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Mon Aug-30-10 09:10 PM
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| -Helpful Hints From Your Pals, The Christians--"How To Spot A Chronic Masturbator" |
ChoppinBroccoli |
Aug-30-10 08:46 PM |
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Ha, they actually use the term "masturbation invasion" |
Luciferous |
Aug-30-10 08:48 PM |
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This is a satire site, but sometimes it's damn hard to tell. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Aug-30-10 08:48 PM |
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but cats are evil |
davidinalameda |
Aug-30-10 09:19 PM |
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"The connection to workplace safety is evident" |
mike r |
Aug-30-10 08:49 PM |
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They cry a lot. For no particular reason |
Xipe Totec |
Aug-30-10 08:50 PM |
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Wouldn't you just love to give him something to cry about? |
donheld |
Aug-31-10 12:10 AM |
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Oh GOD yes! |
FiveGoodMen |
Aug-31-10 06:18 PM |
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Hmmm... |
bluestateguy |
Aug-30-10 08:52 PM |
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omg - this is has to be on of the most |
mzteris |
Aug-30-10 08:53 PM |
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Hilarious! n/t |
5X |
Aug-30-10 08:55 PM |
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I know where you could spot tons... |
Zoroastor |
Aug-30-10 08:55 PM |
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No - they'd be happier people if they did |
dflprincess |
Aug-30-10 09:05 PM |
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Effing hilarious. A telltale sign. An untucked tshirt for easy access. |
snagglepuss |
Aug-30-10 08:56 PM |
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too funny |
handmade34 |
Aug-30-10 08:57 PM |
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Blind and hairy palms |
AnnieBW |
Aug-30-10 09:06 PM |
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Sounds Like You're Talking About Glenn "Buy Me a Drink" Beck and Bill O'Lielly |
Anakin Skywalker |
Aug-30-10 10:02 PM |
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Juvenile, at best. |
Hekate |
Aug-30-10 09:10 PM |
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Anybody can post anything on the Internet |
Gman |
Aug-30-10 09:12 PM |
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christwire is a satire site |
davidinalameda |
Aug-30-10 09:17 PM |
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Read the comments section. |
rucky |
Aug-30-10 09:54 PM |
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LOL!! LOL!! I had no idea!! |
Gman |
Aug-31-10 07:18 AM |
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it took me a few spins around the site to figure it out |
davidinalameda |
Aug-31-10 06:38 PM |
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For a minute I was worried that my secret had gotten out |
tularetom |
Aug-30-10 09:23 PM |
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"How To Spot A Chronic Harassturbator" |
Gold Metal Flake |
Aug-30-10 09:25 PM |
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Um....ok.... |
CoffeeCat |
Aug-30-10 09:26 PM |
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No, but it is a satire site. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Aug-30-10 09:37 PM |
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That smells like teen spirit. |
janet118 |
Aug-30-10 10:25 PM |
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Nawww... |
CoffeeCat |
Aug-31-10 09:33 AM |
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"press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce.. |
uppityperson |
Aug-30-10 09:27 PM |
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red flags of masturbation invasion! |
Matariki |
Aug-31-10 12:16 AM |
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Spotting a 'bator? It's not hard |
petronius |
Aug-30-10 09:35 PM |
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"It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex... |
TroglodyteScholar |
Aug-30-10 09:38 PM |
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That site is satire, but it's not that far off from the way a lot of fundies think |
Kievan Rus |
Aug-30-10 09:50 PM |
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"Angry God Flexes His Power, Blows Up Indonesian Volcano For Cheating American Businesses" |
Matariki |
Aug-31-10 12:17 AM |
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Like all the best satire, it almost sounds like the real thing |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Aug-30-10 10:03 PM |
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This guy must be the new Betty Bowers. |
Crunchy Frog |
Aug-30-10 10:09 PM |
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Never shake the hand of a masturbator! |
Hugabear |
Aug-30-10 10:30 PM |
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It's easy to spot a chronic masturbator. |
JoeyT |
Aug-30-10 11:58 PM |
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Asymmetrical muscle tone, perhaps? |
krispos42 |
Aug-31-10 12:03 AM |
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"Raw calloused hands" |
MattBaggins |
Aug-31-10 12:14 AM |
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Do Gay Pets Go To Heaven? |
Rex |
Aug-31-10 12:23 AM |
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Brilliant Satire! K&R!!! |
BeHereNow |
Aug-31-10 12:23 AM |
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Abnormally over-developed right arm muscles? |
truebrit71 |
Aug-31-10 09:34 AM |
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Rand Paull fits the profile. |
alfredo |
Aug-31-10 10:02 AM |
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