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also states that are talking about making urinalysis mandatory for collecting any benefits like unemployment, etc.
So again the best advice I can give in this kind of an environment is just don't smoke/take anything that could get you fired because jobs are way too hard to come by and probably will still be way too hard to come by for a long time.
If a person feels they CAN'T give up whatever substance they are taking, I would worry that there is psychological or physical dependency going on.
Now, this person said they have a valid prescription. That might just work. I know that in the Army, if a physician prescribes opiates following surgery etc. then all you have to do is prove you have a prescription and everything is okay.
On the other hand, even with a valid prescription, a company might say, "we still don't want pot-smokers on the job." I don't know anything about California state laws so I don't know what companies can and can't fire their workers for, but I'd be pretty worried about being fired even if I had a valid prescription.
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| -Help! Anyone here know how to pass a urine test? |
Taverner |
May-16-11 11:50 AM |
#0 |
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Study. Study. Study. |
meegbear |
May-16-11 11:51 AM |
#1 |
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Damn! I was too late!!! |
CTyankee |
May-16-11 12:32 PM |
#69 |
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lol. nt |
ecstatic |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#2 |
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Don't use drugs or alcohol before taking the test. Sure-fire win. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#3 |
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+1 |
TroglodyteScholar |
May-16-11 11:54 AM |
#8 |
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Bull, false positives do happen, and will follow you forever. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 11:54 AM |
#10 |
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Lay off the poppy seed bagels... |
rfranklin |
May-16-11 11:56 AM |
#16 |
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Yes I know, but let's just say I'm a heavy smoker |
Taverner |
May-16-11 11:55 AM |
#13 |
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I think you have a winnable lawsuit if they don't hire you... |
rfranklin |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#18 |
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If you have a legal prescription, what's the problem? |
sufrommich |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#19 |
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No, they ask for them after you fail the test |
Warpy |
May-16-11 12:06 PM |
#35 |
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Bring Rx scrip to test, it's ok- per discrim. law, all controlled sobstancse |
ncrainbowgrrl |
May-16-11 06:07 PM |
#170 |
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This is a good plan too. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:50 PM |
#202 |
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Not either of the times that I was tested. |
WillowTree |
May-16-11 10:27 PM |
#215 |
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Apparently the company doesn't honor said perscription |
Taverner |
May-16-11 12:15 PM |
#47 |
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What do you mean they don't "honor said prescription"? What are we talking about here? |
WillowTree |
May-16-11 10:28 PM |
#216 |
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Medical marijuana. Not just 'toking for fun' although I see neither as any impediment |
Taverner |
May-17-11 11:17 AM |
#234 |
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They do not acknowledge their legality n/t |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 09:44 PM |
#199 |
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how long do you have until |
angel823 |
May-16-11 02:21 PM |
#123 |
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2-3 weeks |
Taverner |
May-16-11 02:49 PM |
#128 |
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That should be plenty of time |
JonLP24 |
May-16-11 03:23 PM |
#133 |
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It is THC and yes, I am a heavy (daily) "vaporizer" |
Taverner |
May-16-11 03:59 PM |
#134 |
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according to what I've read weed stays longer in the body than just about |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 05:07 PM |
#153 |
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30-45 days. 90 days for regular smokers |
Taverner |
May-16-11 05:15 PM |
#155 |
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Yes--don't lose weight n/t |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:22 PM |
#187 |
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You should be able to get clean in 3 weeks |
Rage for Order |
May-16-11 06:13 PM |
#172 |
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He CAN'T stop smoking, his back pain is unbearable without the pot, so |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:51 PM |
#203 |
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I wasn't aware of that when I posted |
Rage for Order |
May-16-11 11:04 PM |
#220 |
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I was in a similar situation |
angel823 |
May-16-11 08:40 PM |
#184 |
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"I wouldn't hit you if you just did as I say!" nt |
Romulox |
May-16-11 11:59 AM |
#23 |
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Those who do, get the jobs. |
lumberjack_jeff |
May-16-11 12:07 PM |
#36 |
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Most jobs that require piss tests are horrible, menial positions. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:15 PM |
#48 |
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I don't really disagree |
lumberjack_jeff |
May-16-11 12:23 PM |
#56 |
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Thanks for clarifying. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:29 PM |
#65 |
