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Edited on Mon May-16-11 02:09 PM by Vinnie From Indy
tell him you did not watch your buddies die face first in the muck in Vietnam so that some future employer could make you pee in a cup. Then raise your voice and scream that you don't work on shabbos. Keep screaming shomer shabbos at the top of your lungs until security is called. You could also start bashing on his/her desk with a club and shouting "You see what happens when you fuck someone in ass Larry"!
Be sure to take your smart phone with video capabilities. Film the whole interview, put it on youtube. I'd watch that!
Cheers and good luck!
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| -Help! Anyone here know how to pass a urine test? |
Taverner |
May-16-11 11:50 AM |
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Study. Study. Study. |
meegbear |
May-16-11 11:51 AM |
#1 |
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Damn! I was too late!!! |
CTyankee |
May-16-11 12:32 PM |
#69 |
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lol. nt |
ecstatic |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#2 |
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Don't use drugs or alcohol before taking the test. Sure-fire win. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#3 |
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+1 |
TroglodyteScholar |
May-16-11 11:54 AM |
#8 |
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Bull, false positives do happen, and will follow you forever. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 11:54 AM |
#10 |
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Lay off the poppy seed bagels... |
rfranklin |
May-16-11 11:56 AM |
#16 |
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Yes I know, but let's just say I'm a heavy smoker |
Taverner |
May-16-11 11:55 AM |
#13 |
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I think you have a winnable lawsuit if they don't hire you... |
rfranklin |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#18 |
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If you have a legal prescription, what's the problem? |
sufrommich |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#19 |
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No, they ask for them after you fail the test |
Warpy |
May-16-11 12:06 PM |
#35 |
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Bring Rx scrip to test, it's ok- per discrim. law, all controlled sobstancse |
ncrainbowgrrl |
May-16-11 06:07 PM |
#170 |
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This is a good plan too. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:50 PM |
#202 |
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Not either of the times that I was tested. |
WillowTree |
May-16-11 10:27 PM |
#215 |
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Apparently the company doesn't honor said perscription |
Taverner |
May-16-11 12:15 PM |
#47 |
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What do you mean they don't "honor said prescription"? What are we talking about here? |
WillowTree |
May-16-11 10:28 PM |
#216 |
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Medical marijuana. Not just 'toking for fun' although I see neither as any impediment |
Taverner |
May-17-11 11:17 AM |
#234 |
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They do not acknowledge their legality n/t |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 09:44 PM |
#199 |
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how long do you have until |
angel823 |
May-16-11 02:21 PM |
#123 |
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2-3 weeks |
Taverner |
May-16-11 02:49 PM |
#128 |
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That should be plenty of time |
JonLP24 |
May-16-11 03:23 PM |
#133 |
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It is THC and yes, I am a heavy (daily) "vaporizer" |
Taverner |
May-16-11 03:59 PM |
#134 |
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according to what I've read weed stays longer in the body than just about |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 05:07 PM |
#153 |
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30-45 days. 90 days for regular smokers |
Taverner |
May-16-11 05:15 PM |
#155 |
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Yes--don't lose weight n/t |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:22 PM |
#187 |
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You should be able to get clean in 3 weeks |
Rage for Order |
May-16-11 06:13 PM |
#172 |
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He CAN'T stop smoking, his back pain is unbearable without the pot, so |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:51 PM |
#203 |
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I wasn't aware of that when I posted |
Rage for Order |
May-16-11 11:04 PM |
#220 |
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I was in a similar situation |
angel823 |
May-16-11 08:40 PM |
#184 |
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"I wouldn't hit you if you just did as I say!" nt |
Romulox |
May-16-11 11:59 AM |
#23 |
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Those who do, get the jobs. |
lumberjack_jeff |
May-16-11 12:07 PM |
#36 |
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Most jobs that require piss tests are horrible, menial positions. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:15 PM |
#48 |
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I don't really disagree |
lumberjack_jeff |
May-16-11 12:23 PM |
#56 |
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Thanks for clarifying. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:29 PM |
#65 |
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It's corporate policy for this company (a Health Insurance co) |
Taverner |
May-16-11 12:57 PM |
#88 |
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I hope that things work out for you. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 01:15 PM |
#94 |
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Are your kids and mortgage |
GKirk |
May-16-11 09:24 PM |
#188 |
