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Mon Aug-03-09 11:06 PM
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| 144. This is my nightmare of when I die tomorrow after my 5TH HOUR on hold w/ Verizon "Customer Service" |
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Edited on Mon Aug-03-09 11:17 PM by beac
this week and am reborn in Alaska where Sarah Palin has gone all mavericky and unquit quitting. And yes, this was my actual generated "Palin Baby Name" back in August of '08 ( http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html ) although I have no Certificate of Live Mirth to prove it. Suck it, Orly!  ETA: Sorry Sarah for making fun of me, your imaginary child, b/c I know the troops must be really disappointed in me right now.  |
| -Make your own fake Kenyan birth certificate! |
EarlG |
Aug-02-09 11:13 PM |
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Brilliant! This is great! |
Mrs. Overall |
Aug-02-09 11:16 PM |
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my authentic Kenyan BC |
misha trotsky |
Aug-04-09 10:06 AM |
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Nice! |
Quantess |
Aug-05-09 01:55 AM |
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I have posted my cat's Kenyan BC |
misha trotsky |
Aug-06-09 10:18 AM |
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K&R |
merh |
Aug-02-09 11:16 PM |
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YAY! I can't wait to see some of the creations... posted in this thread. |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-02-09 11:17 PM |
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Oh, God, this is great! |
MrMickeysMom |
Aug-02-09 11:17 PM |
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Sorta |
Blumpy |
Aug-04-09 05:46 PM |
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BWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! |
WeDidIt |
Aug-02-09 11:17 PM |
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Oily Taters is the best name for her. Excellent. |
tabatha |
Aug-02-09 11:18 PM |
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Has it been added to the DU Dictionary, yet? |
johnaries |
Aug-02-09 11:22 PM |
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I just call her "Oily Taint". |
Arkana |
Aug-02-09 11:23 PM |
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me too |
Cheap_Trick |
Aug-03-09 12:20 AM |
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I just died a little. |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 12:52 AM |
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you're just fucking evil |
CatWoman |
Aug-02-09 11:18 PM |
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I APPROVE |
Skittles |
Aug-02-09 11:20 PM |
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Heh. |
Cessna Invesco Palin |
Aug-02-09 11:19 PM |
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Or Romney and his kids caption contest....... |
Bennyboy |
Aug-03-09 10:17 AM |
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And that is why I love this place so much. K&R! |
johnaries |
Aug-02-09 11:20 PM |
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HAhA hAHaH AHAH AH HA aH aHAH aH AH AH aH aH ah |
cliffordu |
Aug-02-09 11:20 PM |
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I seldom hit the rec button |
ohheckyeah |
Aug-02-09 11:23 PM |
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K&R!!!! |
cliffordu |
Aug-02-09 11:26 PM |
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Whip up a batch for these guys... |
niceypoo |
Aug-02-09 11:29 PM |
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don't forget Condi, Colin Powell and Clarence Thomas |
whoneedstickets |
Aug-02-09 11:38 PM |
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Rush Limbaugh... |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:23 AM |
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Occupation: asshat. LOL! |
LuckyLib |
Aug-03-09 02:13 PM |
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Signed by John Yoo-Hoo! |
dmr |
Aug-03-09 04:43 PM |
#130 |
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Must not leave out Armstrong Williams! |
BumRushDaShow |
Aug-03-09 07:11 AM |
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Best BC thread evar! |
slackmaster |
Aug-02-09 11:33 PM |
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Yuk, yuk yuk! |
pinto |
Aug-02-09 11:34 PM |
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THIS JUST IN!!! OMG!!! |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-02-09 11:34 PM |
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I'm gonna wake the pups laughing at that masterpiece |
BooBluePotion |
Aug-02-09 11:47 PM |
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HAHaha ah HAhaHAH aH aH |
cliffordu |
Aug-03-09 12:04 AM |
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Hey, the backward rooster pointing "thattaway" is unique and inimitable! |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-03-09 12:07 AM |
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OMG |
graywarrior |
Aug-03-09 03:50 AM |
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Please! At my age the bladder is getting weaker! Almost forgot - KnR! |
Mnemosyne |
Aug-03-09 11:49 AM |
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LMAO |
Uzybone |
Aug-05-09 01:56 AM |
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I love it. |
myrna minx |
Aug-02-09 11:36 PM |
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The authentic looking folds (um, who folds up a BC?) def fooled at least one freep! |
