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99. Polls can just go poof!
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  -My house is on fire! Philosoraptor  Apr-23-07 04:08 PM   #0 
  - Well, you're wise to stay the course,  dist22dem   Apr-23-07 04:10 PM   #1 
  - If the captain of the Titanic would have changed course, there wouldn't  B Calm   Apr-23-07 04:27 PM   #24 
  - If Custer had faltered in his faith, he'd be on Mt. Rushmore.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:29 PM   #26 
     - "Custer had it coming"  Canuckistanian   Apr-23-07 06:02 PM   #131 
  - George supports stayin' the corpse  SoCalDem   Apr-23-07 04:49 PM   #61 
     - Stay the curse, I won't give the flames a timetable to withdraw!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:51 PM   #63 
  - I got marshmallows  Syncronaut Seven   Apr-23-07 04:10 PM   #2 
  - HURRY! Bring weenies too!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:25 PM   #22 
     - Here ya go!  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 05:17 PM   #100 
        - Not Vienna Sausage cocktail weenies! I need the ones that puff up!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:19 PM   #102 
           - Hey - you go to the fire with the weenies you've got, not the weenies you want.  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 05:24 PM   #107 
              - I need a weenie the size of Dick cheney!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:32 PM   #111 
                 - Sorry, mate - I just checked and all the Cheney-sized weenies  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 05:35 PM   #114 
                 - Just my luck.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:36 PM   #116 
                 - All the Cheeny Weenies are holed up in the OVP  BushDespiser12   Apr-23-07 05:35 PM   #115 
                 - Big Dick says,  Tinksrival   Apr-23-07 09:42 PM   #179 
                    - Now there's a hunka hunka burnin' love!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:43 PM   #180 
                    - That's his wallet and keys  Spiffarino   Apr-24-07 01:41 AM   #190 
                       - Nah....it's a potato. That's why the folks in Idaho adora-ho him.  loudsue   Apr-24-07 02:44 AM   #191 
  - Having seen your testimony, I can honestly say my confidence in your judgment  BurtWorm   Apr-23-07 04:11 PM   #3 
  - With these flames licking at me, I do not recall my testimony.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:27 PM   #25 
  - That's the spirit!  AX10   Apr-23-07 04:11 PM   #4 
  - What a typical liberal!  Maine-i-acs   Apr-23-07 04:12 PM   #5 
  - My house is the central front in the war on Firemen!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:29 PM   #28 
  - Stop emboldening the flames  Oreo   Apr-23-07 04:13 PM   #6 
  - These flames want to kill me!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:33 PM   #31 
  - Nah, that's just their way of welcoming you as a liberator. n/t  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 05:00 PM   #73 
  - haha  The_Warmth   Apr-23-07 05:47 PM   #124 
  - try to keep it under control until the new owner moves in.  GreatCaesarsGhost   Apr-23-07 04:14 PM   #7 
  - Things are getting better! Oops--no, much worse now.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:33 PM   #32 
     - have you tried Blackwater?  GreatCaesarsGhost   Apr-23-07 04:59 PM   #70 
  - Are you playing your fiddle? - n/t  Jim__   Apr-23-07 04:14 PM   #8 
  - That's what started it, friction.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:53 PM   #64 
  - Why aren't you telling us all the GOOD things happening at your house?  Bluebear   Apr-23-07 04:14 PM   #9 
  - Well there's a much better view with the south wall gone,  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:56 PM   #66 
  - "I said what I meant and I meant what I said...."  Fridays Child   Apr-23-07 04:15 PM   #10 
  - Horton lays an egg.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:16 PM   #12 
     - How about...  Fridays Child   Apr-23-07 04:23 PM   #19 
  - Well, maybe we could get you a purple heart...  KansDem   Apr-23-07 04:15 PM   #11 
