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Tue May-17-11 02:03 PM
Response to Reply #130 |
| 157. Better to reign in hell\Than serve in heaven - n/t |
| -(mr. fish) Jesus Christ Pisses Off His American Constituency (upsetting - but...) |
kpete |
May-15-11 03:39 PM |
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Why do you do this shit? |
pintobean |
May-15-11 03:41 PM |
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to |
kpete |
May-15-11 03:43 PM |
#2 |
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provoke. |
pintobean |
May-15-11 03:47 PM |
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Truly amazing cartoon. |
Octafish |
May-15-11 05:33 PM |
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All the holes are missing. |
pintobean |
May-15-11 05:52 PM |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
May-15-11 09:01 PM |
#45 |
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What we've found pisses some people off is to point out to them that Jesus |
calimary |
May-15-11 04:12 PM |
#10 |
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I was thinking the same thing. They probably could have carried on a conversation |
w8liftinglady |
May-15-11 04:15 PM |
#12 |
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NO! |
bvar22 |
May-15-11 06:51 PM |
#30 |
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Nascar jesus. |
leeroysphitz |
May-15-11 08:37 PM |
#42 |
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Chesus Christ! |
Fuddnik |
May-15-11 10:49 PM |
#59 |
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Jesus Christ looked like a young David Hasselhoff? nt |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:28 PM |
#50 |
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Plus the fact that OBL is still a child of God... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 01:43 PM |
#90 |
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Very well said, JuniperLea! (n/t) |
timtom |
May-17-11 01:59 PM |
#155 |
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thats how I read the toon... |
Whisp |
May-17-11 04:02 PM |
#166 |
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And a worthy endeavor it is. Thank you, kpete. eom |
truth2power |
May-15-11 10:55 PM |
#63 |
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What shit? |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 03:55 PM |
#7 |
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Mr. Fish rules |
Oilwellian |
May-15-11 10:28 PM |
#51 |
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Shit? |
WilliamPitt |
May-15-11 05:24 PM |
#21 |
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I'm kicking and rec'ing this shit. |
progressoid |
May-15-11 07:39 PM |
#36 |
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Good for you |
pintobean |
May-15-11 07:48 PM |
#38 |
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Umm... |
progressoid |
May-15-11 08:31 PM |
#41 |
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That doesn't explain |
pintobean |
May-15-11 08:50 PM |
#44 |
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I made no such assumption. |
progressoid |
May-15-11 09:09 PM |
#47 |
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christian bashing? |
mdmc |
May-18-11 02:05 AM |
#174 |
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Or maybe it was b/c you asked???? nt |
live love laugh |
May-16-11 06:20 AM |
#68 |
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kicking this shit |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 10:56 PM |
#136 |
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curious - do you think Jesus hates Osama? |
mdmc |
May-18-11 01:58 AM |
#173 |
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Would Jesus Forgive Bin Laden or Not? |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:19 PM |
#186 |
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But..."Love your enemy" is so 1st century. |
Tierra_y_Libertad |
May-15-11 03:44 PM |
#3 |
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LOL - n/t |
coalition_unwilling |
May-15-11 04:45 PM |
#17 |
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OMG |
Oilwellian |
May-15-11 10:31 PM |
#54 |
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+1 |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:13 PM |
#81 |
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Why |
Morning Dew |
May-15-11 03:45 PM |
#4 |
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LOL |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 03:56 PM |
#8 |
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I love dust bunnies. |
Solly Mack |
May-15-11 03:54 PM |
#6 |
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Kick! |
patrice |
May-15-11 04:11 PM |
#9 |
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Put *that* in your pipe and smoke it! K&R |
whatchamacallit |
May-15-11 04:14 PM |
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Yes, the High Church of Redemptive Violence considers this heresy |
gratuitous |
May-15-11 04:21 PM |
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I thought it was the Holy Hand Grenade |
hootinholler |
May-15-11 06:28 PM |
#28 |
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"Five shall be right out! |
Solomon |
May-16-11 07:43 AM |
#69 |
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There was something about that in Beneath the Planet of the Apes... |
WCGreen |
May-15-11 06:55 PM |
#31 |
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More Jeff Corey reference! nt |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 10:38 PM |
#57 |
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Love your enemy is not one of the favored Jesus quotes of RW religious |
NC_Nurse |
May-15-11 04:36 PM |
#14 |
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Many DUers too. Celebrating and salivating an assassination as if it changed a damn thing. |
readmoreoften |
May-15-11 05:26 PM |
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Wow! |
rug |
May-15-11 04:40 PM |
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Who would Jesus extra-judicially execute? - n/t |
coalition_unwilling |
May-15-11 04:45 PM |
#16 |
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Thought provoking. |
1620rock |
May-15-11 04:54 PM |
#18 |
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I love Mr. Fish |
Warpy |
May-15-11 05:03 PM |
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K&R! Great job! |
Enthusiast |
May-15-11 05:15 PM |
#20 |
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Jesus must have been one helluva tall dude... |
mentalsolstice |
May-15-11 06:14 PM |
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Looks more like OBL is hugging Hercules. |
Blue-Jay |
May-15-11 09:01 PM |
#46 |
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and batman is suppose to take this guy? good luck!! |
