| 25. Do all men have greasy hair, or |  |
Please be considerate of your fellow passengers when you fly: |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 07:58 PM |
#0 |

21.) Only fly when you absolutely have no other choice nt |
bemildred |
Nov-01-09 08:00 PM |
#1 |
 
Agree |
Raine |
Nov-01-09 08:58 PM |
#130 |
 
+2 :-). eom |
ShortnFiery |
Nov-01-09 11:43 PM |
#233 |

Mmmmm |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:00 PM |
#2 |

you left out don't fart |
frogcycle |
Nov-01-09 08:00 PM |
#3 |
 
Ladies and gentlemen.. the flight attendants will be selling butt plugs and ear phones after takeoff |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:04 PM |
#4 |
  
I carry my own. You never know where those airline butt plugs have been. nt |
NYC_SKP |
Nov-01-09 08:08 PM |
#8 |
  
Can someone by a butt plug and shove it in your mouth? |
donheld |
Nov-01-09 09:09 PM |
#158 |
 
*snorts* hahahahahah |
carlyhippy |
Nov-02-09 08:05 AM |
#271 |
 
Also left out "Don't eat Garlicky Food before boarding." |
skorpo |
Nov-01-09 09:01 PM |
#139 |

One carry on, sized under 21 inches, please. Place in overhead bin correctly. |
NYC_SKP |
Nov-01-09 08:07 PM |
# |

So, you think that because I've got little kids, I'm not allowed on a plane? |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:07 PM |
#5 |
 
WAAAA!!!! |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:08 PM |
#7 |
  
Man, you're an asshole. |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:09 PM |
#13 |
   
You forgot |
MrsMatt |
Nov-01-09 09:30 PM |
#189 |
  
Deleted message |
Name removed |
Nov-01-09 08:11 PM |
#19 |
  
Sorry, but children are people, too. Bring some good headphones |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:21 PM |
#32 |
   
Don't care. If your kids are screamers that was YOUR choice to have them. Don't impose it on the |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:22 PM |
#33 |
  
You just never know what kind of baby you will have. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 08:36 PM |
#73 |
  
If you want a guaranteed child-free environment, eat your fucking dinner in a bar or a strip club. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:37 PM |
#75 |
   
The airlines should offer one "Family" flight a day |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 09:08 PM |
#152 |
    
The airlines should offer one "adults only" flight per day: The Misanthrope Express. Problem solved. |
Hekate |
Nov-01-09 11:28 PM |
#228 |
    
+ thank you |
GoneOffShore |
Nov-01-09 11:46 PM |
#234 |
   
Better yet, if you're that much of a misanthrope, just order pizza and stay the fuck home |
MajorChode |
Nov-01-09 09:08 PM |
#154 |
   
It Doesn't Help To Eat In a Bar- Idiots Bring Their Screamin Mimi's There, Too |
we can do it |
Nov-01-09 09:16 PM |
#171 |
  
It's your choice to get on a potentially noisy plane, or not. Just say no. Drive instead. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:46 PM |
#100 |
   
NO I am a PAYING customer and it is MY RIGHT not to have to put up with noisy brats. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:48 PM |
#104 |
  
Thank Christ. The idea of you having children is terrifying. |
Forkboy |
Nov-01-09 08:52 PM |
#113 |
   
. |
bobbolink |
Nov-01-09 09:34 PM |
#195 |
  
Sorry, no. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:52 PM |
#114 |
   
No I'll politely ask the Flight Attendant to do something about it. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:53 PM |
#118 |
  
About the fact that there's a kid on the plane? |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:54 PM |
#120 |
   
No .. about the fact that he is screaming.. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:55 PM |
#123 |
  
Again, good luck. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:57 PM |
#127 |
  
There is nothing the Flight attendant can do about it. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:01 PM |
#142 |
  
Tell it to Southwest Airlines... |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:02 PM |
#145 |
  
Well, then I guess you know which airline you're going to fly, eh? |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 09:03 PM |
#147 |
   
So you people think it's cute to inconvenience others? |
liquid diamond |
Nov-01-09 09:46 PM |
#202 |
  
Keep intolerant adults off planes. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:59 PM |
#212 |
  
