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Mon May-16-11 02:55 PM
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you know that God exists and the Bible is truth. Denial is not just a river in Egypt. It is a psychological defense mechanism. Denial of God's existence and the truth of Scripture is frequently employed in order to not have to contemplate the wrongness of one's own actions. Not saying that is your reason, but it is a common reason.
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| -(mr. fish) Jesus Christ Pisses Off His American Constituency (upsetting - but...) |
kpete |
May-15-11 03:39 PM |
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Why do you do this shit? |
pintobean |
May-15-11 03:41 PM |
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to |
kpete |
May-15-11 03:43 PM |
#2 |
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provoke. |
pintobean |
May-15-11 03:47 PM |
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Truly amazing cartoon. |
Octafish |
May-15-11 05:33 PM |
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All the holes are missing. |
pintobean |
May-15-11 05:52 PM |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
May-15-11 09:01 PM |
#45 |
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What we've found pisses some people off is to point out to them that Jesus |
calimary |
May-15-11 04:12 PM |
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I was thinking the same thing. They probably could have carried on a conversation |
w8liftinglady |
May-15-11 04:15 PM |
#12 |
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NO! |
bvar22 |
May-15-11 06:51 PM |
#30 |
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Nascar jesus. |
leeroysphitz |
May-15-11 08:37 PM |
#42 |
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Chesus Christ! |
Fuddnik |
May-15-11 10:49 PM |
#59 |
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Jesus Christ looked like a young David Hasselhoff? nt |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:28 PM |
#50 |
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Plus the fact that OBL is still a child of God... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 01:43 PM |
#90 |
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Very well said, JuniperLea! (n/t) |
timtom |
May-17-11 01:59 PM |
#155 |
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thats how I read the toon... |
Whisp |
May-17-11 04:02 PM |
#166 |
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And a worthy endeavor it is. Thank you, kpete. eom |
truth2power |
May-15-11 10:55 PM |
#63 |
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What shit? |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 03:55 PM |
#7 |
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Mr. Fish rules |
Oilwellian |
May-15-11 10:28 PM |
#51 |
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Shit? |
WilliamPitt |
May-15-11 05:24 PM |
#21 |
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I'm kicking and rec'ing this shit. |
progressoid |
May-15-11 07:39 PM |
#36 |
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Good for you |
pintobean |
May-15-11 07:48 PM |
#38 |
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Umm... |
progressoid |
May-15-11 08:31 PM |
#41 |
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That doesn't explain |
pintobean |
May-15-11 08:50 PM |
#44 |
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I made no such assumption. |
progressoid |
May-15-11 09:09 PM |
#47 |
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christian bashing? |
mdmc |
May-18-11 02:05 AM |
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Or maybe it was b/c you asked???? nt |
live love laugh |
May-16-11 06:20 AM |
#68 |
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kicking this shit |
Hassin Bin Sober |
May-16-11 10:56 PM |
#136 |
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curious - do you think Jesus hates Osama? |
mdmc |
May-18-11 01:58 AM |
#173 |
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Would Jesus Forgive Bin Laden or Not? |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:19 PM |
#186 |
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But..."Love your enemy" is so 1st century. |
Tierra_y_Libertad |
May-15-11 03:44 PM |
#3 |
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LOL - n/t |
coalition_unwilling |
May-15-11 04:45 PM |
#17 |
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OMG |
Oilwellian |
May-15-11 10:31 PM |
#54 |
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+1 |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:13 PM |
#81 |
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Why |
Morning Dew |
May-15-11 03:45 PM |
#4 |
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LOL |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 03:56 PM |
#8 |
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I love dust bunnies. |
Solly Mack |
May-15-11 03:54 PM |
#6 |
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Kick! |
patrice |
May-15-11 04:11 PM |
#9 |
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Put *that* in your pipe and smoke it! K&R |
whatchamacallit |
May-15-11 04:14 PM |
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Yes, the High Church of Redemptive Violence considers this heresy |
gratuitous |
May-15-11 04:21 PM |
#13 |
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I thought it was the Holy Hand Grenade |
hootinholler |
May-15-11 06:28 PM |
#28 |
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"Five shall be right out! |
Solomon |
May-16-11 07:43 AM |
#69 |
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There was something about that in Beneath the Planet of the Apes... |
WCGreen |
May-15-11 06:55 PM |
#31 |
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More Jeff Corey reference! nt |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 10:38 PM |
#57 |
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Love your enemy is not one of the favored Jesus quotes of RW religious |
NC_Nurse |
May-15-11 04:36 PM |
#14 |
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Many DUers too. Celebrating and salivating an assassination as if it changed a damn thing. |
readmoreoften |
May-15-11 05:26 PM |
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Wow! |
rug |
May-15-11 04:40 PM |
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Who would Jesus extra-judicially execute? - n/t |
coalition_unwilling |
May-15-11 04:45 PM |
#16 |
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Thought provoking. |
1620rock |
May-15-11 04:54 PM |
#18 |
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I love Mr. Fish |
Warpy |
May-15-11 05:03 PM |
#19 |
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K&R! Great job! |
Enthusiast |
May-15-11 05:15 PM |
#20 |
