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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-19-09 08:50 PM
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2. sigh
Where to begin with the wrongness of that statement...
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  -OMG! You Know That Joke "Everyone Is Part Gay Because They Masturbate"? BlooInBloo  Sep-19-09 08:46 PM   #0 
  - What's with his fixation on the inner sex life of 11 year old boys?  varelse   Sep-19-09 08:48 PM   #1 
  - sigh  blogslut   Sep-19-09 08:50 PM   #2 
  - I don't even understand it.  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 01:39 AM   #59 
     - I'll try  blogslut   Sep-20-09 03:18 AM   #65 
        - wow - that was quite a hike through the crazy forest.  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 01:22 PM   #76 
  - There is no palm big enough for that  Dogmudgeon   Sep-19-09 08:50 PM   #3 
  - bwahahahahahahhaha!  keroro gunsou   Sep-20-09 08:43 PM   #92 
  - I read the article and he has some serious issues. Here you go...  uppityperson   Sep-19-09 08:52 PM   #4 
  - He Spends, Sir, A Lot Of Time Thinking About Pre-Pubescent Boys....  The Magistrate   Sep-19-09 08:53 PM   #5 
  - Your insight is impeccable.  Solomon   Sep-19-09 09:15 PM   #13 
  - So if you have sex with your clone is that masterbation or incest? nt.  Speck Tater   Sep-19-09 08:55 PM   #6 
  - Incesturbation?  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 08:57 PM   #7 
  - Twincest, it exists and isn't as hot as it sounds. Twins are creepy enough w/o touching each other.  DRoseDARs   Sep-19-09 10:47 PM   #40 
  - That's a business plan.  InternalDialogue   Sep-19-09 09:01 PM   #10 
  - I'd lean toward just clean fun. n/t  MrModerate   Sep-19-09 10:09 PM   #24 
     - Even more controversial, what if you went back in a time machine and had sex with yourself. nt  Speck Tater   Sep-19-09 10:27 PM   #31 
        - I don't think it works that way. nt  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 01:40 AM   #61 
  - Do any of these guys remember what it was like to be an 11 year old boy?  Chemisse   Sep-19-09 08:58 PM   #8 
  - I think I remember being an 11 year old boy better than he does  pnwmom   Sep-19-09 09:08 PM   #11 
     - (snarfle)  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 09:42 PM   #16 
     - You're lucky! I had swallowed that sip of beer.  juno jones   Sep-19-09 10:14 PM   #25 
     - I only remember what an 11 yr old boy felt like.  uppityperson   Sep-19-09 11:01 PM   #44 
     - Hahaha! nt  Chemisse   Sep-20-09 07:23 AM   #68 
     - Very nice...  MineralMan   Sep-20-09 09:33 AM   #72 
  - Looks like Schwartz is at it again  MajorChode   Sep-19-09 09:00 PM   #9 
  - And some advice for straight couples.  madeline_con   Sep-19-09 09:08 PM   #12 
  - But if you masturbate during the day, you can stay hard longer for your wife at night. n/t  Ian David   Sep-20-09 09:00 AM   #71 
     - It's good before dates too!  BlooInBloo   Sep-20-09 07:34 PM   #82 
        - Just don't get it in your hair. n/t  Ian David   Sep-20-09 07:44 PM   #85 
           - Or hers.  BlooInBloo   Sep-20-09 07:55 PM   #89 
  - tT he'r z n0th in g Wrr0gn wit h mmasturb atti0 n !11!  VOX   Sep-19-09 09:19 PM   #14 
  - Damn one-handed typers.  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 09:26 PM   #15 
  - I'm sorry.  ezgoingrl   Sep-19-09 09:45 PM   #17 
  - Is this the weekend DU jumped the fucking Shark ?  RagAss   Sep-19-09 09:50 PM   #18 
  - We Jump Sharks Twice Before Breakfast Here Daily, Sir, Fucking Or Otherwise  The Magistrate   Sep-19-09 09:53 PM   #20 
  - Based on the tart replies tonight I believe that you have been drinking Cognac Sir.  grantcart   Sep-19-09 09:56 PM   #21 
  - Drunk Magistrate! Drunk Magistrate!  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 09:58 PM   #23 
  - Why, Jest My Usual Sody-Pop, Sir....  The Magistrate   Sep-19-09 10:16 PM   #27 
     - Cheers!  Swamp Rat   Sep-19-09 10:50 PM   #41 
  - Whether the libation is sody-pop or otherwise:  juno jones   Sep-19-09 10:32 PM   #35 
  - greatest post ever. nt  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 07:21 PM   #79 
  - ROFL  alcibiades_mystery   Sep-20-09 07:38 PM   #84 
  - Uh... Jumping the shark for ripping on republican gay-bashing? Seriously?  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 09:57 PM   #22 
  - Mmmmm....fucking nuts.....  Jeff In Milwaukee   Sep-19-09 10:21 PM   #29 
  - I find this helps in a forum context....  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 10:37 PM   #37 
