Reply #141: You continue to assume too much.

[The Doctor.]

I never spanked out of anger. It was always a well thought out last resort. I always explained to them why they were getting a spanking.

I understand that you were a perfect parent in every way, and that your little one was also perfect and never got up with out being thoughtful enough to wake you as well.

I'm sad we all can't be as perfect as you are. Chalk it up to parenting ability if you'd like, but most parents reading your self-congratulatory post would recognize that you were just extraordinarily lucky.

I'm very happy for you, but unless you've had my kids, your judgment is laughable.