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Jesus must have been one helluva tall dude... |
mentalsolstice |
May-15-11 06:14 PM |
#25 |
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Looks more like OBL is hugging Hercules. |
Blue-Jay |
May-15-11 09:01 PM |
#46 |
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and batman is suppose to take this guy? good luck!! |
meow mix |
May-16-11 07:53 AM |
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That's just his godlike stature.... n/t |
xocet |
May-16-11 03:09 PM |
#110 |
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We need 2800 pics of Jesus hugging the victims of 911 |
treestar |
May-15-11 06:17 PM |
#26 |
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or maybe the millions that have died as a result of people killing in his name |
Javaman |
May-16-11 07:47 AM |
#72 |
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Wait, in order to defend your religion you have to implicitly equate the victims of 9/11... |
liberation |
May-16-11 03:15 PM |
#113 |
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nothing is stopping you |
mdmc |
May-18-11 02:11 AM |
#175 |
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excellent! eom |
ellenfl |
May-15-11 06:27 PM |
#27 |
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Lol, I see this as more likely to piss off Muslims |
Union Scribe |
May-15-11 06:28 PM |
#29 |
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I do not see why it would |
Angry Dragon |
May-15-11 08:49 PM |
#43 |
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Then you might want to research the reverence Islam has for Jesus |
14thColony |
May-16-11 12:41 PM |
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I know it's not popular to give a nod to reality versus ideology when they conflict... |
Shandris |
May-15-11 07:15 PM |
#32 |
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lol k&r |
meow mix |
May-16-11 07:55 AM |
#75 |
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Considering that whole "moneylenders" thing, I somehow doubt Jesus |
blondeatlast |
May-15-11 07:23 PM |
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you're not jumping the shark with these, you're jetpacking over it. |
dionysus |
May-15-11 07:27 PM |
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I love Fish. He's so raw sometime but I like it... |
Left coast liberal |
May-15-11 07:36 PM |
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One of the nicer versions of Jesus I have seen. nt |
ZombieHorde |
May-15-11 07:42 PM |
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I see the message of Jesus in that you forgive and accept the |
roguevalley |
May-15-11 07:49 PM |
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Yes, but you do not forgive unless forgiveness is ~sought~. |
Shandris |
May-15-11 07:51 PM |
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That's a good point. I sensed some ignorance of Jesus' |
blondeatlast |
May-15-11 10:30 PM |
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You must be reading an "apocryphal" gospel for your SPECIAL DOCTRINE. Revelation to Joseph Smith? |
Distant Observer |
May-16-11 04:32 AM |
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Yes, it's my own special Apocryphal version. |
Shandris |
May-16-11 01:07 PM |
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Just what I thought, the Dr. Paul J. Dean, special interpretation, designed for Americans. LOVE IT! |
Distant Observer |
May-16-11 04:36 PM |
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No idea who he is. |
Shandris |
May-17-11 01:12 AM |
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Not at all |
gratuitous |
May-16-11 07:44 AM |
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Here's a big clue for ya: "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do". |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:18 PM |
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See post #80. |
Shandris |
May-16-11 01:21 PM |
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we didn't need to... we know it's YOUR interpretation |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:22 PM |
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You and I don't know what went through his head during his final moments. |
Xithras |
May-16-11 01:37 PM |
#88 |
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exactly what I was thinking |
dana_b |
May-16-11 01:45 PM |
#91 |
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Which is why the bible is such a great thing |
liberation |
May-16-11 02:54 PM |
#101 |
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The woman that was going to be stoned didn't ask for forgiveness.. |
Fumesucker |
May-17-11 01:50 PM |
#151 |
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'Lord forgive them, they know not... |
G_j |
May-17-11 01:56 PM |
#154 |
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This is so wrong |
Zebedeo |
May-15-11 09:15 PM |
#48 |
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Mmm... |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 10:35 PM |
#55 |
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Yes, what could have been |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 12:18 AM |
#66 |
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You're quoting a book of mythology. |
Arugula Latte |
May-16-11 02:13 PM |
#98 |
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I suspect |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 02:55 PM |
#102 |
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Silly, silly book. |
Arugula Latte |
May-16-11 03:01 PM |
#105 |
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Perhaps |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 03:07 PM |
#109 |
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Seriously, dude... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 03:35 PM |
#117 |
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I am not holy, nor have I ever claimed to be. |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:37 PM |
#124 |
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Where did I say I turned my back to God? |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:09 PM |
#143 |
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No, I do not sit in judgment of others. |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 02:34 PM |
#161 |
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Remember his Christian charity and compassion |
MikeH |
May-16-11 07:08 PM |
#129 |
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Egad... I do remember that... vividly... |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:11 PM |
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I did not judge the boy. I gave an opinion |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:49 PM |
#150 |
