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111. Tampay-yay your Vajay-jay!
Seriously, why don't they hire me to write ads...
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  -Tampon-makers can't mention the V-word. Period. TalkingDog  Mar-18-10 07:43 AM   #0 
  - welcome to the USA! where no one has genitals.  Mari333   Mar-18-10 07:47 AM   #1 
  - well, in ads anyway.  cali   Mar-18-10 07:50 AM   #2 
  - hahahaha.yes. or in my art class  Mari333   Mar-18-10 07:53 AM   #9 
  - whoa. where the heck do you live? Oklahoma?  cali   Mar-18-10 07:54 AM   #11 
  - michigan. same thing in some areas..hahahaha  Mari333   Mar-18-10 07:55 AM   #15 
  - I stood next to a young woman at her first year of college  TalkingDog   Mar-18-10 08:01 AM   #19 
  - omg lol that's funny.  Whisp   Mar-19-10 10:27 AM   #123 
  - Or on dolls or Superheros  TalkingDog   Mar-18-10 07:55 AM   #14 
     - barbie has no vagina, nor does GI Joe have a penis!  Mari333   Mar-18-10 07:59 AM   #17 
  - Except when they want to legislate what you do with them.  hobbit709   Mar-18-10 07:51 AM   #3 
  - But lots and LOTS of breasts in cling wrap. Everywhere. nt  Captain Hilts   Mar-18-10 07:51 AM   #5 
  - except in america's funniest home videos  unblock   Mar-18-10 12:02 PM   #74 
  - I Believe I've Found The Culprits...  WillyT   Mar-18-10 08:41 PM   #108 
  - My kids got in trouble at school for saying penis.  Bettie   Mar-19-10 08:13 AM   #117 
     - What about hoo-ha?  Confusious   Mar-19-10 10:15 AM   #122 
  - VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA  RainDog   Mar-18-10 07:51 AM   #4 
  - Are you sure?  Cassandra   Mar-18-10 07:52 AM   #8 
  - I'll sell my soul to you for a mere million  RainDog   Mar-18-10 08:01 AM   #20 
  - LMAO!  leftofcool   Mar-18-10 08:45 AM   #34 
  - But I can hear their laughter from down there in the nether regions.  peekaloo   Mar-18-10 08:02 AM   #21 
  - You said "nether regions"  Hekate   Mar-18-10 02:25 PM   #78 
     - and "down there"  peekaloo   Mar-19-10 07:48 AM   #113 
  - Once again, I find a post about "VAGINA"...  Dr. Strange   Mar-18-10 08:26 PM   #104 
     - lol. what can I say? guys can love their sex machines...  RainDog   Mar-18-10 08:35 PM   #107 
        - If you need a pet name for it...  Dr. Strange   Mar-18-10 08:46 PM   #109 
           - um, no. my vagina is not a chuggo.  RainDog   Mar-18-10 08:51 PM   #112 
  - Vajayjay?  PVnRT   Mar-18-10 07:52 AM   #6 
  - I really don't like that word.  blueamy66   Mar-18-10 08:58 AM   #40 
  - It reminds me too much of a good friend's name: Vijaya  Lorien   Mar-18-10 12:01 PM   #73 
  - Meh. Part of growing up is learning that the world is not all about what you like or dislike. n/t.  apocalypsehow   Mar-18-10 04:13 PM   #90 
  - Only if you get it vagazzled  jmowreader   Mar-18-10 06:36 PM   #97 
     - Wha?  rcrush   Mar-18-10 08:28 PM   #105 
  - Yup because I want to hear a graphic description of  whistler162   Mar-18-10 07:52 AM   #7 
  - well AFTER menopause, you can use them for THIS!!  Mari333   Mar-18-10 07:54 AM   #12 
  - After I hit the meno, I burned my last tampon as a votif candle  leftofcool   Mar-18-10 08:47 AM   #35 
     - woot!!!  Mari333   Mar-18-10 08:49 AM   #37 
     - OMG! Me too!  leftofcool   Mar-18-10 08:49 AM   #38 
     - kick  ensho   Mar-18-10 10:25 AM   #53 
  - I don't want to hear about pontoons while eating in front of the TV. The ads about boy parts  Captain Hilts   Mar-18-10 07:55 AM   #13 
  - I would rather hear about vaginas and tampons whilst perusing the tube  Mari333   Mar-18-10 07:57 AM   #16 
     - I think the toe fungus monsters are cute!  Captain Hilts   Mar-18-10 08:04 AM   #22 
     - The nurses at the local clinic have Digger toys on their desks.  peekaloo   Mar-18-10 08:31 AM   #32 
