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Wed Sep-16-09 09:35 PM
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| congress to end poverty by requiring all americans to become wealthy or face fines |
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hey, if it makes sense to solve the problem of uninsured americans that way, why not use it for other problems? solve the unemployment problem by forcing the unemployed to get jobs or face fines. save the auto sector by forcing americans to buy cars or face fines. so much potential in this private mandate concept! 
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| -congress to end poverty by requiring all americans to become wealthy or face fines |
unblock |
Sep-16-09 09:35 PM |
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That headline is Onion-worthy! |
smokey nj |
Sep-16-09 09:36 PM |
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they say that truth is always stranger than fiction - case in point here I think |
tomm2thumbs |
Sep-17-09 02:26 PM |
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Wickedly delicious.... |
AnneD |
Sep-16-09 09:39 PM |
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self-delete |
Ken Burch |
Sep-17-09 07:48 PM |
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Y'know, "A Modest Proposal" has always made me a little nervous about eating |
Ken Burch |
Sep-17-09 07:49 PM |
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What if they can't pay the fine or penalty? Are they going to reinstitute the poor house? |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Sep-16-09 09:39 PM |
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they won't have to, silly! out of fear of fines, everyone will choose to become wealthy instead! |
unblock |
Sep-16-09 09:42 PM |
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I don't know what came over me |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Sep-16-09 09:52 PM |
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capital idea! send it to baucus! |
unblock |
Sep-16-09 09:55 PM |
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Road Gang Slavery..... |
AnneD |
Sep-16-09 09:43 PM |
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That's what I envision. Prison! FREE health care! nt |
Why Syzygy |
Sep-17-09 10:41 AM |
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Duplicate post - sorry |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Sep-16-09 09:40 PM |
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100% employment! A Worker's Paradise! n/t |
Xipe Totec |
Sep-16-09 09:40 PM |
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Can I get a tax credit and a side of deregulation to go with that? |
Liberal Veteran |
Sep-16-09 09:41 PM |
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Only If We Cut Capital Gains |
jberryhill |
Sep-16-09 10:08 PM |
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Bush the first ..yes I remember.. we all see how well that worked out I hope. nt |
wroberts189 |
Sep-17-09 12:15 AM |
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Too bad ignorance can't be as easily fixed |
havocmom |
Sep-16-09 09:43 PM |
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fixed, no. fined, yes. after all, what is a lottery but a fine on stupidity? |
unblock |
Sep-16-09 10:41 PM |
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felony or misdemeaner ? |
excess_3 |
Sep-16-09 09:43 PM |
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Rush often lurks around DU |
Gman |
Sep-16-09 09:43 PM |
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Rush suggested taxing the poor years ago. Link |
denverbill |
Sep-17-09 03:39 PM |
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After reading some of the |
femrap |
Sep-16-09 09:45 PM |
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Max will have his banking lobbyist buddies write a bill for him. |
PA Democrat |
Sep-16-09 09:45 PM |
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Not 13% - they're supposed to deposit 33% - |
haele |
Sep-17-09 05:30 PM |
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My Gut Hurts from |
burrowowl |
Sep-16-09 09:52 PM |
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The up side is that when we're all wealthy, we won't have to pay many taxes! |
intheflow |
Sep-16-09 09:57 PM |
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then we can REALLY end welfare as we know it! |
unblock |
Sep-16-09 10:04 PM |
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Applause! Applause! By gawd you've solved it! The end of poverty! |
scarletwoman |
Sep-16-09 10:04 PM |
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That is FUNNY! |
branders seine |
Sep-16-09 10:09 PM |
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BRILLIANT ... I have never heard a more lucid analogy made yet. KNR nt |
wroberts189 |
Sep-16-09 10:12 PM |
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EXCELLENT!!! |
MichiganVote |
Sep-16-09 10:17 PM |
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Excellent. Bailouts are only for the fat cats. |
Vidar |
Sep-16-09 10:23 PM |
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Ya ...... pretty much. |
Stinky The Clown |
Sep-16-09 10:55 PM |
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Kicking -- this wonderful post deserves to be on the front page! (nt) |
scarletwoman |
Sep-16-09 11:06 PM |
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Well, this IS the only approach Repugs understand ... |
eppur_se_muova |
Sep-16-09 11:33 PM |
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Kicking this because I want to. nt |
wroberts189 |
Sep-16-09 11:55 PM |
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Darn it! |
blogslut |
Sep-17-09 12:17 AM |
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Sad thing is that most freepers & GD-P DUers who would agree with those ideas! |
earth mom |
Sep-17-09 03:12 AM |
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i guess it's kinda colbert-esque in that way |
unblock |
Sep-17-09 06:03 AM |
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kick/rec |
Hannah Bell |
Sep-17-09 03:15 AM |
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I love this. |
Naturyl |
Sep-17-09 03:24 AM |
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The preferred ideal re American "reform" = drops to its knees & sucks shit from ass |
Echo In Light |
Sep-17-09 06:27 AM |
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K & R. The sad thing is, what we take as a complete joke, the right wing is dead-serious about. |