Good idea. I'll write them and tell them how poorly they handled that situation. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:09 PM |
#159 |
  
Yes, good luck with that also. They not only profusely |
liberalhistorian |
Nov-01-09 11:24 PM |
#227 |
  
You mean like you? |
Raineyb |
Nov-02-09 12:54 AM |
#241 |
  
"No one has ever said they've had a problem with the children who can behave themselves.".. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 02:17 AM |
#258 |
  
...and the flight attendant will politely tell you to go piss up a rope |
MajorChode |
Nov-01-09 09:10 PM |
#161 |
  
And parents are paying customers who shouldn't put up with self-centered pricks. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Nov-01-09 08:55 PM |
#122 |
   
Babies DON'T pay to fly...so there goes THAT theory. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:56 PM |
#124 |
  
Uh, actually, every time we've flown with ours, we've bought 'em a seat. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:58 PM |
#131 |
   
Not required and most parents don't. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:59 PM |
#136 |
  
You wouldn't like a crying baby any better if the airline got more money for it. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:00 PM |
#137 |
  
Not from what I've seen. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 09:01 PM |
#143 |
  
Oh, so crying 2 year olds are just fine with you? Because they paid for a seat? n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:59 PM |
#134 |
  
No, that is not your right. Sorry, but it isn't in the Constitution anywhere. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:59 PM |
#132 |
   
Sure it is... ever read the NINTH Amendment. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:01 PM |
#140 |
  
It isn't a right merely because you say it's so. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:02 PM |
#144 |
  
Using your logic, that means you also have a 'right' to jack off in the blue room |
MajorChode |
Nov-01-09 09:13 PM |
#165 |
  
You think famiilies with kids fly free? |
MrsMatt |
Nov-01-09 09:38 PM |
#197 |
  
do you live where there are no children at all? ha |
carlyhippy |
Nov-02-09 08:51 AM |
#274 |
  
IT takes a village to raise a child... guess what skippy, you are part of that village |
nadinbrzezinski |
Nov-02-09 01:15 AM |
#246 |
  
LOL |
Dorian Gray |
Nov-02-09 06:45 AM |
#267 |
  
Did you type that with a straight face? |
Forkboy |
Nov-01-09 08:51 PM |
#109 |
   
I used a crooked face... |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:52 PM |
#112 |
  
As someone who hates little kids |
superduperfarleft |
Nov-01-09 10:46 PM |
#221 |
 
"You don't have a right to think you can go through life never being inconvenienced." |
bbinacan |
Nov-01-09 08:09 PM |
#12 |
  
Look, I once spent an entire flight from Philadelphia to Baltimore with my body |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:12 PM |
#21 |
 
Wait |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:25 PM |
#41 |
  
Perhaps the pilots were those pilots that just got fired for overflying their destination. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:26 PM |
#44 |
   
Ladies and Gentlemen... |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:31 PM |
#60 |
  
Uh, that was the second leg of the trip. Dallas to Philly was the first leg. |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:27 PM |
#48 |
 
Sorry |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:30 PM |
#56 |
 
Maybe if you weren't so quick to be a smart ass you would have realized there |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:32 PM |
#63 |
 
You're the one who said Philadelphia to Baltimore |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:33 PM |
#66 |
 
Once I took a flight from BWI to Dulles. |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:36 PM |
#72 |
 
BWI to Dulles...what'd they do? touch and go and shove people out the back? |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:37 PM |
# |
 
I've seen that |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:44 PM |
#94 |
 
Or you could, you know |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 08:28 PM |
#50 |
  
Yes, because driving from Maryland to Texas is so much more convenient than flying. |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:30 PM |
#57 |
   
Hey Hey |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:32 PM |
#64 |
  
Why? When I can fly. Sounds like a waste of time to me. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 08:41 PM |
#88 |
  
And so could YOU, if you'd prefer to avoid other people's foibles. nt |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:48 PM |
#103 |
 
I'm kidding |
bbinacan |
Nov-01-09 08:28 PM |
#52 |
 
of course you can. but please teach your kids to be quiet and have manners. I think that is what |
robinlynne |
Nov-01-09 08:10 PM |
#16 |
  
