Jamastiene
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Tue May-25-10 06:54 PM
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I would not want children with your lack of sensitivity. Maybe someone else will fuck you. Stranger things have happened.  |
| -Holy Water Allegedly Used On Atheist Teacher by two Christian teachers |
Bozita |
May-25-10 12:56 PM |
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I just wish christians would leave everybody else alone. |
sinkingfeeling |
May-25-10 12:58 PM |
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They never will until we all convert to their way of thinking. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 01:09 PM |
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Holy crap Jim Willis is freaking awesome. |
mrbarber |
May-25-10 05:27 PM |
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It's against their religion. |
Greyhound |
May-25-10 01:21 PM |
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And I wish DUers would stop kneejerking at anything that mentions the word "Christian" |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:39 PM |
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Passive-aggressive bullshit |
Dogtown |
May-25-10 03:02 PM |
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+ |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 03:33 PM |
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++ n/t |
arthritisR_US |
May-25-10 03:35 PM |
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What if a white teacher left a noose on those 2 teachers' desks? |
Seneca |
May-25-10 03:16 PM |
#54 |
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Oh well, if it was a joke, then that's okay |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:32 PM |
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you nailed it! TY :-) n/t |
arthritisR_US |
May-25-10 03:37 PM |
#62 |
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"LIGHTEN UP!!! It was a JOKE" |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 03:39 PM |
#64 |
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OK so if I go up to a black guy, call him all kinds of racist epithets and threaten to lynch him |
Taverner |
May-25-10 04:15 PM |
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I think you missed Bluebear's strongly implied smilie: |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:45 PM |
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Sorry - bad day - in addition to spilling good beer on the keyboard |
Taverner |
May-25-10 04:47 PM |
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Damn, talk about a waste of good holy water. |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:58 PM |
#101 |
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Good health to you, friend :) |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 05:03 PM |
#103 |
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Good health is good |
Taverner |
May-25-10 05:54 PM |
#106 |
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I couldn't disagree with you more. |
Dappleganger |
May-25-10 04:17 PM |
#82 |
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This non-believer says "thank you" to the Christian. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:19 PM |
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No problem. |
Dappleganger |
May-25-10 05:54 PM |
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YES!!! |
Taverner |
May-25-10 05:54 PM |
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I grew up in the church. |
dgibby |
May-25-10 05:58 PM |
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This kind of joke does not belong in a classroom in front of students. |
Mojeoux |
May-25-10 04:22 PM |
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Right, because those Jews and Buddhists are always doing the same thing! |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:28 PM |
#94 |
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You must be kidding. |
donco6 |
May-25-10 06:45 PM |
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Sue, Hell! I'd simply file assault charges against the two of the, (NT) |
Tesha |
May-25-10 07:56 PM |
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Oh, for Fuck's Sake. |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 11:43 PM |
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I know! |
Taverner |
May-25-10 04:13 PM |
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. |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:00 PM |
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Really? I'm surprised to find you thinking this is not much of anything. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 01:12 PM |
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Yeah, even if it was just perfume and a joke...they did it in front of children... |
joeybee12 |
May-25-10 01:14 PM |
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When your Union Steward tries to baptize you, it's a big deal. n/t |
msanthrope |
May-25-10 01:31 PM |
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. |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:39 PM |
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At the very least, the "idiots" should be unemployed for this. |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:31 PM |
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. |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:36 PM |
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No it's not...the lawyer for the two "Christians" says it was a perfume bottle... |
joeybee12 |
May-25-10 01:40 PM |
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" It's all hearsay." --what else would it be? Do you have any experience being a religious minority |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:50 PM |
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And all she said was that she is an atheist |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:16 PM |
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dupe, delete. nt |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:00 PM |
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Wouldn't that be considered assault? n/t |
Cleita |
May-25-10 01:08 PM |
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"Miss Robinson obtained a little bottle with some perfume in it in jest" |
walldude |
May-25-10 01:08 PM |