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Satan is known to be the "Great Deceiver", right? So... |
GliderGuider |
May-16-11 03:38 PM |
#119 |
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Satan hates the Bible |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:40 PM |
#125 |
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How do you know? |
GliderGuider |
May-16-11 08:38 PM |
#131 |
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Wrong |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 10:28 PM |
#133 |
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Who had total control over what words got put into the Bible? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 02:08 AM |
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The Bible |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 03:17 AM |
#141 |
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The Bible was written and put together |
MikeH |
May-17-11 08:53 AM |
#142 |
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Believe whatever you want to believe |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:43 PM |
#148 |
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You should try reading it... |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:12 PM |
#145 |
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I have not borne false witness or sat in judgment of others in |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:44 PM |
#149 |
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Not making the rules - just reading them -- and passively and unquestioningly accepting "the rules" |
MikeH |
May-18-11 01:04 AM |
#172 |
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Did God whisper in those authors' ears when they wrote it? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 01:36 PM |
#147 |
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2 Timothy 3:16 |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 01:51 PM |
#152 |
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So, if I were to write a fictional book, but pretended it was non-fiction... |
LAGC |
May-17-11 01:53 PM |
#153 |
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I believe the Bible. |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 02:25 PM |
#158 |
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Well, many millions of Muslims believe the Koran is the absolute God-inspired truth also. |
LAGC |
May-17-11 02:28 PM |
#160 |
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The existence of false |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 02:38 PM |
#162 |
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Why would God allow so many false religions to flourish? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 02:44 PM |
#163 |
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Answers to all your questions: |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 03:56 PM |
#164 |
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Why don't you come over to the Religion/Theology forum and share your Good News with everyone? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 04:22 PM |
#167 |
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You are the one who seems eager to spread your faith |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 07:59 PM |
#168 |
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Really? What faith is that, pray tell? |
LAGC |
May-17-11 09:36 PM |
#170 |
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Perhaps this thread |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 02:22 AM |
#176 |
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If you can't save anyone else's soul, why even bother telling people that they need Jesus... |
LAGC |
May-18-11 02:50 PM |
#178 |
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That was one of my biggest problems when I was a Christian |
MikeH |
May-18-11 03:45 PM |
#180 |
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The Baptists believe |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 04:26 PM |
#182 |
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I expected that you believe what you believe |
MikeH |
May-18-11 05:15 PM |
#184 |
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Thank you |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 06:14 PM |
#185 |
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I cannot save anyone else's soul |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 04:21 PM |
#181 |
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No offense, but that's kind of a disgusting attitude to take. |
LAGC |
May-18-11 10:05 PM |
#190 |
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What in this drawing implies Christianity exactly? |
14thColony |
May-16-11 12:54 PM |
#78 |
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Dude! Moses and Abraham were not Jews. The tribe of Juda came after them. |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:22 PM |
#85 |
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Well then... |
14thColony |
May-16-11 01:46 PM |
#93 |
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Jews came from the tribe of Juda. |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 02:09 PM |
#96 |
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They were also the remnants of the Ten Tribes who weren't lost in exile. |
Shandris |
May-16-11 02:41 PM |
#100 |
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Besides the fact that your analogy is wrong. How would Abraham be an "Israelite" exactly? |
liberation |
May-16-11 04:25 PM |
#120 |
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revise it as you like |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 06:57 PM |
#127 |
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I'm not revising anything. |
Shandris |
May-17-11 01:14 AM |
#139 |
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Obviously Hindus then since they couldn't have possibly been Jews. nt |
14thColony |
May-17-11 12:46 AM |
#137 |
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Because |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 02:59 PM |
#104 |
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You are the one who says OBL had no salvation... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 03:36 PM |
#118 |
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I did. |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:42 PM |
#126 |
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LOL |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:19 PM |
#83 |
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How do you know this? And who said you had the right to judge him? |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 01:48 PM |
#94 |
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Any evidence for that? I thought not. |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 03:05 PM |
