| 120. Ah ha! You are now admitting |
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that YOU are the cause of Global Warming! I bet you are a Liberal to boot!
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| -My house is on fire! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:08 PM |
#0 |
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Well, you're wise to stay the course, |
dist22dem |
Apr-23-07 04:10 PM |
#1 |
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If the captain of the Titanic would have changed course, there wouldn't |
B Calm |
Apr-23-07 04:27 PM |
#24 |
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If Custer had faltered in his faith, he'd be on Mt. Rushmore. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:29 PM |
#26 |
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"Custer had it coming" |
Canuckistanian |
Apr-23-07 06:02 PM |
#131 |
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George supports stayin' the corpse |
SoCalDem |
Apr-23-07 04:49 PM |
#61 |
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Stay the curse, I won't give the flames a timetable to withdraw! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:51 PM |
#63 |
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I got marshmallows |
Syncronaut Seven |
Apr-23-07 04:10 PM |
#2 |
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HURRY! Bring weenies too! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:25 PM |
#22 |
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Here ya go! |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 05:17 PM |
#100 |
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Not Vienna Sausage cocktail weenies! I need the ones that puff up! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:19 PM |
#102 |
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Hey - you go to the fire with the weenies you've got, not the weenies you want. |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 05:24 PM |
#107 |
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I need a weenie the size of Dick cheney! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:32 PM |
#111 |
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Sorry, mate - I just checked and all the Cheney-sized weenies |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 05:35 PM |
#114 |
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Just my luck. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:36 PM |
#116 |
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All the Cheeny Weenies are holed up in the OVP |
BushDespiser12 |
Apr-23-07 05:35 PM |
#115 |
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Big Dick says, |
Tinksrival |
Apr-23-07 09:42 PM |
#179 |
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Now there's a hunka hunka burnin' love! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:43 PM |
#180 |
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That's his wallet and keys |
Spiffarino |
Apr-24-07 01:41 AM |
#190 |
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Nah....it's a potato. That's why the folks in Idaho adora-ho him. |
loudsue |
Apr-24-07 02:44 AM |
#191 |
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Having seen your testimony, I can honestly say my confidence in your judgment |
BurtWorm |
Apr-23-07 04:11 PM |
#3 |
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With these flames licking at me, I do not recall my testimony. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:27 PM |
#25 |
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That's the spirit! |
AX10 |
Apr-23-07 04:11 PM |
#4 |
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What a typical liberal! |
Maine-i-acs |
Apr-23-07 04:12 PM |
#5 |
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My house is the central front in the war on Firemen! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:29 PM |
#28 |
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Stop emboldening the flames |
Oreo |
Apr-23-07 04:13 PM |
#6 |
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These flames want to kill me! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:33 PM |
#31 |
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Nah, that's just their way of welcoming you as a liberator. n/t |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 05:00 PM |
#73 |
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haha |
The_Warmth |
Apr-23-07 05:47 PM |
#124 |
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try to keep it under control until the new owner moves in. |
GreatCaesarsGhost |
Apr-23-07 04:14 PM |
#7 |
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Things are getting better! Oops--no, much worse now. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:33 PM |
#32 |
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have you tried Blackwater? |
GreatCaesarsGhost |
Apr-23-07 04:59 PM |
#70 |
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Are you playing your fiddle? - n/t |
Jim__ |
Apr-23-07 04:14 PM |
#8 |
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That's what started it, friction. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:53 PM |
#64 |
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Why aren't you telling us all the GOOD things happening at your house? |
Bluebear |
Apr-23-07 04:14 PM |
#9 |
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Well there's a much better view with the south wall gone, |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:56 PM |
#66 |
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"I said what I meant and I meant what I said...." |
Fridays Child |
Apr-23-07 04:15 PM |
#10 |
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Horton lays an egg. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:16 PM |
#12 |
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How about... |
Fridays Child |
Apr-23-07 04:23 PM |
#19 |
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Well, maybe we could get you a purple heart... |
KansDem |
Apr-23-07 04:15 PM |
#11 |
