Ardent15
(949 posts)
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Thu Oct-29-09 11:12 PM
Original message |
| George Carlin had it right |
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I love this quote from one of his HBO specials on the "owners of America."
"Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice . . . you don’t.
You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.
They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying . . . lobbying, to get what they want . . . Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want . . . they don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that . . . that doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin' years ago. They don’t want that.
You know what they want? They want obedient workers . . . Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it . . . they’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fuckin' place.
It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy.
The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people . . . white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means . . . continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you . . . they don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all . . . at all . . . at all, and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.
That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it..." — George Carlin
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George Carlin had it right |
Ardent15 |
Oct-29-09 11:12 PM |
#0 |

The man was a truth-telling genius.. |
BrklynLiberal |
Oct-29-09 11:13 PM |
#1 |
 
They don’t want ....critical thinking |
Farzan |
Oct-30-09 02:05 AM |
#17 |
  
That explains the major political parties, |
Le Taz Hot |
Oct-30-09 06:37 AM |
#22 |
  
He's SO Right - Look what an educated, financially stable Middle Class did- |
paparush |
Oct-30-09 07:11 AM |
#23 |
 
I miss him. |
PSzymeczek |
Oct-30-09 10:21 PM |
#90 |

Yes, he did. |
ipaint |
Oct-29-09 11:14 PM |
#2 |

George Carlin was a genius |
Wraith20878 |
Oct-29-09 11:17 PM |
#3 |
 
That he was. Another of his brilliant offerings was the litany of excuses |
Joe Chi Minh |
Oct-30-09 09:06 AM |
#31 |
 
no he wasn't |
harmonicon |
Oct-30-09 01:57 PM |
#53 |

I don't know |
billh58 |
Oct-30-09 02:12 PM |
#55 |
 
I think he was just a funny guy with common sense (nt) |
harmonicon |
Oct-30-09 03:54 PM |
#61 |

Then you obviously |
billh58 |
Oct-30-09 04:24 PM |
#65 |

Well... following your line of thought then, Bach was just a normal guy who could carry a tune... |
liberation |
Oct-30-09 06:34 PM |
#69 |

They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal |
Nikki Stone1 |
Oct-29-09 11:18 PM |
#4 |
 
Carlin Also did a routine about Airport Security holes and illusions just three years before 9-11 |
slampoet |
Oct-30-09 12:11 AM |
#12 |

I used to go to the portland airport |
wilt the stilt |
Oct-30-09 08:05 AM |
#25 |

They in Washington may not start out that way, but most of them end up there. |
tblue |
Oct-29-09 11:24 PM |
#5 |
 
That sounds about right |
Ardent15 |
Oct-29-09 11:28 PM |
#6 |
 
And sadly the 25% non corrupt Democrats are character assassinated. |
Xicano |
Oct-29-09 11:33 PM |
#8 |
  
And the ones like Paul Wellstone--the real dangerous ones--are REALLY assasinated. |
Raster |
Oct-30-09 12:53 AM |
#15 |
 
you said it |
spooked911 |
Oct-30-09 08:04 PM |
#81 |
 
Who's RDK Jr.? |
parasim |
Oct-30-09 12:48 AM |
#14 |

Lol! My iPhone 'corrects' my text for me. |
tblue |
Oct-31-09 02:01 PM |
#100 |

My granddad used to tell me that |
dschis |
Oct-29-09 11:31 PM |
#7 |

"It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it..." |
The Magistrate |
Oct-29-09 11:35 PM |
#9 |

Carlin rules. |
Initech |
Oct-29-09 11:59 PM |
#10 |

K & R & Bookmarked. nt |
snagglepuss |
Oct-30-09 12:02 AM |
#11 |

He's just a comedian |
Johonny |
Oct-30-09 12:30 AM |
#13 |
 
Just a comedian |
The Wizard |
Oct-30-09 06:16 AM |
#20 |

That was from his bitter years. |
BadgerKid |
Oct-30-09 01:29 AM |
#16 |
 
What makes you think he ceased to be bitter? He didn't look exactly |
Joe Chi Minh |
Oct-30-09 09:02 AM |
#30 |