meow mix |
May-16-11 07:53 AM |
#74 |
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That's just his godlike stature.... n/t |
xocet |
May-16-11 03:09 PM |
#110 |
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We need 2800 pics of Jesus hugging the victims of 911 |
treestar |
May-15-11 06:17 PM |
#26 |
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or maybe the millions that have died as a result of people killing in his name |
Javaman |
May-16-11 07:47 AM |
#72 |
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Wait, in order to defend your religion you have to implicitly equate the victims of 9/11... |
liberation |
May-16-11 03:15 PM |
#113 |
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nothing is stopping you |
mdmc |
May-18-11 02:11 AM |
#175 |
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excellent! eom |
ellenfl |
May-15-11 06:27 PM |
#27 |
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Lol, I see this as more likely to piss off Muslims |
Union Scribe |
May-15-11 06:28 PM |
#29 |
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I do not see why it would |
Angry Dragon |
May-15-11 08:49 PM |
#43 |
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Then you might want to research the reverence Islam has for Jesus |
14thColony |
May-16-11 12:41 PM |
#77 |
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I know it's not popular to give a nod to reality versus ideology when they conflict... |
Shandris |
May-15-11 07:15 PM |
#32 |
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lol k&r |
meow mix |
May-16-11 07:55 AM |
#75 |
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Considering that whole "moneylenders" thing, I somehow doubt Jesus |
blondeatlast |
May-15-11 07:23 PM |
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you're not jumping the shark with these, you're jetpacking over it. |
dionysus |
May-15-11 07:27 PM |
#34 |
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I love Fish. He's so raw sometime but I like it... |
Left coast liberal |
May-15-11 07:36 PM |
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One of the nicer versions of Jesus I have seen. nt |
ZombieHorde |
May-15-11 07:42 PM |
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I see the message of Jesus in that you forgive and accept the |
roguevalley |
May-15-11 07:49 PM |
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Yes, but you do not forgive unless forgiveness is ~sought~. |
Shandris |
May-15-11 07:51 PM |
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That's a good point. I sensed some ignorance of Jesus' |
blondeatlast |
May-15-11 10:30 PM |
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You must be reading an "apocryphal" gospel for your SPECIAL DOCTRINE. Revelation to Joseph Smith? |
Distant Observer |
May-16-11 04:32 AM |
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Yes, it's my own special Apocryphal version. |
Shandris |
May-16-11 01:07 PM |
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Just what I thought, the Dr. Paul J. Dean, special interpretation, designed for Americans. LOVE IT! |
Distant Observer |
May-16-11 04:36 PM |
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No idea who he is. |
Shandris |
May-17-11 01:12 AM |
#138 |
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Not at all |
gratuitous |
May-16-11 07:44 AM |
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Here's a big clue for ya: "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do". |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:18 PM |
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See post #80. |
Shandris |
May-16-11 01:21 PM |
#84 |
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we didn't need to... we know it's YOUR interpretation |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:22 PM |
#187 |
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You and I don't know what went through his head during his final moments. |
Xithras |
May-16-11 01:37 PM |
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exactly what I was thinking |
dana_b |
May-16-11 01:45 PM |
#91 |
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Which is why the bible is such a great thing |
liberation |
May-16-11 02:54 PM |
#101 |
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The woman that was going to be stoned didn't ask for forgiveness.. |
Fumesucker |
May-17-11 01:50 PM |
#151 |
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'Lord forgive them, they know not... |
G_j |
May-17-11 01:56 PM |
#154 |
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This is so wrong |
Zebedeo |
May-15-11 09:15 PM |
#48 |
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Mmm... |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 10:35 PM |
#55 |
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Yes, what could have been |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 12:18 AM |
#66 |
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You're quoting a book of mythology. |
Arugula Latte |
May-16-11 02:13 PM |
#98 |
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I suspect |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 02:55 PM |
#102 |
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Silly, silly book. |
Arugula Latte |
May-16-11 03:01 PM |
#105 |
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Perhaps |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 03:07 PM |
#109 |
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Seriously, dude... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 03:35 PM |
#117 |
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I am not holy, nor have I ever claimed to be. |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:37 PM |
#124 |
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Where did I say I turned my back to God? |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:09 PM |
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No, I do not sit in judgment of others. |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 02:34 PM |
#161 |
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Remember his Christian charity and compassion |
MikeH |
May-16-11 07:08 PM |
#129 |
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Egad... I do remember that... vividly... |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:11 PM |
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I did not judge the boy. I gave an opinion |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:49 PM |
#150 |
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Satan is known to be the "Great Deceiver", right? So... |
GliderGuider |
May-16-11 03:38 PM |
#119 |
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Satan hates the Bible |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:40 PM |
#125 |
