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34. If you weren't circimcised before, you'd be circumcised after.
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  -What if I just whipped it out while being screened by TSA? AnArmyVeteran  Nov-19-10 02:23 PM   #0 
  - Dress comfortably  nadinbrzezinski   Nov-19-10 02:24 PM   #1 
  - NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR JUNK, ARMY VETERAN  Skittles   Nov-19-10 02:26 PM   #2 
  - I beg to differ.  cliffordu   Nov-19-10 02:53 PM   #22 
  - Dont ya remember the old saying: "One woman's junk is another woman's treasure!"  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 02:58 PM   #24 
     - I think that quote is only for yard sale items.  avaistheone1   Nov-19-10 04:28 PM   #32 
        - You hit me 'below the belt' on that one. (ouch)  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 08:27 PM   #35 
           - YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME avaistheone1 ASS, AAV?  Skittles   Nov-19-10 08:56 PM   #38 
              - Thanks! I appreciate that! Kick away...  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 09:04 PM   #39 
  - Considering where we are As A Police State, I don't think you'd want to do that.  TheWatcher   Nov-19-10 02:27 PM   #3 
  - You Are Absolutely Correct  WVRICK13   Nov-20-10 07:55 AM   #59 
  - Unfortunately, you're right. TSA screeners barely make minimum wage so no telling who they are.  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-20-10 01:26 PM   #77 
  - Get a thong and one of those tear-off stripper outfits.  Xithras   Nov-19-10 02:27 PM   #4 
  - Even better,  Jamastiene   Nov-19-10 11:44 PM   #58 
  - Give us an update and post photos  meegbear   Nov-19-10 02:28 PM   #5 
  - Huh huh. "Come down hard on me." Huh huh.  Codeine   Nov-19-10 02:29 PM   #6 
  - Yeah sorry, I had a Beavis & Butthead moment :)  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 02:50 PM   #19 
     - I miss those guys. nt  Codeine   Nov-19-10 02:55 PM   #23 
        - They were so eloquent in expressing what lurks in every normal guy's brains (or other body part).  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 03:29 PM   #30 
           - As a friend used to say "He's thinking with the little head instead of the big one!"  csziggy   Nov-19-10 09:23 PM   #46 
              - I learned something today! I never heard "Teststerone Poisoning" before.  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 10:35 PM   #53 
  - I'm guessing they'd taser you.  Phoonzang   Nov-19-10 02:29 PM   #7 
  - "Don't tase my junk, bro!"  Atman   Nov-19-10 02:36 PM   #14 
  - Don't give Larry Craig any ideas.  lpbk2713   Nov-19-10 02:30 PM   #8 
  - +10  Myrina   Nov-19-10 02:31 PM   #9 
  - Aren't people safe from the Larry Craig even while in an x-ray machine?  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 06:16 PM   #33 
  - he's been busy...  awoke_in_2003   Nov-19-10 09:17 PM   #41 
  - would the come down hard? It probably depends.  uppityperson   Nov-19-10 02:32 PM   #10 
  - Smoked kielbasa  charlie   Nov-19-10 02:32 PM   #11 
  - If I were a guy...  Lucky 13   Nov-19-10 02:32 PM   #12 
  - He'd be sure to get beaten!  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 03:20 PM   #25 
  - I would expect a different outcome from this woman's ordeal  Cirque du So-What   Nov-19-10 02:36 PM   #13 
  - She's French & knows how to protest!  Divernan   Nov-19-10 02:41 PM   #15 
  - I suffer from 'Gallic envy' where protests are concerned  Cirque du So-What   Nov-19-10 02:45 PM   #16 
     - +1  readmoreoften   Nov-19-10 03:22 PM   #26 
  - That's sexism! :)  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 04:25 PM   #31 
  - Is it ok if you say you are declining the scan because you want the pat down?  DireStrike   Nov-19-10 02:46 PM   #17 
  - LOL, screenings are going to be turned into huge jokes.  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 03:24 PM   #27 
  - Could you imagine the look...  awoke_in_2003   Nov-19-10 09:19 PM   #42 