LOL, his final show has a long section about how annoying and ugly children are |
JBoris |
Oct-30-09 10:24 AM |
#40 |

Greatest comedian ever, IMO. |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Oct-30-09 02:08 AM |
#18 |
 
Pryor, Carlin, Hicks, Dunham...in that order. |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Oct-30-09 09:12 AM |
#32 |

You left out Katt Williams, but anyway, check out a guy named Doug Stanhope. |
pattmarty |
Oct-30-09 09:18 AM |
#33 |
 
Williams is up there but he's behind Louis CK and a few others. |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Oct-30-09 09:23 AM |
#34 |

Never heard of Dunham, and IMO Louis CK is good, but not great.................... |
pattmarty |
Oct-30-09 09:33 AM |
#35 |

Seen him, although his act isn't standing out in my memory. |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Oct-30-09 09:44 AM |
#37 |
 
You forgot Lewis Black. n/t |
Fire1 |
Oct-30-09 11:52 AM |
#45 |

No I didn't. n/t |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Oct-30-09 02:55 PM |
#56 |

You've never heard of |
PSzymeczek |
Oct-30-09 10:25 PM |
#91 |

That's a damn good list! |
Ignis |
Oct-30-09 02:58 PM |
#57 |

Jeff Dunham? |
Starbucks Anarchist |
Oct-30-09 03:27 PM |
#59 |

K&R. |
Greyhound |
Oct-30-09 02:09 AM |
#19 |

If only Mr. Carlin would just get to the darn point and stop all that |
saltpoint |
Oct-30-09 06:24 AM |
#21 |

Todays comedians are yesterdays court jesters. A lot of todays.............. |
pattmarty |
Oct-30-09 07:53 AM |
#24 |

last line is my sig. |
Maine-ah |
Oct-30-09 08:11 AM |
#26 |

Do you know approx what year that was from? |
Number9Dream |
Oct-30-09 08:20 AM |
#27 |
 
2007. n/t |
ipaint |
Oct-30-09 08:23 AM |
#29 |

It ain't over till the fat zombie sings, 1 year into a presidency an ammendable health care bill... |
ProgressOnTheMove |
Oct-30-09 08:20 AM |
#28 |

K&R |
Orwellian_Ghost |
Oct-30-09 09:33 AM |
#36 |

Simple Truth.. |
Vilis Veritas |
Oct-30-09 09:54 AM |
#38 |

It's the Harlem Globetrotters (R) vs. Washington Generals (D) |
rudy23 |
Oct-30-09 10:07 AM |
#39 |

But if you do take notice of politicians.... George has some hilarious |
Joe Chi Minh |
Oct-30-09 10:25 AM |
#41 |

Truth to power! |
lonestarnot |
Oct-30-09 10:50 AM |
#42 |

"Americans are active participants in their own degradation." |
Echo In Light |
Oct-30-09 11:34 AM |
#43 |

What gets me is that so many bought into that bullshit bogus ad campaign of "hope & change" |
earth mom |
Oct-30-09 11:48 AM |
#44 |
 
"fuckers hate all of us" |
drmeow |
Oct-30-09 12:16 PM |
#49 |

You're right. |
BobTheSubgenius |
Oct-30-09 08:35 PM |
#82 |

Kicked and recommended. |
Uncle Joe |
Oct-30-09 11:52 AM |
#46 |

Sadly wonderful . . . should be tacked up in every election polling place ... |
defendandprotect |
Oct-30-09 11:53 AM |
#47 |

If I Could Rec it a MILLION Times... |
theFrankFactor |
Oct-30-09 12:03 PM |
#48 |

This is not comedy. This is reporting. |
Jakes Progress |
Oct-30-09 12:29 PM |
#50 |

k and r |
femrap |
Oct-30-09 12:50 PM |
#51 |

RIP George - YOU are Missed!!! |
benld74 |
Oct-30-09 12:52 PM |
#52 |

and religion shall brainwash them |
Holy Moly |
Oct-30-09 02:08 PM |
#54 |

I wish I could say that he is wrong, but I can't. |
Throd |
Oct-30-09 03:09 PM |
#58 |

