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Sun Jan-16-11 08:54 AM
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| 45. Can she raise her right paw and swear an oath ? :p nt |
| -Cat called for jury duty |
marmar |
Jan-14-11 06:38 PM |
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A cat would never make it through Voir Dire |
slackmaster |
Jan-14-11 06:40 PM |
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one meow guilty, two meows not guilty. nt |
boston bean |
Jan-14-11 06:42 PM |
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It would be the defense attorney who challenged - a jury of cats would be |
petronius |
Jan-14-11 06:43 PM |
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LOL |
kimi |
Jan-14-11 07:04 PM |
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The face rub would be a good sign for the DA. |
GentryDixon |
Jan-15-11 06:04 PM |
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A cat could be empaneled if the attorney for the defendant was Purry Mason. |
MilesColtrane |
Jan-15-11 06:17 PM |
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Maybe they have a feliny trial coming up |
pinboy3niner |
Jan-17-11 11:13 AM |
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So, how many more pets were listed on the census? |
muriel_volestrangler |
Jan-14-11 06:46 PM |
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What kind of moron lists a pet on the census? |
Blue-Jay |
Jan-14-11 06:47 PM |
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If you watch the video, it appears that pets were a category on the form.. |
Princess Turandot |
Jan-15-11 02:59 AM |
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It had to be a local one. |
Le Taz Hot |
Jan-15-11 04:22 AM |
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MA has an annual state census and IIRC it did ask about # of dogs. n/t |
Gormy Cuss |
Jan-17-11 12:32 PM |
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Reminds me of a cartoon |
treestar |
Jan-14-11 06:50 PM |
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I saw a cartoon of Michael Vick in a courtroom |
rocktivity |
Jan-14-11 06:54 PM |
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I had to look this cartoon up |
kimi |
Jan-14-11 07:10 PM |
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I love Ren and Stimpy |
davidinalameda |
Jan-14-11 08:46 PM |
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Ren will make sure he gets the chair. |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Jan-15-11 06:50 PM |
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Very nice! n/t |
TroglodyteScholar |
Jan-17-11 11:05 AM |
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I can't remember where the yellow dog between Droopy and Ren is from. |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Jan-15-11 07:08 PM |
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Mother Goose and Grimm. |
boppers |
Jan-15-11 10:50 PM |
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(Browse a bit) Weak, unfunny cartoon. (Closes tab) |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Jan-16-11 08:51 AM |
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Grimm or Grim |
Gemini Cat |
Jan-15-11 11:00 PM |
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+1 |
Rhiannon12866 |
Jan-15-11 10:45 PM |
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Um, just one little problem with this story: the Census Bureau is statutorily barred from releasing |
kestrel91316 |
Jan-14-11 06:52 PM |
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Well that is interesting. I think jury duty is based off of voter registration in my State too. nt |
ZombieHorde |
Jan-14-11 06:59 PM |
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I imagined something along what you are describing that the owners used the cat's name with theirs |
jp11 |
Jan-14-11 06:59 PM |
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Not just voter registration in California, even L.A. anymore |
SoCalNative |
Jan-14-11 07:05 PM |
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Yes, you are exactly correct. nt |
Raine |
Jan-15-11 02:54 AM |
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+1 |
DCKit |
Jan-14-11 07:35 PM |
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or by getting a driver license |
davidinalameda |
Jan-14-11 08:49 PM |
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Interesting question... |
PoliticAverse |
Jan-17-11 10:27 AM |
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In MA, you also get on jury lists |
pipi_k |
Jan-17-11 10:41 AM |
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As a former MA resident I think it's from the state census data. |
Gormy Cuss |
Jan-17-11 12:35 PM |
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Do you require special accommodations? |
Kennah |
Jan-14-11 06:54 PM |
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Well it's not like the cat has a job or other important things to do. |
NYC_SKP |
Jan-14-11 06:55 PM |
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I would have never filled out the disqualification papers |
MattBaggins |
Jan-14-11 06:59 PM |
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Yeah, this!! |
kimi |
Jan-14-11 07:03 PM |
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You could say that your cat can tell if a person is guility right away ... |
JoePhilly |
Jan-15-11 06:04 PM |
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Since when was the Census allowed to be used |
SoCalNative |
Jan-14-11 07:03 PM |
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someone is fudging on how the cat's name got out |
ProdigalJunkMail |
Jan-14-11 08:55 PM |
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Damn we did not list the kids |
nadinbrzezinski |
Jan-14-11 07:04 PM |
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I served on a jury with Sal The Cat |
Hissyspit |
Jan-14-11 07:06 PM |
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I just talked to Pepper and Saffy |
Sabriel |
Jan-14-11 07:14 PM |
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Our MA town does a yearly household person and pet count. |
canoeist52 |
Jan-14-11 08:17 PM |
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Why didn't the census supervisor catch that one? |
eridani |
Jan-15-11 02:39 AM |
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I would stuff my pockets full of catnip before doing my closing argument. |
varkam |
Jan-15-11 02:57 AM |
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Juror 12, please stop sniffing Juror 11 |
NuclearDem |
Jan-15-11 04:20 AM |
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And please refrain from licking your ass until the next break... |
pipi_k |
Jan-17-11 10:46 AM |
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Register him as a Republican |
felix_numinous |
Jan-15-11 05:57 PM |
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Why didn't they teach him English!!?? |
Kurovski |
Jan-15-11 06:36 PM |
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I would like to be tried by a jury of my purrers. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Jan-15-11 06:52 PM |
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Can she raise her right paw and swear an oath ? :p nt |
steve2470 |
Jan-16-11 08:54 AM |
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Oh, snort. |
lonestarnot |
Jan-16-11 09:05 AM |
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OK, kidding aside... |
pipi_k |
Jan-17-11 10:49 AM |
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