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enlightenment Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-11 10:41 AM
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2. Rick, my mother would have smacked me
upside the head and bodily thrown your miserable arse out the door.
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  -Santorum: "I'm the one you want to take home to Mom" Kadie  Nov-29-11 10:40 AM   #0 
  - My mom is dead, good luck with that one. n/t  RKP5637   Nov-29-11 10:41 AM   #1 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Nov-29-11 11:22 AM   #18 
  - Rick, my mother would have smacked me  enlightenment   Nov-29-11 10:41 AM   #2 
  - Not according to google  Ohio Joe   Nov-29-11 10:42 AM   #3 
  - +1000! nt  MADem   Nov-29-11 10:51 AM   #13 
  - well, his turn may be coming as the "more conservative"  NewJeffCT   Nov-29-11 10:42 AM   #4 
  - Oh, barf.  hifiguy   Nov-29-11 10:42 AM   #5 
  - If I brought Santorum home to mom....  Raine1967   Nov-29-11 10:43 AM   #6 
  - Moms feel their daughters are safe with him  Enrique   Nov-29-11 10:44 AM   #7 
  - LOL  tabbycat31   Nov-29-11 10:53 AM   #14 
  - So long as momma don't use the Google  Blue Owl   Nov-29-11 10:44 AM   #8 
  - Gross!  Quantess   Nov-29-11 10:44 AM   #9 
  - Pass.  City Lights   Nov-29-11 10:44 AM   #10 
  - Santorum has a lot of spunk  aint_no_life_nowhere   Nov-29-11 10:48 AM   #11 
  - Santorum wants a threesome with your mom. n/t  Ian David   Nov-29-11 10:51 AM   #12 
  - My mother is dead. I'll happily send him off to meet her, just show me how to do it legally.  saras   Nov-29-11 11:02 AM   #15 
  - My mom's a wingnut and she would STILL barf if I brought Mr. Frothy to her house.  HopeHoops   Nov-29-11 11:03 AM   #16 
  - My mom would have taken me to a shrink if I had brought him home.  appleannie1   Nov-29-11 11:05 AM   #17 
  - My mother, being kind to me, would look at me darkly and say  CTyankee   Nov-29-11 11:23 AM   #19 
  - To quote Hank Hill: "I don't know whether to laugh or vomit."  Initech   Nov-29-11 11:26 AM   #20 
  - My mom would have told him to keep his fucking hands off her & other women's rights.  WI_DEM   Nov-29-11 11:26 AM   #21 
  - If I brought home to mom she'd ask "When did you get a divorce and become gay?"  titaniumsalute   Nov-29-11 11:27 AM   #22 
  - LOL!  lunatica   Nov-29-11 03:05 PM   #60 
  - Only if mom wants to receive a bag of shit.  dtexdem   Nov-29-11 11:37 AM   #23 
  - Could he sound more like a nine-year-old?  Tsiyu   Nov-29-11 11:39 AM   #24 
  - that's also because they're Ken-crotched little manchildren  MisterP   Nov-29-11 04:33 PM   #62 
     - KCLM - that's how we'll refer to them  Tsiyu   Nov-29-11 05:14 PM   #64 
  - Then how come you and your wife had an abortion??  Angry Dragon   Nov-29-11 11:55 AM   #25 
  - He has, as we say out here on the Left Coast, "issues"  KamaAina   Nov-29-11 12:00 PM   #26 
  - My Mom despised both Santorum and Gingrich.  madinmaryland   Nov-29-11 12:21 PM   #27 
  - I can't believe I'm the first to point this out: dance hall??? What era is that jackass living in???  Initech   Nov-29-11 12:50 PM   #28 
  - He'd take them to the malt shop after the dance  DesertRat   Nov-29-11 02:14 PM   #43 
  - And then to the "make out point".  Initech   Nov-29-11 02:35 PM   #47 
