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Mon Nov-15-10 09:29 PM
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Edited on Mon Nov-15-10 09:29 PM by Subdivisions
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| -Things Not To Say To A TSA Screener During A Pat Down Search |
Kennah |
Nov-15-10 07:26 PM |
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i climax really easily, it can get messy.... nt |
seabeyond |
Nov-15-10 07:27 PM |
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! |
de novo |
Nov-15-10 07:30 PM |
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heheh - |
tomm2thumbs |
Nov-16-10 03:42 AM |
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Said loudly |
MedicalAdmin |
Nov-17-10 04:49 AM |
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"Is that your electronic wand or are you just glad to see me?" |
marmar |
Nov-15-10 07:27 PM |
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"Yes that is a slide ruler." |
muntrv |
Nov-15-10 07:28 PM |
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Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just glad I was in line? |
dixiegrrrrl |
Nov-15-10 07:29 PM |
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"Ha ha, missed it!" |
Lasher |
Nov-15-10 07:30 PM |
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lol |
Renew Deal |
Nov-15-10 07:54 PM |
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I am hearing much more suggestive phrases |
ProgressiveProfessor |
Nov-15-10 07:33 PM |
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"Do you like gladiator movies?" |
NoPasaran |
Nov-15-10 07:33 PM |
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LOL that's what I thought after reading #6 nt |
coti |
Nov-15-10 07:52 PM |
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that's actually on Peter Graves tombstone |
yurbud |
Nov-16-10 01:51 AM |
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I never realized,,, |
ncrainbowgrrl |
Nov-15-10 07:35 PM |
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Excuse me while I whip this out |
Kennah |
Nov-15-10 07:36 PM |
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You need to tell him to also take a step back. eom |
Tyrs WolfDaemon |
Nov-16-10 03:19 AM |
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"Can't I at least get a pat-around?" |
notesdev |
Nov-15-10 07:37 PM |
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Does this search have a happy ending? |
whoneedstickets |
Nov-15-10 07:38 PM |
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Or, you could just distract yourself by singing a show tune. |
MineralMan |
Nov-15-10 07:39 PM |
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Comedy Tonight! |
Kennah |
Nov-15-10 07:45 PM |
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Or, maybe, "I Feel Pretty," from West Side Story. |
MineralMan |
Nov-15-10 07:51 PM |
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Etta James |
auntsue |
Nov-16-10 01:43 AM |
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LOL! n/t |
Subdivisions |
Nov-15-10 09:29 PM |
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I like the crabs, lice, bedbug route |
Renew Deal |
Nov-15-10 07:53 PM |
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"Oh, hey- watch it! You're about two inches past El Al!" |
Poll_Blind |
Nov-15-10 07:55 PM |
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I'm one of them, I think. |
Hawkeye-X |
Nov-15-10 07:56 PM |
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LOL, I can't remember if I like you or not, so 3+3+1 (undecided) |
Poll_Blind |
Nov-15-10 08:38 PM |
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:"Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, |
pnorman |
Nov-15-10 07:56 PM |
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Sorry about the fudge! |
ellisonz |
Nov-15-10 07:56 PM |
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I don't remember eating corn! |
Tyrs WolfDaemon |
Nov-16-10 03:23 AM |
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"oh my god, this reminds me of ..." |
FirstLight |
Nov-15-10 07:57 PM |
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"You're not even going to buy me dinner, are you?" |
baldguy |
Nov-15-10 08:14 PM |
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"Oh a little more to the righ---oh yes there!" |
beyurslf |
Nov-15-10 09:06 PM |
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Sorry, the doctor said I could fly with diarrhea. |
rug |
Nov-15-10 09:13 PM |
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Does this mean we're going steady? |
alfredo |
Nov-15-10 09:19 PM |
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Hey! No third base until at least our third date! |
Subdivisions |
Nov-15-10 09:30 PM |
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"Dude, whats wrong with you? You not getting any action at home" n/t |
8 track mind |
Nov-15-10 09:32 PM |
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Oops, sorry. I pass gas when I am nervous |
Generic Other |
Nov-15-10 09:40 PM |
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Fart and Pee yourself at the appropriate moment... at least they will have to change gloves...lol |
cags |
Nov-15-10 10:41 PM |
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"Hey, I want a blow job - not a hand job!" |
somone |
Nov-15-10 10:42 PM |
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Dude, is that all I get for $5? |
Tyrs WolfDaemon |
Nov-16-10 03:25 AM |
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Oh THAT pocket is where I keep my needles for shooting junk. Sorry, I shoulda told you first. |
kenny blankenship |
Nov-15-10 10:42 PM |
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"Oh, I love this part. Are you gay too?" |
Xithras |
Nov-15-10 10:46 PM |
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A little more to the left |
Better Believe It |
Nov-15-10 10:50 PM |
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I'll let you know when we're finished here! |
bluedigger |
Nov-15-10 10:51 PM |
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Will you respect me in the morning? |
Manifestor_of_Light |
Nov-15-10 11:37 PM |
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How much for the "pat down with release?" |
krispos42 |
Nov-15-10 11:45 PM |
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How about one I have actually used? |
stevenleser |
Nov-15-10 11:46 PM |
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My father... |
Tyrs WolfDaemon |
Nov-16-10 03:31 AM |
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If that secretary had been me, I think I probably would |
liberalhistorian |
Nov-16-10 02:10 PM |
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No worries, My dad was a Defense Atty. |
Tyrs WolfDaemon |
Nov-16-10 02:44 PM |
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Ooooooh That feels good. Can you do that a little harder? |
political_Dem |
Nov-16-10 01:46 AM |
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"There's something I think you need to know. You need to get tested." |
Heywood J |
Nov-16-10 05:32 AM |
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"I think I love you." |
Buns_of_Fire |
Nov-16-10 08:02 AM |
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It ain't too goddamned beaucoup |
Kennah |
Nov-16-10 09:12 AM |
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