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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-22-11 07:45 PM
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7. I'm reminded of an Emo Phillips joke... well, 2 actually

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ... and I got it!

When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.
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  -Don't be too hard on the people who thought they would be Raptured formercia  May-22-11 07:26 PM   #0 
  - I wish it was that easy.  Sky Masterson   May-22-11 07:30 PM   #1 
  - Some of the true believers featured in articles are like so many people  deutsey   May-22-11 07:32 PM   #2 
  - Anyone that thought they were going to be Raptured  Angry Dragon   May-22-11 07:36 PM   #3 
  - Guilty consciences.  Electric Monk   May-22-11 07:38 PM   #4 
  - Is the rule that the perfect get raptured?  JVS   May-22-11 07:41 PM   #5 
  - I'm reminded of an Emo Phillips joke... well, 2 actually  Electric Monk   May-22-11 07:45 PM   #7 
  - LOL  Angry Dragon   May-22-11 07:50 PM   #9 
  - I have met many Christians and 'christians' in my life  Angry Dragon   May-22-11 07:49 PM   #8 
  - Except you don't get Raptured or go to heaven by being perfect because nobody is.  elocs   May-22-11 07:53 PM   #12 
     - I never said that the perfect get Raptured  Angry Dragon   May-22-11 08:01 PM   #13 
  - But WE weren't going to leave anybody behind.  aquart   May-22-11 07:42 PM   #6 
  - This is actually the most important point.  SheilaT   May-22-11 09:01 PM   #16 
  - Actually, I don't know any.  RagAss   May-22-11 07:50 PM   #10 
  - I don't care for people that think they are better than everyone else and  RKP5637   May-22-11 07:52 PM   #11 
  - Like the people who waited for someone to make things better...  liberalmuse   May-22-11 08:15 PM   #14 
  - no, fuck them.  provis99   May-22-11 08:46 PM   #15 

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