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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-28-09 04:37 PM
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2. If I run over you
I'll remember to put the truck and reverse afterwards.
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  -So, if you crash into me because you're texting while driving alcibiades_mystery  Nov-28-09 04:33 PM   #0 
  - How will you know  Texasgal   Nov-28-09 04:35 PM   #1 
  - Why? Do you text while you drive?  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:39 PM   #5 
     - Ummm...no.  Texasgal   Nov-28-09 04:41 PM   #7 
        - Well, there you go  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:43 PM   #9 
           - How would you know that ANY driver was texting?  pnwmom   Nov-28-09 04:45 PM   #14 
              - Variables, variables...  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:46 PM   #18 
              - Oh, I dunno - I see them all the time.  enlightenment   Nov-28-09 04:49 PM   #27 
              - I agree. No one should be texting while driving. It's way too distracting. n/t  pnwmom   Nov-28-09 04:52 PM   #28 
              - Yep, I see them all the time too..  left coaster   Nov-28-09 05:12 PM   #37 
                 - And it's even illegal here  SoCalNative   Nov-28-09 05:44 PM   #42 
              - Maybe because he's peering into every car to see what people are doing  marshall   Nov-29-09 09:30 AM   #92 
  - If I run over you  itsrobert   Nov-28-09 04:37 PM   #2 
  - I'm just curious here..  left coaster   Nov-28-09 05:15 PM   #38 
  - Texting while driving is stupid. Agreed. But one variable - that person just may be able to kick  20score   Nov-28-09 04:38 PM   #3 
  - We'll deal with that when we get to it  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:39 PM   #4 
  - What if that guy from Ninja Assassin is texting and hits your car?  rcrush   Nov-28-09 04:47 PM   # 
     - Well then I guess I'm in deep shit  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:47 PM   #20 
     - I was going to ask, what if it's Superman...  pipi_k   Nov-28-09 05:03 PM   #34 
  - Doubtful  Cirque du So-What   Nov-28-09 04:40 PM   #6 
  - And then you'll go to jail and nothing good will come of the  blueamy66   Nov-28-09 04:43 PM   #8 
  - I already considered this in the OP  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:44 PM   #10 
     - that whole jury nullification thing is a myth, you know  pitohui   Nov-28-09 06:24 PM   #49 
     - What are  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 06:45 PM   #56 
     - Okay, but you're still gonna have to spend at least one  blueamy66   Nov-28-09 06:26 PM   #50 
        - he may beat the rap but he won't beat the ride  pitohui   Nov-28-09 06:29 PM   #52 
        - Meh  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 06:44 PM   #55 
           - Okay, you win.  blueamy66   Nov-29-09 09:01 AM   #90 
  - I don't text. Never have. But now I'm going to move to Chicago and start.  A HERETIC I AM   Nov-28-09 04:44 PM   #11 
  - You actually looked up my profile before responding?  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:45 PM   #12 
     - Sure.  A HERETIC I AM   Nov-28-09 04:46 PM   #17 
        - The what now?  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:47 PM   #19 
  - OMG ROTFL  FarLeftFist   Nov-28-09 04:45 PM   #13 
  - LOL. Internet tough-guys crack me up.  Hassin Bin Sober   Nov-28-09 04:46 PM   #15 
  - Oy vey  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:46 PM   #16 
     - Oi To The World!  HuckleB   Nov-28-09 10:01 PM   #72 
  - I've been rear-ended twice by men talking on cell phones.  pnwmom   Nov-28-09 04:48 PM   #21 
  - You're a good person  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:48 PM   #22 
  - So how do you tell if someone is texting when they hit you?  rcrush   Nov-28-09 04:48 PM   #23 
  - Fuckin Tiger Woods golf clubs!  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:49 PM   #25 
  - If someone is rich enough to text a lot...  greennina   Nov-28-09 04:49 PM   #24 
  - Because real estate people are stupid  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:49 PM   #26 
  - I text for about $50/month... that makes me rich?  WorseBeforeBetter   Nov-28-09 06:36 PM   #54 
  - Oh you just pressed the button  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 06:47 PM   #57 
  - One has to be rich to text a lot?  MercutioATC   Nov-28-09 11:11 PM   #80 
  - DU bylaw: if you don't do something that a lot of other people enjoy  Dreamer Tatum   Nov-29-09 12:46 AM   #86 
     - Don't rain on my parade!  MercutioATC   Nov-29-09 01:22 AM   #87 
  - "rich enough to text a lot"...what does that mean?  rd_kent   Nov-29-09 09:42 AM   #93 
  - Texting is cheap.  Codeine   Nov-29-09 07:22 PM   #102 