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Purple hearts are for pansies & Nam Vets, I have a mission to accomplish! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:12 PM |
#88 |
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Why do you hate charcoal? |
IDemo |
Apr-23-07 04:16 PM |
#13 |
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You are the "decider" just like Bush. |
shaniqua6392 |
Apr-23-07 04:16 PM |
#14 |
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Pour some gasoline on those flames! A 'surge' in the fire is a noble cause. |
sinkingfeeling |
Apr-23-07 04:17 PM |
#15 |
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I can't find those fire extinguishers of mass extinguishment! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:14 PM |
#91 |
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Have you put out a no-bid contract for reconstruction, yet? |
John Q. Citizen |
Apr-23-07 04:20 PM |
#16 |
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I'm on hold with haliburton.... |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:21 PM |
#17 |
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if you were to withdraw common sense would be the victor, you can't let that happen. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Apr-23-07 04:22 PM |
#18 |
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I don't make decisions based on polls. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:24 PM |
#20 |
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well you're The Decider after all. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Apr-23-07 04:25 PM |
#21 |
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Tell em' I died standin' pat! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:26 PM |
#23 |
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Polls can just go poof! |
BushDespiser12 |
Apr-23-07 05:17 PM |
#99 |
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Don't cut & run! |
BlooInBloo |
Apr-23-07 04:29 PM |
#27 |
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I will NEVER wave the white flag of surrender! OW! OW! AAAAHHH!!!111 |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:31 PM |
#29 |
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See that French guy over there? The one alive & without scars? HE cut & ran! Don't be French! |
BlooInBloo |
Apr-23-07 04:34 PM |
#34 |
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Even though I am to fry, I'll NEVER go french |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:35 PM |
#37 |
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It's an existential fry! The single most important fry of our time! |
BlooInBloo |
Apr-23-07 04:39 PM |
#47 |
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An existential fry? |
otherlander |
Apr-23-07 05:04 PM |
#75 |
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And he's enjoying himself, eating freedom fries! |
Bluebear |
Apr-23-07 04:35 PM |
#38 |
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I'm toast, but at least not french toast. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:37 PM |
#42 |
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dammit - u beat me to it - hrmph |
BlooInBloo |
Apr-23-07 04:38 PM |
#44 |
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Guess what he had for breakfast! |
BlooInBloo |
Apr-23-07 04:37 PM |
#43 |
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Maybe you could build a wall around it? |
SaveOurDemocracy |
Apr-23-07 04:33 PM |
#30 |
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... |
Bluebear |
Apr-23-07 04:34 PM |
#33 |
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No Illegal Mexican Firefighters! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:35 PM |
#36 |
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I don't recall....is your house on fire? |
ourbluenation |
Apr-23-07 04:34 PM |
#35 |
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I've told you 74 times already! YES!!!!!111 |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:36 PM |
#40 |
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I'm sorry, I just don't recall. |
ourbluenation |
Apr-23-07 06:30 PM |
#143 |
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Da Roof Da Roof Da Roof is on Fire.. |
Donnachaidh |
Apr-23-07 04:36 PM |
#39 |
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LOL :) nt |
Rosemary2205 |
Apr-23-07 04:40 PM |
#51 |
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Can we expect your brother to be the next resident? |
DKRC |
Apr-23-07 04:36 PM |
#41 |
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Not after I've reduced the place to smoking cinders |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:40 PM |
#50 |
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Don't mean to cut into your brush clearing, but could you tell me - |
DKRC |
Apr-23-07 04:43 PM |
#55 |
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Not sure, but I'd imagine |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 06:05 PM |
#133 |
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And you can tell it from the Katherine Harris ringtone, how??? |
DKRC |
Apr-23-07 06:23 PM |
#137 |
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Haha...good question. |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 06:34 PM |
#144 |
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Hey! I figured it out! |
DKRC |
Apr-23-07 08:41 PM |
#160 |
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LOL! |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 10:18 PM |
#183 |
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I'm standing inside the house and there are parts that I can safely walk through |
Nickster |
Apr-23-07 04:38 PM |
#45 |
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We need to sacrifice kids, cats, and dogs for freedom, because it isn't free. |
IronLionZion |
Apr-23-07 04:38 PM |
#46 |
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As long as they're somebody else's kids, cats, and dogs. n/t |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 10:40 PM |