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Good post. This is a good question to ask. If the pot is honestly needed for |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:41 PM |
#195 |
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He has a doctor's recommendation. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 09:43 PM |
#198 |
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If the law says a company can refuse to honor a legal prescription and not |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:53 PM |
#204 |
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I don't think the law says that. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 10:01 PM |
#208 |
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That is a problem. I also see a problem between the states and the fed level - they |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:06 PM |
#209 |
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I should say I would like to see pot legalized. I think we have spent |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:09 PM |
#210 |
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My husband has experienced this denial of employment himself. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 10:11 PM |
#211 |
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Yeah, that sucks :( Neuropathic pain is the hardest to treat, too. I know |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:19 PM |
#212 |
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At first I thought he was just using the stuff recreationally, but then I saw |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:23 PM |
#213 |
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My husband tried that. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 11:12 PM |
#223 |
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It sucks when your doctor says, sorry can't do anything for you. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 11:09 PM |
#222 |
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Of course they are! |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 09:41 PM |
#196 |
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I don't know about your area but... |
GKirk |
May-17-11 12:19 PM |
#236 |
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If this company is Aetna... |
Chan790 |
May-16-11 10:58 PM |
#219 |
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Bull |
tpsbmam |
May-16-11 12:30 PM |
#66 |
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There are exceptions to every rule. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:42 PM |
#76 |
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You failed to see the sentence started with "Most..."? |
RaleighNCDUer |
May-16-11 12:43 PM |
#77 |
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The grapes are probably sour anyway, said the fox. |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 01:10 PM |
#90 |
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LULz. That double edged sword cuts on both sides, though! |
Romulox |
May-16-11 01:27 PM |
#102 |
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yeah - jobs for grown-ups are such a drag n/t |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 02:03 PM |
#114 |
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No offense, but you sound like you were a drag from a young age |
Romulox |
May-16-11 02:26 PM |
#125 |
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And you sound like that guy at the party who starts picking his nose and playing with one of his |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 08:31 PM |
#183 |
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That has more to do with insurance issues than anything else. |
Ikonoklast |
May-16-11 01:21 PM |
#100 |
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The chance of a desk bound employee hurting someone in the "scope and course" of his employment |
Romulox |
May-16-11 01:29 PM |
#103 |
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You tell the insurance companies that, then. |
Ikonoklast |
May-16-11 02:11 PM |
#121 |
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Nil may not mean what you think... |
LanternWaste |
May-16-11 03:04 PM |
#130 |
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On the contrary, the legal doctrine of "scope and course" of employment escapes you |
Romulox |
May-16-11 03:11 PM |
#132 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
May-16-11 04:30 PM |
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You mean like being a police officer, air traffic controller, or any position of |
SlimJimmy |
May-16-11 01:57 PM |
#112 |
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Hard to take someone who doesn't know what "logical nexus to the job" means seriously. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 02:27 PM |
#126 |
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So, define "menial" in your enlightened world. It's hard to take |
SlimJimmy |
May-16-11 04:34 PM |
#140 |
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If they wanted that, they'd test for ability to do the job |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:26 PM |
#190 |
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Meh - some folks like Big Brother |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:35 PM |
#141 |
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Or a safe work environement. I'm kind of funny that way. |
SlimJimmy |
May-16-11 09:38 PM |
#194 |
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Drug testing misses the point |
JonLP24 |
May-17-11 03:41 AM |
#225 |
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Being a Congressman or Senator is not "a position of trust" in the federal government? |
Fumesucker |
May-16-11 10:37 PM |
#218 |
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They're special, don't ya know. |
SlimJimmy |
May-17-11 01:52 PM |
#237 |
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I am in no way in favor of drug testing |
etherealtruth |
May-16-11 04:15 PM |
#136 |
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I"ve been in many high tech/high pay/ non-menial jobs (Iproject mgr, tech. trainer, telecom, etc) |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 05:10 PM |
