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Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows
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A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all.

As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey.

Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.

During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.

According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.

Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows.

"I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges.

"This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."

Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls.,0,7485962...

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  -Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows DainBramaged  Oct-03-09 09:51 AM   #0 
  - At least quaaludes were not involved.  rug   Oct-03-09 09:56 AM   #1 
  - Hence the Springsteen song, Jersey Girl.  TexasObserver   Oct-03-09 09:56 AM   #2 
  - LOL!  AnnieBW   Oct-03-09 11:11 AM   #23 
     - +1  Seldona   Oct-04-09 07:33 AM   #33 
  - Were the cows provocatively dressed?  Tierra_y_Libertad   Oct-03-09 09:58 AM   #3 
  - he liked the way they mooooved.  peekaloo   Oct-03-09 10:00 AM   #4 
  - They were wearing moo moos  panader0   Oct-03-09 10:36 AM   #18 
  - When asked to comment his former girlfriend said  Beetwasher   Oct-03-09 10:03 AM   #5 
  - When asked to comment his former girlfriend said  Wizard777   Oct-03-09 11:04 AM   #22 
  - I was absolutely sure this would be a Wisconsin story.  Jackpine Radical   Oct-03-09 10:03 AM   #6 
  - Kinda gives animal husbandry a whole new meaning, doesn't it?  Jackpine Radical   Oct-03-09 10:04 AM   #7 
  - LOL! badabing!  dalaigh lllama   Oct-03-09 10:11 AM   #10 
  - It isn't the farmers in Wisconsin that have sex with cows.  LiberalFighter   Oct-03-09 10:08 AM   #8 
     - Deleted message  Name removed   Oct-03-09 10:11 AM   #11 
  - Will they arrest the cows for having oral sex with the guy?  LiberalFighter   Oct-03-09 10:09 AM   #9 
  - why isnt he in jail for assaulting 3 girls?  Mari333   Oct-03-09 10:11 AM   #12 
  - Thats a lot of bull.  dbonds   Oct-03-09 10:19 AM   #13 
  - The cows were of age - in cow years - and consenting.  old mark   Oct-03-09 10:21 AM   #14 
  - My prurient curiosity is aroused - how many cows were involved?  ThomWV   Oct-03-09 10:26 AM   #15 
  - That Guy Is An Udder Failure....... (n/t)  Paladin   Oct-03-09 10:26 AM   #16 
  - Damn I wish I could find a copy of Jonathan Brandmeirer's Moo Moo song!  cherish44   Oct-03-09 10:31 AM   #17 
  - He has a girlfriend? She was in on molesting the girls?  tularetom   Oct-03-09 10:37 AM   #19 
  - Eat mor chikin  Ezlivin   Oct-03-09 10:42 AM   #20 
  - Ugh. He has a face  lillypaddle   Oct-03-09 10:59 AM   #21 
  - Typical Cop  gopiscrap   Oct-03-09 11:15 AM   #24 
  - Poor cows! That is gross  Generic Other   Oct-03-09 11:35 AM   #25 
  - Nothing to see here,  Rincewind   Oct-03-09 11:44 PM   #26 
  - That is the face of a cow-fucker  WildEyedLiberal   Oct-03-09 11:46 PM   #27 
  - This just in - Larry Craig is moving to New Jersey due to the lack of laws against bestiality  Major Hogwash   Oct-04-09 12:24 AM   #28 
  - Funny place for a carrot ... *CHOMP* nt  eppur_se_muova   Oct-04-09 01:12 AM   #29 
  - As Bart would say  daleo   Oct-04-09 02:13 AM   #30 
  - Any relation to Rick Santorum?  LTR   Oct-04-09 02:47 AM   #31 
  - Jesus Murphy....I need a Bloody Mary !  RagAss   Oct-04-09 07:21 AM   #32 
  - I hope the cow sues  davidpdx   Oct-04-09 08:07 AM   #34 
  - Mooving on, I see...  Deja Q   Oct-04-09 08:09 AM   #35 
  - Judges want to fuck cows. Juries want to fuck cows. Cops want to fuck cows.  slackmaster   Oct-04-09 08:14 AM   #36 
  - they'll be milking this story till the cows come home.  GreatCaesarsGhost   Oct-04-09 09:20 AM   #37 
  - It would behoove him to seek counseling. (nt)  Heidi   Oct-04-09 09:25 AM   #38 
  - OK Here's the back story  DainBramaged   Oct-04-09 09:44 AM   #39 

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