I do, but life isn't perfect. |
moc |
Nov-01-09 08:18 PM |
#26 |
  
Get some good earphones. They're wonderful on planes, for all sorts of |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:23 PM |
#35 |
   
I've got plenty good headphones.. They are designed to block white noise |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:24 PM |
#39 |
  
Then use earplugs, too! |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:36 PM |
#74 |
  
Um NO... don't subject me to your unnecessary noise. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:38 PM |
#80 |
  
No, you clearly haven't, since the noise is still bothering you . |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 10:00 PM |
#213 |
  
You can only teach a one year old so much. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 08:45 PM |
#96 |
 
Child is 1 = drive or take AMTRAK. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:46 PM |
#99 |
 
Adult is intolerant and non-adaptive: drive or take AMTRAK. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:51 PM |
#108 |
  
It's NOT my job to tolerate a screaming kid. Get over it. nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:53 PM |
#115 |
 
It's your job to realize that you are ONE member of the human race |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 09:07 PM |
# |
  
NO. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:08 PM |
#156 |
 
Well, too bad. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 09:09 PM |
#157 |
 
You do realize that you're acting like a two-year old, don't you? |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:12 PM |
#164 |
 
Now who sounds like a screaming baby? |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Nov-01-09 09:16 PM |
#172 |
 
You and your fellow baby parents who can't just let it go.. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:25 PM |
#182 |
 
I'm not a parent, nor do I plan to become one. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Nov-01-09 09:30 PM |
#188 |
  
That's why they have PARENTS so they won't have to. nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:32 PM |
#192 |
   
And their parents don't always have another option. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Nov-01-09 09:34 PM |
#196 |
  
Thanks for the support, S.A. |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 01:31 AM |
#248 |
 
know what pisses me off |
MattBaggins |
Nov-01-09 09:48 PM |
#206 |
 
Actually, it is. Because if you lose control in the face of a screaming kid, |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:11 PM |
#163 |
 
Project much? I don't lose control. nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:23 PM |
#181 |
 
AHA! Then you DO tolerate screaming kids! |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:26 PM |
#183 |
 
Umm yeah...what's your point? |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:27 PM |
#186 |
 
You said it isn't your job to tolerate screaming kids. But actually it is, and you do. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:34 PM |
#194 |
 
It's NOT my job to tolerate screaming kids. I only do because I'm being forced to by inconsiderate |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:39 PM |
#198 |
 
To the contrary. I've been complimented on airplanes about how well |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:48 PM |
#205 |
 
Yes, that works best for you. Not so much for me. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 08:52 PM |
#111 |
 
Amtrak costs about the same as flying... it's just slower. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:55 PM |
#121 |
 
Slower is everything when you're not retired with unlimited vacation time. nt |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:03 PM |
#146 |
 
You don't have to worry about me being on any plane with you. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 09:05 PM |
#149 |
 
Take this airline. By the way, the word of the day is empathy. Thinking of others |
Malikshah |
Nov-01-09 08:12 PM |
#20 |
  
How do you teach a 6 month old whose ears are in pain to think of others? |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:24 PM |
#38 |
   
You DONT fly that's how. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:25 PM |
#40 |
    
That's nutty. My extended family was 3,000 miles away and I wasn't going |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:37 PM |
#78 |
   
NO... that's the RIGHT thing to do. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:39 PM |
#83 |
    
When we were young we only had 2 weeks of vacation. Almost all of that |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:41 PM |
#89 |
    
Sometimes these things just come out of nowhere. |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 08:48 PM |
#105 |
    
What's your set of rules for behavior while traveling on AMTRAK? |
treestar |
Nov-01-09 08:50 PM |
#106 |
   
I've never travelled on the train so I don't really have one. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:51 PM |
#110 |
   
Presumably screaming kids on a train |
treestar |
Nov-01-09 09:15 PM |
#168 |
    
Presumably there is more room on a train and private compartments? |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:26 PM |
#184 |
   
So every time you've recommended AMTRAK for babies, you had no idea |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:20 PM |
#177 |
   
I know that AMTRAK doesn't have pressurization issues. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:28 PM |
#187 |
   