  - What if we all just do a Meg Ryan  Caretha   Nov-20-10 08:04 AM   #61 
  - whipped it good  Ichingcarpenter   Nov-19-10 02:47 PM   #18 
  - Fly in a kilt. Full regimental.  backscatter712   Nov-19-10 02:52 PM   #20 
  - A happy TSA photo for you. Enjoy.  Matariki   Nov-19-10 02:52 PM   #21 
  - Perfect time for gaseous emission  somone   Nov-19-10 03:26 PM   #28 
  - what the fuck are we becoming? nt  awoke_in_2003   Nov-20-10 11:24 AM   #71 
  - wow. n/t.  veganlush   Nov-19-10 03:26 PM   #29 
  - If you weren't circimcised before, you'd be circumcised after.  rug   Nov-19-10 06:18 PM   #34 
  - Ouch! Do TSA screeners carry machetes? They'd need one :)  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 08:44 PM   #36 
  - you would likely be charged with  mrs_p   Nov-19-10 08:47 PM   #37 
  - well, that makes me feel better. nt  awoke_in_2003   Nov-19-10 09:20 PM   #43 
  - the scanners are for looking at your privates  TorchTheWitch   Nov-19-10 11:32 PM   #55 
  - "What if I just whipped it out..."  unkachuck   Nov-19-10 09:16 PM   #40 
  - They would need a bigger X-Ray machine!  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 09:54 PM   #49 
  - Lots of laughter would ensue!  madinmaryland   Nov-19-10 09:23 PM   #44 
  - "What if I just whipped it out while being screened by TSA?"  MiddleFingerMom   Nov-19-10 09:23 PM   #45 
  - If you are NOT selected for the intimate pat-down,  Quantess   Nov-19-10 09:27 PM   #47 
  - If passengers began to act "turned on" by these exams, they would probably stop.  McCamy Taylor   Nov-19-10 09:27 PM   #48 
  - Exactly! Things are going to get interesting.  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 10:04 PM   #51 
  - Be careful. You'll shoot your eye out...  kentuck   Nov-19-10 09:59 PM   #50 
  - LOL, I'll wear goggles...  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-19-10 10:26 PM   #52 
  - Don't "whip it out" that would be uncouth. Just take a Viagra before you get there.  leeroysphitz   Nov-19-10 10:37 PM   #54 
  - There's always the airy kilt  Oilwellian   Nov-19-10 11:38 PM   #56 
  - I thought about suggesting all male flyers take some Viagra  Jamastiene   Nov-19-10 11:42 PM   #57 
  - Be sure to tie a flag to the pole  formercia   Nov-20-10 08:17 AM   #66 
  - OMG, this and the Babs/Palin threads are priceless. n/t  OneGrassRoot   Nov-20-10 07:56 AM   #60 
  - You would be arrested for indecent exposure  Fla_Democrat   Nov-20-10 08:09 AM   #62 
  - But what if he had a Fig Leaf too?  Ichingcarpenter   Nov-20-10 08:12 AM   #64 
  - Would anybody notice?  Balbus   Nov-20-10 08:11 AM   #63 
  - i'm a 55-year-old woman  barbtries   Nov-20-10 08:15 AM   #65 
  - ha!!!  Sparkly   Nov-20-10 09:09 AM   #69 
  - Now with TSA you can get all the fondling you want!  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-20-10 12:26 PM   #72 
  - yeah but  barbtries   Nov-20-10 12:54 PM   #73 
     - Yeah you're right, at least we should get to choose which sex to fondle us :)  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-21-10 11:09 PM   #79 
  - They really should offer passengers a choice.  LisaL   Nov-22-10 01:09 AM   #81 
  - K and R for the comedy alone.  political_Dem   Nov-20-10 09:05 AM   #67 
  - I have to agree... why not just ask for a patdown while wearing a bikini? It's not public nudity...  NotThisTime   Nov-20-10 11:07 AM   #70 
     - Great idea! Next time I'll fly with a burqa on and a thong underneath.  AnArmyVeteran   Nov-20-10 01:19 PM   #76 
  - I'm thinking trenchcoat n/t  hootinholler   Nov-20-10 09:08 AM   #68 
  - Sounds to me like that's the kind of thing that might get you invited  BlueIris   Nov-20-10 12:57 PM   #74 
  - I think you'd get more strange looks if you asked for the happy ending.  Initech   Nov-20-10 01:01 PM   #75 
  - I'm thinking that kilts need to spread from a small niche to a global mainstay. nt  LWolf   Nov-20-10 02:26 PM   #78 
  - You'd be the talk of the TSA congnescenti...  MilesColtrane   Nov-22-10 01:07 AM   #80 
 

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