#154 |
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Yup. nt |
blondeatlast |
May-16-11 12:39 PM |
#73 |
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yup. n/t |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 01:13 PM |
#91 |
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My feelings exactly. nt |
Cheap_Trick |
May-16-11 01:45 PM |
#107 |
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not without staying clean or committing fraud |
ProdigalJunkMail |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#4 |
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First off, make sure the test is in a MOISTURE-PROOF plastic bag before you swallow it. |
TygrBright |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#5 |
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Best response yet. nt |
Codeine |
May-16-11 12:01 PM |
#27 |
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practice, practice,practice |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 11:53 AM |
#6 |
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IBTL |
Goblinmonger |
May-16-11 11:53 AM |
#7 |
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The Original Whizzinator. |
AngryAmish |
May-16-11 11:54 AM |
#9 |
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Nobody here would have any reason to worry about being able to prove they could produce urine |
Vincardog |
May-16-11 11:55 AM |
#11 |
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Yeah, it is easy. |
ChairmanAgnostic |
May-16-11 11:55 AM |
#12 |
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You missed the part where he says he HAS a scrip for it n/t |
Occulus |
May-16-11 04:05 PM |
#135 |
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script or not, we know that we have been infested by |
ChairmanAgnostic |
May-16-11 04:54 PM |
#151 |
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So you are pro-drug test? Interesting |
Taverner |
May-16-11 07:02 PM |
#177 |
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No, and I've heard of stories of people getting caught trying to fake it and |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 11:56 AM |
#14 |
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If they outlawed Motrin |
Aerows |
May-16-11 12:03 PM |
#30 |
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LOL! :) n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:05 PM |
#34 |
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How long till your test? |
SteppingRazor |
May-16-11 11:56 AM |
#15 |
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Don't take drugs in the first place. |
JDPriestly |
May-16-11 11:57 AM |
#17 |
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No *decent* job should require a piss test, in the first place. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#20 |
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But they ALL require that today, at least from what I've heard. And there are |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:04 PM |
#33 |
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Nope. No way. It is atypical for most *professional* type jobs to require piss tests |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:12 PM |
#42 |
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I didn't like the urinalysis in the Army, but I understood why it was necessary. We |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:21 PM |
#54 |
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Makes sense. Similarly, there's a *REASON* I never considered the army. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:43 PM |
#78 |
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Yeah, you really have to be ready for a whole lot of humiliation if you |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:48 PM |
#82 |
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Funny thing is, my HS buddy who did join the army turned me on to LSD... |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:54 PM |
#85 |
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Damn, that's scary! n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 01:14 PM |
#93 |
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That's right! LSD will not show up on employer drug tests. |
B Calm |
May-16-11 02:06 PM |
#116 |
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Then, I must look shady |
Lady President |
May-16-11 01:06 PM |
#89 |
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Shrug. It's better to be a partner at a small firm than a clock-puncher at a big one, imo. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 01:29 PM |
#105 |
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Even the new VP of HR had to test at my employer. nt |
Lisa0825 |
May-16-11 02:07 PM |
#118 |
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God, is that ever false nt |
Dreamer Tatum |
May-16-11 01:17 PM |
#96 |
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Don't forget the money involved. It would be interesting to |
sabrina 1 |
May-16-11 02:07 PM |
#117 |
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I've had places that wanted to hire me, but my pot use prevented it. |
Webster Green |
May-16-11 12:24 PM |
#59 |
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Yeah. I *do* understand that the trades/union situation can be different. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:52 PM |
#84 |
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I have what I consider to be a very good job... |
Papagoose |
May-16-11 12:13 PM |
#43 |
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A "good job" which would be MUCH better if your employer respected boundaries. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:20 PM |
# |
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Don't take drugs |
Renew Deal |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#21 |
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K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it... |
SidDithers |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#22 |
