Kalyke
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Tue May-25-10 02:47 PM
Response to Reply #23 |
| 46. MUCH better reaction!! |
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 That's what one should do if they feel they're being "messed with:" play along, point and laugh and don't let the "offender" think they scare you. Getting people fired for this is just dumb. Your idea would have made everyone involved THINK instead of jerking their knees out of joint. Brava. 
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| -Holy Water Allegedly Used On Atheist Teacher by two Christian teachers |
Bozita |
May-25-10 12:56 PM |
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I just wish christians would leave everybody else alone. |
sinkingfeeling |
May-25-10 12:58 PM |
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They never will until we all convert to their way of thinking. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 01:09 PM |
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Holy crap Jim Willis is freaking awesome. |
mrbarber |
May-25-10 05:27 PM |
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It's against their religion. |
Greyhound |
May-25-10 01:21 PM |
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And I wish DUers would stop kneejerking at anything that mentions the word "Christian" |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:39 PM |
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Passive-aggressive bullshit |
Dogtown |
May-25-10 03:02 PM |
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+ |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 03:33 PM |
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++ n/t |
arthritisR_US |
May-25-10 03:35 PM |
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What if a white teacher left a noose on those 2 teachers' desks? |
Seneca |
May-25-10 03:16 PM |
#54 |
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Oh well, if it was a joke, then that's okay |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:32 PM |
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you nailed it! TY :-) n/t |
arthritisR_US |
May-25-10 03:37 PM |
#62 |
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"LIGHTEN UP!!! It was a JOKE" |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 03:39 PM |
#64 |
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OK so if I go up to a black guy, call him all kinds of racist epithets and threaten to lynch him |
Taverner |
May-25-10 04:15 PM |
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I think you missed Bluebear's strongly implied smilie: |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:45 PM |
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Sorry - bad day - in addition to spilling good beer on the keyboard |
Taverner |
May-25-10 04:47 PM |
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Damn, talk about a waste of good holy water. |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:58 PM |
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Good health to you, friend :) |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 05:03 PM |
#103 |
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Good health is good |
Taverner |
May-25-10 05:54 PM |
#106 |
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I couldn't disagree with you more. |
Dappleganger |
May-25-10 04:17 PM |
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This non-believer says "thank you" to the Christian. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:19 PM |
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No problem. |
Dappleganger |
May-25-10 05:54 PM |
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YES!!! |
Taverner |
May-25-10 05:54 PM |
#108 |
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I grew up in the church. |
dgibby |
May-25-10 05:58 PM |
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This kind of joke does not belong in a classroom in front of students. |
Mojeoux |
May-25-10 04:22 PM |
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Right, because those Jews and Buddhists are always doing the same thing! |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:28 PM |
#94 |
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You must be kidding. |
donco6 |
May-25-10 06:45 PM |
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Sue, Hell! I'd simply file assault charges against the two of the, (NT) |
Tesha |
May-25-10 07:56 PM |
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Oh, for Fuck's Sake. |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 11:43 PM |
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I know! |
Taverner |
May-25-10 04:13 PM |
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. |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:00 PM |
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Really? I'm surprised to find you thinking this is not much of anything. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 01:12 PM |
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Yeah, even if it was just perfume and a joke...they did it in front of children... |
joeybee12 |
May-25-10 01:14 PM |
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When your Union Steward tries to baptize you, it's a big deal. n/t |
msanthrope |
May-25-10 01:31 PM |
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. |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:39 PM |
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At the very least, the "idiots" should be unemployed for this. |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:31 PM |
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. |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:36 PM |
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No it's not...the lawyer for the two "Christians" says it was a perfume bottle... |
joeybee12 |
May-25-10 01:40 PM |
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" It's all hearsay." --what else would it be? Do you have any experience being a religious minority |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:50 PM |
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And all she said was that she is an atheist |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:16 PM |
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dupe, delete. nt |
onehandle |
May-25-10 01:00 PM |
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Wouldn't that be considered assault? n/t |