#108 |
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It really doesn't matter... |
JuniperLea |
May-16-11 03:32 PM |
#116 |
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I'm not judging his worthiness for Heaven |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 06:34 PM |
#123 |
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So heaven is for those who happen to make the correct guess in this lifetime |
MikeH |
May-16-11 06:59 PM |
#128 |
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"Truth is truth |
Zebedeo |
May-16-11 07:23 PM |
#130 |
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"I am pretty sure God reaches those people in other ways..." |
liberation |
May-16-11 10:15 PM |
#132 |
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Better to reign in hell\Than serve in heaven - n/t |
coalition_unwilling |
May-17-11 02:03 PM |
#157 |
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That is a lie of Satan. |
Zebedeo |
May-17-11 03:59 PM |
#165 |
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Oy vey. That is not a 'lie of Satan.' It is a line penned by John Milton |
coalition_unwilling |
May-18-11 12:02 AM |
#171 |
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That was intentional |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 02:27 AM |
#177 |
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Not to debate the finer points of Milton with you, but the line |
coalition_unwilling |
May-18-11 02:56 PM |
#179 |
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Zeb's 'God' is like the 'Gods' in Shakespeare's "King Lear": "Like |
coalition_unwilling |
May-17-11 02:02 PM |
#156 |
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It doesn' matter if he was Christian or not, if you are, you're supposed to love and forgive him. |
TransitJohn |
May-16-11 10:54 PM |
#135 |
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I am supposed to |
Zebedeo |
May-18-11 04:28 PM |
#183 |
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Yes, that makes perfect sense. |
Arugula Latte |
May-16-11 02:11 PM |
#97 |
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So did Gandhi and Albert Einstein, minus the murder thing. -nt |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
May-16-11 03:11 PM |
#111 |
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Your title perfectly described your post. |
TransitJohn |
May-16-11 10:52 PM |
#134 |
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lol... you don't NEED to be christian to be forgiven |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:23 PM |
#188 |
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No picture--just a red x in a box. nt |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:26 PM |
#49 |
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Is there someplace online to view this, since I cannot see the pic in your post. |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:29 PM |
#52 |
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Try this: |
Hissyspit |
May-15-11 10:37 PM |
#56 |
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Wow. Thanks! nt |
tblue37 |
May-15-11 10:53 PM |
#61 |
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rehosted at imageshack |
Electric Monk |
May-15-11 10:38 PM |
#58 |
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The cartoon is capital A, an Art kalidescope. |
PufPuf23 |
May-15-11 10:51 PM |
#60 |
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Long ago noticed Osama's features resemble those of Shroud of Turin Jesus |
Mimosa |
May-15-11 10:53 PM |
#62 |
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True - I never have seen Osama and the Shroud in the same photo, now that you mention it . . . |
hatrack |
May-15-11 11:27 PM |
#64 |
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Why does White Jesus look like "Non" from Superman II? |
Blue-Jay |
May-15-11 11:36 PM |
#65 |
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Because he his Non. |
Javaman |
May-16-11 07:46 AM |
#71 |
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And his surname is "Existent". |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
May-16-11 03:12 PM |
#112 |
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lol |
meow mix |
May-16-11 07:52 AM |
#73 |
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Organized religion |
mountainlion55 |
May-16-11 10:25 AM |
#76 |
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And massively profitable too! |
14thColony |
May-16-11 12:57 PM |
#79 |
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Some downsides do exists though: It fosters gaudy decoration and really bad fashion sense |
liberation |
May-16-11 03:02 PM |
#106 |
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Doesn't bug me. But then, I'm not a Christian. |
Warren DeMontague |
May-16-11 01:24 PM |
#86 |
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Doesn't bug me either because I am not a Christian. |
RebelOne |
May-16-11 03:30 PM |
#115 |
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kpete |
Diclotican |
May-16-11 01:35 PM |
#87 |
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that was my reaction when i found it.... |
kpete |
May-16-11 02:06 PM |
#95 |
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kpete |
Diclotican |
May-16-11 03:03 PM |
#107 |
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WOW ...I posted that pic on Facebook and they took it down. |
L0oniX |
May-16-11 01:39 PM |
#89 |
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really? wow - the FB censorship folks in action |
dana_b |
May-16-11 01:46 PM |
#92 |
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I'm glad you posted this. |
dawg |
May-16-11 02:31 PM |
#99 |
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... and here come some of those loving Christians proving the cartoon's point |
liberation |
May-16-11 02:56 PM |
#103 |
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For the Benefit of Any Christians who Have Forgotten the New Testament.... |
xocet |
May-16-11 03:27 PM |
#114 |
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Most Christians just ignore the teachings of Christ anyway |
TNLib |
May-16-11 04:40 PM |
#122 |
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Sadly true... |
JuniperLea |
May-17-11 12:13 PM |
#146 |
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Well, if GWB can hide behind Jesus' skirts, |
montanto |
May-17-11 02:26 PM |
#159 |
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The giggling murderer using the all-time socialist as a prop? |
upi402 |
May-17-11 08:00 PM |
#169 |
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leave it to the right wing to twist out of this |
fascisthunter |
May-18-11 06:29 PM |
#189 |
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