HughBeaumont |
Sep-17-09 06:50 AM |
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For crying out loud! What do you mean? In all seriousness, they're |
Joe Chi Minh |
Sep-17-09 07:57 AM |
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Require homeless people to buy homes! |
PA Democrat |
Sep-17-09 08:00 AM |
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yes! and require the hungry to get food or face fines! |
unblock |
Sep-17-09 08:38 AM |
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AMAZING! Send that idea to Whitehouse right away! nt |
anonymous171 |
Sep-17-09 11:18 AM |
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Fix the housing crisis |
lapislzi |
Sep-17-09 08:54 AM |
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haha! Obviously why we've been misbehaving |
Why Syzygy |
Sep-17-09 10:40 AM |
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well, if you ask the insurers, yeah, that IS the problem |
unblock |
Sep-17-09 10:49 AM |
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Let me add: Oh yes ...they want those that are young and healthy. |
wroberts189 |
Sep-17-09 02:37 PM |
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and a single sentence illuminates a whole like of bull shit |
grantcart |
Sep-17-09 10:50 AM |
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ha ha, i like the idea of a trap for the sarcasm-impaired! |
unblock |
Sep-17-09 11:15 AM |
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Ahh "progressive" thought at it's finest. K&R. nt |
anonymous171 |
Sep-17-09 11:17 AM |
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I'll agree to that, but only on the condition that you give me tort reform!!!! nt |
Romulox |
Sep-17-09 11:19 AM |
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great thread!! k & r. |
jonnyblitz |
Sep-17-09 11:21 AM |
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NEXT: Congress to require poor and unemployed to prepay capital gains tax |
jeffbr |
Sep-17-09 11:22 AM |
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And NO SUBSIDIZING those people too lazy to become wealthy! |
leftstreet |
Sep-17-09 11:23 AM |
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So what about all these grandmas lined up for recycling? |
RedCloud |
Sep-17-09 12:57 PM |
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Can I get a bailout *before* I make with the financial malfeasance? |
KansDem |
Sep-17-09 12:59 PM |
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That's how we get wealthy: bailout. n/t |
proReality |
Sep-17-09 01:35 PM |
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Damn, that cuts through the crap. Thanks. K&R nt |
Mithreal |
Sep-17-09 01:31 PM |
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And all the teabagers are nodding.... |
vinylsolution |
Sep-17-09 01:40 PM |
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Republicans have been pushing the "require everyone to buy health insurance" |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Sep-17-09 02:02 PM |
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Romneycare in Massachusetts |
Jon Boston |
Sep-17-09 04:23 PM |
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Or ending cluelessnes by requiring everyone to buy a clue. |
Ken Burch |
Sep-17-09 07:58 PM |
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Wot? |
irislake |
Sep-17-09 02:04 PM |
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I want to force people to eat vegetables - I think it would be a better health care plan anyway |
tomm2thumbs |
Sep-17-09 02:24 PM |
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The whole spin in MA was that premiums would go down if there was a mandate. |
wroberts189 |
Sep-17-09 02:28 PM |
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You're a visionary... |
blueworld |
Sep-17-09 02:36 PM |
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Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!! |
omega minimo |
Sep-17-09 02:38 PM |
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100th rec |
gaspee |
Sep-17-09 02:39 PM |
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The kicker is they did it a decade ago and we just didn't notice. |
jotsy |
Sep-17-09 03:01 PM |
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Did they find the DNA link to poverty yet -- ??? |
defendandprotect |
Sep-17-09 03:06 PM |
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Holy cow! Can I share that? |
Kitty Herder |
Sep-17-09 03:39 PM |
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please do! |
unblock |
Sep-17-09 04:02 PM |
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Solve the starvation problem by forcing people to buy food or face fines |
Vincardog |
Sep-17-09 04:22 PM |
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Brilliant. I LOVE this mandate solution! |
freddie mertz |
Sep-17-09 04:31 PM |
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humanity wastes it's time |
undergroundpanther |
Sep-17-09 05:07 PM |
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The Swiss and the German plans are like this. |
treestar |
Sep-17-09 05:08 PM |
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i'm very wonky, when i'm not cracking wise. |
unblock |
Sep-17-09 06:14 PM |
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Like the Baucus plan?? nt |
wroberts189 |
Sep-17-09 06:26 PM |
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Concise, true and funny, |
truedelphi |
Sep-17-09 05:43 PM |
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Kicked and recommended. |
Uncle Joe |
Sep-17-09 06:32 PM |
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Spot on |
liberal N proud |
Sep-17-09 07:06 PM |
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K & R... |
winyanstaz |
Sep-17-09 07:09 PM |
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The hansomly paid-off Baucus & Conrad by the insurance corporations certainly believe this. |
GreenTea |
Sep-17-09 07:16 PM |
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Good God...now Baucus is gonna THINK ABOUT IT! |
Ken Burch |
Sep-17-09 07:45 PM |
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If they force me to buy a car, can I at least get a break on the insurance cost? |
TK421 |
Sep-17-09 07:51 PM |
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K,R, and repost to my FB page |
WyoHiker |
Sep-17-09 09:03 PM |
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Awesome |
ptownbro |
Sep-17-09 09:07 PM |
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