K8-EEE |
Aug-02-09 11:40 PM |
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Not to be, um, ya know, a freeper but |
SleeplessInAlabama |
Aug-03-09 02:01 AM |
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Dude, you are SO evil. I love it. n/t |
TygrBright |
Aug-02-09 11:42 PM |
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I think I did it wrong |
noamnety |
Aug-02-09 11:42 PM |
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It's gonna suck to be you. They're going to quarantine your cat. |
Buzz Clik |
Aug-03-09 07:04 AM |
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Brilliant |
proud patriot |
Aug-02-09 11:44 PM |
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Oh, man. |
AspenRose |
Aug-02-09 11:48 PM |
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Here |
DainBramaged |
Aug-03-09 12:00 AM |
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Yep. Without the folds, it ain't real |
Number23 |
Aug-03-09 12:05 AM |
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Freepers find post! |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:10 AM |
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The Freeper thread exulting over the fake: 4,716 posts |
Jim Lane |
Aug-03-09 01:58 AM |
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Exactly what direction is Freeperville going ...? |
Hissyspit |
Aug-03-09 04:57 AM |
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You're right, it's not a new direction, but they're going there with remarkable zeal |
Jim Lane |
Aug-03-09 06:10 AM |
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I do hope they are dreaming |
texastoast |
Aug-03-09 07:48 AM |
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Doesn't take much to distract them does it? |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 05:13 PM |
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LOL! |
EFerrari |
Aug-03-09 12:11 AM |
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I can't fathom how unbelievably stupid.. |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:18 AM |
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They're great entertainment. |
EFerrari |
Aug-03-09 12:21 AM |
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Yep... better than Bugs Bunny.. almost |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:24 AM |
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I'm gonna make a thousand and send em out! Thanks! |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:21 AM |
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Unbelievably funny and cool. |
stevedeshazer |
Aug-03-09 12:22 AM |
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Can we do Lou Dobbs? |
sorrowspath |
Aug-03-09 12:32 AM |
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No one in their right mind would ever "do" Lou Dobbs. |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 02:02 AM |
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Welcome to DU! |
Strong Atheist |
Aug-03-09 10:23 AM |
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his just HAS to be Mexican n/t |
frogcycle |
Aug-03-09 09:25 PM |
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LMFAO!!!! |
Hepburn |
Aug-03-09 12:37 AM |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! |
BattyDem |
Aug-03-09 12:39 AM |
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Hey! I already made mine for Rush Limpballs hours ago! Who stole my idea!! |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 12:48 AM |
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I saw that, and I salute you. |
bleever |
Aug-03-09 01:11 AM |
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Honestly I kept looking at that and I didn't have a clue what you were saying for a good 50 seconds. |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:14 AM |
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Here's mine! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Aug-03-09 12:52 AM |
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Bravo! |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-03-09 01:11 AM |
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Ah, thanks, sweetie! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Aug-03-09 01:19 AM |
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Delete n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 01:50 AM |
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I got it, thanks! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Aug-03-09 01:53 AM |
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Clever! (n/t) |
WorseBeforeBetter |
Aug-05-09 01:35 AM |
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Taitz might get a kick out of our creations... |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 12:57 AM |
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Kickin' it again!!! |
cliffordu |
Aug-03-09 01:03 AM |
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Anyone can play! Here is proof Glenn Beck was born in Kenya! |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 01:13 AM |
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Dear lord, that is hilarious! |
graywarrior |
Aug-03-09 03:56 AM |
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back issues avail. on request |
BlancheSplanchnik |
Aug-03-09 10:37 AM |
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While they last, that is |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 10:44 AM |