  - Purple hearts are for pansies & Nam Vets, I have a mission to accomplish!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:12 PM   #88 
  - Why do you hate charcoal?  IDemo   Apr-23-07 04:16 PM   #13 
  - You are the "decider" just like Bush.  shaniqua6392   Apr-23-07 04:16 PM   #14 
  - Pour some gasoline on those flames! A 'surge' in the fire is a noble cause.  sinkingfeeling   Apr-23-07 04:17 PM   #15 
  - I can't find those fire extinguishers of mass extinguishment!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:14 PM   #91 
  - Have you put out a no-bid contract for reconstruction, yet?  John Q. Citizen   Apr-23-07 04:20 PM   #16 
  - I'm on hold with haliburton....  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:21 PM   #17 
  - if you were to withdraw common sense would be the victor, you can't let that happen.  chimpsrsmarter   Apr-23-07 04:22 PM   #18 
  - I don't make decisions based on polls.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:24 PM   #20 
     - well you're The Decider after all.  chimpsrsmarter   Apr-23-07 04:25 PM   #21 
     - Tell em' I died standin' pat!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:26 PM   #23 
     - Polls can just go poof!  BushDespiser12   Apr-23-07 05:17 PM   #99 
  - Don't cut & run!  BlooInBloo   Apr-23-07 04:29 PM   #27 
  - I will NEVER wave the white flag of surrender! OW! OW! AAAAHHH!!!111  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:31 PM   #29 
     - See that French guy over there? The one alive & without scars? HE cut & ran! Don't be French!  BlooInBloo   Apr-23-07 04:34 PM   #34 
        - Even though I am to fry, I'll NEVER go french  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:35 PM   #37 
        - It's an existential fry! The single most important fry of our time!  BlooInBloo   Apr-23-07 04:39 PM   #47 
           - An existential fry?  otherlander   Apr-23-07 05:04 PM   #75 
        - And he's enjoying himself, eating freedom fries!  Bluebear   Apr-23-07 04:35 PM   #38 
           - I'm toast, but at least not french toast.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:37 PM   #42 
           - dammit - u beat me to it - hrmph  BlooInBloo   Apr-23-07 04:38 PM   #44 
           - Guess what he had for breakfast!  BlooInBloo   Apr-23-07 04:37 PM   #43 
  - Maybe you could build a wall around it?  SaveOurDemocracy   Apr-23-07 04:33 PM   #30 
  - ...  Bluebear   Apr-23-07 04:34 PM   #33 
  - No Illegal Mexican Firefighters!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:35 PM   #36 
  - I don't recall....is your house on fire?  ourbluenation   Apr-23-07 04:34 PM   #35 
  - I've told you 74 times already! YES!!!!!111  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:36 PM   #40 
     - I'm sorry, I just don't recall.  ourbluenation   Apr-23-07 06:30 PM   #143 
  - Da Roof Da Roof Da Roof is on Fire..  Donnachaidh   Apr-23-07 04:36 PM   #39 
  - LOL :) nt  Rosemary2205   Apr-23-07 04:40 PM   #51 
  - Can we expect your brother to be the next resident?  DKRC   Apr-23-07 04:36 PM   #41 
  - Not after I've reduced the place to smoking cinders  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:40 PM   #50 
     - Don't mean to cut into your brush clearing, but could you tell me -  DKRC   Apr-23-07 04:43 PM   #55 
        - Not sure, but I'd imagine  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 06:05 PM   #133 
           - And you can tell it from the Katherine Harris ringtone, how???  DKRC   Apr-23-07 06:23 PM   #137 
              - Haha...good question.  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 06:34 PM   #144 
                 - Hey! I figured it out!  DKRC   Apr-23-07 08:41 PM   #160 
                    - LOL!  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 10:18 PM   #183 
  - I'm standing inside the house and there are parts that I can safely walk through  Nickster   Apr-23-07 04:38 PM   #45 
  - We need to sacrifice kids, cats, and dogs for freedom, because it isn't free.  IronLionZion   Apr-23-07 04:38 PM   #46 
  - As long as they're somebody else's kids, cats, and dogs. n/t  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 10:40 PM   #186 
