 
        - De donde vienes y adonde vas, como te llamas y como estas?  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 02:38 AM   #111 
  - Hugo is threatening the Dutch Antilles an Aruba  PufPuf23   Dec-18-10 02:38 AM   #110 
  - I saw him take my beer, man.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 02:40 AM   #112 
  - Hugo Chavez went to Aruba  rabs   Dec-18-10 02:45 AM   #114 
     - That joke is a crime against humanity! Invade Hugo Chavez! nt  Peace Patriot   Dec-18-10 04:36 PM   #140 
  - Hugo Chavez is the leading cause of global warming. Even though global warming is a liberal lie. -nt  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Dec-18-10 02:44 AM   #113 
  - Hugo Chavez shot a man in Reno  eridani   Dec-18-10 02:49 AM   #115 
  - Hugo Chavez shot the sheriff  NuclearDem   Dec-18-10 02:52 AM   #116 
  - LOL  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 03:05 AM   #117 
  - Hugo Chavez  Kalun D   Dec-18-10 03:08 AM   #118 
  - He's the love child of Fidel Castro and Margaret Thatcher.  Tierra_y_Libertad   Dec-18-10 10:31 AM   #120 
  - He just gave Venezuelan millionaires $70 billion tax break.  rug   Dec-18-10 10:40 AM   #122 
  - Liar!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 01:59 PM   #129 
  - Hugo Chavez makes outrageous claims about the US trying to destabilize his country.  JVS   Dec-18-10 10:43 AM   #123 
  - Hugo Chavez on a bicycle!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 02:02 PM   #130 
  - Hugo Chavez is hovering in my airspace!  me b zola   Dec-18-10 10:56 AM   #124 
  - Chavez throws like a girl.  tuckessee   Dec-18-10 11:00 AM   #125 
  - I hear his split finger fast ball is slower than my granny.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 01:55 PM   #126 
  - Love this thread  malaise   Dec-18-10 01:56 PM   #127 
  - Feels like DU again, doesn't it?  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 02:05 PM   #131 
     - Bwaaaaaah hahahaha  malaise   Dec-18-10 03:29 PM   #139 
  - What a wonderful thread. my friend  Ichingcarpenter   Dec-18-10 01:58 PM   #128 
  - Hugo Chavez was a fool to say he didn't love me  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 02:06 PM   #132 
  - Hugo Chavez thinks Mt. Diablo should be named for Bush not Reagan  PufPuf23   Dec-18-10 02:15 PM   #133 
  - ...  Scurrilous   Dec-18-10 02:24 PM   #134 
  - What was that, somebody fill me in , come on.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 04:59 PM   #141 
  - Hugo Chavez gives taxcuts to Billionaires!!!!  devilgrrl   Dec-18-10 02:24 PM   #135 
  - I find it funny that people are bashing him for getting emergency powers for a NATURAL DISASTER.  Odin2005   Dec-18-10 02:33 PM   #136 
  - Yes! We would have all loved Bush to do the same thing after Katrina! (nt)  Nye Bevan   Dec-18-10 03:01 PM   #138 
     - You're right. Bush didn't. He just sent in mercs and privatized  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 05:10 PM   #144 
        - It's a strange thread when DUers are attacking Bush for not being authoritarian enough. nt  Petrus Romanus   Dec-18-10 05:14 PM   #146 
           - That's just the Hugo Chavez.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:11 PM   #150 
  - Hugo Chavez forgot to put salt on my margarita glass. Fucking bastard!  Hello_Kitty   Dec-18-10 02:35 PM   #137 
  - CHAVEZ STOLE PUTIN'S AIRPLANE  leftstreet   Dec-18-10 05:00 PM   #142 
  - LOL! Not AGAIN!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 05:02 PM   #143 
  - Hugo Chavez told 4chan that I abused animals  Canuckistanian   Dec-18-10 05:13 PM   #145 
  - Just wait until he tells them you deal with Bank of America.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:13 PM   #152 
  - Hugo Chavez plotted to steal Ronald Reagan's corpse  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 05:24 PM   #147 
  - Hugo Chavez said DADT took so long because I chased too many sailors!  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 05:48 PM   #149 
  - Hugo Chavez was just jealous!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:12 PM   #151 
     - Thank you.  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 06:29 PM   #157 
        - There is a 12 Hugo Step Program  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:30 PM   #159 
           - .  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 06:36 PM   #163 
  - Hugo stole my Yugo!  me b zola   Dec-18-10 06:14 PM   #153 
  - +1. Good one, E. n/t  stevedeshazer   Dec-18-10 06:22 PM   #154 
  - Merry Christmas, my friend.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:26 PM   #155 
     - Same to you!  stevedeshazer   Dec-18-10 06:56 PM   #168 
  - He turned me into a newt!!  flvegan   Dec-18-10 06:28 PM   #156 
  - A newt?  taterguy   Dec-18-10 06:30 PM   #158 
  - Hugo chavez said he voted for Dennis Kucinich.  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 06:31 PM   #160 
  - Oh, come on.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:31 PM   #161 
     - Chavez also killed Kenny!  flvegan   Dec-18-10 06:34 PM   #162 
  - Hugo Chavez opposed the repeal of DADT  devilgrrl   Dec-18-10 06:36 PM   #164 
  - Hugo Chavez thinks Julian Assange is a soap star.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 06:44 PM   #165 
  - Of all the joints, in all the world, he bogarted mine!  struggle4progress   Dec-18-10 06:48 PM   #166 
  - Hugo Chavez keeps a thumb on the scales.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 07:26 PM   #169 
  - Hugo Chavez thinks Chinese products are an excellent value.  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 06:49 PM   #167 
  - Hugo Chavez never uses his turn signal.  DireStrike   Dec-18-10 07:47 PM   #171 
  - Red zones? That was Hugo Chavez's idea.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 07:48 PM   #172 
  - Hugo is a bad mother-(Shut your mouth)  SecularMotion   Dec-18-10 07:49 PM   #173 
  - Hugo Chavez forced y'all to stop using his last name.  Kurovski   Dec-18-10 11:52 PM   #180 
  - This thread has nearly 2000 views. Skinner, I'm so sorry!  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 07:50 PM   #174 
  - Hugo puts polka dots on people  me b zola   Dec-18-10 07:53 PM   #176 
  - Hugo Chavez edited....  Brother Buzz   Dec-18-10 07:54 PM   #177 
  - Hugo was the pirate at Free Credit Report dot Com.  EFerrari   Dec-18-10 08:30 PM   #178 
  - Every time this thread gets bumped, Hugo Chavez kills a kitten.  piedmont   Dec-19-10 12:08 AM   #181 
  - Kick  EFerrari   Dec-19-10 01:52 PM   #184 
  - He's leading a world-wide movement to confiscate your golf course  JCMach1   Dec-19-10 12:11 AM   #182 
  - Hugo Chavez reveals the surprise endings to movies.  Kurovski   Dec-19-10 01:47 PM   #183 
  - Hugo Chavez ate my baby!  Hell Hath No Fury   Dec-20-10 11:02 AM   #185 
  - Hugo Chavez forced me to buy shitty, overpriced health insurance!  Hell Hath No Fury   Dec-20-10 11:03 AM   #186 
  - Hugo Chave killed a man -  Hell Hath No Fury   Dec-20-10 11:06 AM   #188 
  - lol...he's responsible for Global Warming Propaganda  fascisthunter   Dec-20-10 11:08 AM   #189 
 

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