| 133. If you see a bright flash of light, remember - duck and cover! |
| -So, I work for a bank. Today they sent us this "Protest Safety Handbook" |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 10:35 AM |
#0 |
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"every effort should be made to avoid them or.... |
Scuba |
Oct-07-11 10:37 AM |
#1 |
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I wish we were still located downtown!!! |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 10:57 AM |
#18 |
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Oh for God's sake avoid the OWS folks.. |
workinclasszero |
Oct-07-11 02:24 PM |
#72 |
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I work on Broad Street. |
FedUp_Queer |
Oct-07-11 04:04 PM |
#82 |
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INVITATION TO OCCUPY WALL STREET -- Saturday, 11 AM @ Red Cube corner |
vets74 |
Oct-07-11 04:34 PM |
#98 |
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they are getting scared |
FirstLight |
Oct-07-11 10:38 AM |
#2 |
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Exactly. |
Occulus |
Oct-07-11 10:59 AM |
#21 |
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Yes, and to quote one of the best-ever parodies of the 1%'ers... |
Lizzie Poppet |
Oct-07-11 11:32 AM |
#42 |
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ROFL! Thats perfect! nt |
workinclasszero |
Oct-07-11 04:19 PM |
#89 |
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They are a dangerous group! |
IrishAle |
Oct-07-11 07:32 PM |
#125 |
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ya forgot the "tree of liberty should be splattered with blood" or WTF |
elehhhhna |
Oct-07-11 08:39 PM |
#134 |
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They are getting scared but |
Enthusiast |
Oct-07-11 10:51 PM |
#145 |
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That's basic safety information for any city dweller. |
aquart |
Oct-07-11 10:42 AM |
#3 |
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You are right. |
HappyMe |
Oct-07-11 10:48 AM |
#9 |
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Standard precautions at all times for NY. |
FarCenter |
Oct-07-11 11:01 AM |
#23 |
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no problems with Canadians...we're loved everywhere! |
canuckledragger |
Oct-07-11 08:24 PM |
#128 |
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You were until that tar sands crap, anyway |
eridani |
Oct-08-11 01:07 AM |
#154 |
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you better not ask in florida |
SwampG8r |
Oct-08-11 08:17 AM |
#165 |
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Yeah! Just make sure to have your Canadian flag patch on your luggage! |
Nay |
Oct-08-11 09:36 AM |
#170 |
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Protestors are no different than muggers, apparently. |
HughBeaumont |
Oct-07-11 10:43 AM |
#4 |
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Maybe you missed what happened in Britain. |
aquart |
Oct-07-11 11:09 AM |
#33 |
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No reason to put propagandist spin on the propaganda. |
RaleighNCDUer |
Oct-07-11 11:27 AM |
#39 |
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About 120 gang member did the damage in England, |
oldbanjo |
Oct-07-11 06:34 PM |
#114 |
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More less than more |
minnesota_liberal |
Oct-08-11 02:25 AM |
#157 |
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That's what hit me |
malaise |
Oct-07-11 04:28 PM |
#95 |
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True --- and notice, banks are the victims -- not the unemployed or homeless!! Blame the victim -- |
defendandprotect |
Oct-07-11 07:23 PM |
# |
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Sounds Like the Banks Are Gearing Up for Infiltration and Contamination |
Demeter |
Oct-07-11 10:44 AM |
#5 |
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Too late. |
FedUp_Queer |
Oct-07-11 04:07 PM |
#83 |
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"occupyparty" registered anonymously in Australia . . . |
janet118 |
Oct-08-11 08:35 AM |
#167 |
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I have not had a "bank" account in over 25 years!!! |
Left Coast2020 |
Oct-07-11 09:56 PM |