#186 |
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Good call! |
Juniperx |
Apr-23-07 04:39 PM |
#48 |
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It's Clinton's fault! |
11 Bravo |
Apr-23-07 04:40 PM |
#49 |
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That bastard! |
Juniperx |
Apr-23-07 04:42 PM |
#54 |
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Why do you hate your house! n/t |
Henryman |
Apr-23-07 04:40 PM |
#52 |
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I say it's time for a surge! That's the ticket! |
Juniperx |
Apr-23-07 04:41 PM |
#53 |
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We have resolved that you MUST get the kids, dogs, and cats out ... |
SaveOurDemocracy |
Apr-23-07 04:44 PM |
#56 |
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Barbara Bush recommends you head right out to the nearest Superdome |
riderinthestorm |
Apr-23-07 04:44 PM |
#57 |
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Sounds like you have a good attitude Philosoraptor, tell the fire to bring it on! |
Uncle Joe |
Apr-23-07 04:44 PM |
#58 |
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Be sure to blame it on your neighbor. He warned you not to play |
Old and In the Way |
Apr-23-07 04:45 PM |
#59 |
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You are wrong - according to Westboro Baptist, it is the GAYS fault |
mtnester |
Apr-23-07 04:57 PM |
#67 |
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I should've never bought sex from & meth for that male hooker.. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:59 PM |
#71 |
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It's okay, though |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 06:29 PM |
#141 |
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Isn't Burning Down the House #6 on the Gay Agenda?!? |
DKRC |
Apr-23-07 07:13 PM |
#159 |
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Invite your parents over, immediately. You're gonna need a surge. |
Worst Username Ever |
Apr-23-07 04:48 PM |
#60 |
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Dad will just go all weepy & mom just creeps me out. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 04:50 PM |
#62 |
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Nah -- Mom will tell the firemen she's had *enough* of them |
Donnachaidh |
Apr-23-07 04:55 PM |
#65 |
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Remember, if you leave now, all those burns will have been for nothing. |
impeachdubya |
Apr-23-07 04:58 PM |
#68 |
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And my cats will have fried in vain. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:00 PM |
#72 |
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And that's where your analogy breaks down, friend. |
impeachdubya |
Apr-23-07 05:17 PM |
#98 |
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Quick! Somebody dial 9-11!!!!111 |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:18 PM |
#101 |
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Heckuva job, Philosoraptor |
Wickerman |
Apr-23-07 04:58 PM |
#69 |
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If I don't stay put, the flames will just follow me to my next home. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:03 PM |
#74 |
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Can't Karen Hughes put a positive face on the fire? |
Bluebear |
Apr-23-07 05:14 PM |
#92 |
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Can anyone put one on her! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:15 PM |
#94 |
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We tried! |
Tinksrival |
Apr-23-07 09:55 PM |
#181 |
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What you really need right now is a fire czar. n/t |
whereismyparty |
Apr-23-07 05:04 PM |
#76 |
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7 have turned down the job, & now my dogs are hot dogs. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:05 PM |
#78 |
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The problem is in the job title. |
whereismyparty |
Apr-23-07 05:09 PM |
#85 |
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If I could only reach that cool, cool Green Zone! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:10 PM |
#86 |
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Clearly the Iranians are fueling this fire. n/t |
whereismyparty |
Apr-23-07 05:13 PM |
#90 |
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They supplied the arsonists! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:16 PM |
#95 |
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This is an emergency does anyone have some Grey Poupon!? |
Uncle Joe |
Apr-23-07 05:11 PM |
#87 |
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But of course........ |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:12 PM |
#89 |
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LOLOL ... oops ... how despicable!! |
SaveOurDemocracy |
Apr-23-07 05:16 PM |
#97 |
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Good on you, Philosoraptor. |
verse18 |
Apr-23-07 05:04 PM |
#77 |
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you are my HERO! Burning there so I don't have to burn here. |
redwitch |
Apr-23-07 05:05 PM |
#79 |
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Thanks, I'll keep you posted through this bull horn. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:06 PM |
#80 |
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But, what does Chris Matthews have to say about house fires? |
Major Hogwash |
Apr-23-07 05:06 PM |
#81 |
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I'll probably get royally flamed for this but... |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:07 PM |
#83 |
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The most important issue is how much Philosoraptor paid for his haircut! |
riderinthestorm |
Apr-23-07 05:16 PM |
