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George Carlin had it right
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I love this quote from one of his HBO specials on the "owners of America."

"Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice . . . you don’t.

You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.

They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying . . . lobbying, to get what they want . . . Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want . . . they don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that . . . that doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin' years ago. They don’t want that.

You know what they want? They want obedient workers . . . Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it . . . they’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fuckin' place.

It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy.

The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people . . . white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means . . . continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you . . . they don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all . . . at all . . . at all, and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.

That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it..."
— George Carlin
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  George Carlin had it right Ardent15  Oct-29-09 11:12 PM   #0 
   The man was a truth-telling genius..  BrklynLiberal   Oct-29-09 11:13 PM   #1 
   They don’t want ....critical thinking  Farzan   Oct-30-09 02:05 AM   #17 
   That explains the major political parties,  Le Taz Hot   Oct-30-09 06:37 AM   #22 
   He's SO Right - Look what an educated, financially stable Middle Class did-  paparush   Oct-30-09 07:11 AM   #23 
   I miss him.  PSzymeczek   Oct-30-09 10:21 PM   #90 
   Yes, he did.  ipaint   Oct-29-09 11:14 PM   #2 
   George Carlin was a genius  Wraith20878   Oct-29-09 11:17 PM   #3 
   That he was. Another of his brilliant offerings was the litany of excuses  Joe Chi Minh   Oct-30-09 09:06 AM   #31 
   no he wasn't  harmonicon   Oct-30-09 01:57 PM   #53 
      I don't know  billh58   Oct-30-09 02:12 PM   #55 
      I think he was just a funny guy with common sense (nt)  harmonicon   Oct-30-09 03:54 PM   #61 
         Then you obviously  billh58   Oct-30-09 04:24 PM   #65 
      Well... following your line of thought then, Bach was just a normal guy who could carry a tune...  liberation   Oct-30-09 06:34 PM   #69 
   They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal  Nikki Stone1   Oct-29-09 11:18 PM   #4 
   Carlin Also did a routine about Airport Security holes and illusions just three years before 9-11  slampoet   Oct-30-09 12:11 AM   #12 
      I used to go to the portland airport  wilt the stilt   Oct-30-09 08:05 AM   #25 
   They in Washington may not start out that way, but most of them end up there.  tblue   Oct-29-09 11:24 PM   #5 
   That sounds about right  Ardent15   Oct-29-09 11:28 PM   #6 
   And sadly the 25% non corrupt Democrats are character assassinated.  Xicano   Oct-29-09 11:33 PM   #8 
   And the ones like Paul Wellstone--the real dangerous ones--are REALLY assasinated.  Raster   Oct-30-09 12:53 AM   #15 
      you said it  spooked911   Oct-30-09 08:04 PM   #81 
   Who's RDK Jr.?  parasim   Oct-30-09 12:48 AM   #14 
      Lol! My iPhone 'corrects' my text for me.  tblue   Oct-31-09 02:01 PM   #100 
   My granddad used to tell me that  dschis   Oct-29-09 11:31 PM   #7 
   "It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it..."  The Magistrate   Oct-29-09 11:35 PM   #9 
   Carlin rules.  Initech   Oct-29-09 11:59 PM   #10 
   K & R & Bookmarked. nt  snagglepuss   Oct-30-09 12:02 AM   #11 
   He's just a comedian  Johonny   Oct-30-09 12:30 AM   #13 
   Just a comedian  The Wizard   Oct-30-09 06:16 AM   #20 
   That was from his bitter years.  BadgerKid   Oct-30-09 01:29 AM   #16 
   What makes you think he ceased to be bitter? He didn't look exactly  Joe Chi Minh   Oct-30-09 09:02 AM   #30 
      LOL, his final show has a long section about how annoying and ugly children are  JBoris   Oct-30-09 10:24 AM   #40 
   Greatest comedian ever, IMO.  Starbucks Anarchist   Oct-30-09 02:08 AM   #18 
   Pryor, Carlin, Hicks, Dunham...in that order.  RUMMYisFROSTED   Oct-30-09 09:12 AM   #32 
      You left out Katt Williams, but anyway, check out a guy named Doug Stanhope.  pattmarty   Oct-30-09 09:18 AM   #33 
      Williams is up there but he's behind Louis CK and a few others.  RUMMYisFROSTED   Oct-30-09 09:23 AM   #34 
         Never heard of Dunham, and IMO Louis CK is good, but not great....................  pattmarty   Oct-30-09 09:33 AM   #35 
            Seen him, although his act isn't standing out in my memory.  RUMMYisFROSTED   Oct-30-09 09:44 AM   #37 
            You forgot Lewis Black. n/t  Fire1   Oct-30-09 11:52 AM   #45 
               No I didn't. n/t  RUMMYisFROSTED   Oct-30-09 02:55 PM   #56 
            You've never heard of  PSzymeczek   Oct-30-09 10:25 PM   #91 
      That's a damn good list!  Ignis   Oct-30-09 02:58 PM   #57 