#141 |
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Not to worry |
NV Whino |
Oct-07-11 10:45 AM |
#6 |
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Don't forget to wear a Condom |
formercia |
Oct-07-11 10:47 AM |
#7 |
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Or hold a hankerchief over my face, so as not to breathe their air |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 10:48 AM |
#8 |
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The Banks should issue surgical masks to all employees. |
formercia |
Oct-07-11 10:50 AM |
# |
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Bandanas would work also. |
RC |
Oct-07-11 11:02 AM |
#25 |
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Be sure they're Black n/t |
formercia |
Oct-07-11 11:04 AM |
#29 |
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Probably not a bad idea... |
Capitalocracy |
Oct-07-11 04:42 PM |
#99 |
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Yet the bankers themselves have resorted to violence |
Trillo |
Oct-07-11 10:48 AM |
#10 |
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The part that bugs me the most is this: |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 10:52 AM |
#14 |
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Thanks for posting this |
BrendaBrick |
Oct-07-11 11:08 AM |
#32 |
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Although I applaud you for your statement, and agree with it, |
truedelphi |
Oct-07-11 04:21 PM |
#90 |
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I agree with you about the stripping of rights, |
Trillo |
Oct-07-11 08:46 PM |
#135 |
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Mostly a piece of boiler plate |
zipplewrath |
Oct-07-11 10:49 AM |
#11 |
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But nothing in there about posting this online for millions to read? |
progressoid |
Oct-07-11 10:50 AM |
#12 |
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Nope |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 11:33 PM |
#147 |
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K & R !!! |
WillyT |
Oct-07-11 10:50 AM |
#13 |
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WATCH OUT! BE AFRAID! |
OffWithTheirHeads |
Oct-07-11 10:53 AM |
#15 |
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sounds like old boilerplate text but really is lame. |
dionysus |
Oct-07-11 10:54 AM |
#16 |
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They left out the headgear recommendation... |
immoderate |
Oct-07-11 10:55 AM |
#17 |
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banks are getting worried |
nadinbrzezinski |
Oct-07-11 10:57 AM |
#19 |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
Oct-07-11 10:57 AM |
#20 |
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Interestingly Enough - 99% Of Bank Employees Are Really 99%er's Themselves........ |
global1 |
Oct-07-11 10:59 AM |
#22 |
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Sad isn't it. |
lonestarnot |
Oct-07-11 11:03 AM |
#27 |
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+1 |
harun |
Oct-07-11 02:05 PM |
#68 |
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+1 |
uponit7771 |
Oct-07-11 02:14 PM |
#70 |
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"99% Of Bank Employees Are Really 99%er's Themselves.." |
The Wielding Truth |
Oct-07-11 04:22 PM |
#91 |
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Exactly, global1. |
Demoiselle |
Oct-07-11 04:30 PM |
#97 |
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I think that the jobs will follow the bank accounts. Given no net loss of accounts |
eridani |
Oct-08-11 01:13 AM |
#155 |
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They're afraid |
cyglet |
Oct-07-11 06:45 PM |
#116 |
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+1 |
sarcasmo |
Oct-07-11 09:02 PM |
#137 |
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Wear a disguise |
formercia |
Oct-07-11 11:01 AM |
#24 |
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You can't fool me. |
Kurovski |
Oct-07-11 11:34 AM |
#43 |
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What a bunch of chickenshit bullshit. |
lonestarnot |
Oct-07-11 11:02 AM |
#26 |
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Wow. So protestors are likened to criminals to be avoided, along with dark alleys. |
