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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-10 12:18 PM
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26. Tell that to the cops, fool!
Edited on Wed Oct-27-10 12:19 PM by CoffeeCat
Yeah, tell them that the reason you pressed your foot on her shoulders and neck, and then
stomped on her body--which caused her head to smack on the pavement--happened because other
parts of your body weren't working as well You had to stomp her body and smack her head into
the pavement--because well, that would have a greater impact than any action that involved your
painful back.

Keep talking you ignorant thug.

I take it he's not being advised by a lawyer?

"Yes, your honor, I hit him in the face because I have weak legs and wasn't able to kick him!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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  -Tim Profitt: "I have issues with my back" Faryn Balyncd  Oct-27-10 11:32 AM   #0 
  - and I have issues with you and your ilk, you cretinous thug  niyad   Oct-27-10 11:34 AM   #1 
  - Yeah, soap and water just won't get that yellow stripe off....  Wounded Bear   Oct-27-10 11:34 AM   #2 
  - A congenital lack of spine, perhaps?  Barack_America   Oct-27-10 11:34 AM   #3 
  - LOL - good one! nt  polichick   Oct-27-10 11:34 AM   #4 
  - yeah he also had to do what he did because he  SargeUNN   Oct-27-10 11:35 AM   #5 
  - What a  AmericanMan1958   Oct-27-10 11:36 AM   #6 
  - I've got several broken vertebrae and wear a back brace and I'd STILL take on the asswipe.  HopeHoops   Oct-27-10 11:36 AM   #7 
  - Yo, fuck nuts, your back problems will evaporate if you pull your head out of your ass  rustydog   Oct-27-10 11:37 AM   #8 
  - What doth it Profitt Tim to gain security for Rand and lose his truss?  BurtWorm   Oct-27-10 11:38 AM   #9 
  - hahaha  Faryn Balyncd   Oct-27-10 11:38 AM   #11 
  - And after you stepped on her, you stomped...why?  louis-t   Oct-27-10 11:38 AM   #10 
  - Timmah, you have issues with the mass between your ears.  City Lights   Oct-27-10 11:40 AM   #12 
  - wonder if he is on disability and taking goverment handouts?  HipChick   Oct-27-10 11:40 AM   #13 
  - a mystery begging to be solved  Faryn Balyncd   Oct-27-10 11:43 AM   #17 
     - Someone in Paris, Kentucky must know.....  Faryn Balyncd   Oct-27-10 12:13 PM   #24 
  - Spina Bufoonida  WingDinger   Oct-27-10 11:41 AM   #14 
  - Yes you have issues but you need anger Management not a Chiropractor  Stevenmarc   Oct-27-10 11:42 AM   #15 
  - Yeah, it has a wide, bright yellow stripe down it.. n/t  Fumesucker   Oct-27-10 11:42 AM   #16 
  - thanks! My thoughts in a nutshell: he's a COWARD. Like the rest of the teabagger thugs. nt  Ilsa   Oct-27-10 11:48 AM   #20 
  - I think the back issues are the LEAST of your apparent issues, Mr. Proffitt.  NC_Nurse   Oct-27-10 11:43 AM   #18 
  - Wow. Excuse FAIL.  Lucy Goosey   Oct-27-10 11:46 AM   #19 
  - I have no doubt he'll sue her for reinjuring his back before it's over. n/t  dgibby   Oct-27-10 11:49 AM   #21 
  - Right-wing authoritarians have a little well of aggression inside, but they're too scared to  Marr   Oct-27-10 11:49 AM   #22 
  - You're in luck then, Timmy!  bluedigger   Oct-27-10 11:57 AM   #23 
  - Sue his ass back to the Bronze Age!!!!!!  calimary   Oct-27-10 12:14 PM   #25 
  - Tell that to the cops, fool!  CoffeeCat   Oct-27-10 12:18 PM   #26 
  - That's about as believable a defense as "The twinkies made me do it".  robertpaulsen   Oct-27-10 12:37 PM   #27 
  - I have issues with my brain that's why i shot...  mimitabby   Oct-27-10 12:47 PM   #28 
  - Pezzano copped a feel too  Demonaut   Oct-27-10 12:56 PM   #29 
  - how about not touching her at all?!  dana_b   Oct-27-10 01:00 PM   #30 
  - In the good old days Profitt and his friends would have happily lynched her  lunatica   Oct-27-10 01:06 PM   #31 
  - "A healthy back would have allowed me to bend down and punch  bullwinkle428   Oct-27-10 01:09 PM   #32 
  - Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass your back would improve  Stevenmarc   Oct-27-10 01:15 PM   #33 
 

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