While DU has a good crop of Critical Thinkers, they are severely outnumbered |
Grinchie |
Oct-30-09 03:36 PM |
#60 |
 
I wish i could Rec your post..so right you are! And Carlin?..he was a master of truth! |
flyarm |
Oct-30-09 04:08 PM |
#62 |
 
Speaking of Critical Thinking.... |
BobTheSubgenius |
Oct-30-09 08:39 PM |
#83 |

No, he doesn't |
treestar |
Oct-30-09 04:11 PM |
#63 |
 
You should check out this other great rant of his: |
NYC Liberal |
Oct-30-09 07:55 PM |
#80 |
 
Carlin is telling you what's going on from the highest perspective . . . |
defendandprotect |
Oct-30-09 09:53 PM |
#88 |

Words of Wisdom by: George Carlin Corporate Communism described to perfection! |
B Calm |
Oct-30-09 04:24 PM |
#64 |

Bingo |
Clear Blue Sky |
Oct-30-09 04:30 PM |
#66 |

I like George Carlin's comedy, but I detest this particular part of his act |
Chulanowa |
Oct-30-09 04:39 PM |
#67 |
 
You are expecting a comedian to give solutions to life and social problems.... |
liberation |
Oct-30-09 06:36 PM |
#70 |
 
Why does he have to have solutions? He's a comedian. |
NYC Liberal |
Oct-30-09 07:44 PM |
#78 |

Link to a YOUTUBE Audio clip of this Carlin bit. |
urgk |
Oct-30-09 04:53 PM |
#68 |

Miss you George.. You Hippy Dippy Weather man... |
lib2DaBone |
Oct-30-09 06:57 PM |
#71 |

Yet another boomer who had it right |
texastoast |
Oct-30-09 07:01 PM |
#72 |
 
We're still around, sonny. n/t |
clear eye |
Oct-31-09 01:13 AM |
#97 |

I love and miss you, George! |
madmax |
Oct-30-09 07:01 PM |
#73 |

George Carlin went out with a bang... |
bushalert |
Oct-30-09 07:16 PM |
#74 |

link this video everywhere. Facebook Twitter.........you name it. Link inside |
jeffrey_X |
Oct-30-09 07:27 PM |
#75 |

Yep - to hell with Dennis Kucinich, Russ Feingold, and Bernie Sanders! |
UrbScotty |
Oct-30-09 07:34 PM |
#76 |

words of wisdom |
Swamp Rat |
Oct-30-09 07:40 PM |
#77 |

Absolutely! |
jimlup |
Oct-30-09 07:51 PM |
#79 |

K&R |
varelse |
Oct-30-09 09:12 PM |
#84 |

"Bookmark This Thread" n/t |
NYC_SKP |
Oct-30-09 09:17 PM |
#85 |

My favorite George Carlin video |
Cali_Democrat |
Oct-30-09 09:25 PM |
#86 |

It Is Amazing That Change We Can Believe In Is All It Takes To Subjugate Us Once Again |
ProleNoMore |
Oct-30-09 09:47 PM |
#87 |

That's only partly true |
Autonomy |
Oct-30-09 10:14 PM |
#89 |

But for the privacy of your own mind, yeah, he did have it right. |
EFerrari |
Oct-30-09 10:27 PM |
#92 |

It's called the American Dream because |
hay rick |
Oct-30-09 11:24 PM |
#93 |

K&R....n/t |
unkachuck |
Oct-30-09 11:41 PM |
#94 |

I realize this is not as funny as Mr. Carlin, but this deserves a serious response. |
earcandle |
Oct-30-09 11:42 PM |
#95 |

I named one of my sons Carlin. |
Crunchy Frog |
Oct-31-09 01:12 AM |
#96 |

This needs to be burned into the consciousness of every DUer |
upi402 |
Oct-31-09 01:35 AM |
#98 |

I still love George, "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show... |
bridgit |
Oct-31-09 01:40 AM |
#99 |