WinkyDink |
Oct-07-11 11:03 AM |
#28 |
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Holy crap! That sounds like what people should do to avoid banks! nt |
valerief |
Oct-07-11 11:04 AM |
#30 |
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Oh, that's a good one! nt |
nc4bo |
Oct-07-11 11:21 AM |
#36 |
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GOOD, they are scared shitless, LOL |
B Calm |
Oct-07-11 11:07 AM |
#31 |
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I saw the headline and asked, "Why would you protest safety?" |
nichomachus |
Oct-07-11 11:17 AM |
#34 |
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And, if you see scary Anti Bank protesters ... Serpentine! Serpentine! |
Arugula Latte |
Oct-07-11 11:19 AM |
#35 |
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They left out the best, simplest tip: |
RaleighNCDUer |
Oct-07-11 11:21 AM |
#37 |
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No wonder banks have phased out deposit envelopes. |
gkhouston |
Oct-07-11 12:28 PM |
#60 |
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I feel slighted.... |
Permanut |
Oct-07-11 11:22 AM |
#38 |
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They left out Denver too. |
kag |
Oct-07-11 06:36 PM |
#115 |
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"Paranoia strikes deep" |
PotatoChip |
Oct-07-11 11:28 AM |
#40 |
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It went out to EVERY employee via email, and posted on our intranet |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 11:31 AM |
#41 |
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Violence is not unlikely. |
lumberjack_jeff |
Oct-07-11 11:37 AM |
#44 |
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"Violence as a way of achieving racial justice is both impractical and immoral" |
Nye Bevan |
Oct-07-11 02:03 PM |
#67 |
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"By any means necessary." - Malcom X n/t |
lumberjack_jeff |
Oct-07-11 08:17 PM |
#127 |
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Thank you for posting this. |
I Have A Dream |
Oct-08-11 12:51 AM |
#153 |
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Okay, but it's also what the cops have been doing. |
kag |
Oct-07-11 06:46 PM |
#117 |
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Ubiquitous video changes EVERYTHING |
Mopar151 |
Oct-08-11 08:25 AM |
#166 |
| -
How many lay-outs |
tama |
Oct-07-11 11:37 AM |
#45 |
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Kicked and recommended. |
Uncle Joe |
Oct-07-11 11:37 AM |
#46 |
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"often encouraging the unemployed and homeless to join the movement" |
Arctic Dave |
Oct-07-11 11:37 AM |
#47 |
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Before yesterday, I would have completely disagreed with this memo. |
I Have A Dream |
Oct-07-11 11:38 AM |
#48 |
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Specify the actual real-life violence that has occurred that you are so |
kestrel91316 |
Oct-07-11 05:54 PM |
#108 |
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If you had read the same things that I read on a right-wing site... |
I Have A Dream |
Oct-07-11 11:59 PM |
#151 |
| -
LOL My children were deployed to Germany after a restaurant was |
jwirr |
Oct-07-11 11:46 AM |
#49 |
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"these types of people..." n/t |
Liberal_in_LA |
Oct-07-11 11:47 AM |
#50 |
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Sounds like they recycled the "walking to your car late" flyer |
Matariki |
Oct-07-11 11:48 AM |
#51 |
| -
Delicious copypasta! |
Lizzie Poppet |
Oct-07-11 11:49 AM |
#52 |
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Just projection from the immoral... |
JuniperLea |
Oct-07-11 11:51 AM |
#53 |
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K&R |
PETRUS |
Oct-07-11 11:53 AM |
#54 |
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That's actually a more even handed description of the protesters than I would have expected. |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Oct-07-11 11:57 AM |
#55 |
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They probably should have left out |
pipi_k |
Oct-07-11 12:18 PM |
#56 |
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Tagged for hilarity |