  - Good call!  Juniperx   Apr-23-07 04:39 PM   #48 
  - It's Clinton's fault!  11 Bravo   Apr-23-07 04:40 PM   #49 
  - That bastard!  Juniperx   Apr-23-07 04:42 PM   #54 
  - Why do you hate your house! n/t  Henryman   Apr-23-07 04:40 PM   #52 
  - I say it's time for a surge! That's the ticket!  Juniperx   Apr-23-07 04:41 PM   #53 
  - We have resolved that you MUST get the kids, dogs, and cats out ...  SaveOurDemocracy   Apr-23-07 04:44 PM   #56 
  - Barbara Bush recommends you head right out to the nearest Superdome  riderinthestorm   Apr-23-07 04:44 PM   #57 
  - Sounds like you have a good attitude Philosoraptor, tell the fire to bring it on!  Uncle Joe   Apr-23-07 04:44 PM   #58 
  - Be sure to blame it on your neighbor. He warned you not to play  Old and In the Way   Apr-23-07 04:45 PM   #59 
  - You are wrong - according to Westboro Baptist, it is the GAYS fault  mtnester   Apr-23-07 04:57 PM   #67 
     - I should've never bought sex from & meth for that male hooker..  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:59 PM   #71 
     - It's okay, though  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 06:29 PM   #141 
     - Isn't Burning Down the House #6 on the Gay Agenda?!?  DKRC   Apr-23-07 07:13 PM   #159 
  - Invite your parents over, immediately. You're gonna need a surge.  Worst Username Ever   Apr-23-07 04:48 PM   #60 
  - Dad will just go all weepy & mom just creeps me out.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 04:50 PM   #62 
     - Nah -- Mom will tell the firemen she's had *enough* of them  Donnachaidh   Apr-23-07 04:55 PM   #65 
  - Remember, if you leave now, all those burns will have been for nothing.  impeachdubya   Apr-23-07 04:58 PM   #68 
  - And my cats will have fried in vain.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:00 PM   #72 
     - And that's where your analogy breaks down, friend.  impeachdubya   Apr-23-07 05:17 PM   #98 
        - Quick! Somebody dial 9-11!!!!111  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:18 PM   #101 
  - Heckuva job, Philosoraptor  Wickerman   Apr-23-07 04:58 PM   #69 
  - If I don't stay put, the flames will just follow me to my next home.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:03 PM   #74 
  - Can't Karen Hughes put a positive face on the fire?  Bluebear   Apr-23-07 05:14 PM   #92 
     - Can anyone put one on her!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:15 PM   #94 
        - We tried!  Tinksrival   Apr-23-07 09:55 PM   #181 
  - What you really need right now is a fire czar. n/t  whereismyparty   Apr-23-07 05:04 PM   #76 
  - 7 have turned down the job, & now my dogs are hot dogs.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:05 PM   #78 
     - The problem is in the job title.  whereismyparty   Apr-23-07 05:09 PM   #85 
     - If I could only reach that cool, cool Green Zone!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:10 PM   #86 
        - Clearly the Iranians are fueling this fire. n/t  whereismyparty   Apr-23-07 05:13 PM   #90 
           - They supplied the arsonists!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:16 PM   #95 
     - This is an emergency does anyone have some Grey Poupon!?  Uncle Joe   Apr-23-07 05:11 PM   #87 
        - But of course........  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:12 PM   #89 
        - LOLOL ... oops ... how despicable!!  SaveOurDemocracy   Apr-23-07 05:16 PM   #97 
  - Good on you, Philosoraptor.  verse18   Apr-23-07 05:04 PM   #77 
  - you are my HERO! Burning there so I don't have to burn here.  redwitch   Apr-23-07 05:05 PM   #79 
  - Thanks, I'll keep you posted through this bull horn.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:06 PM   #80 
  - But, what does Chris Matthews have to say about house fires?  Major Hogwash   Apr-23-07 05:06 PM   #81 
  - I'll probably get royally flamed for this but...  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:07 PM   #83 
  - The most important issue is how much Philosoraptor paid for his haircut!  riderinthestorm   Apr-23-07 05:16 PM   # 