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Down simple carbohydrates, ingest water till you burst. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 12:00 PM |
#24 |
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To add, there is no protection against firing even if you are a patient. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 12:04 PM |
#31 |
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Not that I've ever done this... |
luvspeas |
May-16-11 12:00 PM |
#25 |
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+1 on never using the morning pee... |
luvspeas |
May-16-11 12:11 PM |
#41 |
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actually |
nebenaube |
May-16-11 12:39 PM |
#74 |
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that may be true if you have been smoking a long time... |
luvspeas |
May-16-11 02:09 PM |
#120 |
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Absolutely do NOT try to get the fat off |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:31 PM |
#192 |
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I think it's sad that people are defending drug testing to begin with. |
devilgrrl |
May-16-11 12:01 PM |
#26 |
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I don't defend it, but personally, I wouldn't want to be the one forced to pay |
ecstatic |
May-16-11 01:53 PM |
#109 |
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I think it's pretty easy to tell if someone's higher than a kite... |
devilgrrl |
May-16-11 02:06 PM |
#115 |
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Potassium Pills, Gatoraide or real cranberry juice. |
Ichingcarpenter |
May-16-11 12:01 PM |
#28 |
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Stay clean n/t |
SDuderstadt |
May-16-11 12:02 PM |
#29 |
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First get a dirty mayonnaise jar... |
iscooterliberally |
May-16-11 12:04 PM |
#32 |
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About the fake penis thing |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 12:07 PM |
#37 |
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LOL! Great post! n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:09 PM |
#38 |
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It is discrimination. Where is the fake vagina? Oh, those places. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 12:09 PM |
#39 |
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HAHA |
Cali_Democrat |
May-16-11 04:38 PM |
#143 |
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LOL, awesome!! |
BoWanZi |
May-16-11 06:04 PM |
#167 |
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Sure Gel. You can get it in the canning section. |
Horse with no Name |
May-16-11 12:10 PM |
#40 |
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1. Stop consuming ANY substance that might trigger a positive OR false positive |
slackmaster |
May-16-11 12:13 PM |
#44 |
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I used to take Lodine. It was a miracle drug. |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 01:54 PM |
#110 |
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The head shop had several potions. I got what looked like the strongest one. |
immoderate |
May-16-11 12:14 PM |
#45 |
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You might not have this luxury |
Matariki |
May-16-11 12:14 PM |
#46 |
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So, these test involve someone WATCHING you pee??? |
Matariki |
May-16-11 12:18 PM |
#50 |
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Yeah, it's humiliating and hard to do. Shrug. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:25 PM |
#60 |
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some do, most don't. if you've ever popped positive or been accused |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 05:30 PM |
#158 |
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In the Army, ALL piss tests are witnessed. The Army takes this stuff very |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:29 PM |
#191 |
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What was the response? |
Brickbat |
May-16-11 12:24 PM |
#58 |
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The woman was surprisingly polite |
Matariki |
May-16-11 01:17 PM |
#95 |
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send me a jar, $100, and your fedex account number... |
jorno67 |
May-16-11 12:16 PM |
#49 |
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pm me. |
cali |
May-16-11 12:18 PM |
#51 |
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The only thing that worked for me was to have it |
EC |
May-16-11 12:20 PM |
#52 |
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Drink lots and lots of water and cranberry juice |
Spider Jerusalem |
May-16-11 12:20 PM |
#53 |
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also |
negativenihil |
May-16-11 12:37 PM |
#72 |
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My experience is you have to say you're willing to take one, |
librechik |
May-16-11 12:22 PM |
#55 |
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Tommy Chong Quick Flush capsules |
Scout |
May-16-11 12:23 PM |
#57 |
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Oh, BTW, parsley is a natural diuretic, as is watermelon. Just thought I'd throw that in. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:26 PM |
#62 |
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You could pee on your prospective employers desk |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 12:25 PM |
#61 |
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Man, you are just wicked funny today, LOL! n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:27 PM |
#63 |
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OMG! |
blue neen |
May-16-11 12:34 PM |
#71 |
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LOL...again! |
Cali_Democrat |
May-16-11 04:42 PM |
#146 |
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Sound advice! |
Canuckistanian |
May-16-11 09:57 PM |
#206 |
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In a documentary on prisoners and parole |
yellerpup |
May-16-11 12:29 PM |
#64 |