slackmaster |
Oct-07-11 12:21 PM |
#57 |
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I'm approaching five years now |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 12:26 PM |
#59 |
| -
Aiiiieeee! Chupacabra! |
Fire Walk With Me |
Oct-07-11 12:23 PM |
#58 |
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Be safe out there. Don't forget your cup! |
MilesColtrane |
Oct-07-11 12:29 PM |
#61 |
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Notice how they assume the reader is the 1%? |
Duer 157099 |
Oct-07-11 12:30 PM |
#62 |
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Sly move to co-opt the bank employees. |
Kaleko |
Oct-07-11 01:51 PM |
#66 |
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I like how the document |
LibertyLover |
Oct-07-11 01:26 PM |
#63 |
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MOST of that list is just good common sense. The parts that aren't... |
Shandris |
Oct-07-11 01:31 PM |
#64 |
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REEFER MADNESS |
Gregorian |
Oct-07-11 01:44 PM |
#65 |
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Kind of smells like corporate lawyers to me. |
Robb |
Oct-07-11 02:11 PM |
#69 |
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These pricks steal and rob everyday |
lsewpershad |
Oct-07-11 02:21 PM |
#71 |
| -
Duck! and Cover!! |
Cherchez la Femme |
Oct-07-11 02:51 PM |
#73 |
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If you don't mind, I'm going to use this in an article. |
WilliamPitt |
Oct-07-11 03:38 PM |
#74 |
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By all means, run with it! |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 03:46 PM |
#76 |
| -
On my word. |
WilliamPitt |
Oct-07-11 03:49 PM |
#78 |
| -
It has definitely been a source of amusement all day :) |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 03:54 PM |
#79 |
| -
PS: if you want, I'll PM you the bank's actual name |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 03:55 PM |
#80 |
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I think keeping the bank's name out of it is wise |
WilliamPitt |
Oct-07-11 04:16 PM |
#88 |
| -
Understandable, and agreed |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 04:24 PM |
#92 |
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It could be all summed up in one: Don't steal and gamble. |
mmonk |
Oct-07-11 03:40 PM |
#75 |
| -
Make sure you check under the bed!!! |
Tom Ripley |
Oct-07-11 03:48 PM |
#77 |
| -
Thanks for posting this. I assume we'll see all the bank "handbooks" as they are released. |
tridim |
Oct-07-11 04:01 PM |
#81 |
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They forgot, "REPORT ALL SIGHTINGS OF GUILLOTINES, |
MsPithy |
Oct-07-11 04:08 PM |
#84 |
| -
+1 000 000 000 |
kestrel91316 |
Oct-07-11 05:56 PM |
#109 |
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lol |
Renew Deal |
Oct-07-11 06:05 PM |
#111 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
Oct-08-11 12:02 AM |
#152 |
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And, DON'T OFFER ANYONE CAKE! |
MsPithy |
Oct-07-11 06:13 PM |
#112 |
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They'll soon realize their employees belong to the 99% |
lunatica |
Oct-07-11 04:15 PM |
#85 |
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"*redacted* Bank Corporate Security" - Sounds impressive, |
davidwparker |
Oct-07-11 04:15 PM |
#86 |
| -
Hang in there. (If you can.) |
truedelphi |
Oct-07-11 04:16 PM |
#87 |
| -
I have learned SO MUCH from working here |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 04:26 PM |
#93 |
| -
Attention, all employees of banksters, rethuglians and teabaggers!! |
workinclasszero |
Oct-07-11 04:27 PM |
#94 |
| -
k&r n/t |
w0nderer |
Oct-07-11 04:29 PM |
#96 |
| -
oops! wrong safety guide! |
Enrique |
Oct-07-11 04:47 PM |
#100 |
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What the elites don't "get" is that as long as you don't look like |
Marnie |
Oct-07-11 05:13 PM |
#101 |
| -
Yesterday, in Liberty Plaza I was |
grntuscarora |
Oct-07-11 05:39 PM |
#102 |
| -
check yer wallet |
rucky |
Oct-07-11 05:42 PM |
#103 |
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Front pocket!!! |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 05:43 PM |
#105 |