  - delete, dupe.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:21 PM   # 
  - I have a wet string haircut.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:21 PM   #104 
  - OMG ... I could practically hear him saying the words!  SaveOurDemocracy   Apr-23-07 05:20 PM   #103 
  - i've just Gotta LOL that!  La_Fourmi_Rouge   Apr-23-07 05:28 PM   #110 
  - What a gas  Pastiche423   Apr-23-07 05:07 PM   #82 
  - I should've had better body armor I guess.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:08 PM   #84 
     - How dare the Liberals do that!  Pastiche423   Apr-23-07 05:23 PM   #106 
        - The global warming is engulfing my entire veranda!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:25 PM   #108 
           - Ah ha! You are now admitting  Pastiche423   Apr-23-07 05:40 PM   #120 
  - Better to fight the fire  symbolman   Apr-23-07 05:14 PM   #93 
  - I see you are making progress -- give it some more time  BushDespiser12   Apr-23-07 05:16 PM   #96 
  - My extremities are pretty much burned off but I won't accept defeat.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:23 PM   #105 
     - We can help you after you've finished the job... I support you.  BushDespiser12   Apr-23-07 05:27 PM   #109 
  - !!!!!! I'M GONNA GET MY GUN 111  La_Fourmi_Rouge   Apr-23-07 05:32 PM   #112 
  - I hope it's a 9 millimeter Water Pistol with an extended clip!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:34 PM   #113 
     - Damn librul media not reporting all the good you are experiencing...  BushDespiser12   Apr-23-07 05:37 PM   #117 
     - At least little girls can go to school now & see me die in the flames.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:38 PM   #118 
     - umm... I can't do that...  La_Fourmi_Rouge   Apr-23-07 05:40 PM   #119 
  - Why aren't you asking for money to redecorate? n/t  rucky   Apr-23-07 05:42 PM   #121 
  - Any ORIENTAL RUGS for sale???????  Bluebear   Apr-23-07 05:45 PM   #122 
  - One slightly seared Persian, make me an offer, quick!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:47 PM   #123 
  - Damn! My Glock 9 is pretty much USELESS on these flames!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:50 PM   #125 
  - As long as the flames aren't "firing" back...  rocknation   Apr-23-07 09:34 PM   #174 
     - S-s-s-mokin!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:36 PM   #176 
  - CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD! Oh fuck, they're otherwise occupied!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:54 PM   #126 
  - If I leave now, it will descend into charcoal briquette chaos!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:56 PM   #127 
  - no worries  leftofthedial   Apr-23-07 05:57 PM   #128 
  - Stop-Drop-and Let's Roll!!!!111  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 05:57 PM   #129 
  - It's so freakin' hot in here! I wish I was absent without leave!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:00 PM   #130 
  - Good news! I've got the flames on the run!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:03 PM   #132 
  - If only my daughters had been volunteer firemen! (or firewomen)  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:05 PM   #134 
  - So, why do you hate freedom so much?  Nimrod2005   Apr-23-07 06:05 PM   #135 
  - william kristol just minced by & peed on my leg!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:22 PM   #136 
  - Your house is turning a corner!  Beelzebud   Apr-23-07 06:25 PM   #138 
  - I'm a lot safer, but not yet safe!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:27 PM   #140 
  - If only I hadn't ignored condi's warnings about flames determined to strike!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:26 PM   #139 
  - Here! Let me  laylah   Apr-23-07 06:29 PM   #142 
  - Burn your neighbor's house so yours won't have burned in vain  Solly Mack   Apr-23-07 06:38 PM   #145 
  - The whole hood is glowing embers now but do I give a flyin' fuck? Fuck no!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:40 PM   #146 
     - You're the decider  Solly Mack   Apr-23-07 06:42 PM   #148 