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It's corporate policy for this company (a Health Insurance co) |
Taverner |
May-16-11 12:57 PM |
#88 |
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I hope that things work out for you. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 01:15 PM |
#94 |
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Are your kids and mortgage |
GKirk |
May-16-11 09:24 PM |
#188 |
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Good post. This is a good question to ask. If the pot is honestly needed for |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:41 PM |
#195 |
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He has a doctor's recommendation. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 09:43 PM |
#198 |
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If the law says a company can refuse to honor a legal prescription and not |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:53 PM |
#204 |
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I don't think the law says that. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 10:01 PM |
#208 |
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That is a problem. I also see a problem between the states and the fed level - they |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:06 PM |
#209 |
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I should say I would like to see pot legalized. I think we have spent |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:09 PM |
#210 |
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My husband has experienced this denial of employment himself. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 10:11 PM |
#211 |
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Yeah, that sucks :( Neuropathic pain is the hardest to treat, too. I know |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:19 PM |
#212 |
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At first I thought he was just using the stuff recreationally, but then I saw |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:23 PM |
#213 |
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My husband tried that. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 11:12 PM |
#223 |
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It sucks when your doctor says, sorry can't do anything for you. |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 11:09 PM |
#222 |
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Of course they are! |
scorpiogirl |
May-16-11 09:41 PM |
#196 |
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I don't know about your area but... |
GKirk |
May-17-11 12:19 PM |
#236 |
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If this company is Aetna... |
Chan790 |
May-16-11 10:58 PM |
#219 |
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Bull |
tpsbmam |
May-16-11 12:30 PM |
#66 |
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There are exceptions to every rule. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:42 PM |
#76 |
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You failed to see the sentence started with "Most..."? |
RaleighNCDUer |
May-16-11 12:43 PM |
#77 |
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The grapes are probably sour anyway, said the fox. |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 01:10 PM |
#90 |
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LULz. That double edged sword cuts on both sides, though! |
Romulox |
May-16-11 01:27 PM |
#102 |
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yeah - jobs for grown-ups are such a drag n/t |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 02:03 PM |
#114 |
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No offense, but you sound like you were a drag from a young age |
Romulox |
May-16-11 02:26 PM |
#125 |
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And you sound like that guy at the party who starts picking his nose and playing with one of his |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 08:31 PM |
#183 |
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That has more to do with insurance issues than anything else. |
Ikonoklast |
May-16-11 01:21 PM |
#100 |
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The chance of a desk bound employee hurting someone in the "scope and course" of his employment |
Romulox |
May-16-11 01:29 PM |
#103 |
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You tell the insurance companies that, then. |
Ikonoklast |
May-16-11 02:11 PM |
#121 |
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Nil may not mean what you think... |
LanternWaste |
May-16-11 03:04 PM |
#130 |
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On the contrary, the legal doctrine of "scope and course" of employment escapes you |
Romulox |
May-16-11 03:11 PM |
#132 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
May-16-11 04:30 PM |
#137 |
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You mean like being a police officer, air traffic controller, or any position of |
SlimJimmy |
May-16-11 01:57 PM |
#112 |
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Hard to take someone who doesn't know what "logical nexus to the job" means seriously. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 02:27 PM |
#126 |
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So, define "menial" in your enlightened world. It's hard to take |
SlimJimmy |
May-16-11 04:34 PM |
#140 |
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If they wanted that, they'd test for ability to do the job |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:26 PM |
#190 |
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Meh - some folks like Big Brother |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:35 PM |
#141 |
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Or a safe work environement. I'm kind of funny that way. |
SlimJimmy |
May-16-11 09:38 PM |
#194 |
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Drug testing misses the point |
JonLP24 |
May-17-11 03:41 AM |
#225 |
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Being a Congressman or Senator is not "a position of trust" in the federal government? |
Fumesucker |
May-16-11 10:37 PM |