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How do you know? |
GliderGuider |
May-16-11 08:38 PM |
#131 |
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Wrong |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 10:28 PM |
#133 |
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Who had total control over what words got put into the Bible? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 02:08 AM |
#140 |
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The Bible |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 03:17 AM |
#141 |
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The Bible was written and put together |
MikeH |
May-17-11 08:53 AM |
#142 |
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Believe whatever you want to believe |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:43 PM |
#148 |
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You should try reading it... |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:12 PM |
#145 |
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I have not borne false witness or sat in judgment of others in |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:44 PM |
#149 |
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Not making the rules - just reading them -- and passively and unquestioningly accepting "the rules" |
MikeH |
May-18-11 01:04 AM |
#172 |
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Did God whisper in those authors' ears when they wrote it? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 01:36 PM |
#147 |
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2 Timothy 3:16 |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:51 PM |
#152 |
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So, if I were to write a fictional book, but pretended it was non-fiction... |
LAGC |
May-17-11 01:53 PM |
#153 |
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I believe the Bible. |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 02:25 PM |
#158 |
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Well, many millions of Muslims believe the Koran is the absolute God-inspired truth also. |
LAGC |
May-17-11 02:28 PM |
#160 |
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The existence of false |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 02:38 PM |
#162 |
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Why would God allow so many false religions to flourish? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 02:44 PM |
#163 |
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Answers to all your questions: |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 03:56 PM |
#164 |
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Why don't you come over to the Religion/Theology forum and share your Good News with everyone? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 04:22 PM |
#167 |
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You are the one who seems eager to spread your faith |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 07:59 PM |
#168 |
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Really? What faith is that, pray tell? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 09:36 PM |
#170 |
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Perhaps this thread |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 02:22 AM |
#176 |
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If you can't save anyone else's soul, why even bother telling people that they need Jesus... |
LAGC |
May-18-11 02:50 PM |
#178 |
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That was one of my biggest problems when I was a Christian |
MikeH |
May-18-11 03:45 PM |
#180 |
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The Baptists believe |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 04:26 PM |
#182 |
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I expected that you believe what you believe |
MikeH |
May-18-11 05:15 PM |
#184 |
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Thank you |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 06:14 PM |
#185 |
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I cannot save anyone else's soul |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 04:21 PM |
#181 |
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No offense, but that's kind of a disgusting attitude to take. |
LAGC |
May-18-11 10:05 PM |
#190 |
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What in this drawing implies Christianity exactly? |
14thColony |
May-16-11 12:54 PM |
#78 |
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Dude! Moses and Abraham were not Jews. The tribe of Juda came after them. |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:22 PM |
#85 |
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Well then... |
14thColony |
May-16-11 01:46 PM |
#93 |
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Jews came from the tribe of Juda. |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 02:09 PM |
#96 |
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They were also the remnants of the Ten Tribes who weren't lost in exile. |
Shandris |
May-16-11 02:41 PM |
#100 |
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Besides the fact that your analogy is wrong. How would Abraham be an "Israelite" exactly? |
liberation |
May-16-11 04:25 PM |
#120 |
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revise it as you like |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 06:57 PM |
#127 |
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I'm not revising anything. |
Shandris |
May-17-11 01:14 AM |
#139 |
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Obviously Hindus then since they couldn't have possibly been Jews. nt |
14thColony |
May-17-11 12:46 AM |
#137 |
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Because |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 02:59 PM |
#104 |
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You are the one who says OBL had no salvation... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 03:36 PM |
#118 |
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I did. |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:42 PM |
#126 |
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LOL |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:19 PM |
#83 |
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How do you know this? And who said you had the right to judge him? |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 01:48 PM |
#94 |
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Any evidence for that? I thought not. |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 03:05 PM |
#108 |
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It really doesn't matter... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 03:32 PM |
#116 |
