Hannah Bell
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Wed Aug-18-10 10:07 PM
Response to Reply #21 |
| 25. you & the respondent are the only ones who didn't make weiner jokes. |
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i figure if someone's stealing one pack of weiners they're hungry & desperate too.
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| -Man with hot dogs in pants arrested |
OhioChick |
Aug-18-10 09:18 PM |
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Is that a Publix Jumbo in your pants - |
xchrom |
Aug-18-10 09:22 PM |
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LMAO |
OhioChick |
Aug-18-10 09:25 PM |
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At least it wasn't a Polska Kielbasa |
saigon68 |
Aug-19-10 03:38 AM |
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LOL |
OhioChick |
Aug-19-10 09:56 AM |
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LOL |
Bobbie Jo |
Aug-18-10 09:31 PM |
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considering the local nickname for that chain of stores. . . |
niyad |
Aug-18-10 09:34 PM |
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jean valjean. someone stealing one package of hot dogs is hungry. |
Hannah Bell |
Aug-18-10 09:24 PM |
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Funny eh? If one person is allowed to steal a pack of hot dogs then everyone will steal a pack |
SammyWinstonJack |
Aug-19-10 02:58 PM |
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They photographed his weiners? |
marmar |
Aug-18-10 09:24 PM |
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It's a good thing he didn't take condoms |
izquierdista |
Aug-18-10 09:25 PM |
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Or weiners AND condoms... |
pipi_k |
Aug-18-10 09:30 PM |
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This may be the headline I've been waiting for since I joined DU. |
Gidney N Cloyd |
Aug-18-10 09:27 PM |
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Natural casing or... |
pipi_k |
Aug-18-10 09:27 PM |
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My guess is uncut dogs. |
marmar |
Aug-18-10 09:28 PM |
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"Is that a package of hot dogs in your pocker, |
pnorman |
Aug-18-10 09:28 PM |
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Mae West. |
Turbineguy |
Aug-18-10 09:32 PM |
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I guess I should take mine out. |
mmonk |
Aug-18-10 09:29 PM |
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whip it out big boy |
bigwillq |
Aug-18-10 09:30 PM |
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Unless it's a kielbasa, we don't wanna see it |
pipi_k |
Aug-18-10 09:31 PM |
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k and r; subject line made me LOL |
bigwillq |
Aug-18-10 09:29 PM |
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They never catch me, I only carry cocktail wieners in my pants |
DJ13 |
Aug-18-10 09:31 PM |
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I just have pie. |
Whisp |
Aug-19-10 03:15 AM |
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k and r--because we REALLLLLY need the laughs tonight. |
niyad |
Aug-18-10 09:35 PM |
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Now that is a lot of....meat. |
Jennicut |
Aug-18-10 09:36 PM |
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I swear to Christ, If I were a security person and saw someone |
Jackpine Radical |
Aug-18-10 09:55 PM |
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I wouldn't turn my back on it, but I would buy him the damn hot dogs |
Luciferous |
Aug-18-10 10:03 PM |
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As a security person THAT my friend is something that you just do not do. |
TheMadMonk |
Aug-18-10 11:11 PM |
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me too- it's not like he's stealing makeup or beer |
happy_liberal |
Aug-18-10 10:07 PM |
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you & the respondent are the only ones who didn't make weiner jokes. |
Hannah Bell |
Aug-18-10 10:07 PM |
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If he stole two packages, that means he's not hungry? |
Wednesdays |
Aug-18-10 11:00 PM |
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Well, everyone else had the wiener jokes pretty well covered, |
Jackpine Radical |
Aug-19-10 08:33 AM |
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The two times I witnessed a shoplifting |
Roon |
Aug-19-10 03:11 AM |
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And both cases were part of the overall picture which results in higher |
Obamanaut |
Aug-19-10 06:21 AM |
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Oh My God, higher prices! |
Jackpine Radical |
Aug-19-10 08:28 AM |
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And imagine, with lower prices perhaps not so many patrons of food banks. nt |
Obamanaut |
Aug-19-10 01:49 PM |
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When I was a kid (in the early days when I went to church) |
jtuck004 |
Aug-18-10 10:01 PM |
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Sometimes |
Control-Z |
Aug-18-10 10:48 PM |
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Stealing food. |
Quantess |
Aug-18-10 10:54 PM |
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Question - If he'd bought a big kielbasa, could he have it hanging out of his pants... |
cascadiance |
Aug-18-10 10:56 PM |
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So did they put the recovered hot dogs back in the display cooler? |
NBachers |
Aug-18-10 11:06 PM |
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hey baby, what I've got in my pants is "meaty and delicious" |
provis99 |
Aug-19-10 12:11 AM |
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Why yes officer, those really are hot dogs in my pants. |
Initech |
Aug-19-10 08:38 AM |
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I don't believe it. |
Ikonoklast |
Aug-19-10 08:44 AM |
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Were they still frozen? |
Javaman |
Aug-19-10 08:56 AM |
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Firesign Theatre called this back in about 1980 |
slackmaster |
Aug-19-10 09:01 AM |
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Love it! |
sixmile |
Aug-19-10 02:24 PM |
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Weiners? No thanks. |
MilesColtrane |
Aug-19-10 02:53 PM |
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Man, that's great journalism! |
surrealAmerican |
Aug-19-10 10:41 AM |
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Hot dogs shouldn't cost $3.50/lb |
JVS |
Aug-19-10 10:42 AM |
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yeah you almost expect it to read: |
mikelgb |
Aug-19-10 10:45 AM |
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They have to keep publicizing the 'consequences'.. |
4_TN_TITANS |
Aug-19-10 02:22 PM |
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knr |
amborin |
Aug-19-10 02:32 PM |
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I know everyone thinks this is funny but I'm finding it sad. |
earth mom |
Aug-19-10 02:37 PM |
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Hi earth mom. Yep, no one takes the chance to steal food unless they |
Subdivisions |
Aug-19-10 02:49 PM |
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Hey there...great minds think alike right? |
earth mom |
Aug-19-10 02:56 PM |
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Stealing to eat. This person was probably trying to feed his family. I hate that |
Subdivisions |
Aug-19-10 02:46 PM |
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lol. It does sound like a commercial. |
Liberal_in_LA |
Aug-19-10 02:54 PM |
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I see a Pulitzer in this reporter's future. |
rucky |
Aug-19-10 02:55 PM |
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LOL! That Publix is five minutes away from me! |
Akoto |
Aug-19-10 02:56 PM |
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Perhaps you can take this man some food? He and his are probably hungry. |
Subdivisions |
Aug-19-10 02:59 PM |
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I wish I could, but ... |
Akoto |
Aug-19-10 03:00 PM |
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Well, damn, Akoto. I'm sorry to learn that. I wish you all the best. I know |
Subdivisions |
Aug-19-10 03:02 PM |
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