And that's the only things kids cry about, right? |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Nov-01-09 09:31 PM |
#191 |
   
Babies cry when they're hungry, when they're gassy, and sometimes just because |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:32 PM |
#193 |
   
Why not? |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 08:43 PM |
#91 |
   
We drove it once without children and it took about a week. We only had two weeks |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:45 PM |
#97 |
   
How about the family flying to see you instead? |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:46 PM |
#101 |
    
There were 3 of us and maybe 20 of them. Doesn't make sense to me. n/t |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:16 PM |
#173 |
   
It should take no more than 3-4 days tops |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 09:14 PM |
#166 |
   
Sorry, but I'm not that much of a masochist. If that sounds good to you, |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:18 PM |
#174 |
   
Yeah. That's how long it used to take me. By myself or with another young adult or two |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 02:32 AM |
#262 |
   
You drive |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 08:29 PM |
#55 |
    
How far away do your close relatives live? I'm guessing not 3,000 miles away. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:38 PM |
#79 |
     
We drove from L.A. to the midwest every summer |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 09:05 PM |
#148 |
      
3,000 is 50% more than 2,000. And I would never subject a baby to that drive. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:19 PM |
#176 |
      
How old were you? How much time did your folks have off from work? |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 02:33 AM |
#263 |
     
We drove from L.A. to the midwest every summer |
SoCalNative |
Nov-01-09 09:06 PM |
#150 |
     
Grew up in the military-- rarely was able to see my relatives-- family is what you |
Malikshah |
Nov-01-09 09:53 PM |
#209 |
    
So... |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 10:20 PM |
#214 |
    
Hmmm-- if they *really* were serious about visiting, they would do their best to raise the children |
Malikshah |
Nov-01-09 10:32 PM |
#218 |
    
The ignorance of the non-parents is also astounding |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 10:37 PM |
#219 |
    
Babies and toddlers behaving like babies and toddlers are not problems. |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 01:48 AM |
#250 |
    
(self-delete) |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 01:49 AM |
#251 |
    
So what's your rule for international flights? |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Nov-01-09 09:26 PM |
#185 |
    
Maybe it is the people who are irritated by other passengers |
treestar |
Nov-01-09 09:45 PM |
#201 |
   
Umm, use a condom? |
high density |
Nov-01-09 08:37 PM |
#76 |
  
It is up to the rest of the world to deal with the existence of babies. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:39 PM |
#84 |
  
NO. nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:40 PM |
#85 |
   
Yes |
MattBaggins |
Nov-01-09 09:53 PM |
#208 |
  
I sincerely hope you never had one of your own. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:44 PM |
#93 |
  
Now that's funny |
bbinacan |
Nov-01-09 08:53 PM |
#117 |
 
DU's class warfare on display, eh? |
noamnety |
Nov-01-09 08:41 PM |
#87 |
 
So true, we got bumped up to first class with a baby and toddler |
flygal |
Nov-02-09 02:04 AM |
#255 |
 
I agree with the OP |
davidpdx |
Nov-02-09 07:20 AM |
#268 |

I especially agree with |
bbinacan |
Nov-01-09 08:07 PM |
#6 |
 
I suspect at least some of those assholes are people who have had their luggage go astray.. |
Fumesucker |
Nov-01-09 08:13 PM |
#23 |
  
Carry ONE on board |
bbinacan |
Nov-01-09 08:33 PM |
#65 |
 
Check whatever you can afford to lose .. |
Fumesucker |
Nov-01-09 08:41 PM |
#86 |
 
I used to check everything - now I do mostly carry on. |
Ms. Toad |
Nov-01-09 10:32 PM |
#217 |

Well, The first one is somewhat over the top but the rest of it is what a lot of us just do |
CTyankee |
Nov-01-09 08:08 PM |
#9 |

22) And keep off my lawn, you damn kids! |
Ikonoklast |
Nov-01-09 08:08 PM |
#10 |
 