      Jeff Dunham?  Starbucks Anarchist   Oct-30-09 03:27 PM   #59 
   K&R.  Greyhound   Oct-30-09 02:09 AM   #19 
   If only Mr. Carlin would just get to the darn point and stop all that  saltpoint   Oct-30-09 06:24 AM   #21 
   Todays comedians are yesterdays court jesters. A lot of todays..............  pattmarty   Oct-30-09 07:53 AM   #24 
   last line is my sig.  Maine-ah   Oct-30-09 08:11 AM   #26 
   Do you know approx what year that was from?  Number9Dream   Oct-30-09 08:20 AM   #27 
   2007. n/t  ipaint   Oct-30-09 08:23 AM   #29 
   It ain't over till the fat zombie sings, 1 year into a presidency an ammendable health care bill...  ProgressOnTheMove   Oct-30-09 08:20 AM   #28 
   K&R  Orwellian_Ghost   Oct-30-09 09:33 AM   #36 
   Simple Truth..  Vilis Veritas   Oct-30-09 09:54 AM   #38 
   It's the Harlem Globetrotters (R) vs. Washington Generals (D)  rudy23   Oct-30-09 10:07 AM   #39 
   But if you do take notice of politicians.... George has some hilarious  Joe Chi Minh   Oct-30-09 10:25 AM   #41 
   Truth to power!  lonestarnot   Oct-30-09 10:50 AM   #42 
   "Americans are active participants in their own degradation."  Echo In Light   Oct-30-09 11:34 AM   #43 
   What gets me is that so many bought into that bullshit bogus ad campaign of "hope & change"  earth mom   Oct-30-09 11:48 AM   #44 
   "fuckers hate all of us"  drmeow   Oct-30-09 12:16 PM   #49 
      You're right.  BobTheSubgenius   Oct-30-09 08:35 PM   #82 
   Kicked and recommended.  Uncle Joe   Oct-30-09 11:52 AM   #46 
   Sadly wonderful . . . should be tacked up in every election polling place ...  defendandprotect   Oct-30-09 11:53 AM   #47 
   If I Could Rec it a MILLION Times...  theFrankFactor   Oct-30-09 12:03 PM   #48 
   This is not comedy. This is reporting.  Jakes Progress   Oct-30-09 12:29 PM   #50 
   k and r  femrap   Oct-30-09 12:50 PM   #51 
   RIP George - YOU are Missed!!!  benld74   Oct-30-09 12:52 PM   #52 
   and religion shall brainwash them  Holy Moly   Oct-30-09 02:08 PM   #54 
   I wish I could say that he is wrong, but I can't.  Throd   Oct-30-09 03:09 PM   #58 
   While DU has a good crop of Critical Thinkers, they are severely outnumbered  Grinchie   Oct-30-09 03:36 PM   #60 
   I wish i could Rec your post..so right you are! And Carlin?..he was a master of truth!  flyarm   Oct-30-09 04:08 PM   #62 
   Speaking of Critical Thinking....  BobTheSubgenius   Oct-30-09 08:39 PM   #83 
   No, he doesn't  treestar   Oct-30-09 04:11 PM   #63 
   You should check out this other great rant of his:  NYC Liberal   Oct-30-09 07:55 PM   #80 
   Carlin is telling you what's going on from the highest perspective . . .  defendandprotect   Oct-30-09 09:53 PM   #88 
   Words of Wisdom by: George Carlin Corporate Communism described to perfection!  B Calm   Oct-30-09 04:24 PM   #64 
   Bingo  Clear Blue Sky   Oct-30-09 04:30 PM   #66 
   I like George Carlin's comedy, but I detest this particular part of his act  Chulanowa   Oct-30-09 04:39 PM   #67 
   You are expecting a comedian to give solutions to life and social problems....  liberation   Oct-30-09 06:36 PM   #70 
   Why does he have to have solutions? He's a comedian.  NYC Liberal   Oct-30-09 07:44 PM   #78 
   Link to a YOUTUBE Audio clip of this Carlin bit.  urgk   Oct-30-09 04:53 PM   #68 
   Miss you George.. You Hippy Dippy Weather man...  lib2DaBone   Oct-30-09 06:57 PM   #71 
   Yet another boomer who had it right  texastoast   Oct-30-09 07:01 PM   #72 
   We're still around, sonny. n/t  clear eye   Oct-31-09 01:13 AM   #97 
   I love and miss you, George!  madmax   Oct-30-09 07:01 PM   #73 
   George Carlin went out with a bang...  bushalert   Oct-30-09 07:16 PM   #74 
   link this video everywhere. Facebook Twitter.........you name it. Link inside  jeffrey_X   Oct-30-09 07:27 PM   #75 
   Yep - to hell with Dennis Kucinich, Russ Feingold, and Bernie Sanders!  UrbScotty   Oct-30-09 07:34 PM   #76 
   words of wisdom  Swamp Rat   Oct-30-09 07:40 PM   #77 
   Absolutely!  jimlup   Oct-30-09 07:51 PM   #79 
   K&R  varelse   Oct-30-09 09:12 PM   #84 
   "Bookmark This Thread" n/t  NYC_SKP   Oct-30-09 09:17 PM   #85 
   My favorite George Carlin video  Cali_Democrat   Oct-30-09 09:25 PM   #86 
   It Is Amazing That Change We Can Believe In Is All It Takes To Subjugate Us Once Again  ProleNoMore   Oct-30-09 09:47 PM   #87 
   That's only partly true  Autonomy   Oct-30-09 10:14 PM   #89 
   But for the privacy of your own mind, yeah, he did have it right.  EFerrari   Oct-30-09 10:27 PM   #92 
   It's called the American Dream because  hay rick   Oct-30-09 11:24 PM   #93 
   K&R....n/t  unkachuck   Oct-30-09 11:41 PM   #94 
   I realize this is not as funny as Mr. Carlin, but this deserves a serious response.  earcandle   Oct-30-09 11:42 PM   #95 
   I named one of my sons Carlin.  Crunchy Frog   Oct-31-09 01:12 AM   #96 
   This needs to be burned into the consciousness of every DUer  upi402   Oct-31-09 01:35 AM   #98 
   I still love George, "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show...  bridgit   Oct-31-09 01:40 AM   #99 
 

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