Cleita |
May-25-10 01:08 PM |
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"Miss Robinson obtained a little bottle with some perfume in it in jest" |
walldude |
May-25-10 01:08 PM |
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Seems to me as though it's the atheist who have no sense of humor. |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:44 PM |
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Maybe the atheist teacher DOES have a sense of humor... |
joeybee12 |
May-25-10 03:49 PM |
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Nothing funny about being in the minority being mocked by those in the majority. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:12 PM |
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Agreed. |
Jamastiene |
May-25-10 06:43 PM |
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What makes you think it was a joke? |
walldude |
May-26-10 12:20 AM |
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The comment section is rife with ignorance. |
Solly Mack |
May-25-10 01:13 PM |
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I especially enjoyed the one that claimed that the teacher was afraid |
Arkansas Granny |
May-25-10 01:19 PM |
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She should wear this at school |
DJ13 |
May-25-10 01:13 PM |
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So the magical potion didn't work? |
Better Believe It |
May-25-10 01:16 PM |
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WHAT??? You don't believe in holy water? |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:36 PM |
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Only if David Copperfield used it. He knows magic! |
Better Believe It |
May-25-10 02:18 PM |
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More discussion/responses at this earlier thread |
Obamanaut |
May-25-10 01:16 PM |
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Sounds like the Christian teachers have enough sense to lie about it. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 01:19 PM |
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Lying is such a great Christian value! ;-) |
Cybergata |
May-25-10 01:39 PM |
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Lying is biblical. Consider "Whatever you ask in my name, that I |
Obamanaut |
May-25-10 01:48 PM |
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lying is biblical? that`s an interesting assumption. |
madrchsod |
May-25-10 01:58 PM |
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It isn't an assumption. I gave two examples where it says if you do thing A, |
Obamanaut |
May-25-10 03:09 PM |
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Lying is such a great Christian value! ;-) |
Cybergata |
May-25-10 01:39 PM |
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Indeed. The whoppers that Abraham told are legendary. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 08:03 PM |
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...or visiting a grave site. |
LanternWaste |
May-25-10 01:43 PM |
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What is the connection between visiting a grave site and believing in holy water? |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 01:51 PM |
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other... |
LanternWaste |
May-25-10 03:12 PM |
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They clearly are not similar in any respect. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 06:38 PM |
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So if they really thought it would work... |
krispos42 |
May-25-10 01:20 PM |
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One of the teachers is the Union Steward, the other, a preacher's wife, |
msanthrope |
May-25-10 01:30 PM |
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Afterwards, the Atheist teacher waved a Dinosaur bone at them, and the fundies' heads exploded. nt |
Warren DeMontague |
May-25-10 01:32 PM |
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I would've screamed "It burns! It Buuuurnnnnssss!!!!" |
JNelson6563 |
May-25-10 01:38 PM |
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MUCH better reaction!! |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:47 PM |
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Of course. This is what all minorities should do. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:23 PM |
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I had a priest splatter me with an extra dose once |
KonaKane |
May-25-10 01:40 PM |
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Huh? Isn't holy water a Catholic thing? |
KamaAina |
May-25-10 01:41 PM |
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i never had holy water when i attended the methodist church.... |
madrchsod |
May-25-10 01:57 PM |
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Yes. It becomes "holy" when a witch doctor says some words over it. |
TexasObserver |
May-25-10 02:12 PM |
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Protestants don't even believe that the wine actually turns into Christ's blood |
FarCenter |
May-25-10 02:16 PM |
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Proving IT WAS A JOKE! |
Kalyke |
May-25-10 02:48 PM |
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So, what groups are ok to mock? |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:15 PM |
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Those OTHER guys, of course. |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:47 PM |
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And she screamed, "I'm melting, melting!" |
MineralMan |
May-25-10 01:49 PM |
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holy water?where do they sell that? |
madrchsod |
May-25-10 01:55 PM |
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I'd like the distributorship for that business |
Canuckistanian |
May-25-10 02:33 PM |
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Fuck those two teachers |
Seneca |
May-25-10 02:14 PM |
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The whole religion is based on outrageous lies |
upi402 |
May-25-10 02:22 PM |
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They forgot to say "The Power of Christ Compels You"? |
charlesg |
May-25-10 03:05 PM |
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I wish people would stop forcing their beliefs on others. |