# |
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delete, dupe. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:21 PM |
# |
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I have a wet string haircut. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:21 PM |
#104 |
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OMG ... I could practically hear him saying the words! |
SaveOurDemocracy |
Apr-23-07 05:20 PM |
#103 |
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i've just Gotta LOL that! |
La_Fourmi_Rouge |
Apr-23-07 05:28 PM |
#110 |
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What a gas |
Pastiche423 |
Apr-23-07 05:07 PM |
#82 |
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I should've had better body armor I guess. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:08 PM |
#84 |
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How dare the Liberals do that! |
Pastiche423 |
Apr-23-07 05:23 PM |
#106 |
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The global warming is engulfing my entire veranda! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:25 PM |
#108 |
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Ah ha! You are now admitting |
Pastiche423 |
Apr-23-07 05:40 PM |
#120 |
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Better to fight the fire |
symbolman |
Apr-23-07 05:14 PM |
#93 |
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I see you are making progress -- give it some more time |
BushDespiser12 |
Apr-23-07 05:16 PM |
#96 |
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My extremities are pretty much burned off but I won't accept defeat. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:23 PM |
#105 |
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We can help you after you've finished the job... I support you. |
BushDespiser12 |
Apr-23-07 05:27 PM |
#109 |
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!!!!!! I'M GONNA GET MY GUN 111 |
La_Fourmi_Rouge |
Apr-23-07 05:32 PM |
#112 |
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I hope it's a 9 millimeter Water Pistol with an extended clip! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:34 PM |
#113 |
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Damn librul media not reporting all the good you are experiencing... |
BushDespiser12 |
Apr-23-07 05:37 PM |
#117 |
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At least little girls can go to school now & see me die in the flames. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:38 PM |
#118 |
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umm... I can't do that... |
La_Fourmi_Rouge |
Apr-23-07 05:40 PM |
#119 |
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Why aren't you asking for money to redecorate? n/t |
rucky |
Apr-23-07 05:42 PM |
#121 |
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Any ORIENTAL RUGS for sale??????? |
Bluebear |
Apr-23-07 05:45 PM |
#122 |
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One slightly seared Persian, make me an offer, quick! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:47 PM |
#123 |
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Damn! My Glock 9 is pretty much USELESS on these flames! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:50 PM |
#125 |
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As long as the flames aren't "firing" back... |
rocknation |
Apr-23-07 09:34 PM |
#174 |
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S-s-s-mokin! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:36 PM |
#176 |
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CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD! Oh fuck, they're otherwise occupied! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:54 PM |
#126 |
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If I leave now, it will descend into charcoal briquette chaos! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:56 PM |
#127 |
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no worries |
leftofthedial |
Apr-23-07 05:57 PM |
#128 |
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Stop-Drop-and Let's Roll!!!!111 |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 05:57 PM |
#129 |
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It's so freakin' hot in here! I wish I was absent without leave! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:00 PM |
#130 |
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Good news! I've got the flames on the run! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:03 PM |
#132 |
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If only my daughters had been volunteer firemen! (or firewomen) |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:05 PM |
#134 |
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So, why do you hate freedom so much? |
Nimrod2005 |
Apr-23-07 06:05 PM |
#135 |
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william kristol just minced by & peed on my leg! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:22 PM |
#136 |
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Your house is turning a corner! |
Beelzebud |
Apr-23-07 06:25 PM |
#138 |
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I'm a lot safer, but not yet safe! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:27 PM |
#140 |
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If only I hadn't ignored condi's warnings about flames determined to strike! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:26 PM |
#139 |
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Here! Let me |
laylah |
Apr-23-07 06:29 PM |
#142 |
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Burn your neighbor's house so yours won't have burned in vain |
Solly Mack |
Apr-23-07 06:38 PM |
#145 |
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The whole hood is glowing embers now but do I give a flyin' fuck? Fuck no! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:40 PM |
#146 |
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You're the decider |
Solly Mack |
Apr-23-07 06:42 PM |