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The Seal of Wasabi Province is quite realistic |
704wipes |
Aug-03-09 10:03 PM |
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It's a relic from ancient tribal tradition......... |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 11:09 PM |
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Excellent! I reckon this deserves to get pinned for a while. |
Turborama |
Aug-03-09 01:15 AM |
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I didn't either. I just used paint |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 01:23 AM |
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Or Picasa 3 (it's free from google). |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:25 AM |
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Dubya, Cheney & Rove signatures for you to use ... |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 01:21 AM |
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Opps! Forgot Rummy's ... |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 11:41 PM |
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Cooool! |
Stellar |
Aug-03-09 01:23 AM |
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Heh heh heh! |
krispos42 |
Aug-03-09 01:33 AM |
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+1 |
Lost-in-FL |
Aug-03-09 09:58 AM |
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LOVE the seal! Your BC--classic! |
classof56 |
Aug-03-09 12:01 PM |
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Someone needs to do one for Reagan and all the Bushes nt |
sarah FAILIN |
Aug-03-09 01:51 AM |
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How about Bill-O too? |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:53 AM |
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Thinkin': any local pols who are racists and spread lies about Obama |
havocmom |
Aug-03-09 09:54 AM |
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damn this internets ... |
zoff |
Aug-03-09 03:14 AM |
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Sorry, no scanner for printing |
blogslut |
Aug-03-09 03:20 AM |
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Amazing! Well done! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 03:57 AM |
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I don't know if I would trust EarlG - I just found HIS birth certificate..... |
LynneSin |
Aug-03-09 03:36 AM |
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I am shocked - SHOCKED, I tell ya |
skygazer |
Aug-03-09 11:59 AM |
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LOL-- ESPECIALLY the "authentic looking folds." |
chill_wind |
Aug-03-09 04:01 AM |
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This has GOT to be the funniest post evah!! |
taggline |
Aug-03-09 04:58 AM |
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I think this is illegal in Kenya. We'll probably be seeing 25-yr-old Kenyan men ... |
Buzz Clik |
Aug-03-09 07:00 AM |
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Wicked wicked funny |
malaise |
Aug-03-09 07:07 AM |
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Sorry, crappy scan of a crappy copy: |
Call Me Wesley |
Aug-03-09 07:23 AM |
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I LOVE the coffee stains!!! |
FourScore |
Aug-03-09 08:01 AM |
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Thank you! |
Call Me Wesley |
Aug-03-09 08:54 AM |
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Hahaha... Mordor. |
redqueen |
Aug-03-09 10:14 AM |
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Needs more blood stains :) |
raystorm7 |
Aug-03-09 01:23 PM |
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Mrs. A. Hilter?? |
freebrew |
Aug-03-09 04:39 PM |
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That's beautiful! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 04:41 PM |
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OMG, that is awesome! |
Mad_Dem_X |
Aug-03-09 07:50 AM |
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Brilliant! I'd love to see more of what folks come up with! |
WePurrsevere |
Aug-03-09 07:53 AM |
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This post almost makes up for doing without DUZYs and having the |
BlueMTexpat |
Aug-03-09 08:07 AM |
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I highly recommend one acquire the undercoating with each BC. |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Aug-03-09 08:47 AM |
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I told you I DON'T WANT THE F&%@# UNDERCOATING. nm |
rhett o rick |
Aug-03-09 09:44 AM |
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Here is where to send your copies: |
Hepburn |
Aug-03-09 09:35 AM |
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Make a fake bc for Pres Obama and send it to the local newspaper with the return addy |
rhett o rick |
Aug-03-09 09:46 AM |
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Dubya's questionable parentage and strange birth... |
pipi_k |
Aug-03-09 09:51 AM |
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Hahahahahaha |
redqueen |
Aug-03-09 10:03 AM |
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who the heck is "oily taters"? |
dothemath |
Aug-03-09 10:12 AM |
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Orally Taintz. Orly... Taitz... whatever. |
lumberjack_jeff |
Aug-03-09 10:21 AM |
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Ohhhhhh - I thought it was O'reilly's taint...... |
cliffordu |
Aug-03-09 10:25 AM |