Absolutely! nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:10 PM |
#14 |
 
Win |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:23 PM |
#34 |

Well, that was the style at the time. |
Ikonoklast |
Nov-01-09 08:43 PM |
# |

21. Change little Kayliegh's shitty diaper |
Codeine |
Nov-01-09 08:09 PM |
#11 |
 
DUZY ALERT! |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:10 PM |
#17 |
 
***spits hot chocolate*** |
liquid diamond |
Nov-01-09 09:57 PM |
#210 |
 
Until a few hours ago I would have thought that this would be able to go without saying. |
Raineyb |
Nov-02-09 02:13 AM |
#257 |
 
LOL I guess I took my kids to the bathroom to change, I would never think of doing it in the seat |
carlyhippy |
Nov-02-09 08:40 AM |
#273 |

Airlines recommend showing up 1.5 hrs before domestic and 2 hrs before int'l but play it safe |
CreekDog |
Nov-01-09 08:10 PM |
#15 |

Oh my, bigotry against fat people and hatred of little kids in one post. |
Odin2005 |
Nov-01-09 08:10 PM |
#18 |
 
Umm it doesn't necessarily mean obese.. It could also mean 6'6". |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:12 PM |
#22 |
 
Also people with medical issues and the elderly... |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:20 PM |
#30 |
 
Good point, Odin2005! |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:27 PM |
#47 |

Us eccentric people tend to be more tolerant and more open minded. |
Odin2005 |
Nov-01-09 11:13 PM |
#223 |

I love you man, |
Codeine |
Nov-01-09 11:42 PM |
#232 |

Not trying to sound arrogant. |
Odin2005 |
Nov-01-09 11:53 PM |
#235 |

An eccentric adult usually has issues |
Codeine |
Nov-01-09 11:58 PM |
#237 |

LOL! |
Odin2005 |
Nov-02-09 12:18 AM |
#238 |

You left off the most important one... |
liberalmuse |
Nov-01-09 08:14 PM |
#24 |

Do all men have greasy hair, or |
Jane Austin |
Nov-01-09 08:16 PM |
#25 |

Americans are Funny |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:19 PM |
#27 |
 
Riding on the outside of the train I get.. Riding on the front of the locomotive... loco!! |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:23 PM |
#36 |
  
I rode on the top a couple times |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:28 PM |
#53 |
 
LOL. n't |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:29 PM |
#54 |
 
What is that, the green line in Boston? |
high density |
Nov-01-09 08:34 PM |
#69 |
  
That's what I meant by third world... |
SteelPenguin |
Nov-01-09 08:38 PM |
#82 |
 
Best post TODAY. |
Number23 |
Nov-01-09 11:34 PM |
#229 |

21. Lick my taint. |
Vickers |
Nov-01-09 08:19 PM |
#28 |
 
Sorry but you'll have to ask the guy in the aisle seat. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:20 PM |
#31 |

The guy in the aisle seat NEVER licks my taint!!!1!11!!!!!!1!! |
Vickers |
Nov-01-09 08:24 PM |
#37 |

Well wash your butt better then.. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:25 PM |
#42 |

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!!! |
Vickers |
Nov-01-09 08:31 PM |
#58 |

No but the Scope helped... |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:35 PM |
#70 |

If you are larger than average, you probably don't need to pay 3-4 times more for 1st class. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 08:19 PM |
#29 |

"I've paid for my ticket, Good Sir, and I'll thank you to keep the rabble away from me!" |
Ikonoklast |
Nov-01-09 08:26 PM |
#43 |

Don't fly from Texas to Alaska if your water has broken. |
Blue_In_AK |
Nov-01-09 08:26 PM |
#45 |
 
One out of 10 Alaskans are pilots... they fly themselves... |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:27 PM |
#49 |

We're not all so lucky, though. |
Blue_In_AK |
Nov-01-09 08:37 PM |
#77 |

I agree with #17 but tell the airlines to refund peoples money in full if they do not fly. Otherwise |
Shagbark Hickory |
Nov-01-09 08:26 PM |
#46 |
 
Fair point. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:28 PM |
#51 |
 
That's a really good idea. I've had to delay flights |
MineralMan |
Nov-01-09 08:35 PM |
#71 |

So many painful things to watch others doing while flying. |
high density |
Nov-01-09 08:31 PM |
#59 |