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ow!! |
dana_b |
May-16-11 12:43 PM |
#79 |
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Yah! You know it must have hurt for days! |
yellerpup |
May-16-11 01:13 PM |
#92 |
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My friend had good luck with a Whizzinator. |
The Midway Rebel |
May-16-11 12:31 PM |
#67 |
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The people who sold "The Whizzinator" were found guilty of fraud... |
-..__... |
May-17-11 11:24 AM |
#235 |
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yes, it works |
frylock |
May-16-11 12:31 PM |
#68 |
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Well, back in the days of the draft physical, it was sugar under the fingernails ... |
damntexdem |
May-16-11 12:34 PM |
#70 |
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Is this an O'Keefe post? nt |
mfcorey1 |
May-16-11 12:39 PM |
#75 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
May-16-11 12:54 PM |
#86 |
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Taverner: What substances are you afraid would be detected in your urine? |
backscatter712 |
May-16-11 12:45 PM |
#80 |
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Well yeah, that's me... |
Taverner |
May-16-11 12:50 PM |
#83 |
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Be careful about drinking too much water. |
MilesColtrane |
May-16-11 12:48 PM |
#81 |
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You'd have to drink a LOT of water to hurt yourself. |
backscatter712 |
May-16-11 12:56 PM |
#87 |
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A more likely problem is invalidating your test as "too dilute" due to low creatinine concentration |
slackmaster |
May-16-11 06:04 PM |
#168 |
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carefully, by the edge of the rim, but not too fast else it will spill |
NightWatcher |
May-16-11 01:18 PM |
#97 |
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OK. Rubber or latex glove, surgical tape, someone else's clean piss |
cali |
May-16-11 01:20 PM |
#98 |
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A buddy of mine used to keep a small Elmer's Glue bottle filled with a clean friend's pee ... |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 01:51 PM |
#108 |
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Thanks. I'll fool these fascists if its the last thing I do |
Taverner |
May-16-11 05:49 PM |
#160 |
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Worth the read - ACLU's article on work place drug testing - and all that's wrong with it. |
Matariki |
May-16-11 01:21 PM |
#99 |
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Don't use any substance that might show up |
SoCalDem |
May-16-11 01:25 PM |
#101 |
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Don't drink or do drugs |
leftynyc |
May-16-11 01:29 PM |
#104 |
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Not really "easy enough" |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:34 PM |
#139 |
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If you want to smoke pot |
leftynyc |
May-17-11 04:01 AM |
#226 |
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So a doctor's prescription means nothing to you. Ah, You might want to change your name |
Taverner |
May-17-11 11:16 AM |
#233 |
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We don't have medical marijuana laws |
leftynyc |
May-17-11 02:15 PM |
#238 |
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Perhaps a bit of help |
Ohio Joe |
May-16-11 01:33 PM |
#106 |
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Well...what exactly are we talking about here? |
Rex |
May-16-11 01:55 PM |
#111 |
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Full drug screen for an IT job |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:37 PM |
#142 |
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Take a piss on the servers |
krispos42 |
May-16-11 09:54 PM |
#205 |
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It is gross...but have you ever seen those packs of jello before you add water? |
Rex |
May-17-11 12:34 AM |
#224 |
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When your prospective employer asks you to take a piss test |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 02:01 PM |
#113 |
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Drug tests are bullshit and still haven't prevented accidents from happening. |
devilgrrl |
May-16-11 02:08 PM |
#119 |
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Poppies! |
AtomicKitten |
May-16-11 02:12 PM |
#122 |
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Substitution, substitution, substitution. |
TheKentuckian |
May-16-11 02:23 PM |
#124 |
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I think there is some good advice |
JonLP24 |
May-16-11 02:30 PM |
#127 |
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I a but ashmed to admit this, but... |
LanternWaste |
May-16-11 03:01 PM |
#129 |
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i think the window is longer now |
KurtNYC |
May-16-11 04:43 PM |
#147 |
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Seeing pro-authoritarian posts on DU makes me feel very pessimistic about humanity. nt |
ZombieHorde |
May-16-11 03:06 PM |
#131 |
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Me too, but most of them seem to be coming from the usual Concern Trolls |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:31 PM |
#138 |
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dont do drugs... works every time |
rdking647 |
May-16-11 04:40 PM |
#144 |
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Fascism is GOOD! That way I know the government cares about me! |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:41 PM |
#145 |
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My friend smoked weed every day and he was in your position......you know what he did? |
Cali_Democrat |
May-16-11 04:51 PM |
#148 |
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Yes, this method is sure to work. |
Auntie Bush |
May-16-11 04:53 PM |
#149 |