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Does the Coast District include Mombasa? |
Retrograde |
Aug-03-09 10:14 AM |
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Be careful, Mombasa and much of the Coast Province belonged to Zanzibar at one time |
slackmaster |
Aug-03-09 10:40 AM |
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I like saying Mafeking, even if it's not in Kenya. nt |
eppur_se_muova |
Aug-03-09 05:15 PM |
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bwahahahhaha |
Kali |
Aug-03-09 10:35 AM |
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Let's keep it simple |
Cresent City Kid |
Aug-03-09 10:54 AM |
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K&R |
janx |
Aug-03-09 11:12 AM |
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The Freepers as of last night |
madmax |
Aug-03-09 11:12 AM |
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To be fair to the Freepers, they aren't all falling for this one |
Jim Lane |
Aug-03-09 12:33 PM |
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OMG!!!! |
Initech |
Aug-03-09 11:24 AM |
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We should all mail them to Lou Dobbs |
liberal N proud |
Aug-03-09 11:49 AM |
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Sarah Palin |
skygazer |
Aug-03-09 12:20 PM |
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oh yes the alternate Seal of Kenya/ Kenya of the pregnant belly |
704wipes |
Aug-03-09 10:19 PM |
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So, what are the odds that a form with that sort of typesetting would exist |
AtheistCrusader |
Aug-03-09 12:23 PM |
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Best thread I've seen in awhile n/t |
4_TN_TITANS |
Aug-03-09 12:40 PM |
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Here's John McCain's birf certificate |
Cheap_Trick |
Aug-03-09 02:05 PM |
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k&r&b&lololololololol |
uppityperson |
Aug-03-09 02:21 PM |
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And while the media covers this... |
kevsters |
Aug-03-09 02:38 PM |
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His certified birth certificate is absolutely questionable. |
Hyper_Eye |
Aug-03-09 04:02 PM |
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K&R I love it! n/t |
Laurab |
Aug-03-09 04:20 PM |
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Lovely |
Hutzpa |
Aug-03-09 04:20 PM |
#126 |
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Awesome! K&R nt |
Mithreal |
Aug-03-09 04:36 PM |
#127 |
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bush was born in hawaii too! |
grok |
Aug-03-09 05:43 PM |
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Hmm... So now with right wing logic, proving this is fake is now THE proof that Obama's an American |
cascadiance |
Aug-03-09 05:43 PM |
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What should I choose for a kenyan name? |
mzmolly |
Aug-03-09 06:04 PM |
#135 |
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Source Document For the Kenya Forgery |
jberryhill |
Aug-03-09 06:15 PM |
#136 |
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Surely you can't be series! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 07:40 PM |
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Is this where your link was to go? |
alfredo |
Aug-03-09 11:13 PM |
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What a great idea! I will make one...I think a million of us should |
JayMusgrove |
Aug-03-09 06:40 PM |
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Its no good its not a certificate of live birth..........LOL. |
Historic NY |
Aug-03-09 08:05 PM |
#139 |
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Jerry Lundegaard, Deputy Registrar |
NBachers |
Aug-03-09 09:34 PM |
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This is my nightmare of when I die tomorrow after my 5TH HOUR on hold w/ Verizon "Customer Service" |
beac |
Aug-03-09 11:06 PM |
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You can bypass the hold. Say "Agent." |
aquart |
Aug-04-09 12:44 PM |
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Unfortunately, it's not holding to get to an agent, but holding while one of the TWELVE (no, I'm not |
beac |
Aug-04-09 02:32 PM |
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Hey they just fixed a problem that's been going on for three years. |
aquart |
Aug-05-09 01:12 AM |
#157 |
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You win. Your three years makes my three days look like a walk in the park! |
beac |
Aug-05-09 12:35 PM |
#161 |
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Oooh, goody, I want to try! |
KingFlorez |
Aug-03-09 11:11 PM |
#146 |
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Another form? |
pennyserenade |
Aug-04-09 04:26 AM |
#149 |
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I think high school might be a little ambitious for Quittypants. |
beac |
Aug-04-09 10:02 AM |
#151 |
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GOP death certificate issued |
jmknapp |
Aug-04-09 08:37 AM |
#150 |
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Under "Sex", you should have put "Only outside of my marriage." nt |
Ilsa |
Aug-04-09 02:40 PM |
#155 |
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Poor old Abe. First he gets murdered and then his party is lowly strangled by teh stupid. |
beac |
Aug-05-09 12:38 PM |
#162 |
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