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I'm not judging his worthiness for Heaven |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:34 PM |
#123 |
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So heaven is for those who happen to make the correct guess in this lifetime |
MikeH |
May-16-11 06:59 PM |
#128 |
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"Truth is truth |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 07:23 PM |
#130 |
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"I am pretty sure God reaches those people in other ways..." |
liberation |
May-16-11 10:15 PM |
#132 |
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Better to reign in hell\Than serve in heaven - n/t |
coalition_unwilling |
May-17-11 02:03 PM |
#157 |
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That is a lie of Satan. |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 03:59 PM |
#165 |
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Oy vey. That is not a 'lie of Satan.' It is a line penned by John Milton |
coalition_unwilling |
May-18-11 12:02 AM |
#171 |
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That was intentional |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 02:27 AM |
#177 |
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Not to debate the finer points of Milton with you, but the line |
coalition_unwilling |
May-18-11 02:56 PM |
#179 |
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Zeb's 'God' is like the 'Gods' in Shakespeare's "King Lear": "Like |
coalition_unwilling |
May-17-11 02:02 PM |
#156 |
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It doesn' matter if he was Christian or not, if you are, you're supposed to love and forgive him. |
TransitJohn |
May-16-11 10:54 PM |
#135 |
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I am supposed to |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 04:28 PM |
#183 |
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Yes, that makes perfect sense. |
Arugula Latte |
May-16-11 02:11 PM |
#97 |
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So did Gandhi and Albert Einstein, minus the murder thing. -nt |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
May-16-11 03:11 PM |
#111 |
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Your title perfectly described your post. |
TransitJohn |
May-16-11 10:52 PM |
#134 |
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lol... you don't NEED to be christian to be forgiven |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:23 PM |
#188 |
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No picture--just a red x in a box. nt |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:26 PM |
#49 |
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Is there someplace online to view this, since I cannot see the pic in your post. |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:29 PM |
#52 |
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Try this: |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 10:37 PM |
#56 |
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Wow. Thanks! nt |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:53 PM |
#61 |
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rehosted at imageshack |
Electric Monk |
May-15-11 10:38 PM |
#58 |
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The cartoon is capital A, an Art kalidescope. |
PufPuf23 |
May-15-11 10:51 PM |
#60 |
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Long ago noticed Osama's features resemble those of Shroud of Turin Jesus |
Mimosa |
May-15-11 10:53 PM |
#62 |
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True - I never have seen Osama and the Shroud in the same photo, now that you mention it . . . |
hatrack |
May-15-11 11:27 PM |
#64 |
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Why does White Jesus look like "Non" from Superman II? |
Blue-Jay |
May-15-11 11:36 PM |
#65 |
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Because he his Non. |
Javaman |
May-16-11 07:46 AM |
#71 |
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And his surname is "Existent". |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
May-16-11 03:12 PM |
#112 |
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lol |
meow mix |
May-16-11 07:52 AM |
#73 |
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Organized religion |
mountainlion55 |
May-16-11 10:25 AM |
#76 |
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And massively profitable too! |
14thColony |
May-16-11 12:57 PM |
#79 |
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Some downsides do exists though: It fosters gaudy decoration and really bad fashion sense |
liberation |
May-16-11 03:02 PM |
#106 |
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Doesn't bug me. But then, I'm not a Christian. |
Warren DeMontague |
May-16-11 01:24 PM |
#86 |
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Doesn't bug me either because I am not a Christian. |
RebelOne |
May-16-11 03:30 PM |
#115 |
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kpete |
Diclotican |
May-16-11 01:35 PM |
#87 |
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that was my reaction when i found it.... |
kpete |
May-16-11 02:06 PM |
#95 |
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kpete |
Diclotican |
May-16-11 03:03 PM |
#107 |
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WOW ...I posted that pic on Facebook and they took it down. |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:39 PM |
#89 |
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really? wow - the FB censorship folks in action |
dana_b |
May-16-11 01:46 PM |
#92 |
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I'm glad you posted this. |
dawg |
May-16-11 02:31 PM |
#99 |
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... and here come some of those loving Christians proving the cartoon's point |
liberation |
May-16-11 02:56 PM |
#103 |
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For the Benefit of Any Christians who Have Forgotten the New Testament.... |
xocet |
May-16-11 03:27 PM |
#114 |
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Most Christians just ignore the teachings of Christ anyway |
TNLib |
May-16-11 04:40 PM |
#122 |
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Sadly true... |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:13 PM |
#146 |
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Well, if GWB can hide behind Jesus' skirts, |
montanto |
May-17-11 02:26 PM |
#159 |
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The giggling murderer using the all-time socialist as a prop? |
upi402 |
May-17-11 08:00 PM |
#169 |
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leave it to the right wing to twist out of this |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:29 PM |
#189 |
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