#218 |
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They're special, don't ya know. |
SlimJimmy |
May-17-11 01:52 PM |
#237 |
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I am in no way in favor of drug testing |
etherealtruth |
May-16-11 04:15 PM |
#136 |
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I"ve been in many high tech/high pay/ non-menial jobs (Iproject mgr, tech. trainer, telecom, etc) |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 05:10 PM |
#154 |
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Yup. nt |
blondeatlast |
May-16-11 12:39 PM |
#73 |
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yup. n/t |
Maru Kitteh |
May-16-11 01:13 PM |
#91 |
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My feelings exactly. nt |
Cheap_Trick |
May-16-11 01:45 PM |
#107 |
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not without staying clean or committing fraud |
ProdigalJunkMail |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#4 |
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First off, make sure the test is in a MOISTURE-PROOF plastic bag before you swallow it. |
TygrBright |
May-16-11 11:52 AM |
#5 |
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Best response yet. nt |
Codeine |
May-16-11 12:01 PM |
#27 |
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practice, practice,practice |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 11:53 AM |
#6 |
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IBTL |
Goblinmonger |
May-16-11 11:53 AM |
#7 |
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The Original Whizzinator. |
AngryAmish |
May-16-11 11:54 AM |
#9 |
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Nobody here would have any reason to worry about being able to prove they could produce urine |
Vincardog |
May-16-11 11:55 AM |
#11 |
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Yeah, it is easy. |
ChairmanAgnostic |
May-16-11 11:55 AM |
#12 |
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You missed the part where he says he HAS a scrip for it n/t |
Occulus |
May-16-11 04:05 PM |
#135 |
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script or not, we know that we have been infested by |
ChairmanAgnostic |
May-16-11 04:54 PM |
#151 |
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So you are pro-drug test? Interesting |
Taverner |
May-16-11 07:02 PM |
#177 |
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No, and I've heard of stories of people getting caught trying to fake it and |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 11:56 AM |
#14 |
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If they outlawed Motrin |
Aerows |
May-16-11 12:03 PM |
#30 |
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LOL! :) n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:05 PM |
#34 |
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How long till your test? |
SteppingRazor |
May-16-11 11:56 AM |
#15 |
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Don't take drugs in the first place. |
JDPriestly |
May-16-11 11:57 AM |
#17 |
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No *decent* job should require a piss test, in the first place. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#20 |
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But they ALL require that today, at least from what I've heard. And there are |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:04 PM |
#33 |
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Nope. No way. It is atypical for most *professional* type jobs to require piss tests |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:12 PM |
#42 |
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I didn't like the urinalysis in the Army, but I understood why it was necessary. We |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:21 PM |
#54 |
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Makes sense. Similarly, there's a *REASON* I never considered the army. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:43 PM |
#78 |
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Yeah, you really have to be ready for a whole lot of humiliation if you |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:48 PM |
#82 |
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Funny thing is, my HS buddy who did join the army turned me on to LSD... |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:54 PM |
#85 |
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Damn, that's scary! n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 01:14 PM |
#93 |
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That's right! LSD will not show up on employer drug tests. |
B Calm |
May-16-11 02:06 PM |
#116 |
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Then, I must look shady |
Lady President |
May-16-11 01:06 PM |
#89 |
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Shrug. It's better to be a partner at a small firm than a clock-puncher at a big one, imo. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 01:29 PM |
#105 |
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Even the new VP of HR had to test at my employer. nt |
Lisa0825 |
May-16-11 02:07 PM |
#118 |
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God, is that ever false nt |
Dreamer Tatum |
May-16-11 01:17 PM |
#96 |
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Don't forget the money involved. It would be interesting to |
sabrina 1 |
May-16-11 02:07 PM |
#117 |
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I've had places that wanted to hire me, but my pot use prevented it. |
Webster Green |
May-16-11 12:24 PM |
#59 |
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Yeah. I *do* understand that the trades/union situation can be different. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:52 PM |
#84 |
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I have what I consider to be a very good job... |
Papagoose |
May-16-11 12:13 PM |
#43 |
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A "good job" which would be MUCH better if your employer respected boundaries. |
Romulox |
May-16-11 12:20 PM |
# |
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Don't take drugs |