     - and famous too.. one became sec of state  SoCalDem   Mar-18-10 02:39 PM   #82 
        - Okay, I laughed. nt  Captain Hilts   Mar-18-10 04:07 PM   #85 
        - FUNNY! DUzy! n/t  PCIntern   Mar-19-10 03:27 PM   #124 
     - +1 I just about gag every time a Mucinex commercial comes on.  TalkingDog   Mar-18-10 08:11 AM   #28 
        - I'm still traumatized  pipi_k   Mar-18-10 09:32 AM   #45 
        - Ha...That's pretty much how I feel about it....n/t  TalkingDog   Mar-18-10 10:00 AM   #50 
        - Okay, I don't see a lot of TV, so I don't know what that is....but just the name...  Captain Hilts   Mar-18-10 04:09 PM   #86 
  - Sadly, you would be shocked at what men and women don't know about their bodies.  TalkingDog   Mar-18-10 08:05 AM   #23 
  - That was funny  customerserviceguy   Mar-18-10 07:53 AM   #10 
  - Well, there's the C-word and the T-word and of course the P-word..  Fumesucker   Mar-18-10 08:01 AM   #18 
  - You forgot the S word  dipsydoodle   Mar-18-10 08:06 AM   #25 
  - But you can say "erection" as much as you want, particularly four hour erections.  GodlessBiker   Mar-18-10 08:06 AM   #24 
  - That's a bit stiff  dipsydoodle   Mar-18-10 08:07 AM   #26 
  - aren't you being hard on the advertisers?  RainDog   Mar-18-10 08:11 AM   #29 
  - What a bunch of pussies....  shotten99   Mar-18-10 08:10 AM   #27 
  - Exactly  Supersedeas   Mar-18-10 04:48 PM   #91 
  - .  salguine   Mar-18-10 08:13 AM   #30 
  - And presumably  dipsydoodle   Mar-18-10 08:28 AM   #31 
  - The Mooncup product mentioned there was quite interesting.  rurallib   Mar-18-10 08:45 AM   #33 
  - I have one of those.....sort of  leftofcool   Mar-18-10 08:48 AM   #36 
  - I have seen those on the internet also.  rurallib   Mar-18-10 08:55 AM   #39 
     - I have actually seen women in discussion forums express revulsion at the idea of using a cup  Berry Cool   Mar-18-10 09:14 AM   #42 
        - Crazy, isn't it?  emmadoggy   Mar-18-10 07:51 PM   #102 
  - I posted a thread in GD about Mooncups here on DU. It was promptly shuttled to the Health Forum.  KittyWampus   Mar-18-10 09:35 AM   #46 
  - There are similar products here in the US. They work quite well, are economical  Lorien   Mar-18-10 11:59 AM   #72 
     - I got mine from Drugstore.com, but there are actually getting to be a lot  emmadoggy   Mar-18-10 07:48 PM   #101 
  - I have a Diva Cup  emmadoggy   Mar-18-10 07:43 PM   #100 
  - I like that ad. It makes fun of all the other ads, with women dancing around  Berry Cool   Mar-18-10 09:08 AM   #41 
  - It's not so hard  guitar man   Mar-18-10 09:28 AM   #43 
  - well, lets just thank the goddess that no one douches with Lysol anymore  Mari333   Mar-18-10 09:31 AM   #44 
  - Jeez, everything someone posts that ad, I understand why guys cradle their crotch  KittyWampus   Mar-18-10 09:37 AM   #47 
  - Ah, the fifties.  Nye Bevan   Mar-18-10 02:16 PM   #76 
  - Isn't it strange that advertisers cannot name the body parts, but sitcoms can?  Arkansas Granny   Mar-18-10 09:40 AM   #48 
  - What a great commercial...  DainBramaged   Mar-18-10 09:44 AM   #49 
  - No fucking on American TeeVee  Mopar151   Mar-18-10 02:32 PM   #79 
  - Likewise they don't mention the P word in all those erectile disfuction ads  marshall   Mar-18-10 10:12 AM   #51 
  - Whenever I see those ridiculous  mstinamotorcity   Mar-18-10 10:18 AM   #52 
  - No kidding!!! What real world woman in her right mind  pipi_k   Mar-18-10 10:30 AM   #54 
  - That was great!  Matariki   Mar-18-10 10:42 AM   #55 
  - Perhaps they'll do ads like this...  cascadiance   Mar-18-10 10:50 AM   #56 
  - *sigh* Again...Women  Texasgal   Mar-18-10 10:55 AM   #57 
  - Really?  southpaw   Mar-18-10 11:13 AM   #58 
  - Vagina is not a medical term. Neither is the word eye or breast.  dustbunnie   Mar-18-10 11:18 AM   #59 
