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Fri Nov-19-10 02:26 PM
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| 2. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR JUNK, ARMY VETERAN |
| -What if I just whipped it out while being screened by TSA? |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 02:23 PM |
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Dress comfortably |
nadinbrzezinski |
Nov-19-10 02:24 PM |
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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR JUNK, ARMY VETERAN |
Skittles |
Nov-19-10 02:26 PM |
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I beg to differ. |
cliffordu |
Nov-19-10 02:53 PM |
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Dont ya remember the old saying: "One woman's junk is another woman's treasure!" |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 02:58 PM |
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I think that quote is only for yard sale items. |
avaistheone1 |
Nov-19-10 04:28 PM |
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You hit me 'below the belt' on that one. (ouch) |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 08:27 PM |
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YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME avaistheone1 ASS, AAV? |
Skittles |
Nov-19-10 08:56 PM |
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Thanks! I appreciate that! Kick away... |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 09:04 PM |
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Considering where we are As A Police State, I don't think you'd want to do that. |
TheWatcher |
Nov-19-10 02:27 PM |
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You Are Absolutely Correct |
WVRICK13 |
Nov-20-10 07:55 AM |
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Unfortunately, you're right. TSA screeners barely make minimum wage so no telling who they are. |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-20-10 01:26 PM |
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Get a thong and one of those tear-off stripper outfits. |
Xithras |
Nov-19-10 02:27 PM |
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Even better, |
Jamastiene |
Nov-19-10 11:44 PM |
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Give us an update and post photos |
meegbear |
Nov-19-10 02:28 PM |
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Huh huh. "Come down hard on me." Huh huh. |
Codeine |
Nov-19-10 02:29 PM |
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Yeah sorry, I had a Beavis & Butthead moment :) |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 02:50 PM |
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I miss those guys. nt |
Codeine |
Nov-19-10 02:55 PM |
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They were so eloquent in expressing what lurks in every normal guy's brains (or other body part). |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 03:29 PM |
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As a friend used to say "He's thinking with the little head instead of the big one!" |
csziggy |
Nov-19-10 09:23 PM |
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I learned something today! I never heard "Teststerone Poisoning" before. |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 10:35 PM |
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I'm guessing they'd taser you. |
Phoonzang |
Nov-19-10 02:29 PM |
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"Don't tase my junk, bro!" |
Atman |
Nov-19-10 02:36 PM |
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Don't give Larry Craig any ideas. |
lpbk2713 |
Nov-19-10 02:30 PM |
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+10 |
Myrina |
Nov-19-10 02:31 PM |
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Aren't people safe from the Larry Craig even while in an x-ray machine? |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 06:16 PM |
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he's been busy... |
awoke_in_2003 |
Nov-19-10 09:17 PM |
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would the come down hard? It probably depends. |
uppityperson |
Nov-19-10 02:32 PM |
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Smoked kielbasa |
charlie |
Nov-19-10 02:32 PM |
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If I were a guy... |
Lucky 13 |
Nov-19-10 02:32 PM |
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He'd be sure to get beaten! |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 03:20 PM |
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I would expect a different outcome from this woman's ordeal |
Cirque du So-What |
Nov-19-10 02:36 PM |
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She's French & knows how to protest! |
Divernan |
Nov-19-10 02:41 PM |
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I suffer from 'Gallic envy' where protests are concerned |
Cirque du So-What |
Nov-19-10 02:45 PM |
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+1 |
readmoreoften |
Nov-19-10 03:22 PM |
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That's sexism! :) |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 04:25 PM |
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Is it ok if you say you are declining the scan because you want the pat down? |
DireStrike |
Nov-19-10 02:46 PM |
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LOL, screenings are going to be turned into huge jokes. |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 03:24 PM |
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Could you imagine the look... |
awoke_in_2003 |
Nov-19-10 09:19 PM |
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What if we all just do a Meg Ryan |
Caretha |
Nov-20-10 08:04 AM |
