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Mon Sep-21-09 02:33 AM
Response to Reply #51 |
| 122. My grandmother used to say this all the time, but I never knew what it meant, and apparently never |
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cared enough to ask. Kinda curious now, though.
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| -"We Can Quote the Bible Too!" HAHAHAHAAHAHA - I want to make a bumper sticker out of this! |
Taverner |
Sep-19-09 03:06 PM |
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Man, that'll piss off a lot of folks in Fundie land, land of high teen pregnancy rates. nt |
Selatius |
Sep-19-09 03:07 PM |
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Nothing wrong with Fundies |
krispos42 |
Sep-20-09 02:16 AM |
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Bibliolotry is idiocy |
mudplanet |
Sep-20-09 10:12 AM |
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Wrong pic of Radner. |
TicketyBoo |
Sep-20-09 03:20 PM |
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They'll just deny the verses carry any weight anymore |
Posteritatis |
Sep-20-09 01:06 PM |
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But the Bible is to be taken literally, of course. n/t |
krkaufman |
Sep-20-09 02:06 PM |
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I lack the brain damage to hold both concepts in my head at once... |
Posteritatis |
Sep-20-09 02:06 PM |
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Except the parts that aren't. |
smoogatz |
Sep-20-09 03:12 PM |
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Now THAT made me laugh |
tammywammy |
Sep-19-09 03:07 PM |
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That ain't King James.. |
Fumesucker |
Sep-19-09 03:09 PM |
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Same basic idea. |
Barack_America |
Sep-19-09 03:11 PM |
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Poor woman |
Laf.La.Dem. |
Sep-19-09 03:14 PM |
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Women are only property in the Old Testament. Nothing more. |
jesus_of_suburbia |
Sep-19-09 05:26 PM |
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It kind of makes you wonder... |
AsahinaKimi |
Sep-20-09 02:48 PM |
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I don't think she gets the choice. The men decide her demise. |
dmr |
Sep-20-09 02:15 AM |
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King James is the furthest translation anyway. nt |
LaydeeBug |
Sep-19-09 03:14 PM |
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I know.. |
Fumesucker |
Sep-19-09 03:16 PM |
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most fundies actually use the NIV |
canucksawbones |
Sep-20-09 01:06 PM |
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"If the King James bible was good enough for Jesus, its good enough for me! And that's all I have to |
EmilyAnne |
Sep-19-09 03:28 PM |
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Well, Jesus could have read the "Bible" ... |
krkaufman |
Sep-20-09 02:12 PM |
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300 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets cost a freakin' fortune! n/t |
blueworld |
Sep-19-09 03:45 PM |
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I think this is where they found their biblical quote: |
formercia |
Sep-19-09 04:21 PM |
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LOL.. This is where I found it.. |
Fumesucker |
Sep-19-09 09:44 PM |
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You should check out the humor section |
formercia |
Sep-20-09 08:53 AM |
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Formericia and Fumesucker, I want to have your babies |
Rozlee |
Sep-20-09 12:19 PM |
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Well, that's a good case for evolution, I'd say. |
krkaufman |
Sep-20-09 02:16 PM |
#104 |
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I'm flattered. |
formercia |
Sep-20-09 02:56 PM |
#106 |
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Simple enough: |
appal_jack |
Sep-19-09 04:32 PM |
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Did you copy the scripture from my post or look it up yourself? |
Fumesucker |
Sep-19-09 09:43 PM |
#40 |
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Even if you do use KJ |
svpadgham |
Sep-20-09 11:26 AM |
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*Most* of them are hypocrites.. |
Fumesucker |
Sep-20-09 12:22 PM |
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Who cares what version it is? |
Seldona |
Sep-20-09 01:35 PM |
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Why, fundies care, of course.. |
Fumesucker |
Sep-20-09 03:07 PM |
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It is the same message, but with more words. |
redqueen |
Sep-20-09 01:39 AM |
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Where did I say there was any contradiction? |
Fumesucker |
Sep-20-09 08:56 AM |
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I got your point and I think it's entirely accurate |
bc3000 |
Sep-20-09 11:03 AM |
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Give the Fundies the Cliff Notes version. That's a lot for one sign... |
johnfunk |
Sep-20-09 09:28 AM |
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Best way to shut down these hateful bigots, IMO. Nosy, Lying cherry-pickers. |
KittyWampus |
Sep-19-09 03:10 PM |
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gee, guess i'm glad i was a virgin... oh wait... nevermind... why doesn't a man |
ejpoeta |
Sep-19-09 03:12 PM |
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See Jeff Sharlet's book, "C Street House" |
Bozita |
Sep-19-09 03:29 PM |
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yeah, just like people wiping off their bs on the way in the church.... |
ejpoeta |
Sep-19-09 03:54 PM |
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"why doesn't a man get executed if he is not a virgin?" |
Wounded Bear |
Sep-20-09 01:00 AM |
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Ding, ding, ding! That's a winner! |
AllyCat |
Sep-20-09 01:24 PM |
