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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 05:18 PM
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34. I always love the "penis enhancement" types of responses. Proves
that some folks just don't get that a certain group of people actually happen to LIKE cars and the performance that can come from them. Got a Corvette/Porsche/big V8? Must have a tiny dick. Right.

Maybe it's because we actually ENJOY our wheels and driving. Some of us would curse every single moment behind the wheel of some South Korean econo-shitbox. Pissing ourselves every time we try to pass a slower vehicle, winding the hell out of some anemic 80 horsepower lump of plastic.

Some of us (I suppose, according) had penis issues as children. I don't know if my dad had Playboys, but I knew where the Car & Driver mags were. 10 years old, lusting after Ferraris. 16, bought my first car...a Mustang. Next car was a Z28, then on to a couple Corvettes. Oddly enough, my girlfriends of that time never mentioned any problems with my equipment below the belt.

Considering the number of Lamborghini Countach posters that were sold in the 80's to kids, I guess there's a whole LOT of us out there.

But then I guess for the computer folks, maybe the hottest new chip from AMD or Intel is *just* penile enhancement. Anyone wearing a Rolex or an Omega? Watches for the penis misfortuned, must be.
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  -Dodge Challenger Freedom Commercial VioletLake  Sep-12-10 12:44 PM   #0 
  - I love this ad. I love Washington's badass expression.  Brickbat   Sep-12-10 12:46 PM   #1 
  - I'm with you  customerserviceguy   Sep-12-10 03:01 PM   #20 
  - I drove a Challenger on 5 hour trip recently -  Avalux   Sep-12-10 04:18 PM   #24 
     - We rented a Challenger several years ago for a 2,000-mile trip. It was an effing blast.  Brickbat   Sep-12-10 04:48 PM   #29 
  - The competition is really stiff for the stupidest commercial I've ever seen..  Fumesucker   Sep-12-10 12:46 PM   #2 
  - Well, then you aren't a customer for that sled, simple.  DainBramaged   Sep-12-10 12:50 PM   #3 
  - LOL.. The original Infiniti commercials were even stupider than that one..  Fumesucker   Sep-12-10 12:54 PM   #4 
     - And I've owned ZERO................  DainBramaged   Sep-12-10 12:56 PM   #6 
        - Mitsubishi made the Zero..  Fumesucker   Sep-12-10 12:59 PM   #7 
           - Wasn't the point, genius  DainBramaged   Sep-12-10 01:03 PM   #8 
              - Never said anything at all about the car..  Fumesucker   Sep-12-10 01:06 PM   #9 
              - I drive a Ford Escape, which is essentially a Mazda Tribute. nt  VioletLake   Sep-12-10 01:54 PM   #14 
              - Actually a Mazda Tribute is rebaged Ford  divideandconquer   Sep-12-10 02:37 PM   #17 
                 - You may be correct,  VioletLake   Sep-12-10 02:53 PM   #18 
              - Down the road I go. CCR  tourivers83   Sep-12-10 04:30 PM   #26 
              - +1,000,000. Dude breaks his neck to post anti-US automaker crap, especially where not relevant. nt  Romulox   Sep-13-10 04:05 PM   #57 
  - It's right out of Idiocracy's "Time Masheen". LOL  VioletLake   Sep-12-10 12:55 PM   #5 
  - Nice car, dumb commercial. I don't consider freedom to be taking on debt to pay for a $22K car.  JVS   Sep-12-10 01:08 PM   #10 
  - I love the styling of that car.  Mimosa   Sep-12-10 01:08 PM   #11 
  - I love the ad  Mnpaul   Sep-12-10 01:40 PM   #12 