Tailormyst |
May-25-10 03:08 PM |
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Jeebus, did you thin skinned people even read the article? |
KonaKane |
May-25-10 03:09 PM |
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bullies frequently say "we were just kidding" when caught doing something |
Scout |
May-25-10 03:17 PM |
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It is wrong for the non-religious to not appreciate being mocked. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:17 PM |
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Pollacks, wetbacks, and those smart-ass people what say we come descended from monkeys |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:19 PM |
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Let me grab a pencil and paper and get that list... |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:28 PM |
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Well, if that's what their lawyer says happened... |
SidDithers |
May-25-10 03:29 PM |
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If an atheist commemorated the holidays by affixing Santa to a cross... |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:50 PM |
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Well, but see, that's different. Because we're mocking their faith. |
Kerrytravelers |
May-25-10 04:18 PM |
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Yeah, it's all in good fun until the majority gets offended. |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:48 PM |
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'I realize this place is eaten up with atheists with a victim complex' - Piss off. |
Bluebear |
May-25-10 03:59 PM |
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"That noose was just a JOKE! Lighten up!" |
Ignis |
May-25-10 04:27 PM |
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Atheists with a victim complex? |
Dappleganger |
May-25-10 05:56 PM |
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YOU listen up. |
dgibby |
May-25-10 06:17 PM |
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They probably expected Ms Rodriguez to shrivel and die like the Wicked Witch of the West |
LeftinOH |
May-25-10 03:22 PM |
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Uhhhh... am I missing something? |
Zix |
May-25-10 03:32 PM |
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Deleted sub-thread |
Name removed |
May-25-10 03:37 PM |
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Are you serious? |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:47 PM |
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Well, you've subtracted some information from the narrative, there. |
Zix |
May-25-10 03:53 PM |
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How about the bit where a Georgia school teacher dresses her kids up like the Klan... |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 03:55 PM |
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Jesus, that one's even MORE fucked up |
Zix |
May-25-10 04:15 PM |
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Parading Klan regalia in a public school in front of students in Georgia |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:17 PM |
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Yeah, it's okay, because it was a representation of the Klan. |
Zix |
May-25-10 04:22 PM |
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I have a problem with people dressing up like terrorists in public buildings |
Junkie Brewster |
May-25-10 04:31 PM |
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No, thank you. |
Jamastiene |
May-25-10 06:54 PM |
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Hopefully, they got a little on themselves. n/t |
dchill |
May-25-10 03:51 PM |
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aka.. water. nt |
RedCappedBandit |
May-25-10 03:53 PM |
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Oh, the humanity |
Fla_Democrat |
May-25-10 03:55 PM |
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I think they should send them to a snake handling church, let's see how Christian they really are. |
Stevenmarc |
May-25-10 03:55 PM |
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They can earn their Darwin Awards there with snakes. |
Manifestor_of_Light |
May-25-10 08:58 PM |
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"It was a joke" = common bully excuse when caught. |
Odin2005 |
May-25-10 04:19 PM |
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worth a good laugh... nt |
greencharlie |
May-25-10 04:26 PM |
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South Florida makes the news again! |
Scurrilous |
May-25-10 04:38 PM |
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Whoa! |
yella_dawg |
May-25-10 05:01 PM |
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"Holy water"??? What makes it holy? |
Raine |
May-25-10 05:42 PM |
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I would file assualt charges against them both... |
and-justice-for-all |
May-25-10 05:58 PM |
#110 |
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Exactly! |
Swamp Rat |
May-25-10 06:31 PM |
#118 |
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Were they performing an exorcism? |
Initech |
May-25-10 06:00 PM |
#112 |
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Dupe |
Initech |
May-25-10 06:00 PM |
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Dupe |
Initech |
May-25-10 06:00 PM |
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It had to be a joke as protestants do not believe in holy water |
xsquid |
May-25-10 06:22 PM |
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A joke's humor depends on the attitude of the people "joking" and how the recepient takes it. |
BreweryYardRat |
May-25-10 06:30 PM |
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Holy water is literally full of shit. Google " +holy +water +contamination", and you'll see |
JBoy |
May-25-10 06:42 PM |
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Sickening. |
Jamastiene |
May-25-10 07:01 PM |
#124 |
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Normally the person at the brunt of the joke is NOT in on the joke, |
xsquid |
May-26-10 08:28 AM |
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perfume is worse than holy water. |
yurbud |
May-26-10 12:30 AM |
#130 |
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