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Fri Oct-23-09 07:19 PM
Response to Reply #125 |
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It would be a great role. She's sooooo nuts. And that wild eyed look of hers.
She's the most uniquely bizarre lawyer to hit the scene in over 30 years. Maybe 40.
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| -Attorney Orly Taitz asked me to give false testimony in open court .... |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 12:06 AM |
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Juicy stuff! K&R&nt |
ZombieHorde |
Oct-23-09 12:12 AM |
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I try to avoid threads about "Orly Taitz." |
tonysam |
Oct-23-09 12:15 AM |
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That is the strangest thing I have ever read!!! ...... n/t |
Angry Dragon |
Oct-23-09 01:27 AM |
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I would have to agree. |
Seldona |
Oct-23-09 09:45 AM |
#57 |
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Oooooh--check out paragraph V... |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:15 AM |
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Holy shit.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:21 AM |
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It has to be the most bizarre thing I have ever read. |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 12:26 AM |
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I just emailed a link to that dec to a few of my atty pals... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:28 AM |
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A paradox it is. |
merh |
Oct-23-09 12:34 AM |
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Send this to Rachel and Keith. They'll have a field day with it. nt |
LLStarks |
Oct-23-09 04:28 PM |
#121 |
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Send it to the Daily Show! |
Catshrink |
Oct-23-09 09:27 AM |
#52 |
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You just can't make this stuff up, you just can't. I'm rolling on the floor laughing--and shocked |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:32 AM |
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I am laughing so hard.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:34 AM |
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hahahaahahaha |
malaise |
Oct-23-09 08:48 AM |
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I predict that the "nobel" Charles Lincoln III will be stop |
merh |
Oct-23-09 01:07 AM |
#28 |
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Shocking that the "noble" Charles LIncoln III is disbarred |
rebel with a cause |
Oct-23-09 01:26 PM |
#103 |
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I bet the worst thing about having sex with Olry |
donf |
Oct-23-09 01:26 AM |
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DUZY!!!!! Absolute DUZY material! |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 01:27 AM |
#34 |
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I'm rec'ing this thread just for your post. |
eomer |
Oct-23-09 05:59 AM |
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ROFL |
Canuckistanian |
Oct-23-09 07:09 AM |
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
malaise |
Oct-23-09 08:33 AM |
#44 |
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That's BRILLIANT |
leftynyc |
Oct-23-09 08:51 AM |
#46 |
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Dupe/delete. nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 09:34 AM |
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OMG, I can't breathe for laughing so hard! nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 09:35 AM |
#56 |
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. |
myrna minx |
Oct-23-09 09:48 AM |
#58 |
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I tip my hat. |
Barack_America |
Oct-23-09 10:23 AM |
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. |
beac |
Oct-23-09 11:04 AM |
#73 |
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bwahahahahaha!!! |
tomm2thumbs |
Oct-23-09 11:05 AM |
#74 |
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That, and "Is it in? It's in! No it isn't!. Prove to me that it's in!" |
Gregorian |
Oct-23-09 11:29 AM |
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! |
B3Nut |
Oct-23-09 11:48 AM |
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Second worst: Seeing what's under her bad wig |
LTR |
Oct-25-09 03:09 AM |
#144 |
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OMG.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:16 AM |
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I knew Lincoln was the "brains" behind the bubbled blonde and the false eyelashes... nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:21 AM |
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Well, it seems like he works at both ends of her... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:23 AM |
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LULZ! nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:32 AM |
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"Not between the ears!" |
dmr |
Oct-23-09 12:39 AM |
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Oh. My. GOD. |
TheWraith |
Oct-23-09 12:41 AM |
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Can you imagine the law clerk who has to summarize this pleading for the court? |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:42 AM |
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I can't believe that I just read that. |
myrna minx |
Oct-23-09 09:59 AM |
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I think I'm too young to read that. |
Sheltiemama |
Oct-23-09 08:33 PM |
#132 |
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"She's crazy. She's a bitch. In fact she's a crazy bitch..." |
Gregorian |
Oct-23-09 12:29 AM |
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LMBO.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:32 AM |
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Well, at least the fair dentist doesn't use teeth (Oh, dear me, I went there...) nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:37 AM |
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Oh, shit.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:38 AM |
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She has to draw the line *somewhere*! |
Greyskye |
Oct-23-09 12:52 AM |
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That Deserves a Great Big Ole "Oh No You Didn't!!" |
PopSixSquish |
Oct-23-09 04:50 PM |
#123 |
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It's a Quid Pro Pro situation |
PatGund |
Oct-23-09 12:16 PM |