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whipped it good |
Ichingcarpenter |
Nov-19-10 02:47 PM |
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Fly in a kilt. Full regimental. |
backscatter712 |
Nov-19-10 02:52 PM |
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A happy TSA photo for you. Enjoy. |
Matariki |
Nov-19-10 02:52 PM |
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Perfect time for gaseous emission |
somone |
Nov-19-10 03:26 PM |
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what the fuck are we becoming? nt |
awoke_in_2003 |
Nov-20-10 11:24 AM |
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wow. n/t. |
veganlush |
Nov-19-10 03:26 PM |
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If you weren't circimcised before, you'd be circumcised after. |
rug |
Nov-19-10 06:18 PM |
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Ouch! Do TSA screeners carry machetes? They'd need one :) |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 08:44 PM |
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you would likely be charged with |
mrs_p |
Nov-19-10 08:47 PM |
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well, that makes me feel better. nt |
awoke_in_2003 |
Nov-19-10 09:20 PM |
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the scanners are for looking at your privates |
TorchTheWitch |
Nov-19-10 11:32 PM |
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"What if I just whipped it out..." |
unkachuck |
Nov-19-10 09:16 PM |
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They would need a bigger X-Ray machine! |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 09:54 PM |
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Lots of laughter would ensue! |
madinmaryland |
Nov-19-10 09:23 PM |
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"What if I just whipped it out while being screened by TSA?" |
MiddleFingerMom |
Nov-19-10 09:23 PM |
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If you are NOT selected for the intimate pat-down, |
Quantess |
Nov-19-10 09:27 PM |
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If passengers began to act "turned on" by these exams, they would probably stop. |
McCamy Taylor |
Nov-19-10 09:27 PM |
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Exactly! Things are going to get interesting. |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 10:04 PM |
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Be careful. You'll shoot your eye out... |
kentuck |
Nov-19-10 09:59 PM |
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LOL, I'll wear goggles... |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-19-10 10:26 PM |
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Don't "whip it out" that would be uncouth. Just take a Viagra before you get there. |
leeroysphitz |
Nov-19-10 10:37 PM |
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There's always the airy kilt |
Oilwellian |
Nov-19-10 11:38 PM |
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I thought about suggesting all male flyers take some Viagra |
Jamastiene |
Nov-19-10 11:42 PM |
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Be sure to tie a flag to the pole |
formercia |
Nov-20-10 08:17 AM |
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OMG, this and the Babs/Palin threads are priceless. n/t |
OneGrassRoot |
Nov-20-10 07:56 AM |
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You would be arrested for indecent exposure |
Fla_Democrat |
Nov-20-10 08:09 AM |
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But what if he had a Fig Leaf too? |
Ichingcarpenter |
Nov-20-10 08:12 AM |
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Would anybody notice? |
Balbus |
Nov-20-10 08:11 AM |
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i'm a 55-year-old woman |
barbtries |
Nov-20-10 08:15 AM |
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ha!!! |
Sparkly |
Nov-20-10 09:09 AM |
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Now with TSA you can get all the fondling you want! |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-20-10 12:26 PM |
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yeah but |
barbtries |
Nov-20-10 12:54 PM |
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Yeah you're right, at least we should get to choose which sex to fondle us :) |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-21-10 11:09 PM |
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They really should offer passengers a choice. |
LisaL |
Nov-22-10 01:09 AM |
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K and R for the comedy alone. |
political_Dem |
Nov-20-10 09:05 AM |
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I have to agree... why not just ask for a patdown while wearing a bikini? It's not public nudity... |
NotThisTime |
Nov-20-10 11:07 AM |
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Great idea! Next time I'll fly with a burqa on and a thong underneath. |
AnArmyVeteran |
Nov-20-10 01:19 PM |
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I'm thinking trenchcoat n/t |
hootinholler |
Nov-20-10 09:08 AM |
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Sounds to me like that's the kind of thing that might get you invited |
BlueIris |
Nov-20-10 12:57 PM |
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I think you'd get more strange looks if you asked for the happy ending. |
Initech |
Nov-20-10 01:01 PM |
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I'm thinking that kilts need to spread from a small niche to a global mainstay. nt |
LWolf |
Nov-20-10 02:26 PM |
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You'd be the talk of the TSA congnescenti... |
MilesColtrane |
Nov-22-10 01:07 AM |
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