Renew Deal |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#21 |
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K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it... |
SidDithers |
May-16-11 11:58 AM |
#22 |
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Down simple carbohydrates, ingest water till you burst. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 12:00 PM |
#24 |
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To add, there is no protection against firing even if you are a patient. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 12:04 PM |
#31 |
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Not that I've ever done this... |
luvspeas |
May-16-11 12:00 PM |
#25 |
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+1 on never using the morning pee... |
luvspeas |
May-16-11 12:11 PM |
#41 |
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actually |
nebenaube |
May-16-11 12:39 PM |
#74 |
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that may be true if you have been smoking a long time... |
luvspeas |
May-16-11 02:09 PM |
#120 |
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Absolutely do NOT try to get the fat off |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:31 PM |
#192 |
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I think it's sad that people are defending drug testing to begin with. |
devilgrrl |
May-16-11 12:01 PM |
#26 |
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I don't defend it, but personally, I wouldn't want to be the one forced to pay |
ecstatic |
May-16-11 01:53 PM |
#109 |
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I think it's pretty easy to tell if someone's higher than a kite... |
devilgrrl |
May-16-11 02:06 PM |
#115 |
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Potassium Pills, Gatoraide or real cranberry juice. |
Ichingcarpenter |
May-16-11 12:01 PM |
#28 |
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Stay clean n/t |
SDuderstadt |
May-16-11 12:02 PM |
#29 |
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First get a dirty mayonnaise jar... |
iscooterliberally |
May-16-11 12:04 PM |
#32 |
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About the fake penis thing |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 12:07 PM |
#37 |
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LOL! Great post! n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:09 PM |
#38 |
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It is discrimination. Where is the fake vagina? Oh, those places. |
WingDinger |
May-16-11 12:09 PM |
#39 |
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HAHA |
Cali_Democrat |
May-16-11 04:38 PM |
#143 |
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LOL, awesome!! |
BoWanZi |
May-16-11 06:04 PM |
#167 |
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Sure Gel. You can get it in the canning section. |
Horse with no Name |
May-16-11 12:10 PM |
#40 |
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1. Stop consuming ANY substance that might trigger a positive OR false positive |
slackmaster |
May-16-11 12:13 PM |
#44 |
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I used to take Lodine. It was a miracle drug. |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 01:54 PM |
#110 |
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The head shop had several potions. I got what looked like the strongest one. |
immoderate |
May-16-11 12:14 PM |
#45 |
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You might not have this luxury |
Matariki |
May-16-11 12:14 PM |
#46 |
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So, these test involve someone WATCHING you pee??? |
Matariki |
May-16-11 12:18 PM |
#50 |
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Yeah, it's humiliating and hard to do. Shrug. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:25 PM |
#60 |
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some do, most don't. if you've ever popped positive or been accused |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 05:30 PM |
#158 |
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In the Army, ALL piss tests are witnessed. The Army takes this stuff very |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:29 PM |
#191 |
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What was the response? |
Brickbat |
May-16-11 12:24 PM |
#58 |
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The woman was surprisingly polite |
Matariki |
May-16-11 01:17 PM |
#95 |
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send me a jar, $100, and your fedex account number... |
jorno67 |
May-16-11 12:16 PM |
#49 |
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pm me. |
cali |
May-16-11 12:18 PM |
#51 |
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The only thing that worked for me was to have it |
EC |
May-16-11 12:20 PM |
#52 |
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Drink lots and lots of water and cranberry juice |
Spider Jerusalem |
May-16-11 12:20 PM |
#53 |
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also |
negativenihil |
May-16-11 12:37 PM |
#72 |
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My experience is you have to say you're willing to take one, |
librechik |
May-16-11 12:22 PM |
#55 |
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Tommy Chong Quick Flush capsules |
Scout |
May-16-11 12:23 PM |
#57 |
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Oh, BTW, parsley is a natural diuretic, as is watermelon. Just thought I'd throw that in. n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:26 PM |
#62 |
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You could pee on your prospective employers desk |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 12:25 PM |
#61 |
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Man, you are just wicked funny today, LOL! n/t |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 12:27 PM |
#63 |
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OMG! |
blue neen |
May-16-11 12:34 PM |
#71 |
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LOL...again! |
Cali_Democrat |
May-16-11 04:42 PM |
#146 |
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Sound advice! |