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congratulations |
grntuscarora |
Oct-07-11 07:03 PM |
#120 |
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Bank employees below the level of Vice President should not |
coalition_unwilling |
Oct-07-11 05:43 PM |
#104 |
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Fits right in with the "angry, violent mob" meme. |
kestrel91316 |
Oct-07-11 05:45 PM |
#106 |
| -
I find this unintentionally hilarious. |
Brigid |
Oct-07-11 05:50 PM |
#107 |
| -
The NY protestors are NOT violent |
TomClash |
Oct-07-11 05:57 PM |
#110 |
| -
Don't engage them? |
DissedByBush |
Oct-07-11 06:32 PM |
#113 |
| -
If we talk to them, they might give us "ideas" |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 07:20 PM |
#123 |
| -
Reminds me of the 1967 antiwar march on DC |
eridani |
Oct-08-11 01:29 AM |
#156 |
| -
that looks like the 'how to avoid rape' handbook omg |
CarrieLynne |
Oct-07-11 06:48 PM |
#118 |
| -
This looks just like the AIG memo to employees in 2008 or 2009 |
JVS |
Oct-07-11 06:49 PM |
#119 |
| -
I LOVE THIS... We Were In Front Of OUR Skank Of America Yesterday! |
ChiciB1 |
Oct-07-11 07:11 PM |
#121 |
| -
Proving they are without conscience and liars -- |
defendandprotect |
Oct-07-11 07:18 PM |
#122 |
| -
A while back there used to be protests outside my workplace |
CreekDog |
Oct-07-11 07:23 PM |
#124 |
| -
Yeah, those protestors are like animals!!1! |
JNelson6563 |
Oct-07-11 07:37 PM |
#126 |
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At $300 an hour, I wonder how look it took some lawyer to write that? |
Shagbark Hickory |
Oct-07-11 08:26 PM |
#129 |
| -
This is one nut-job piece of work.... |
tcaudilllg |
Oct-07-11 08:26 PM |
#130 |
| -
Good lord, now that I'm home at reading this at my leisure... |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 08:27 PM |
#131 |
| -
They forgot to say "wear clean underwear". |
livingonearth |
Oct-07-11 08:27 PM |
#132 |
| -
If you see a bright flash of light, remember - duck and cover! |
IDemo |
Oct-07-11 08:37 PM |
#133 |
| -
the banksters.... |
unkachuck |
Oct-07-11 08:58 PM |
#136 |
| -
Sounds like they want you to be afraid of the people marching for your rights. nt |
ZombieHorde |
Oct-07-11 09:27 PM |
#138 |
| -
Hey there neighbor.. |
2banon |
Oct-07-11 09:41 PM |
#139 |
| -
this is the part i don't get: |
barbtries |
Oct-07-11 09:49 PM |
#140 |
| -
Wow......I see this as a really positive sign. We are making progress and they are preparing. YAY! |
tropicanarose |
Oct-07-11 09:59 PM |
#142 |
| -
Sounds like an invitation to skip work to me |
ArcticFox |
Oct-07-11 10:03 PM |
#143 |
| -
Haha!! I love it! |
arcane1 |
Oct-07-11 10:12 PM |
#144 |
| -
I feel a lot safer around protesters than I do around those assholes. |
999998th word |
Oct-07-11 10:55 PM |
#146 |
| -
Disparaging the unemployed and homeless is despicable |
NICO9000 |
Oct-07-11 11:38 PM |
#148 |
| -
This is very close to the notices scientology |
bengalherder |
Oct-07-11 11:47 PM |
#149 |
| -
I used to work for a bank - |
lynne |
Oct-07-11 11:57 PM |
#150 |
| -
I think you're being unfair. |
MrModerate |
Oct-08-11 02:52 AM |
#158 |
| -
When you see a protest march... |
jonthebru |
Oct-08-11 03:00 AM |
#159 |
| -
The banksters are worried , they have produced a book. |
Tanelorn |
Oct-08-11 03:46 AM |
#160 |
| -
Thank you for sharing this...it begs for a satirical restatement |
mahina |
Oct-08-11 06:32 AM |
#161 |
| -
I think they are also scared of losing business |
TNLib |
Oct-08-11 07:47 AM |
#162 |
| -
OMG!! They really are scared to death. |
Gman |
Oct-08-11 07:48 AM |
#163 |
| -
"Be a good witness..." |
crim son |
Oct-08-11 08:14 AM |
#164 |
| -
They are trying to make ther protesters out to be criminals and thugs! Bastards! |
Odin2005 |
Oct-08-11 08:59 AM |
#168 |
| -
"...disengaged and disenfranchised population of the United States..." |
Turbineguy |
Oct-08-11 09:35 AM |
#169 |
| -
Do not attempt to reason or argue with the protesters |
Douglas Carpenter |
Oct-08-11 09:38 AM |
#171 |
| -
Not one single |
JustAnotherGen |
Oct-08-11 10:43 AM |
#172 |
| -
The opposition to the "OWS" movement... |
Butch350 |
Oct-08-11 11:13 AM |
#173 |
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Thank you for making this public. You're a good citizen -- seriously. |
JackRiddler |
Oct-08-11 12:33 PM |
#174 |
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