Initech
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Sun Jan-16-11 11:37 AM
Response to Reply #16 |
| 23. Man shall not lay down with Verizon Wireless, for it is an abomination. |
| -Woman Wants to Marry a Corporation |
The Straight Story |
Jan-16-11 10:16 AM |
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ok that's just ingenious |
steve2470 |
Jan-16-11 10:17 AM |
#1 |
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lol n/t |
Cetacea |
Jan-16-11 11:24 AM |
#22 |
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I've always said, ... |
aggiesal |
Jan-17-11 09:26 AM |
#93 |
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corporation would not be allowed to testify against you. marriage tax breaks? |
seabeyond |
Jan-16-11 10:18 AM |
#2 |
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CEO= |
Jackpine Radical |
Jan-16-11 10:21 AM |
#7 |
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Bad, bad boy. |
bobbolink |
Jan-16-11 03:29 PM |
#41 |
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rofl |
liberal N proud |
Jan-17-11 08:34 AM |
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If she married Sallie Mae or Liz Claiborne, Inc., is that a same-sex union? |
Sabriel |
Jan-16-11 10:19 AM |
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. . . |
DenverDad |
Jan-16-11 11:14 AM |
#19 |
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+1 |
stevedeshazer |
Jan-16-11 11:18 AM |
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"She mocketh our Borg. Crush her." - RepubliCorp & Cronies |
SpiralHawk |
Jan-16-11 10:20 AM |
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i think she's on to something. |
xchrom |
Jan-16-11 10:21 AM |
#5 |
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I clicked "I'm Attending" on Facebook |
FreakinDJ |
Jan-16-11 10:21 AM |
#6 |
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Where is she registered.... |
AnneD |
Jan-16-11 09:54 PM |
#74 |
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Don't forget a good prenup |
somone |
Jan-16-11 10:21 AM |
#8 |
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So if two people of the same sex each form a corporation |
drm604 |
Jan-16-11 10:24 AM |
#9 |
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That would be called a "Conglomerate". |
Ikonoklast |
Jan-17-11 05:21 AM |
#84 |
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Great... now we have to add another letter... GLBTC |
OneTenthofOnePercent |
Jan-17-11 09:29 AM |
#94 |
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How will the corporation get a blood test? |
LiberalEsto |
Jan-16-11 10:25 AM |
#10 |
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Blood tests are no longer required. n/t |
Exilednight |
Jan-16-11 03:13 PM |
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If they could, the blood that would come out is |
TheEuclideanOne |
Jan-16-11 07:11 PM |
#62 |
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corporations suck plenty of blood from emplyees, suppliers, minority shareholders, |
unblock |
Jan-16-11 10:13 PM |
#75 |
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I'm interested to see how this goes. I think there's a more serious side to this which is... |
Poll_Blind |
Jan-16-11 10:27 AM |
#11 |
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Exactly. Are they 3/5's like slaves were? Or are they (more likely) 7/5's. Are they male or female? |
bluerum |
Jan-16-11 10:44 AM |
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As funny as this is |
border_town |
Jan-16-11 03:27 PM |
#39 |
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Courts haven't ever seriously addressed this issue |
Occulus |
Jan-17-11 01:51 AM |
#81 |
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welll, we *know* they already VOTE! |
FirstLight |
Jan-16-11 09:17 PM |
#68 |
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Can they vote and have a drivers license? |
AlbertCat |
Jan-16-11 09:28 PM |
#69 |
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Are corporations gendered? |
bluerum |
Jan-16-11 10:41 AM |
#12 |
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Oh, yes. |
Canuckistanian |
Jan-16-11 10:43 AM |
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Well they have assholes too. |
bluerum |
Jan-16-11 10:46 AM |
#15 |
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wrong |
barbtries |
Jan-16-11 11:42 AM |
#24 |
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Are you sure? |
jmowreader |
Jan-16-11 07:50 PM |
#64 |
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Isn't this exactly the slippery slope the Fundies were warning us about? |
DCKit |
Jan-16-11 10:47 AM |
#16 |
