Reply #65: Meanwhile, bestiality is legal in Florida, unless it's with porcupines. But...

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...all nuisances that tend to annoy the community, injure the health of the citizens in general, or corrupt the public morals are misdemeanors of the second degree.

Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington State, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

3 states had laws against zoosexuality that were declared unconstitutional by state courts and subsequently removed: Arkansas, Montana and North Carolina.

Some more examples how America is a "FREE country"...

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

In Rockville, Virginia, persons may not swear while on the highway.

In Mississippi one may be fined up to $100 for using “profane language” in public places and private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service.

In Arizona it's illegal to own 2 dildos & it's a class 2 misdemeanor if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation” .

In Idaho a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

In Ohio women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

All sex toys are banned in Georgia.

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Kansas and Utah.

ETA In my world, the purposeful misuse of punctuation and non-use of capitalization is a premeditated crime against grammar.