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That would be good advice if he were using recreationally but he's not, he |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:34 PM |
#217 |
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Is this for real??? |
Broderick |
May-16-11 04:54 PM |
#150 |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
May-16-11 04:57 PM |
#152 |
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people who never do drugs never have accidents? |
Scout |
May-16-11 05:22 PM |
#156 |
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Didn't say that did I |
Broderick |
May-16-11 05:30 PM |
#159 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
May-16-11 05:50 PM |
#161 |
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prove to me that recreational drug users have a worse safety record |
Scout |
May-18-11 01:31 PM |
#241 |
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Diuretics can dilute the sample - use with caution and an Rx |
REP |
May-16-11 05:26 PM |
#157 |
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Don't drink or use before the test. n/t |
Justpat |
May-16-11 05:50 PM |
#162 |
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Everyone tells me don't drink, but that's the interesting thing - they aren't testing for alcohol... |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:02 PM |
#164 |
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Alcohol... solubility... |
nebenaube |
May-17-11 07:01 PM |
#240 |
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and to all you self righteous, witty folks here who's pithy little "just don't do drugs" |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 06:00 PM |
#163 |
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Thank you |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:06 PM |
#169 |
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I usually passed by not having anything in my system that would fail a test.. |
MrScorpio |
May-16-11 06:02 PM |
#165 |
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That explains why you are absolutely no fun at parties |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-17-11 06:55 AM |
#229 |
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It was a way of saying that's how I always passed the tests |
MrScorpio |
May-17-11 07:23 AM |
#231 |
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No Idea, a guy I work with just failed his drug test |
Motown_Johnny |
May-16-11 06:03 PM |
#166 |
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If you have ever smoked marijuana, you will test positive in a hair test |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:08 PM |
#171 |
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untrue, I smoked enough to cause global warming and have had a taste as |
Motown_Johnny |
May-16-11 06:40 PM |
#173 |
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Then they didn't do the test |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:44 PM |
#174 |
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but all they took was hair, not a skin sample |
Motown_Johnny |
May-16-11 09:24 PM |
#189 |
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That's some LONG hair. |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 08:11 PM |
#180 |
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It's not from the hair, it's from the fat cells |
Taverner |
May-16-11 08:12 PM |
#181 |
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Water, water and more water. Passed with no THC traces |
Faux pas |
May-16-11 06:52 PM |
#175 |
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How long was it between quitting and testing? |
Taverner |
May-16-11 07:01 PM |
#176 |
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Less than 2 wks. Good luck. |
Faux pas |
May-17-11 04:37 AM |
#227 |
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Easy to beat |
Philippine expat |
May-16-11 07:04 PM |
#178 |
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It's not illegal - I have a prescription |
Taverner |
May-16-11 07:57 PM |
#179 |
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I don't think there's anything foolproof out there. |
Fuddnik |
May-16-11 09:02 PM |
#185 |
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I hope it works out for him too. I really think the best thing at this point is to |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:49 PM |
#201 |
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My biochem prof told me fifteen years ago that |
Ilsa |
May-16-11 08:19 PM |
#182 |
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NO way would that work. They look for specific chemicals such as creatinine, etc. |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:36 PM |
#193 |
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Drink lots and lots of water. Take B-complex vitamins |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:20 PM |
#186 |
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NEVER ask if you can use your notes... |
Ken Burch |
May-16-11 09:41 PM |
#197 |
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In 2 or 3 over the years 30 days and a fair amount of coffee has always done it. YMMV. |
jtuck004 |
May-16-11 09:48 PM |
#200 |
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But he can't just not smoke the pot, he has severe back pain that is relieved |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:57 PM |
#207 |
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I think if you hit the bowl you did your job.... |
WCGreen |
May-16-11 10:24 PM |
#214 |
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Drink lots of water and stay away from any kind of drugs, be it tylenol! |
akbacchus_BC |
May-16-11 11:06 PM |
#221 |
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The URINATOR!! |
SkyDaddy7 |
May-17-11 04:44 AM |
#228 |
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how to pass? |
keroro gunsou |
May-17-11 07:09 AM |
#230 |
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Ah yes, the old fake penis ploy {Inspector Clouseau voice} |
deacon |
May-17-11 08:47 AM |
#232 |
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Very quickly. |
mmonk |
May-17-11 02:17 PM |
#239 |
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