     - Thank you...  Jeff In Milwaukee   Sep-20-09 01:18 PM   #75 
  - +1  leftstreet   Sep-20-09 12:51 AM   #52 
  - Oh god, what stupidity.  Odin2005   Sep-19-09 09:50 PM   #19 
  - Hm, I see...Herr Schwartz do, please...  bridgit   Sep-19-09 10:15 PM   #26 
  - I love that couch.  juno jones   Sep-19-09 10:40 PM   #39 
     - We're on the flats in the valley...  bridgit   Sep-19-09 10:59 PM   #43 
     - This is the view from the deck of what was once my house  juno jones   Sep-20-09 12:46 AM   #51 
        - Gorgeous.  BlooInBloo   Sep-20-09 03:21 AM   #66 
        - Thanks!  juno jones   Sep-20-09 07:07 PM   #77 
        - Oh yeah, that's a nice part of the world, my brother had land in Penn Valley...  bridgit   Sep-20-09 04:34 AM   #67 
     - Where in the Sierras? Lived in Mammoth for ten years 1994-2004  unapatriciated   Sep-20-09 07:53 PM   #88 
  - Nothing will stop an 11 yr old from masturbating. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just nuts.  yellowcanine   Sep-19-09 10:20 PM   #28 
  - I can't wait to tell the guys at work.  juno jones   Sep-19-09 10:23 PM   #30 
  - "Tater Salad" has known this for years  Treo   Sep-19-09 10:28 PM   #32 
  - hahahaahaa!!! He certainly delivered it far better than I ever could have!  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 10:31 PM   #33 
  - "I did not know that about myself"  fishwax   Sep-19-09 11:19 PM   #45 
  - I might not agree with Ron White on everything...  Rude Dog   Sep-20-09 12:06 AM   #50 
  - Hahahaha...  redqueen   Sep-20-09 01:27 AM   #56 
  - How would he know!?  Rex   Sep-19-09 10:32 PM   #34 
  - heheheh!  Swamp Rat   Sep-19-09 10:39 PM   #38 
     - LOL!  Rex   Sep-19-09 10:52 PM   #42 
  - AWESOME!!  Swamp Rat   Sep-19-09 10:34 PM   #36 
  - for some reason, the request for a "collective (facepalm)" in a thread about masturbation amuses me  fishwax   Sep-19-09 11:23 PM   #46 
  - Actually, it's a thread about gay-bashing, but yah.  BlooInBloo   Sep-19-09 11:26 PM   #47 
  - LMAO! these people must lay awake all night thinking up this shit!  stuball111   Sep-19-09 11:55 PM   #48 
  - Wouldn't that actually make it AutoSexual Attraction?  TalkingDog   Sep-20-09 12:05 AM   #49 
  - pop quiz time! who said this:  Gabi Hayes   Sep-20-09 01:05 AM   #53 
  - Wow. He sounds INCREDIBLY concerned. Literally.  BlooInBloo   Sep-20-09 01:07 AM   #54 
  - That Old Christer Pervert Dobson, Sir, Of Course....  The Magistrate   Sep-20-09 01:08 AM   #55 
  - I don't understand why the kid's supposed to become disinterested in Playboy.  redqueen   Sep-20-09 01:34 AM   #57 
  - Apparently, Ma'am, He is Supposed To Fear Arousal By Naked Women Will Make Him A Homosexual  The Magistrate   Sep-20-09 01:36 AM   #58 
  - It'd take a special kind of stupid to believe that.  redqueen   Sep-20-09 01:50 AM   #62 
     - There You Go, Ma'am....  The Magistrate   Sep-20-09 01:54 AM   #64 
     - I had to have it explained also. Here's what i was told  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 07:27 PM   #81 
  - Error it is, trying to understand, young padawan.  BlooInBloo   Sep-20-09 01:40 AM   #60 
     - lol  redqueen   Sep-20-09 01:51 AM   #63 
  - Does that mean masturbation is incest?  lame54   Sep-20-09 07:28 AM   #69 
  - Leaving the lights on must be homosexual too  muriel_volestrangler   Sep-20-09 07:57 AM   #70 
  - "And that's a slippery slope"....  BlooInBloo   Sep-20-09 11:14 AM   #73 
  - I thought that only applied if one is limber enough to suck one's own cock?  mitchum   Sep-20-09 11:30 AM   #74 
  - Reminds me of that old joke...  Harry Monroe   Sep-20-09 07:36 PM   #83 
     - two guys are watching a dog lick his balls  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 07:47 PM   #87 
        - I heard it told another way  Harry Monroe   Sep-20-09 11:31 PM   #93 
  - Man, some people can make gay whipping boys out of ANYTHING.  donco6   Sep-20-09 07:15 PM   #78 
  - I wonder what happens if you google that?  subcomhd   Sep-20-09 07:45 PM   #86 
  - I Am Very Relieved. This means I'm only gay twice a day...  NYC_SKP   Sep-20-09 07:25 PM   #80 
  - I'm reminded of this quote:  Incitatus   Sep-20-09 08:30 PM   #90 
  - dupe  Incitatus   Sep-20-09 08:30 PM   #91 
  - You know, some of these nutbag far-right droids might do themselves a huge  saltpoint   Sep-20-09 11:35 PM   #94 
     - I'll contribute.  BlooInBloo   Sep-21-09 04:52 PM   #95 
        - : )  saltpoint   Sep-21-09 08:07 PM   #96 
 

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