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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-15-10 07:56 PM
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20. :"Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals,
but please cop a feel from someone else!"
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  - i climax really easily, it can get messy.... nt  seabeyond   Nov-15-10 07:27 PM   #1 
  - !  de novo   Nov-15-10 07:30 PM   #6 
  - heheh -  tomm2thumbs   Nov-16-10 03:42 AM   #49 
  - Said loudly  MedicalAdmin   Nov-17-10 04:49 AM   #55 
  - "Is that your electronic wand or are you just glad to see me?"  marmar   Nov-15-10 07:27 PM   #2 
  - "Yes that is a slide ruler."  muntrv   Nov-15-10 07:28 PM   #3 
  - Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just glad I was in line?  dixiegrrrrl   Nov-15-10 07:29 PM   #4 
  - "Ha ha, missed it!"  Lasher   Nov-15-10 07:30 PM   #5 
  - lol  Renew Deal   Nov-15-10 07:54 PM   #18 
  - I am hearing much more suggestive phrases  ProgressiveProfessor   Nov-15-10 07:33 PM   #7 
  - "Do you like gladiator movies?"  NoPasaran   Nov-15-10 07:33 PM   #8 
  - LOL that's what I thought after reading #6 nt  coti   Nov-15-10 07:52 PM   #16 
  - that's actually on Peter Graves tombstone  yurbud   Nov-16-10 01:51 AM   #44 
  - I never realized,,,  ncrainbowgrrl   Nov-15-10 07:35 PM   #9 
  - Excuse me while I whip this out  Kennah   Nov-15-10 07:36 PM   #10 
  - You need to tell him to also take a step back. eom  Tyrs WolfDaemon   Nov-16-10 03:19 AM   #45 
  - "Can't I at least get a pat-around?"  notesdev   Nov-15-10 07:37 PM   #11 
  - Does this search have a happy ending?  whoneedstickets   Nov-15-10 07:38 PM   #12 
  - Or, you could just distract yourself by singing a show tune.  MineralMan   Nov-15-10 07:39 PM   #13 
  - Comedy Tonight!  Kennah   Nov-15-10 07:45 PM   #14 
     - Or, maybe, "I Feel Pretty," from West Side Story.  MineralMan   Nov-15-10 07:51 PM   #15 
     - Etta James  auntsue   Nov-16-10 01:43 AM   #42 
     - LOL! n/t  Subdivisions   Nov-15-10 09:29 PM   #29 
  - I like the crabs, lice, bedbug route  Renew Deal   Nov-15-10 07:53 PM   #17 
  - "Oh, hey- watch it! You're about two inches past El Al!"  Poll_Blind   Nov-15-10 07:55 PM   #19 
  - I'm one of them, I think.  Hawkeye-X   Nov-15-10 07:56 PM   #22 
     - LOL, I can't remember if I like you or not, so 3+3+1 (undecided)  Poll_Blind   Nov-15-10 08:38 PM   #25 
  - :"Don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals,  pnorman   Nov-15-10 07:56 PM   #20 
  - Sorry about the fudge!  ellisonz   Nov-15-10 07:56 PM   #21 
  - I don't remember eating corn!  Tyrs WolfDaemon   Nov-16-10 03:23 AM   #46 
  - "oh my god, this reminds me of ..."  FirstLight   Nov-15-10 07:57 PM   #23 
  - "You're not even going to buy me dinner, are you?"  baldguy   Nov-15-10 08:14 PM   #24 
  - "Oh a little more to the righ---oh yes there!"  beyurslf   Nov-15-10 09:06 PM   #26 
  - Sorry, the doctor said I could fly with diarrhea.  rug   Nov-15-10 09:13 PM   #27 
  - Does this mean we're going steady?  alfredo   Nov-15-10 09:19 PM   #28 
  - Hey! No third base until at least our third date!  Subdivisions   Nov-15-10 09:30 PM   #30 
  - "Dude, whats wrong with you? You not getting any action at home" n/t  8 track mind   Nov-15-10 09:32 PM   #31 
  - Oops, sorry. I pass gas when I am nervous  Generic Other   Nov-15-10 09:40 PM   #32 
  - Fart and Pee yourself at the appropriate moment... at least they will have to change  cags   Nov-15-10 10:41 PM   #33 
  - "Hey, I want a blow job - not a hand job!"  somone   Nov-15-10 10:42 PM   #34 
  - Dude, is that all I get for $5?  Tyrs WolfDaemon   Nov-16-10 03:25 AM   #47 
  - Oh THAT pocket is where I keep my needles for shooting junk. Sorry, I shoulda told you first.  kenny blankenship   Nov-15-10 10:42 PM   #35 
  - "Oh, I love this part. Are you gay too?"  Xithras   Nov-15-10 10:46 PM   #36 
  - A little more to the left  Better Believe It   Nov-15-10 10:50 PM   #37 
  - I'll let you know when we're finished here!  bluedigger   Nov-15-10 10:51 PM   #38 
  - Will you respect me in the morning?  Manifestor_of_Light   Nov-15-10 11:37 PM   #39 
  - How much for the "pat down with release?"  krispos42   Nov-15-10 11:45 PM   #40 
  - How about one I have actually used?  stevenleser   Nov-15-10 11:46 PM   #41 
  - My father...  Tyrs WolfDaemon   Nov-16-10 03:31 AM   #48 
     - If that secretary had been me, I think I probably would  liberalhistorian   Nov-16-10 02:10 PM   #53 
        - No worries, My dad was a Defense Atty.  Tyrs WolfDaemon   Nov-16-10 02:44 PM   #54 
  - Ooooooh That feels good. Can you do that a little harder?  political_Dem   Nov-16-10 01:46 AM   #43 
  - "There's something I think you need to know. You need to get tested."  Heywood J   Nov-16-10 05:32 AM   #50 
  - "I think I love you."  Buns_of_Fire   Nov-16-10 08:02 AM   #51 
  - It ain't too goddamned beaucoup  Kennah   Nov-16-10 09:12 AM   #52 

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