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Seems to me as though it's the atheist who have no sense of humor. |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:44 PM |
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Maybe the atheist teacher DOES have a sense of humor... |
joeybee12 |
May-25-10 03:49 PM |
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Nothing funny about being in the minority being mocked by those in the majority. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:12 PM |
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Agreed. |
Jamastiene |
May-25-10 06:43 PM |
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What makes you think it was a joke? |
walldude |
May-26-10 12:20 AM |
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The comment section is rife with ignorance. |
Solly Mack |
May-25-10 01:13 PM |
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I especially enjoyed the one that claimed that the teacher was afraid |
Arkansas Granny |
May-25-10 01:19 PM |
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She should wear this at school |
DJ13 |
May-25-10 01:13 PM |
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So the magical potion didn't work? |
Better Believe It |
May-25-10 01:16 PM |
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WHAT??? You don't believe in holy water? |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:36 PM |
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Only if David Copperfield used it. He knows magic! |
Better Believe It |
May-25-10 02:18 PM |
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More discussion/responses at this earlier thread |
Obamanaut |
May-25-10 01:16 PM |
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Sounds like the Christian teachers have enough sense to lie about it. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 01:19 PM |
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Lying is such a great Christian value! ;-) |
Cybergata |
May-25-10 01:39 PM |
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Lying is biblical. Consider "Whatever you ask in my name, that I |
Obamanaut |
May-25-10 01:48 PM |
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lying is biblical? that`s an interesting assumption. |
madrchsod |
May-25-10 01:58 PM |
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It isn't an assumption. I gave two examples where it says if you do thing A, |
Obamanaut |
May-25-10 03:09 PM |
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Lying is such a great Christian value! ;-) |
Cybergata |
May-25-10 01:39 PM |
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Indeed. The whoppers that Abraham told are legendary. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 08:03 PM |
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...or visiting a grave site. |
LanternWaste |
May-25-10 01:43 PM |
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What is the connection between visiting a grave site and believing in holy water? |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 01:51 PM |
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other... |
LanternWaste |
May-25-10 03:12 PM |
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They clearly are not similar in any respect. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 06:38 PM |
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So if they really thought it would work... |
krispos42 |
May-25-10 01:20 PM |
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One of the teachers is the Union Steward, the other, a preacher's wife, |
msanthrope |
May-25-10 01:30 PM |
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Afterwards, the Atheist teacher waved a Dinosaur bone at them, and the fundies' heads exploded. nt |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:32 PM |
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I would've screamed "It burns! It Buuuurnnnnssss!!!!" |
JNelson6563 |
May-25-10 01:38 PM |
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MUCH better reaction!! |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:47 PM |
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Of course. This is what all minorities should do. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:23 PM |
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I had a priest splatter me with an extra dose once |
KonaKane |
May-25-10 01:40 PM |
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Huh? Isn't holy water a Catholic thing? |
KamaAina |
May-25-10 01:41 PM |
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i never had holy water when i attended the methodist church.... |
madrchsod |
May-25-10 01:57 PM |
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Yes. It becomes "holy" when a witch doctor says some words over it. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 02:12 PM |
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Protestants don't even believe that the wine actually turns into Christ's blood |
FarCenter |
May-25-10 02:16 PM |
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Proving IT WAS A JOKE! |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:48 PM |
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So, what groups are ok to mock? |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:15 PM |
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Those OTHER guys, of course. |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:47 PM |
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And she screamed, "I'm melting, melting!" |
MineralMan |
May-25-10 01:49 PM |
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holy water?where do they sell that? |
madrchsod |
May-25-10 01:55 PM |
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I'd like the distributorship for that business |
Canuckistanian |
May-25-10 02:33 PM |
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Fuck those two teachers |
Seneca |
May-25-10 02:14 PM |
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The whole religion is based on outrageous lies |
upi402 |
May-25-10 02:22 PM |
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They forgot to say "The Power of Christ Compels You"? |
charlesg |
May-25-10 03:05 PM |
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I wish people would stop forcing their beliefs on others. |
Tailormyst |
May-25-10 03:08 PM |