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Man shall not lay down with Verizon Wireless, for it is an abomination. |
Initech |
Jan-16-11 11:37 AM |
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That's only until they upgarde to 5G networks. n/t |
Exilednight |
Jan-16-11 03:14 PM |
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If she switches phone providers, is that cheating? |
Initech |
Jan-16-11 03:57 PM |
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She could always get a dicorce, but then she has |
Exilednight |
Jan-16-11 04:04 PM |
#47 |
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Could the Sprint $69 plan actually be a 69? |
Initech |
Jan-16-11 04:09 PM |
#48 |
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She could always get a dicorce |
AlbertCat |
Jan-16-11 09:29 PM |
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Next up: Man on box turtle. |
BlueIris |
Jan-17-11 09:16 AM |
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In a hostile takeover would that be something like r@pe?? |
Angry Dragon |
Jan-16-11 11:07 AM |
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and if a corporation owns another corporation or company is that not slavery |
ThomThom |
Jan-17-11 08:46 AM |
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No problem with consummation ... |
silverlib |
Jan-16-11 11:08 AM |
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Corporations are fucking all of us for free; why would a corp want to settle down |
petronius |
Jan-16-11 12:05 PM |
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So if they end up divorcing... |
AC_Mem |
Jan-16-11 11:20 AM |
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Go forth and create many subsidiaries. |
JBoy |
Jan-16-11 11:52 AM |
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That's ONE way to guarantee getting fucked regularly... |
PurityOfEssence |
Jan-16-11 12:48 PM |
#27 |
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LOL |
nilram |
Jan-16-11 03:18 PM |
#36 |
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Yeah, but I hope she's not expecting fidelity. |
Jester Messiah |
Jan-17-11 10:08 AM |
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If she gets this marriage, then another one will try the same corporation... |
cascadiance |
Jan-16-11 01:49 PM |
#28 |
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I can think of two 'friends' of mine who would welcome that |
comtec |
Jan-16-11 06:06 PM |
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If you can't beat 'em join them'. |
bluesmail |
Jan-16-11 02:33 PM |
#29 |
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Will the Board of Directors be able to ah..um. direct her? nt |
pitchforksandtorches |
Jan-16-11 03:01 PM |
#30 |
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Maybe they're the in-laws ... just sayin ... (nt) |
sunnystarr |
Jan-17-11 08:30 AM |
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Funny n/t |
davidwparker |
Jan-16-11 03:08 PM |
#31 |
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I now pronounce you Incorporated Personhood & Wife |
Urban Prairie |
Jan-16-11 03:09 PM |
#32 |
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I know of a very nice abandoned corporation |
yellerpup |
Jan-16-11 03:15 PM |
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The only political stunt here is the Supreme Court "Citizens United" decision |
B Calm |
Jan-16-11 03:20 PM |
#37 |
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Thank Jesus of Latter Day Saints!!! ... Become a Polygamist!!! |
Swamp Rat |
Jan-16-11 03:24 PM |
#38 |
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Everyone will start looking alike after a period. |
lonestarnot |
Jan-16-11 03:34 PM |
#43 |
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More baloney |
skepticscott |
Jan-16-11 03:28 PM |
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Speaking of "spewed by ignorant people about CU and the Constitution." |
AlbertCat |
Jan-16-11 09:36 PM |
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You're making a fool of yourself with that post |
skepticscott |
Jan-17-11 05:17 AM |
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You are devoid of a sense of whimsy. . . .n/t |
annabanana |
Jan-17-11 05:41 AM |
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Bravo! |
indimuse |
Jan-16-11 03:31 PM |
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Alito could marry them |
lobodons |
Jan-16-11 03:59 PM |
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Corporations have been fucking us for years, might as well have the right to marry them |
Hugabear |
Jan-16-11 03:59 PM |
#46 |