  - I have a Liberty.  proteus_lives   Sep-12-10 05:03 PM   # 
  - Freedom isn't free...  Orsino   Sep-12-10 01:49 PM   #13 
  - I don't see the humor in vehicular manslaughter  wuushew   Sep-12-10 01:56 PM   #15 
  - Think of it as a cartoon  customerserviceguy   Sep-12-10 03:03 PM   #21 
  - Probably wasting your time.  proteus_lives   Sep-12-10 05:03 PM   #33 
     - It made me laugh  customerserviceguy   Sep-12-10 05:42 PM   #35 
  - Then you were probably kind of bored watching Death Race 2000.  MindPilot   Sep-12-10 04:29 PM   #25 
  - Good commercial.  bbinacan   Sep-12-10 02:27 PM   #16 
  - A couple of things America got right...  whatchamacallit   Sep-12-10 02:59 PM   #19 
  - +1  taterguy   Sep-12-10 03:30 PM   #22 
  - Which is why we call it freedom  DainBramaged   Sep-12-10 05:03 PM   #32 
  - I always love the "penis enhancement" types of responses. Proves  flvegan   Sep-12-10 05:18 PM   #34 
     - Tiny ego?  GeorgeGist   Sep-13-10 01:37 PM   #39 
        - Oh, look.  flvegan   Sep-13-10 02:28 PM   #50 
  - That is a cool commercial.  tourivers83   Sep-12-10 04:15 PM   #23 
  - Yeah we did get both things right.  MindPilot   Sep-12-10 04:45 PM   #27 
  - Was that Robin Williams portraying Washington?  Tom_Foolery   Sep-12-10 04:46 PM   #28 
  - I doubt he'd do that  customerserviceguy   Sep-12-10 05:44 PM   #36 
  - Too ridiculous to be patriotically/sentimentally stirring.  MilesColtrane   Sep-12-10 04:59 PM   #30 
  - Ok, loved it. Appeals to my goofy side.  proteus_lives   Sep-12-10 05:01 PM   #31 
  - It's a commercial that appeals to the people who like that sort of thing.  TexasObserver   Sep-12-10 05:49 PM   #37 
  - Heh. Funny. n/t  lumberjack_jeff   Sep-12-10 05:50 PM   #38 
  - Kind of just plain stupid if you ask me. But nobody did. This is made for  activa8tr   Sep-13-10 01:41 PM   #40 
  - Actually, it was made specifically for the US/England world cup match this past June.  Nailzberg   Sep-13-10 01:50 PM   #41 
  - The Challenger is built in Brampton, Ont., Canada  baldguy   Sep-13-10 01:53 PM   #42 
  - As one of the Youtube commenters said:  Canuckistanian   Sep-13-10 02:06 PM   #44 
     - Excellent!  Xenotime   Sep-13-10 02:22 PM   #48 
     - Labeling and creative advertising can marginalize these facts  Supersedeas   Sep-13-10 03:58 PM   #56 
  - Nice looking car.  HiFructosePronSyrup   Sep-13-10 02:00 PM   #43 
  - Dumbest commercial I have seen in a long time, but I love MOPAR  Swamp Rat   Sep-13-10 02:07 PM   #45 
  - Barracuda baby!!  guitar man   Sep-13-10 02:14 PM   #46 
  - My Mopars were a 70 Road Runner, same color as this one  Fumesucker   Sep-13-10 02:19 PM   #47 
     - Road Runners!!!  Swamp Rat   Sep-13-10 02:27 PM   #49 
     - I had the hardtop version  guitar man   Sep-13-10 02:38 PM   #52 
        - My Sport Fury had a busted starter for about four months..  Fumesucker   Sep-13-10 02:51 PM   #53 
           - LOL  guitar man   Sep-13-10 02:55 PM   #54 
  - My buddy is an old MOPAR freak  XOKCowboy   Sep-13-10 02:36 PM   #51 
  - When, exactly When did we "get freedom right?"  CBGLuthier   Sep-13-10 03:05 PM   #55 
  - After Obama bailed them out?...  lame54   Sep-13-10 04:06 PM   #58 
  - Obama didn't bail them out--he gave the company to Fiat while the taxpayer assumed the debt.  Romulox   Sep-13-10 04:08 PM   #59 
     - i don't  lame54   Sep-13-10 09:02 PM   #61 
  - Does it come with a 452 engine?  AnArmyVeteran   Sep-13-10 04:16 PM   #60 
 

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