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Jeebus, did you thin skinned people even read the article? |
KonaKane |
May-25-10 03:09 PM |
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bullies frequently say "we were just kidding" when caught doing something |
Scout |
May-25-10 03:17 PM |
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It is wrong for the non-religious to not appreciate being mocked. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:17 PM |
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Pollacks, wetbacks, and those smart-ass people what say we come descended from monkeys |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:19 PM |
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Let me grab a pencil and paper and get that list... |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:28 PM |
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Well, if that's what their lawyer says happened... |
SidDithers |
May-25-10 03:29 PM |
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If an atheist commemorated the holidays by affixing Santa to a cross... |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:50 PM |
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Well, but see, that's different. Because we're mocking their faith. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:18 PM |
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Yeah, it's all in good fun until the majority gets offended. |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:48 PM |
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'I realize this place is eaten up with atheists with a victim complex' - Piss off. |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 03:59 PM |
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"That noose was just a JOKE! Lighten up!" |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:27 PM |
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Atheists with a victim complex? |
Dappleganger |
May-25-10 05:56 PM |
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YOU listen up. |
dgibby |
May-25-10 06:17 PM |
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They probably expected Ms Rodriguez to shrivel and die like the Wicked Witch of the West |
LeftinOH |
May-25-10 03:22 PM |
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Uhhhh... am I missing something? |
Zix |
May-25-10 03:32 PM |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
May-25-10 03:37 PM |
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Are you serious? |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:47 PM |
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Well, you've subtracted some information from the narrative, there. |
Zix |
May-25-10 03:53 PM |
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How about the bit where a Georgia school teacher dresses her kids up like the Klan... |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:55 PM |
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Jesus, that one's even MORE fucked up |
Zix |
May-25-10 04:15 PM |
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Parading Klan regalia in a public school in front of students in Georgia |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:17 PM |
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Yeah, it's okay, because it was a representation of the Klan. |
Zix |
May-25-10 04:22 PM |
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I have a problem with people dressing up like terrorists in public buildings |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:31 PM |
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No, thank you. |
Jamastiene |
May-25-10 06:54 PM |
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Hopefully, they got a little on themselves. n/t |
dchill |
May-25-10 03:51 PM |
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aka.. water. nt |
RedCappedBandit |
May-25-10 03:53 PM |
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Oh, the humanity |
Fla_Democrat |
May-25-10 03:55 PM |
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I think they should send them to a snake handling church, let's see how Christian they really are. |
Stevenmarc |
May-25-10 03:55 PM |
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They can earn their Darwin Awards there with snakes. |
Manifestor_of_Light |
May-25-10 08:58 PM |
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"It was a joke" = common bully excuse when caught. |
Odin2005 |
May-25-10 04:19 PM |
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worth a good laugh... nt |
greencharlie |
May-25-10 04:26 PM |
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South Florida makes the news again! |
Scurrilous |
May-25-10 04:38 PM |
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Whoa! |
yella_dawg |
May-25-10 05:01 PM |
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"Holy water"??? What makes it holy? |
Raine |
May-25-10 05:42 PM |
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I would file assualt charges against them both... |
and-justice-for-all |
May-25-10 05:58 PM |
#110 |
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Exactly! |
Swamp Rat |
May-25-10 06:31 PM |
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Were they performing an exorcism? |
Initech |
May-25-10 06:00 PM |
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Dupe |
Initech |
May-25-10 06:00 PM |
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Dupe |
Initech |
May-25-10 06:00 PM |
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It had to be a joke as protestants do not believe in holy water |
xsquid |
May-25-10 06:22 PM |
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A joke's humor depends on the attitude of the people "joking" and how the recepient takes it. |
BreweryYardRat |
May-25-10 06:30 PM |
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Holy water is literally full of shit. Google " +holy +water +contamination", and you'll see |
JBoy |
May-25-10 06:42 PM |
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Sickening. |
Jamastiene |
May-25-10 07:01 PM |
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Normally the person at the brunt of the joke is NOT in on the joke, |
xsquid |
May-26-10 08:28 AM |
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perfume is worse than holy water. |
yurbud |
May-26-10 12:30 AM |
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