#148 |
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Like Phoenix, Arizona, I will arise from the ashes & fly again! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:42 PM |
#147 |
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FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! n/t |
slowry |
Apr-23-07 06:43 PM |
#149 |
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Now I can't escape what with the 3000 plus dead firemen blocking the door! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:44 PM |
#150 |
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Oh, I mean, it's, not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that? |
UpInArms |
Apr-23-07 06:49 PM |
#151 |
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Where's hurricane Katrina when I really need her! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:51 PM |
#152 |
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The president stood on the burning roof, his feet were full of blisters... |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:52 PM |
#153 |
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Flaming terrorists burned down my whole house...with BOXCUTTERS yet! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:55 PM |
#154 |
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I would say this is working out (dirty chuckle) VERY WELL for you. nt |
Bluebear |
Apr-23-07 06:56 PM |
#155 |
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If only alberto gonzales would waterboard me! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 06:57 PM |
#156 |
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If only fireman mark foley were here to blow it out! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 07:00 PM |
#157 |
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That would only work |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 10:30 PM |
#184 |
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I think you should be impeached. |
Jack Rabbit |
Apr-23-07 07:01 PM |
#158 |
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I hear that McCain is waiting to tour the smoldering rubble of your house |
DearAbby |
Apr-23-07 09:12 PM |
#161 |
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Of course he'll be surrounded by firemen and a fly by water drop. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:19 PM |
#165 |
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Dont forget the layers of flame retardant vests |
DearAbby |
Apr-23-07 09:35 PM |
#175 |
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2 gay firemen just tried to save me but I turned them away! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:13 PM |
#162 |
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Good thing.. After they saved you they would had probably raped you |
B Calm |
Apr-23-07 09:16 PM |
#163 |
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Whew-gosh! Is it hot in here or is it just me? |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:18 PM |
#164 |
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Probably vibes from those FLAMING homosexual firemen got you a little hot.. |
B Calm |
Apr-23-07 09:22 PM |
#167 |
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DAMN! I guess rehab didn't take, oh well, I'm doomed either way. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:26 PM |
#168 |
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The GOP firemen visited here & said everything's ducky, the bastards. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:21 PM |
#166 |
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Sounds like you turned the corner. |
uppityperson |
Apr-23-07 09:28 PM |
#169 |
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If only my house was closer to reagan's grave! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:29 PM |
#170 |
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Be careful not to 'botch' a joke... |
YvonneCa |
Apr-23-07 10:12 PM |
#182 |
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True Story -> |
IndyOp |
Apr-23-07 09:30 PM |
#171 |
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We didn't start the fire. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:32 PM |
#173 |
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Damn this is one long ass burning fire! Seems like it's been years. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:31 PM |
#172 |
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Just know that we all support you |
jgraz |
Apr-23-07 09:38 PM |
#177 |
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Thanks loads, it's really the least you could do. |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-23-07 09:39 PM |
#178 |
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Make sure it's fireproof! n/t |
Cabcere |
Apr-23-07 10:34 PM |
#185 |
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send the cats in to piss on it |
GTRMAN |
Apr-23-07 10:53 PM |
#187 |
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It's Clintons's fault. n/t |
trashcanistanista |
Apr-23-07 11:00 PM |
#188 |
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. |
omega minimo |
Apr-24-07 12:08 AM |
#189 |
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Philosoraptor |
Apr-24-07 04:14 AM |
#192 |
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Lilith Velkor |
Apr-24-07 07:05 AM |
#193 |
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A TRUE AMERICAN!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!! |
ALiberalSailor |
Apr-24-07 07:10 AM |
#194 |
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I try to be Asbestos I can be... |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-24-07 09:03 AM |
#195 |
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Precipitous withdrawal from the fire is not a plan to put it out! |
Philosoraptor |
Apr-24-07 01:07 PM |
#196 |
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Its the fault of those liberals that you started the fire in the first place. |
neuvocat |
Apr-24-07 04:08 PM |
#197 |