Canuckistanian |
May-16-11 09:57 PM |
#206 |
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In a documentary on prisoners and parole |
yellerpup |
May-16-11 12:29 PM |
#64 |
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ow!! |
dana_b |
May-16-11 12:43 PM |
#79 |
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Yah! You know it must have hurt for days! |
yellerpup |
May-16-11 01:13 PM |
#92 |
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My friend had good luck with a Whizzinator. |
The Midway Rebel |
May-16-11 12:31 PM |
#67 |
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The people who sold "The Whizzinator" were found guilty of fraud... |
-..__... |
May-17-11 11:24 AM |
#235 |
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yes, it works |
frylock |
May-16-11 12:31 PM |
#68 |
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Well, back in the days of the draft physical, it was sugar under the fingernails ... |
damntexdem |
May-16-11 12:34 PM |
#70 |
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Is this an O'Keefe post? nt |
mfcorey1 |
May-16-11 12:39 PM |
#75 |
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Deleted message |
Name removed |
May-16-11 12:54 PM |
#86 |
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Taverner: What substances are you afraid would be detected in your urine? |
backscatter712 |
May-16-11 12:45 PM |
#80 |
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Well yeah, that's me... |
Taverner |
May-16-11 12:50 PM |
#83 |
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Be careful about drinking too much water. |
MilesColtrane |
May-16-11 12:48 PM |
#81 |
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You'd have to drink a LOT of water to hurt yourself. |
backscatter712 |
May-16-11 12:56 PM |
#87 |
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A more likely problem is invalidating your test as "too dilute" due to low creatinine concentration |
slackmaster |
May-16-11 06:04 PM |
#168 |
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carefully, by the edge of the rim, but not too fast else it will spill |
NightWatcher |
May-16-11 01:18 PM |
#97 |
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OK. Rubber or latex glove, surgical tape, someone else's clean piss |
cali |
May-16-11 01:20 PM |
#98 |
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A buddy of mine used to keep a small Elmer's Glue bottle filled with a clean friend's pee ... |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 01:51 PM |
#108 |
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Thanks. I'll fool these fascists if its the last thing I do |
Taverner |
May-16-11 05:49 PM |
#160 |
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Worth the read - ACLU's article on work place drug testing - and all that's wrong with it. |
Matariki |
May-16-11 01:21 PM |
#99 |
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Don't use any substance that might show up |
SoCalDem |
May-16-11 01:25 PM |
#101 |
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Don't drink or do drugs |
leftynyc |
May-16-11 01:29 PM |
#104 |
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Not really "easy enough" |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:34 PM |
#139 |
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If you want to smoke pot |
leftynyc |
May-17-11 04:01 AM |
#226 |
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So a doctor's prescription means nothing to you. Ah, You might want to change your name |
Taverner |
May-17-11 11:16 AM |
#233 |
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We don't have medical marijuana laws |
leftynyc |
May-17-11 02:15 PM |
#238 |
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Perhaps a bit of help |
Ohio Joe |
May-16-11 01:33 PM |
#106 |
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Well...what exactly are we talking about here? |
Rex |
May-16-11 01:55 PM |
#111 |
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Full drug screen for an IT job |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:37 PM |
#142 |
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Take a piss on the servers |
krispos42 |
May-16-11 09:54 PM |
#205 |
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It is gross...but have you ever seen those packs of jello before you add water? |
Rex |
May-17-11 12:34 AM |
#224 |
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When your prospective employer asks you to take a piss test |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-16-11 02:01 PM |
#113 |
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Drug tests are bullshit and still haven't prevented accidents from happening. |
devilgrrl |
May-16-11 02:08 PM |
#119 |
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Poppies! |
AtomicKitten |
May-16-11 02:12 PM |
#122 |
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Substitution, substitution, substitution. |
TheKentuckian |
May-16-11 02:23 PM |
#124 |
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I think there is some good advice |
JonLP24 |
May-16-11 02:30 PM |
#127 |
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I a but ashmed to admit this, but... |
LanternWaste |
May-16-11 03:01 PM |
#129 |
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i think the window is longer now |
KurtNYC |
May-16-11 04:43 PM |
#147 |
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Seeing pro-authoritarian posts on DU makes me feel very pessimistic about humanity. nt |
ZombieHorde |
May-16-11 03:06 PM |
#131 |
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Me too, but most of them seem to be coming from the usual Concern Trolls |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:31 PM |
#138 |
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dont do drugs... works every time |
rdking647 |
May-16-11 04:40 PM |
#144 |
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Fascism is GOOD! That way I know the government cares about me! |
Taverner |
May-16-11 04:41 PM |
#145 |
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My friend smoked weed every day and he was in your position......you know what he did? |
Cali_Democrat |
May-16-11 04:51 PM |
#148 |