  - Like Phoenix, Arizona, I will arise from the ashes & fly again!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:42 PM   #147 
  - FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! n/t  slowry   Apr-23-07 06:43 PM   #149 
  - Now I can't escape what with the 3000 plus dead firemen blocking the door!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:44 PM   #150 
  - Oh, I mean, it's, not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?  UpInArms   Apr-23-07 06:49 PM   #151 
  - Where's hurricane Katrina when I really need her!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:51 PM   #152 
  - The president stood on the burning roof, his feet were full of blisters...  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:52 PM   #153 
  - Flaming terrorists burned down my whole house...with BOXCUTTERS yet!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:55 PM   #154 
  - I would say this is working out (dirty chuckle) VERY WELL for you. nt  Bluebear   Apr-23-07 06:56 PM   #155 
  - If only alberto gonzales would waterboard me!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 06:57 PM   #156 
  - If only fireman mark foley were here to blow it out!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 07:00 PM   #157 
  - That would only work  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 10:30 PM   #184 
  - I think you should be impeached.  Jack Rabbit   Apr-23-07 07:01 PM   #158 
  - I hear that McCain is waiting to tour the smoldering rubble of your house  DearAbby   Apr-23-07 09:12 PM   #161 
  - Of course he'll be surrounded by firemen and a fly by water drop.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:19 PM   #165 
     - Dont forget the layers of flame retardant vests  DearAbby   Apr-23-07 09:35 PM   #175 
  - 2 gay firemen just tried to save me but I turned them away!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:13 PM   #162 
  - Good thing.. After they saved you they would had probably raped you  B Calm   Apr-23-07 09:16 PM   #163 
     - Whew-gosh! Is it hot in here or is it just me?  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:18 PM   #164 
        - Probably vibes from those FLAMING homosexual firemen got you a little hot..  B Calm   Apr-23-07 09:22 PM   #167 
           - DAMN! I guess rehab didn't take, oh well, I'm doomed either way.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:26 PM   #168 
  - The GOP firemen visited here & said everything's ducky, the bastards.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:21 PM   #166 
  - Sounds like you turned the corner.  uppityperson   Apr-23-07 09:28 PM   #169 
  - If only my house was closer to reagan's grave!  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:29 PM   #170 
     - Be careful not to 'botch' a joke...  YvonneCa   Apr-23-07 10:12 PM   #182 
  - True Story ->  IndyOp   Apr-23-07 09:30 PM   #171 
  - We didn't start the fire.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:32 PM   #173 
  - Damn this is one long ass burning fire! Seems like it's been years.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:31 PM   #172 
  - Just know that we all support you  jgraz   Apr-23-07 09:38 PM   #177 
  - Thanks loads, it's really the least you could do.  Philosoraptor   Apr-23-07 09:39 PM   #178 
  - Make sure it's fireproof! n/t  Cabcere   Apr-23-07 10:34 PM   #185 
  - send the cats in to piss on it  GTRMAN   Apr-23-07 10:53 PM   #187 
  - It's Clintons's fault. n/t  trashcanistanista   Apr-23-07 11:00 PM   #188 
  - .  omega minimo   Apr-24-07 12:08 AM   #189 
  - ..  Philosoraptor   Apr-24-07 04:14 AM   #192 
     - ...  Lilith Velkor   Apr-24-07 07:05 AM   #193 
  - A TRUE AMERICAN!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!!  ALiberalSailor   Apr-24-07 07:10 AM   #194 
  - I try to be Asbestos I can be...  Philosoraptor   Apr-24-07 09:03 AM   #195 
  - Precipitous withdrawal from the fire is not a plan to put it out!  Philosoraptor   Apr-24-07 01:07 PM   #196 
     - Its the fault of those liberals that you started the fire in the first place.  neuvocat   Apr-24-07 04:08 PM   #197 
 

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