Be still my heart: Santorum is BACK!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

Former Senator Rick "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" Santorum has made headlines twice in two days.

First, he questioned President Obama on black people: "Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, “We’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

Today, he compared abortion with slavery: "I am disappointed that President Obama, who rightfully fights for civil rights, refuses to recognize the civil rights of the unborn in this country."

One wonders what he will say tomorrow. We do know one thing. Rickie is back! And that means loads of fun for us here. Santorum polls in the single digits, not even 1/3 of Sarah's falling numbers. He left orfice with his tail between his legs. He has been quiet for the best part of two years. So, his recent proclamations can be viewed as only one thing - a test run for Iowa and New Hampshire.

To paraphrase his second favorite president, "Bring it on!"