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Yes, this method is sure to work. |
Auntie Bush |
May-16-11 04:53 PM |
#149 |
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That would be good advice if he were using recreationally but he's not, he |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 10:34 PM |
#217 |
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Is this for real??? |
Broderick |
May-16-11 04:54 PM |
#150 |
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May-16-11 04:57 PM |
#152 |
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people who never do drugs never have accidents? |
Scout |
May-16-11 05:22 PM |
#156 |
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Didn't say that did I |
Broderick |
May-16-11 05:30 PM |
#159 |
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May-16-11 05:50 PM |
#161 |
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prove to me that recreational drug users have a worse safety record |
Scout |
May-18-11 01:31 PM |
#241 |
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Diuretics can dilute the sample - use with caution and an Rx |
REP |
May-16-11 05:26 PM |
#157 |
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Don't drink or use before the test. n/t |
Justpat |
May-16-11 05:50 PM |
#162 |
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Everyone tells me don't drink, but that's the interesting thing - they aren't testing for alcohol... |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:02 PM |
#164 |
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Alcohol... solubility... |
nebenaube |
May-17-11 07:01 PM |
#240 |
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and to all you self righteous, witty folks here who's pithy little "just don't do drugs" |
ladywnch |
May-16-11 06:00 PM |
#163 |
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Thank you |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:06 PM |
#169 |
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I usually passed by not having anything in my system that would fail a test.. |
MrScorpio |
May-16-11 06:02 PM |
#165 |
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That explains why you are absolutely no fun at parties |
Vinnie From Indy |
May-17-11 06:55 AM |
#229 |
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It was a way of saying that's how I always passed the tests |
MrScorpio |
May-17-11 07:23 AM |
#231 |
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No Idea, a guy I work with just failed his drug test |
Motown_Johnny |
May-16-11 06:03 PM |
#166 |
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If you have ever smoked marijuana, you will test positive in a hair test |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:08 PM |
#171 |
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untrue, I smoked enough to cause global warming and have had a taste as |
Motown_Johnny |
May-16-11 06:40 PM |
#173 |
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Then they didn't do the test |
Taverner |
May-16-11 06:44 PM |
#174 |
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but all they took was hair, not a skin sample |
Motown_Johnny |
May-16-11 09:24 PM |
#189 |
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That's some LONG hair. |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 08:11 PM |
#180 |
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It's not from the hair, it's from the fat cells |
Taverner |
May-16-11 08:12 PM |
#181 |
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Water, water and more water. Passed with no THC traces |
Faux pas |
May-16-11 06:52 PM |
#175 |
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How long was it between quitting and testing? |
Taverner |
May-16-11 07:01 PM |
#176 |
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Less than 2 wks. Good luck. |
Faux pas |
May-17-11 04:37 AM |
#227 |
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Easy to beat |
Philippine expat |
May-16-11 07:04 PM |
#178 |
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It's not illegal - I have a prescription |
Taverner |
May-16-11 07:57 PM |
#179 |
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I don't think there's anything foolproof out there. |
Fuddnik |
May-16-11 09:02 PM |
#185 |
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I hope it works out for him too. I really think the best thing at this point is to |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:49 PM |
#201 |
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My biochem prof told me fifteen years ago that |
Ilsa |
May-16-11 08:19 PM |
#182 |
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NO way would that work. They look for specific chemicals such as creatinine, etc. |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:36 PM |
#193 |
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Drink lots and lots of water. Take B-complex vitamins |
eridani |
May-16-11 09:20 PM |
#186 |
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NEVER ask if you can use your notes... |
Ken Burch |
May-16-11 09:41 PM |
#197 |
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In 2 or 3 over the years 30 days and a fair amount of coffee has always done it. YMMV. |
jtuck004 |
May-16-11 09:48 PM |
#200 |
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But he can't just not smoke the pot, he has severe back pain that is relieved |
LiberalLoner |
May-16-11 09:57 PM |
#207 |
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I think if you hit the bowl you did your job.... |
WCGreen |
May-16-11 10:24 PM |
#214 |
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Drink lots of water and stay away from any kind of drugs, be it tylenol! |
akbacchus_BC |
May-16-11 11:06 PM |
#221 |
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The URINATOR!! |
SkyDaddy7 |
May-17-11 04:44 AM |
#228 |
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how to pass? |
keroro gunsou |
May-17-11 07:09 AM |
#230 |
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Ah yes, the old fake penis ploy {Inspector Clouseau voice} |
deacon |
May-17-11 08:47 AM |
#232 |
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Very quickly. |
mmonk |
May-17-11 02:17 PM |
#239 |