Reply #: A Republican bitterly resents every cent spent on anyone but him or her

[No Elephants]

The dollars that he or she sucks off any teat are well spent, though.

Listen up, Republicans: If at first you don't secede, try, try again. It's never too late!

With the proper p.r. firm and the facts before the public, I have a feeling that the Northeast, for one, will be a lot more willing to just wave bye this time.