tuckessee
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Sun Nov-29-09 12:16 AM
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| 83. If your scenario played out and I was on the jury..... |
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...I'd fine you 50 bucks for treating the texter with kid gloves.
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| -So, if you crash into me because you're texting while driving |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:33 PM |
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How will you know |
Texasgal |
Nov-28-09 04:35 PM |
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Why? Do you text while you drive? |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:39 PM |
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Ummm...no. |
Texasgal |
Nov-28-09 04:41 PM |
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Well, there you go |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:43 PM |
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How would you know that ANY driver was texting? |
pnwmom |
Nov-28-09 04:45 PM |
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Variables, variables... |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:46 PM |
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Oh, I dunno - I see them all the time. |
enlightenment |
Nov-28-09 04:49 PM |
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I agree. No one should be texting while driving. It's way too distracting. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-28-09 04:52 PM |
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Yep, I see them all the time too.. |
left coaster |
Nov-28-09 05:12 PM |
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And it's even illegal here |
SoCalNative |
Nov-28-09 05:44 PM |
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Maybe because he's peering into every car to see what people are doing |
marshall |
Nov-29-09 09:30 AM |
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If I run over you |
itsrobert |
Nov-28-09 04:37 PM |
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I'm just curious here.. |
left coaster |
Nov-28-09 05:15 PM |
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Texting while driving is stupid. Agreed. But one variable - that person just may be able to kick |
20score |
Nov-28-09 04:38 PM |
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We'll deal with that when we get to it |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:39 PM |
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What if that guy from Ninja Assassin is texting and hits your car? |
rcrush |
Nov-28-09 04:47 PM |
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Well then I guess I'm in deep shit |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:47 PM |
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I was going to ask, what if it's Superman... |
pipi_k |
Nov-28-09 05:03 PM |
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Doubtful |
Cirque du So-What |
Nov-28-09 04:40 PM |
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And then you'll go to jail and nothing good will come of the |
blueamy66 |
Nov-28-09 04:43 PM |
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I already considered this in the OP |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:44 PM |
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that whole jury nullification thing is a myth, you know |
pitohui |
Nov-28-09 06:24 PM |
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What are |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 06:45 PM |
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Okay, but you're still gonna have to spend at least one |
blueamy66 |
Nov-28-09 06:26 PM |
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he may beat the rap but he won't beat the ride |
pitohui |
Nov-28-09 06:29 PM |
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Meh |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 06:44 PM |
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Okay, you win. |
blueamy66 |
Nov-29-09 09:01 AM |
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I don't text. Never have. But now I'm going to move to Chicago and start. |
A HERETIC I AM |
Nov-28-09 04:44 PM |
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You actually looked up my profile before responding? |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:45 PM |
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Sure. |
A HERETIC I AM |
Nov-28-09 04:46 PM |
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The what now? |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:47 PM |
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OMG ROTFL |
FarLeftFist |
Nov-28-09 04:45 PM |
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LOL. Internet tough-guys crack me up. |
Hassin Bin Sober |
Nov-28-09 04:46 PM |
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Oy vey |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:46 PM |
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Oi To The World! |
HuckleB |
Nov-28-09 10:01 PM |
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I've been rear-ended twice by men talking on cell phones. |
pnwmom |
Nov-28-09 04:48 PM |
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You're a good person |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:48 PM |
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So how do you tell if someone is texting when they hit you? |
rcrush |
Nov-28-09 04:48 PM |
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Fuckin Tiger Woods golf clubs! |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:49 PM |
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If someone is rich enough to text a lot... |
greennina |
Nov-28-09 04:49 PM |
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Because real estate people are stupid |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:49 PM |
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I text for about $50/month... that makes me rich? |
WorseBeforeBetter |
Nov-28-09 06:36 PM |
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Oh you just pressed the button |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 06:47 PM |
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One has to be rich to text a lot? |
MercutioATC |
Nov-28-09 11:11 PM |
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DU bylaw: if you don't do something that a lot of other people enjoy |
Dreamer Tatum |
Nov-29-09 12:46 AM |
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Don't rain on my parade! |
MercutioATC |
Nov-29-09 01:22 AM |
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"rich enough to text a lot"...what does that mean? |
rd_kent |
Nov-29-09 09:42 AM |
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Texting is cheap. |
Codeine |
Nov-29-09 07:22 PM |
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I do understand your frustration. I just don't go along with your particular |
pnwmom |
Nov-28-09 04:54 PM |