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That may be the case unless he comes up with the 10,000 Coins |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 11:36 PM |
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off to the Greatest with ye! |
peacebird |
Sep-19-09 03:14 PM |
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The Fundy term is "Proof-Texting" |
Dogmudgeon |
Sep-19-09 03:14 PM |
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Except that it is not an accurate summary of those verses. nt |
Learning Nomad |
Sep-19-09 03:16 PM |
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link? |
LaydeeBug |
Sep-19-09 03:18 PM |
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Maybe that its not an accurate summary because its not even a summary? Its a direct quote. |
EmilyAnne |
Sep-19-09 03:21 PM |
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No, it's not even cl.ose to a direct quote |
Learning Nomad |
Sep-19-09 03:36 PM |
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Oh well, then that makes the stoning of women okay. |
Barack_America |
Sep-19-09 05:28 PM |
#34 |
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Wrong. |
TokenQueer |
Sep-19-09 05:39 PM |
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Just read the verses. If she can't PROVE her virginity and her husband "hates" her, she must be |
EmilyAnne |
Sep-19-09 06:56 PM |
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You are misinterpreting the verses. |
girl gone mad |
Sep-20-09 01:03 AM |
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That, Sir, is Nonesensical Enough To License Supposition You Have A Divinity Doctorate |
The Magistrate |
Sep-20-09 01:49 AM |
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"Nonesensical Enough To License Supposition You Have A Divinity Doctorate", LOL, DUzy!!! |
Odin2005 |
Sep-20-09 01:55 AM |
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Meant In Dead Earnest, Sir, Even So.... |
The Magistrate |
Sep-20-09 01:58 AM |
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"in her father's house" was terminology indicating a state of being |
BlancheSplanchnik |
Sep-20-09 09:00 AM |
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Oh my stars you believe this crap! Sick. |
AllyCat |
Sep-20-09 01:30 PM |
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Any way you read it, it's a paternal pile of shit |
MrMickeysMom |
Sep-20-09 01:31 PM |
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Umm.... you should like, crack a bible and check before saying something so dumb. |
Political Heretic |
Sep-20-09 11:03 AM |
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My father is an evangelical preacher, so I have cracked many bibles. You are right that its not a |
EmilyAnne |
Sep-20-09 01:03 PM |
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See post 3. |
Barack_America |
Sep-19-09 03:22 PM |
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Oh, balls |
charlie |
Sep-19-09 03:22 PM |
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I notice they sort of 'say it ain't so' with nothing but bullshit backing them. |
LaydeeBug |
Sep-21-09 09:03 PM |
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Always picking on the girls. |
aquart |
Sep-19-09 03:19 PM |
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patriarchal garbage... don't know how woman sit there in church and swallow that bs |
Liberal_in_LA |
Sep-20-09 12:32 AM |
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Amen! |
redqueen |
Sep-20-09 01:43 AM |
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Along the same lines: |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Sep-19-09 03:22 PM |
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originally an open letter to Dr. Laura. |
subcomhd |
Sep-20-09 12:30 AM |
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Leviticus is fucked up. nt. |
druidity33 |
Sep-20-09 07:21 AM |
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I can do you one better: Paul has a bad hair day;recommends castration to pro-circumcision apostles |
Nikki Stone1 |
Sep-19-09 03:24 PM |
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Definite win. |
BlooInBloo |
Sep-19-09 03:37 PM |
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Good one |
ayeshahaqqiqa |
Sep-19-09 04:45 PM |
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Hmm... that complicates a pre-nuptial agreement |
Canuckistanian |
Sep-19-09 04:55 PM |
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If thy penis offends thee, cut it off |
johnnypneumatic |
Sep-19-09 05:03 PM |
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See post #19 |
Nikki Stone1 |
Sep-20-09 12:39 AM |
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So the right wing is a bunch of liberals? |
Lagomorph |
Sep-19-09 05:07 PM |
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They should really make a "Choose Your Own Bible". |
Initech |
Sep-19-09 05:10 PM |
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K & R |
democracy1st |
Sep-19-09 05:30 PM |
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Was this at a Gay Marriage rally? |
ThatsMyBarack |
Sep-19-09 05:42 PM |
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I think so. |
Barack_America |
Sep-19-09 06:49 PM |
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This and many other verses in that book ... |
jimlup |
Sep-19-09 10:07 PM |
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Not to mention the fact that.. |
girl gone mad |
Sep-20-09 12:55 AM |
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Curiously, I've never met any Jews, Christians, or Muslims who advocated |
struggle4progress |
Sep-20-09 12:22 AM |
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Have you ever considered they only advocate the parts they want to advocate |
tabasco |
Sep-20-09 10:35 AM |
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The OP was pointing out the hypocrisy of the fundies who conveniently ignore |
kestrel91316 |
Sep-20-09 10:56 AM |
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Can't fit "Deuteronomy" on a bumper sticker - too many letters. |
ddeclue |
Sep-20-09 12:58 AM |
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How about... "Deuuuter..." |
