SemiCharmedQuark
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Fri Nov-13-09 03:32 PM
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| 18. They want a nice healthy American president like Taft or Cleveland |
| -Tabloid Rumor Du Jour re the POTUS |
Vinca |
Nov-13-09 02:39 PM |
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Yeah? Well another supermarket tabloid said the Obama's are adopting a baby. |
graywarrior |
Nov-13-09 02:42 PM |
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I heard that Obama and Whoopi were house hunting. |
xultar |
Nov-13-09 02:43 PM |
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LOL - probably so she can nurse him back to health. |
Vinca |
Nov-13-09 02:44 PM |
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And take care of their alien baby, ET Obama. |
graywarrior |
Nov-13-09 02:48 PM |
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Whose birth certificate says parents are citizens of Kenya. |
Kaleva |
Nov-13-09 02:52 PM |
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Did you know the baby has eight heads? |
graywarrior |
Nov-13-09 02:54 PM |
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Only four of the heads are Kenyan though. |
SemiCharmedQuark |
Nov-13-09 03:12 PM |
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The other 4 are ditherers |
graywarrior |
Nov-13-09 03:20 PM |
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and they are all named "that one" |
SemiCharmedQuark |
Nov-13-09 03:26 PM |
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That One, The Other One, Whateverhisname is, and WTF. |
graywarrior |
Nov-13-09 03:28 PM |
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I heard different |
Hutzpa |
Nov-13-09 03:40 PM |
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Right. I read that. MObama can't get pregnant. I thought she and Oprah were still fighting over Bam |
Captain Hilts |
Nov-13-09 02:52 PM |
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An alien baby |
Golden Raisin |
Nov-14-09 04:35 AM |
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If everything in supermarket tabloids is believable |
Jack Rabbit |
Nov-13-09 02:57 PM |
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Any statement from Elvis? Or Bigfoot? n/t |
FSogol |
Nov-13-09 02:59 PM |
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Yes, Sarah Palin is an idiot. |
graywarrior |
Nov-13-09 03:06 PM |
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Obama is an Alien! |
Aramchek |
Nov-13-09 03:06 PM |
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Well, WWN was right about Obama running for Pres |
SemiCharmedQuark |
Nov-13-09 03:10 PM |
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Oh, he's kickin em back! One butt at a time! |
Fire1 |
Nov-13-09 03:31 PM |
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They want a nice healthy American president like Taft or Cleveland |
SemiCharmedQuark |
Nov-13-09 03:32 PM |
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or that last blight on humanity... gah. |
Whisp |
Nov-13-09 08:09 PM |
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Yeah, or Woodrow Wilson: |
NYC Liberal |
Nov-13-09 08:12 PM |
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Yeah, a nice old racist who thought "Birth of a Nation" was historical fact. |
Arkana |
Nov-13-09 09:43 PM |
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Wilson put a policy in place that required federal job applicants |
NYC Liberal |
Nov-13-09 10:46 PM |
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Hard to believe he was the guy who conceived of the League of Nations. |
Arkana |
Nov-14-09 01:29 AM |
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Whoa! What is wrong with his teeth!?! |
Drunken Irishman |
Nov-14-09 12:16 AM |
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That is what happens when you don't brush |
NYC Liberal |
Nov-14-09 01:41 AM |
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didn't realize Wilson was British n/t |
enfield collector |
Nov-14-09 05:01 PM |
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Proudly Unrecommend |
donheld |
Nov-14-09 12:13 AM |
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Yea, I also heard Michelle was having an affair... |
SKKY |
Nov-14-09 05:44 PM |
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