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Another DUZY!!! |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:35 PM |
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Every single one of these people is insane in his or her own way. |
pnwmom |
Oct-23-09 12:37 AM |
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that was exactly my reaction. |
spooky3 |
Oct-23-09 06:21 PM |
#129 |
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The funniest part is, that dude STILL thinks Obama was born in Kenya. |
Vickers |
Oct-23-09 12:45 AM |
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Just goes to show you, there are different levels of crazy. |
Omnibus |
Oct-23-09 01:06 AM |
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The whole lot of 'em is fucked up. That "Honorable" Lincoln guy he drones |
Vickers |
Oct-23-09 01:11 AM |
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...a shame it is. |
Trekologer |
Oct-23-09 07:01 AM |
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And insanely fucking... |
krispos42 |
Oct-23-09 03:10 AM |
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orly |
maglatinavi |
Oct-23-09 01:20 AM |
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It is from the feddie court filing system... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 01:26 AM |
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And after all of this - who is going to believe him? |
waiting for hope |
Oct-23-09 08:58 PM |
#133 |
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ick. |
ginnyinWI |
Oct-23-09 12:46 AM |
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"Even middle school students who watch Law And Order know better than this." Priceless... nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 01:01 AM |
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Except he actually wrote "....no(sic)better than this" |
yellowcanine |
Oct-23-09 10:44 AM |
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Crazy from section I to the final exhibit and signature. Flat out crazy. |
dgauss |
Oct-23-09 01:06 AM |
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I think the short and more polite version is that they are both literally "fucking insane." (nt) |
ConsAreLiars |
Oct-23-09 01:13 AM |
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He states that the nobel Charles Lincoln III |
merh |
Oct-23-09 01:29 AM |
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This is worth a mid morning kick |
merh |
Oct-23-09 09:31 AM |
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Not just California. |
PatGund |
Oct-23-09 01:01 PM |
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but according to declarant Smith, he is nobel. |
merh |
Oct-23-09 01:17 PM |
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OMG |
libodem |
Oct-23-09 03:21 AM |
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That's been my nickname for her since I first heard her name |
tavalon |
Oct-23-09 10:34 AM |
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Apparently, our Oily Taint moniker is more accurate than we realized. |
TexasObserver |
Oct-23-09 06:10 AM |
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But the good dentist doesn't use her teeth for illicit purposes, at least... nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 08:31 AM |
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You read it, too!! As if our mental picture of Oily couldn't get worse. |
TexasObserver |
Oct-23-09 02:52 PM |
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You know who would make a spot-on Orly? |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 05:00 PM |
#125 |
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She's another one. |
TexasObserver |
Oct-23-09 07:19 PM |
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So that's what they teach you in these mail order law schools |
LynneSin |
Oct-23-09 08:54 AM |
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Delete. nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 09:03 AM |
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Aaaaagh! (Re: Orly Taitz Sex Talk) |
Hissyspit |
Oct-23-09 08:58 AM |
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What a train wreck that whole "birther" movement is... |
SidDithers |
Oct-23-09 09:08 AM |
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The story is semi-compelling, but the characters are pure gold--to a one. nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 09:33 AM |
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This would make a great comedy movie. Orly is the gift that keeps on giving. |
kwassa |
Oct-23-09 09:18 AM |
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Bookmarked to read when I get home |
tammywammy |
Oct-23-09 09:57 AM |
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You might want to warn your family or neighbors that what they will hear... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 10:05 AM |
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I was disappointed the site's blocked at work |
tammywammy |
Oct-23-09 10:12 AM |
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You will ROFL.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 10:17 AM |
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OMG!!! |
tammywammy |
Oct-23-09 09:55 PM |
#136 |
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You and me both |
gratuitous |
Oct-23-09 10:23 AM |
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That sounds too funny! n/t |
tammywammy |
Oct-23-09 10:28 AM |
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For the cube rats.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 10:27 AM |
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Stephanie has been on top of this story as well |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 10:29 AM |
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Well, it is filed apparently with the Feddie Court in the OC action. |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 10:54 AM |
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Wow...did you check out the signature comparisons? |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 11:23 AM |
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Yes, they are a perfect match |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 11:40 AM |
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Photoshop is am amazing tool... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:33 PM |
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As of this morning this declaration has not been filed |
merh |
Oct-23-09 11:53 AM |
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Maybe they don't know what to do with it. |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 12:05 PM |