MrMickeysMom |
Sep-20-09 01:37 PM |
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I told a neighbor that was spouting off |
busybl |
Sep-20-09 01:07 AM |
#51 |
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My grandmother used to say this all the time, but I never knew what it meant, and apparently never |
lib_wit_it |
Sep-21-09 02:33 AM |
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Did you know there are those that wants to make that law? Christian Reconstructionism |
Shallah Kali |
Sep-20-09 01:27 AM |
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why are they called Christians? |
busybl |
Sep-20-09 01:44 AM |
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That always puzzles me too |
dmr |
Sep-20-09 02:28 AM |
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I call them "Old Testament Christians" because they follow the OT |
Catshrink |
Sep-20-09 10:39 AM |
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I don't think so. The Old Testament is only a fraction of Jewish teachings and laws. |
1monster |
Sep-20-09 11:56 AM |
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That reminds me of this: |
MessiahRp |
Sep-20-09 01:19 PM |
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Lots of good stuff in Matthew |
FreedomFlower |
Sep-20-09 11:54 PM |
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These insane Bible quotes should be on billboards across the country and we should |
Quixote1818 |
Sep-20-09 02:24 AM |
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Yes, I was thinking the same thing. Also, hows about highlighting the lines in all the hotel room |
lib_wit_it |
Sep-21-09 02:36 AM |
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I would totally contribute to that bold endeavor! |
Veruca Salt |
Sep-21-09 01:39 PM |
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Send this to all Republican fundamentalists |
The Wizard |
Sep-20-09 08:20 AM |
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"Stone Bristol Palin" |
johnfunk |
Sep-20-09 09:30 AM |
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I hardly think it's fair to stone only the child and not the mother who failed to fulfill her |
lib_wit_it |
Sep-21-09 02:44 AM |
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A fundie wrath TWO-FER!! |
johnfunk |
Sep-21-09 08:29 AM |
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The original "Saw" |
Ezlivin |
Sep-20-09 09:47 AM |
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This is what happens when you give a little power to some primitive, nomadic Semite males |
bertman |
Sep-20-09 10:02 AM |
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Quote this Bible |
Catshrink |
Sep-20-09 10:03 AM |
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Inaccurate summation ignoring the context of the passage AND the parts skipped |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 10:14 AM |
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Longwinded and equally irrelevant |
Analyticalist |
Sep-20-09 11:56 AM |
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Do you have a flagman 50 feet in front of you when you drive??? |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 11:49 PM |
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A Pretty Weak Apologia, Sir |
The Magistrate |
Sep-20-09 10:25 PM |
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I see you agree with me. |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 11:33 PM |
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Not Really, Sir |
The Magistrate |
Sep-21-09 12:14 AM |
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This is a ridiculously underused technique for getting RWers to shut the hell up for two seconds. /m |
lib_wit_it |
Sep-20-09 10:25 AM |
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What about the New Testament? Jesus said people should hate their parents. |
pauldp |
Sep-20-09 11:04 AM |
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True, Sir: A Real 'Family Values' Type, Our Jeshua bar Josef.... |
The Magistrate |
Sep-20-09 11:24 AM |
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KandR for Bible quotes! |
Dystopian |
Sep-20-09 11:20 AM |
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Sigh, but I guess the male non-virgin got a pass, hmmm? |
1monster |
Sep-20-09 11:36 AM |
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All stems from when we went from Hunter-Gatherer to Agricultural |
Taverner |
Sep-20-09 11:39 AM |
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Not quite true, women GAINED power when people turned to farming |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 04:35 PM |
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I thought ag rev and herding were at least a few thousand years apart |
Taverner |
Sep-20-09 04:38 PM |
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The issue is mucky, seem to occur at the same time, but varies |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 10:50 PM |
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You Miss A Couple Of Major Elements Here, Sir |
The Magistrate |
Sep-20-09 09:18 PM |
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The big example is the American Indians |
happyslug |
Sep-20-09 11:14 PM |
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Who Have No Relevance, Sir, To the Cultural Pool We Are Discussing |
The Magistrate |
Sep-21-09 12:27 AM |
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Haven't you heard? |
Analyticalist |
Sep-20-09 12:04 PM |
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Excellent...Pick and Choose is always best against fundy haters... |
LeftHander |
Sep-21-09 07:39 AM |
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Cafeteria Christianists. It is to laugh... |
johnfunk |
Sep-21-09 08:51 PM |
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K&R |
Soylent Brice |
Sep-21-09 08:36 AM |
#127 |
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Old Testament Law is for Jews |
greenham622 |
Sep-22-09 02:15 AM |
#131 |
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Now THERE's a death panel. |
JHB |
Sep-22-09 02:59 AM |
#132 |
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