Nice post, Hitler. |
Brickbat |
Nov-01-09 08:31 PM |
#61 |

please have more patience, tolerance, consideration and understand for your perfectly imperfect |
seabeyond |
Nov-01-09 08:31 PM |
#62 |
 
by not doing the things I listed which irritate them. nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:34 PM |
#68 |

no one is good enough with a world of irritated, demanding, impatient people. nt |
seabeyond |
Nov-01-09 08:43 PM |
#92 |

but they could be a lot better than they currently are. nt |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:45 PM |
#98 |

*sigh*. ok, you be impatient in life with people. i on the other hand will see the best and almost |
seabeyond |
Nov-01-09 09:40 PM |
#199 |

If you are a nudist, be careful while putting on the seat belt. |
Fuzz |
Nov-01-09 08:33 PM |
#67 |

So pretty much everyone needs to stay home? |
Shell Beau |
Nov-01-09 08:38 PM |
#81 |

How about this, for the 'kids don't belong on planes' fascists : Grandparent w/ X4 bypass, and kids |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:43 PM |
#90 |
 
Drive or take the train. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:47 PM |
#102 |
  
No. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:51 PM |
#107 |
   
Not my problem. Stop imposing your kids on the rest of us. |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 08:57 PM |
#126 |
  
No. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:59 PM |
#135 |
  
Go ahead and impose them on me. The one thing about having had children is, |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:23 PM |
#180 |
   
Really? You think so? Because someone with kids mentioned that it was |
Raineyb |
Nov-02-09 01:07 AM |
#243 |
  
I'd rather sit next to someone who is changing a diaper than to someone who's |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 01:43 AM |
#249 |
  
So you're another one who thinks the airline cabin is supposed to be a toilet? |
Raineyb |
Nov-02-09 01:58 AM |
#253 |
  
I don't know what the current facilities are in the restroom for changing, but when |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 02:04 AM |
#254 |
  
The current facilities is called the rest room |
Raineyb |
Nov-02-09 02:10 AM |
#256 |
  
Is there a changing table in a restroom today? There didn't used to be. |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 02:36 AM |
#265 |
  
Are you sure you're a liberal? |
treestar |
Nov-01-09 11:35 PM |
#230 |
  
So your "right" to have 4 hours on a plane with no kids is more important than a grandparent |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 02:21 AM |
#259 |
  
To Hawaii? |
AwakeAtLast |
Nov-01-09 10:40 PM |
#220 |
  
Get some fucking Empathy, you jerk. |
Odin2005 |
Nov-01-09 11:19 PM |
#225 |
 
+1 |
Odin2005 |
Nov-01-09 11:19 PM |
#226 |

Why don't you start your own airline, then? |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:45 PM |
#95 |

Maybe you should just stay home if the rest of us bother you so much.... |
sense |
Nov-01-09 08:53 PM |
#116 |

Noisy kids don't keep me from flying. People like you do. |
Forkboy |
Nov-01-09 08:54 PM |
#119 |
 
Hey- remember this guy? |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 08:56 PM |
#125 |
  
LOL |
Forkboy |
Nov-01-09 09:10 PM |
#160 |
 
I think that may have been 2004, even. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 09:11 PM |
#162 |
 
Once again, a set of fine headphones is a good investment, |
depakid |
Nov-01-09 08:58 PM |
#129 |

I like them just for that high-pitched airplane engine noise. |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:08 PM |
#153 |

Yep there are many worse things on planes... |
depakid |
Nov-01-09 09:16 PM |
#170 |

check my bag...with my laptop...and the one with my meds? |
ProdigalJunkMail |
Nov-01-09 08:58 PM |
#128 |

21) If you just plain don't like people...don't fly. n/t |
TCJ70 |
Nov-01-09 08:59 PM |
#133 |

Wow, where to begin. |
a la izquierda |
Nov-01-09 09:00 PM |
#138 |
 
You're welcome to sit next to me |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:15 PM |
#169 |

Why thank you! |
a la izquierda |
Nov-02-09 07:28 AM |
#269 |

You fly commercially? |
Earth_First |
Nov-01-09 09:01 PM |
#141 |
 
As little as possible and yes I have flown myself places in the past |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:07 PM |
#151 |