  - I do understand your frustration. I just don't go along with your particular  pnwmom   Nov-28-09 04:54 PM   #29 
  - Well, pretty obviously  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 04:56 PM   #30 
     - I thought so -- but the problem with a joke like that is you have to have seen  pnwmom   Nov-28-09 08:37 PM   #61 
  - You will, at least,  polmaven   Nov-28-09 04:58 PM   #31 
  - Oh, I'll wait for the police post-asskicking  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 05:00 PM   #32 
  - I'm reading this thread on my Blackberry while driving. Does that count?  Buzz Clik   Nov-28-09 05:02 PM   #33 
  - Your ass is about to get kicked!  Kaleva   Nov-28-09 05:10 PM   #36 
  - Since I'm currently sitting in my house  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 05:22 PM   #39 
  - Solving problems with violence?  proud2BlibKansan   Nov-28-09 05:05 PM   #35 
  - Eventually, you will decide to change your strategy on this issue...  Fridays Child   Nov-28-09 05:34 PM   #40 
  - I wouldn't call it fleeing  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 06:21 PM   #47 
  - What about those engaging in a certain sex act while driving?  Kaleva   Nov-28-09 05:39 PM   #41 
  - Getting a blow job while driving AND texting?  uppityperson   Nov-28-09 05:58 PM   #44 
     - Agreed  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 06:20 PM   #46 
     - Blow jobs okay. Texting bad. I'm cool with that.  Kaleva   Nov-28-09 07:13 PM   #59 
  - Big talk that means nothing.  TexasObserver   Nov-28-09 05:46 PM   #43 
  - there was an article in the NY Times recently........  tulsakatz   Nov-28-09 06:08 PM   #45 
  - isn't life in prison in uk about 8 years?  pitohui   Nov-28-09 06:27 PM   #51 
  - I am with you there  Skittles   Nov-28-09 06:21 PM   #48 
  - WTF  taterguy   Nov-28-09 06:32 PM   #53 
     - yes INDEED!  Skittles   Nov-29-09 05:22 PM   #98 
  - I would take pictures, say nothing. But no beatings.  Deja Q   Nov-28-09 06:50 PM   #58 
  - I will take pictures of you crawling on the ground in pain  itsrobert   Nov-28-09 08:25 PM   #60 
  - Oh you are just so cool  Binka   Nov-28-09 09:05 PM   #65 
  - He's gonna show ME!  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 10:01 PM   #71 
  - Gahahaha  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 09:59 PM   #68 
  - Well that certainly should solve the problem.  Shell Beau   Nov-28-09 08:51 PM   #62 
  - You're the best!  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 09:57 PM   #66 
     - Tell me something I don't already know.  Shell Beau   Nov-29-09 05:46 PM   #100 
  - Can't wait.  Iggo   Nov-28-09 08:53 PM   #63 
  - Good luck with that. n/t  flvegan   Nov-28-09 08:55 PM   #64 
  - Why thank you  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 09:58 PM   #67 
  - You live in the USA.  HuckleB   Nov-28-09 10:00 PM   #69 
  - Bluster. n/t  Lex   Nov-28-09 10:01 PM   #70 
  - Fluster. n/t  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 10:01 PM   #73 
     - That too. nt  Lex   Nov-28-09 10:04 PM   #74 
        - And you. nt  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 10:05 PM   #75 
           - LOL. Pathetic. nt  Lex   Nov-28-09 10:06 PM   #76 
              - Oooo  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 10:07 PM   #77 
  - :o)  HughMoran   Nov-28-09 10:09 PM   #78 
  - I am, of course, joking  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-28-09 10:20 PM   #79 
  - I'm scared.  yodoobo   Nov-28-09 11:55 PM   #81 
  - Why, do you text while you drive?  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-29-09 12:22 AM   #84 
     - I just started today  yodoobo   Nov-29-09 03:30 PM   #96 
        - Sounds like a great way to kill people too  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-29-09 07:17 PM   #101 
  - makes me want to seek you out, crash into you, and then pretend to be texting as you hop out...  1   Nov-29-09 12:04 AM   #82 
  - Sounds like a party  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-29-09 12:27 AM   #85 
  - If your scenario played out and I was on the jury.....  tuckessee   Nov-29-09 12:16 AM   #83 
  - I do not talk on cell phones while driving either. NEVER.  Manifestor_of_Light   Nov-29-09 05:31 AM   #88 
  - Oh No. Internet ninja is going to come after me!  Taitertots   Nov-29-09 07:29 AM   #89 
  - Thanks for the advice, Scooter  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-29-09 09:13 AM   #91 
     - You sound like you need it  Taitertots   Nov-29-09 10:09 AM   #94 
        - Ay yay yay  alcibiades_mystery   Nov-29-09 10:53 AM   #95 
  - and if you kick my ass for crashing into you while texting while driving...  dysfunctional press   Nov-29-09 03:31 PM   #97 
  - If you crash into me while texting, you can bet on...  roamer65   Nov-29-09 05:26 PM   #99 
 

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