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Can I marry Goldman Sachs, then? |
Initech |
Jan-16-11 04:10 PM |
#49 |
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Sure, if I can marry Chase |
Hugabear |
Jan-16-11 04:12 PM |
#50 |
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Fair trade! |
Initech |
Jan-16-11 04:13 PM |
#51 |
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Just keep yer dirty mitts off of Victoria's Secrets.. she's mine! |
Ghost in the Machine |
Jan-16-11 05:31 PM |
#54 |
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You can have Victoria's Secret, I want Flynt Publishing! |
Initech |
Jan-16-11 06:12 PM |
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Just as long as she and the corporation aren't gay it'll be o.k. |
LastLiberal in PalmSprings |
Jan-16-11 04:49 PM |
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reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch on Businessmen *video link* |
tomm2thumbs |
Jan-16-11 04:55 PM |
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I love that skit. "I'm just starting out" "Well that's a great way to break in" |
BigAnth |
Jan-16-11 05:37 PM |
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heh heh heh 'THAT is a merger... ' |
tomm2thumbs |
Jan-17-11 03:19 PM |
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Don't Ask, Don't Publish an Annual Prospectus. n/t |
MiddleFingerMom |
Jan-16-11 05:39 PM |
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Good for her drawing attention to Citizens United. k&r |
Little Star |
Jan-16-11 05:40 PM |
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Two words: Community Property. (n/t) |
Iggo |
Jan-16-11 06:08 PM |
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This might give a whole new meaning to |
man4allcats |
Jan-16-11 06:09 PM |
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If a corporation can be a spouse... |
Striker Davies |
Jan-16-11 07:43 PM |
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Couldn't she incorporate as Sarah Echo Stiener Enterprises Inc.? |
Historic NY |
Jan-16-11 08:27 PM |
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Isn't there a legal precedent low concerning tax rates ? |
TatonkaJames |
Jan-16-11 08:46 PM |
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She should first ask for the parents' consent .... !! |
defendandprotect |
Jan-16-11 09:07 PM |
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Whatever corporation she finds.... |
DeSwiss |
Jan-16-11 09:34 PM |
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Corporate "personhood" started out as a progressive idea |
Recursion |
Jan-16-11 09:41 PM |
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As long as she marries a MAN corporation, the RW won't mind. nt |
valerief |
Jan-16-11 10:25 PM |
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"political stunt", my ass... |
MrMickeysMom |
Jan-16-11 10:54 PM |
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SWEET!!!! Rec. nt |
bertman |
Jan-16-11 11:48 PM |
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Have the corporation obtain a dba as Man Co. |
Festivito |
Jan-16-11 11:52 PM |
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How about she does a spoof of the "Bachelorette" TV show and has 14 corporations as 'suiters'? |
Turborama |
Jan-17-11 12:04 AM |
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Oh, brava! |
Le Taz Hot |
Jan-17-11 05:08 AM |
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She should try to force a common law marriage |
NobleCynic |
Jan-17-11 06:11 AM |
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In Fl |
quaker bill |
Jan-17-11 06:26 AM |
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This should be brought, but NOT in Florida. |
loudsue |
Jan-17-11 09:09 AM |
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How would this interact with DOMA? n/t |
JackintheGreen |
Jan-17-11 09:35 AM |
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Maybe we can nominate Corporations for Presidential ballots |
jeanmarc |
Jan-17-11 09:58 AM |
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I want to marry Apple! |
WinkyDink |
Jan-17-11 10:06 AM |
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You'll have to ask Gweneth Paltrow first... |
MrMickeysMom |
Jan-17-11 10:11 AM |
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Yeah, I thought of this too late! |
WinkyDink |
Jan-17-11 10:16 AM |
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Good Luck to the Happy Couple |
JawJaw |
Jan-17-11 10:07 AM |
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Ooooh, I like this. |
Lucian |
Jan-17-11 10:20 AM |
#102 |
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