Well, cost should be no object. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-01-09 09:08 PM |
#155 |

Wow...#9 really sucks |
pipi_k |
Nov-01-09 09:14 PM |
#167 |
 
No pregnant women or older people should fly either, because they often |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:44 PM |
#200 |

I'm a knitter |
Warpy |
Nov-01-09 09:19 PM |
#175 |
 
They still allow you to fly with knitting needles? n/t |
Earth_First |
Nov-01-09 09:23 PM |
#179 |
  
Yes. I bring knitting with me when I fly |
Raineyb |
Nov-02-09 01:01 AM |
#242 |
 
TSA lets you take knitting needles on a plane? |
ddeclue |
Nov-01-09 09:30 PM |
#190 |

Depends on the airport. |
Warpy |
Nov-01-09 09:48 PM |
#204 |

21) Assholes should wear badges as a warning to other passengers. |
GodDamLiberal |
Nov-01-09 09:22 PM |
#178 |

Netbooks are okay? Good! I'll watch my Japanese tentacle porn right next to you! |
Touchdown |
Nov-01-09 09:47 PM |
#203 |

What a bunch of whining |
fishwax |
Nov-01-09 09:52 PM |
#207 |

The only people who have the right to complain about babies being babies |
pnwmom |
Nov-01-09 09:57 PM |
#211 |

good advice |
Skittles |
Nov-01-09 10:22 PM |
#215 |

You want 1/2 of the population to buy first-class? |
Henryman |
Nov-01-09 10:25 PM |
#216 |

UNREC because discussion of #4 has turned nasty. n/t |
philly_bob |
Nov-01-09 10:47 PM |
#222 |
 
And this surprises you? |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 02:24 AM |
#260 |

Deleted message |
Name removed |
Nov-01-09 11:16 PM |
#224 |
 
LOL, DUzy! |
Odin2005 |
Nov-01-09 11:55 PM |
#236 |

Best. Thread. EVER. The Fail is so strong with this one it's sure to become a classic |
Number23 |
Nov-01-09 11:40 PM |
#231 |
 
No shit. If only he could have found a way to work in the moon bombing. |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 12:48 AM |
#240 |

You have absolutely ROCKED in this thread and the others ones on the topic |
Number23 |
Nov-02-09 02:24 AM |
#261 |

Thanks for the support!!! |
Warren DeMontague |
Nov-02-09 02:34 AM |
#264 |

Re checked bags... |
strategery blunder |
Nov-02-09 12:38 AM |
#239 |

It's both the irritiations listed, and the hostility projected in the OP post that |
mule_train |
Nov-02-09 01:08 AM |
#244 |

I find children much less offensive than self-important douchebags |
Sen. Walter Sobchak |
Nov-02-09 01:15 AM |
#245 |
 
pic of the OP in 1971 |
mule_train |
Nov-02-09 01:20 AM |
#247 |

I guess I must be lucky because when I travel on planes I hardly ever notice |
pnwmom |
Nov-02-09 01:51 AM |
#252 |

Most of things work if you are on like a 'one hr. flight' |
JCMach1 |
Nov-02-09 04:26 AM |
#266 |

Good god on a segway, while I agree with points 1,2,3,14 and 19 |
carlyhippy |
Nov-02-09 08:03 AM |
#270 |

I try my best to be considerate of people regardless of the scenario |
LanternWaste |
Nov-02-09 08:35 AM |
#272 |

I flew just yesterday and thought, too, that there should be an etiquette book for flying |
Sparkly |
Nov-02-09 08:52 AM |
#275 |
 
ha, the last flight I took about 4 weeks ago some people from the back tried to plow past me |
carlyhippy |
Nov-02-09 08:57 AM |
#277 |

Wow, listen to all the "adults" on this board. lol /nt |
October |
Nov-02-09 08:56 AM |
#276 |

Unrec for PETA thread. n/t |
superduperfarleft |
Nov-02-09 09:01 AM |
#278 |

This has gone as well as the other threads on the topic. |
pinto |
Nov-02-09 09:05 AM |
#279 |