  - Well let's see..  Texasgal   Mar-18-10 11:24 AM   #60 
  - We don't use the word penis either.  dustbunnie   Mar-18-10 11:29 AM   #63 
     - Your choice.  Texasgal   Mar-18-10 11:34 AM   #64 
  - And there is some of the abysmal ignorance I was just discussing upthread  TalkingDog   Mar-18-10 08:14 PM   #103 
     - Vaginal cancer is a medical condition. The vagina is a part of the anatomy.  dustbunnie   Mar-19-10 09:07 AM   #120 
  - This is not a sexist policy,  Nye Bevan   Mar-18-10 02:14 PM   #75 
  - I'm guessing Viagra can't mention the P word either. What word does Vagisil use?  Maru Kitteh   Mar-18-10 11:25 AM   #61 
  - Astonishingly dumb. 21st century & still can't say VAGINA. No wonder this country sucks like it does  Echo In Light   Mar-18-10 11:27 AM   #62 
  - Viagra good. Vagina bad.  Bluebear   Mar-18-10 11:36 AM   #65 
  - Maude Lebowski: The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.  tridim   Mar-18-10 11:42 AM   #66 
  - I like this one:  Contrary1   Mar-18-10 11:45 AM   #67 
  - That's funny. On the other hand my best male friend admitted that he used to masturbate --  dustbunnie   Mar-18-10 11:47 AM   #69 
  - You mean...BAJINGO?  Arkana   Mar-18-10 11:45 AM   #68 
  - Lol! Great ad!  Lorien   Mar-18-10 11:51 AM   #70 
  - Nor do we hear the words penis or anus on the TV...  progressoid   Mar-18-10 11:55 AM   #71 
  - 'Even when the company substituted "down there" for vagina, 2 of the networks still wouldn't run ad"  Bluebear   Mar-18-10 02:18 PM   #77 
  - When was the last time a TV ad replaced testicles and penis with "down there"?  dustbunnie   Mar-18-10 04:13 PM   #89 
     - Well, they sure say "ERECTION" over and over on the air  Bluebear   Mar-18-10 05:21 PM   #93 
        - Heh, heh, yes they do. But that's always during the dreaded side effects portion of the ad.  dustbunnie   Mar-18-10 05:53 PM   #96 
  - I don't know about anyone else, but I hear it all the time  pipi_k   Mar-19-10 09:06 AM   #119 
  - But we can see commercials about bears and toilet paper, how the softness doesn't hurt their asses.  Liberal_in_LA   Mar-18-10 02:34 PM   #80 
  - And now the secret is out...  pipi_k   Mar-18-10 05:52 PM   #95 
     - A bear and a rabbit were shitting in the woods  jmowreader   Mar-20-10 11:35 AM   #125 
  - Vanity?  Touchdown   Mar-18-10 02:37 PM   #81 
  - this is like 1 millionth on my list of pressing issues.  Hannah Bell   Mar-18-10 02:41 PM   #83 
  - And yet the boner pill adds can talking about 4hr hard-ons all they want  Odin2005   Mar-18-10 03:04 PM   #84 
  - Agree. I don't want to hear about that. nt  Captain Hilts   Mar-18-10 04:09 PM   #87 
  - But Viagra, Extens, Trojan  upi402   Mar-18-10 04:12 PM   #88 
  - Yes, we have no vaginas  shockra   Mar-18-10 05:09 PM   #92 
  - Use of the word vagina causes ad revenues to drop.  BlueIris   Mar-18-10 05:39 PM   #94 
  - look at the number of recommendations on each comment  nickinSTL   Mar-18-10 06:48 PM   #98 
  - I think they need to do another ad...  anigbrowl   Mar-18-10 07:08 PM   #99 
  - I think I learned more than I wanted to learn in this thread.  rcrush   Mar-18-10 08:30 PM   #106 
  - If you are a guy you can never know to much about women's bodies  TalkingDog   Mar-19-10 08:19 AM   #118 
  - Puritanism  Jkid   Mar-18-10 08:47 PM   #110 
  - Aqua Teen Hunger Force did an episode with "FU"s  TalkingDog   Mar-19-10 08:12 AM   #116 
  - Tampay-yay your Vajay-jay!  Taverner   Mar-18-10 08:48 PM   #111 
  - I was hoping that the Google ad at the end would be for tampons  Sabriel   Mar-19-10 08:03 AM   #114 
  - My license plate is 3-VAG-8 something something...  MindPilot   Mar-19-10 08:09 AM   #115 
  - Lots of cable FAKEality shows....  ThatsMyBarack   Mar-19-10 09:20 AM   #121 
 

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