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Well, pretty obviously |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 04:56 PM |
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I thought so -- but the problem with a joke like that is you have to have seen |
pnwmom |
Nov-28-09 08:37 PM |
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You will, at least, |
polmaven |
Nov-28-09 04:58 PM |
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Oh, I'll wait for the police post-asskicking |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 05:00 PM |
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I'm reading this thread on my Blackberry while driving. Does that count? |
Buzz Clik |
Nov-28-09 05:02 PM |
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Your ass is about to get kicked! |
Kaleva |
Nov-28-09 05:10 PM |
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Since I'm currently sitting in my house |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 05:22 PM |
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Solving problems with violence? |
proud2BlibKansan |
Nov-28-09 05:05 PM |
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Eventually, you will decide to change your strategy on this issue... |
Fridays Child |
Nov-28-09 05:34 PM |
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I wouldn't call it fleeing |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 06:21 PM |
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What about those engaging in a certain sex act while driving? |
Kaleva |
Nov-28-09 05:39 PM |
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Getting a blow job while driving AND texting? |
uppityperson |
Nov-28-09 05:58 PM |
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Agreed |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 06:20 PM |
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Blow jobs okay. Texting bad. I'm cool with that. |
Kaleva |
Nov-28-09 07:13 PM |
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Big talk that means nothing. |
TexasObserver |
Nov-28-09 05:46 PM |
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there was an article in the NY Times recently........ |
tulsakatz |
Nov-28-09 06:08 PM |
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isn't life in prison in uk about 8 years? |
pitohui |
Nov-28-09 06:27 PM |
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I am with you there |
Skittles |
Nov-28-09 06:21 PM |
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WTF |
taterguy |
Nov-28-09 06:32 PM |
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yes INDEED! |
Skittles |
Nov-29-09 05:22 PM |
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I would take pictures, say nothing. But no beatings. |
Deja Q |
Nov-28-09 06:50 PM |
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I will take pictures of you crawling on the ground in pain |
itsrobert |
Nov-28-09 08:25 PM |
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Oh you are just so cool |
Binka |
Nov-28-09 09:05 PM |
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He's gonna show ME! |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 10:01 PM |
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Gahahaha |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 09:59 PM |
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Well that certainly should solve the problem. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-28-09 08:51 PM |
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You're the best! |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 09:57 PM |
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Tell me something I don't already know. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-29-09 05:46 PM |
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Can't wait. |
Iggo |
Nov-28-09 08:53 PM |
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Good luck with that. n/t |
flvegan |
Nov-28-09 08:55 PM |
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Why thank you |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 09:58 PM |
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You live in the USA. |
HuckleB |
Nov-28-09 10:00 PM |
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Bluster. n/t |
Lex |
Nov-28-09 10:01 PM |
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Fluster. n/t |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 10:01 PM |
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That too. nt |
Lex |
Nov-28-09 10:04 PM |
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And you. nt |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 10:05 PM |
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LOL. Pathetic. nt |
Lex |
Nov-28-09 10:06 PM |
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Oooo |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 10:07 PM |
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:o) |
HughMoran |
Nov-28-09 10:09 PM |
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I am, of course, joking |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-28-09 10:20 PM |
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I'm scared. |
yodoobo |
Nov-28-09 11:55 PM |
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Why, do you text while you drive? |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-29-09 12:22 AM |
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I just started today |
yodoobo |
Nov-29-09 03:30 PM |
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Sounds like a great way to kill people too |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-29-09 07:17 PM |
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makes me want to seek you out, crash into you, and then pretend to be texting as you hop out... |
1 |
Nov-29-09 12:04 AM |
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Sounds like a party |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-29-09 12:27 AM |
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If your scenario played out and I was on the jury..... |
tuckessee |
Nov-29-09 12:16 AM |
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I do not talk on cell phones while driving either. NEVER. |
Manifestor_of_Light |
Nov-29-09 05:31 AM |
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Oh No. Internet ninja is going to come after me! |
Taitertots |
Nov-29-09 07:29 AM |
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Thanks for the advice, Scooter |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-29-09 09:13 AM |
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You sound like you need it |
Taitertots |
Nov-29-09 10:09 AM |
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Ay yay yay |
alcibiades_mystery |
Nov-29-09 10:53 AM |
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and if you kick my ass for crashing into you while texting while driving... |
dysfunctional press |
Nov-29-09 03:31 PM |
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If you crash into me while texting, you can bet on... |
roamer65 |
Nov-29-09 05:26 PM |
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