     - Still better than "mount santorum".  Guy Whitey Corngood   Nov-29-11 02:52 PM   #52 
        - Omg!!  Initech   Nov-29-11 05:18 PM   #65 
  - It's gross. That wording is on purpose.  Pithlet   Nov-29-11 02:46 PM   #49 
  - In other words the days when it only mattered if you were a rich white man?  Initech   Nov-29-11 03:03 PM   #59 
  - Aren't Dance Hall Girls the saloon prostitutes in old western movies?  aint_no_life_nowhere   Nov-29-11 02:54 PM   #54 
  - Yep. That's spot on, Ricky.  Zorra   Nov-29-11 12:54 PM   #29 
  - Ummmm............ NO!  madmom   Nov-29-11 01:01 PM   #30 
  - Yeah, just like a dead fetus.  musette_sf   Nov-29-11 01:03 PM   #31 
  - He's the one you want to take home to Mom...  gkhouston   Nov-29-11 01:05 PM   #32 
  - My mother was dead way before I was old enough to take anyone home to her  The Genealogist   Nov-29-11 01:13 PM   #33 
  - I can almost hear my long dead mother now:  rurallib   Nov-29-11 01:14 PM   #34 
  - "Honey, that boy ain't quite right"  lolly   Nov-29-11 01:19 PM   #37 
  - My mom, being an ultra Catholic, might approve of Ricky.  Bunny   Nov-29-11 01:17 PM   #35 
  - Ricky never met my mom.  GoCubsGo   Nov-29-11 01:18 PM   #36 
  - Is he talking about the dance hall where they're holding the Purity Ball?  Richardo   Nov-29-11 01:38 PM   #38 
  - I thought of the most clever comeback imaginable...  Orsino   Nov-29-11 02:00 PM   #39 
  - He's more like the dead fetus you take home to bond with the family.....  Erose999   Nov-29-11 02:03 PM   #40 
  -  and-justice-for-all   Nov-29-11 02:07 PM   #41 
  - My 80 year old liberal Mom can't stand him.  DesertRat   Nov-29-11 02:10 PM   #42 
  - I'll take him home to meet mom.  BiggJawn   Nov-29-11 02:17 PM   #44 
  - not have a beer with? rollin eyes. i want them to do a job. not take home to mom or  seabeyond   Nov-29-11 02:23 PM   #45 
  - My 84yr old mother would push him into traffic.  undeterred   Nov-29-11 02:23 PM   #46 
  - my mom would kick his ass n/t  shanti   Nov-29-11 02:36 PM   #48 
  - C R E E P Y.  Safetykitten   Nov-29-11 02:47 PM   #50 
  - My mom knows how to use the google. (n/t)  Iggo   Nov-29-11 02:47 PM   #51 
  - +1 nt  TBF   Nov-29-11 02:54 PM   #55 
  - Thread win. nt  msanthrope   Nov-29-11 02:55 PM   #56 
  - Cause she's the only one who knows how to get the whites really white again.  wickerwoman   Nov-29-11 02:53 PM   #53 
  - My mom would think I had lost my mind  proud2BlibKansan   Nov-29-11 02:56 PM   #57 
  - Oh Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!  lunatica   Nov-29-11 02:58 PM   #58 
  - Not my mom. She likes my boyfriend  MNBrewer   Nov-29-11 03:09 PM   #61 
  - My mom would slap the shit outta that hypocritical fuck.  SomethingFishy   Nov-29-11 04:43 PM   #63 
  - Sorry, not my Mom. nt  tsuki   Nov-29-11 05:27 PM   #66 
  - Sooooo... I guess Herman Cain isn't acceptable "to take home to Mom" --message received (p)Rick  underpants   Nov-29-11 05:34 PM   #67 
  - LOL!  Kadie   Nov-29-11 05:43 PM   #69 
  - Yeah, if mom 'lives' at The Bates Motel  Octafish   Nov-29-11 05:36 PM   #68 
  - LMAO!!! *cue the Psycho music*  Initech   Nov-29-11 08:26 PM   #71 
  - OK, but for the love of God, keep him away from the family pooch!  11 Bravo   Nov-29-11 06:02 PM   #70 
  - The dude is just plain creepy. nt  Cognitive_Resonance   Nov-29-11 08:41 PM   #72 

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