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I am thinking, tho, that the supposed declarant by now would have heard about this... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:34 PM |
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My thoughts exactly. He seems familiar enough with the 'nets. |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:39 PM |
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I cannot imagine either that the supposed declarant has no clue... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:42 PM |
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We'll meet for lunch, there! |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:46 PM |
#94 |
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Ooooooh, just to be outside chambers when that is given to the judge to read! |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:48 PM |
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I would bet the clerks don't know what to do with that document. |
merh |
Oct-23-09 01:13 PM |
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Knowing a lot of feddie clerks, my guess would be... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 04:10 PM |
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LOL |
merh |
Oct-23-09 04:30 PM |
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Oh, no question! |
TorchTheWitch |
Oct-24-09 09:15 AM |
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I liked the part about how he had to abandon his DINOSAUR hunt |
iceman66 |
Oct-23-09 10:45 AM |
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Wow. Is she still a licensed lawyer? |
Kablooie |
Oct-23-09 11:31 AM |
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there's a disbarment action on scribd but it hasn't been filed. |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 12:40 PM |
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lincoln is also a convicted felon. |
busybl |
Oct-23-09 01:41 PM |
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Oh, for goodness sake has a post about it, too |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 11:39 AM |
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$300 lunches paid for by Orly's little people. |
Catshrink |
Oct-23-09 11:43 AM |
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Please edit to add.... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 12:43 PM |
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a fool and his money... nt |
dem mba |
Oct-23-09 01:05 PM |
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Marijuana's use and the effect on the brain |
euphoria12leo |
Oct-23-09 11:44 AM |
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You know a hallucination when you see one...n/t |
Mopar151 |
Oct-23-09 12:52 PM |
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This guy's also after the African Loch Ness Monster. |
EOTE |
Oct-23-09 12:30 PM |
#86 |
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an image of Mbembe |
merh |
Oct-23-09 01:53 PM |
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Looks more realistic than that Kenyan birth certificate. NT |
EOTE |
Oct-23-09 01:56 PM |
#111 |
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you lie down with dogs you get up with fleas |
dem mba |
Oct-23-09 12:54 PM |
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they're both nuts |
barbtries |
Oct-23-09 01:06 PM |
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Now up to the part where he cites Orwell's "1984" as a reference for copyright law...??? nt |
quiet.american |
Oct-23-09 01:28 PM |
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He contradicts himself right in the first paragraph. |
busybl |
Oct-23-09 01:35 PM |
#105 |
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Hello! nt |
quiet.american |
Oct-23-09 01:39 PM |
#106 |
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"Non compos mentis" right there... nt |
blondeatlast |
Oct-23-09 02:33 PM |
#112 |
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I'm tellin' ya! |
Mopar151 |
Oct-25-09 01:39 AM |
#143 |
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what an embarrassment! |
fascisthunter |
Oct-23-09 01:41 PM |
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Just finished it - this guy is a stone cold loon, but my god, this is some seriously lol material.nt |
quiet.american |
Oct-23-09 01:53 PM |
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That can't be real. |
tandot |
Oct-23-09 02:35 PM |
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The guy links to it from his YouTube site. |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 02:37 PM |
#114 |
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Holy shit. |
tandot |
Oct-23-09 02:54 PM |
#116 |
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As Dick Lane used to say, |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 04:05 PM |
#119 |
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even the minor characters are crazy. |
provis99 |
Oct-23-09 03:01 PM |
#117 |
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Bookmarking to read later. |
HillWilliam |
Oct-23-09 03:13 PM |
#118 |
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since I want desperately for it to be true, by murphy's law it won't be. |
Lerkfish |
Oct-23-09 04:55 PM |
#124 |
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Well, perk up, Fish... |
Hepburn |
Oct-23-09 05:13 PM |
#126 |
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well, that's not what I meant, I believe Smith might corroborate his own story |
Lerkfish |
Oct-23-09 06:14 PM |
#128 |
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He claimed sometime ago that she asked him to lie. |
tabatha |
Oct-23-09 06:42 PM |
#130 |
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I guess I"m just not willing to believe ANYTHING birthers claim |
Lerkfish |
Oct-24-09 10:07 AM |
#142 |
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What I want to know is -- Where the hell is Judge Carter's |
Catshrink |
Oct-23-09 05:32 PM |
#127 |
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Someone please tell me the purpose of outlining |
waiting for hope |
Oct-23-09 09:14 PM |
#134 |
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It's the hypocrisy... |
Catshrink |
Oct-23-09 09:15 PM |
#135 |
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Hypocrisy is one side to it ... |
waiting for hope |
Oct-24-09 02:06 AM |
#138 |
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Wow. |
crispini |
Oct-23-09 11:37 PM |
#137 |
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The description of Orly Taitz in the sack... |
Frank Cannon |
Oct-24-09 07:35 AM |
#139 |
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Dear lord, where to start with this train wreck |
davidpdx |
Oct-24-09 08:46 AM |
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