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Mon Aug-03-09 02:13 PM
Response to Reply #57 |
| 121. Occupation: asshat. LOL! |
| -Make your own fake Kenyan birth certificate! |
EarlG |
Aug-02-09 11:13 PM |
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Brilliant! This is great! |
Mrs. Overall |
Aug-02-09 11:16 PM |
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my authentic Kenyan BC |
misha trotsky |
Aug-04-09 10:06 AM |
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Nice! |
Quantess |
Aug-05-09 01:55 AM |
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I have posted my cat's Kenyan BC |
misha trotsky |
Aug-06-09 10:18 AM |
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K&R |
merh |
Aug-02-09 11:16 PM |
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YAY! I can't wait to see some of the creations... posted in this thread. |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-02-09 11:17 PM |
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Oh, God, this is great! |
MrMickeysMom |
Aug-02-09 11:17 PM |
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Sorta |
Blumpy |
Aug-04-09 05:46 PM |
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BWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! |
WeDidIt |
Aug-02-09 11:17 PM |
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Oily Taters is the best name for her. Excellent. |
tabatha |
Aug-02-09 11:18 PM |
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Has it been added to the DU Dictionary, yet? |
johnaries |
Aug-02-09 11:22 PM |
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I just call her "Oily Taint". |
Arkana |
Aug-02-09 11:23 PM |
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me too |
Cheap_Trick |
Aug-03-09 12:20 AM |
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I just died a little. |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 12:52 AM |
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you're just fucking evil |
CatWoman |
Aug-02-09 11:18 PM |
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I APPROVE |
Skittles |
Aug-02-09 11:20 PM |
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Heh. |
Cessna Invesco Palin |
Aug-02-09 11:19 PM |
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Or Romney and his kids caption contest....... |
Bennyboy |
Aug-03-09 10:17 AM |
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And that is why I love this place so much. K&R! |
johnaries |
Aug-02-09 11:20 PM |
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HAhA hAHaH AHAH AH HA aH aHAH aH AH AH aH aH ah |
cliffordu |
Aug-02-09 11:20 PM |
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I seldom hit the rec button |
ohheckyeah |
Aug-02-09 11:23 PM |
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K&R!!!! |
cliffordu |
Aug-02-09 11:26 PM |
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Whip up a batch for these guys... |
niceypoo |
Aug-02-09 11:29 PM |
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don't forget Condi, Colin Powell and Clarence Thomas |
whoneedstickets |
Aug-02-09 11:38 PM |
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Rush Limbaugh... |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:23 AM |
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Occupation: asshat. LOL! |
LuckyLib |
Aug-03-09 02:13 PM |
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Signed by John Yoo-Hoo! |
dmr |
Aug-03-09 04:43 PM |
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Must not leave out Armstrong Williams! |
BumRushDaShow |
Aug-03-09 07:11 AM |
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Best BC thread evar! |
slackmaster |
Aug-02-09 11:33 PM |
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Yuk, yuk yuk! |
pinto |
Aug-02-09 11:34 PM |
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THIS JUST IN!!! OMG!!! |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-02-09 11:34 PM |
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I'm gonna wake the pups laughing at that masterpiece |
BooBluePotion |
Aug-02-09 11:47 PM |
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HAHaha ah HAhaHAH aH aH |
cliffordu |
Aug-03-09 12:04 AM |
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Hey, the backward rooster pointing "thattaway" is unique and inimitable! |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-03-09 12:07 AM |
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OMG |
graywarrior |
Aug-03-09 03:50 AM |
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Please! At my age the bladder is getting weaker! Almost forgot - KnR! |
Mnemosyne |
Aug-03-09 11:49 AM |
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LMAO |
Uzybone |
Aug-05-09 01:56 AM |
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I love it. |
myrna minx |
Aug-02-09 11:36 PM |
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The authentic looking folds (um, who folds up a BC?) def fooled at least one freep! |
K8-EEE |
Aug-02-09 11:40 PM |
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Not to be, um, ya know, a freeper but |
SleeplessInAlabama |
Aug-03-09 02:01 AM |
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Dude, you are SO evil. I love it. n/t |
TygrBright |
Aug-02-09 11:42 PM |
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I think I did it wrong |
noamnety |
Aug-02-09 11:42 PM |
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It's gonna suck to be you. They're going to quarantine your cat. |
Buzz Clik |
Aug-03-09 07:04 AM |
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Brilliant |
proud patriot |
Aug-02-09 11:44 PM |
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Oh, man. |
AspenRose |
Aug-02-09 11:48 PM |
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Here |
DainBramaged |
Aug-03-09 12:00 AM |
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Yep. Without the folds, it ain't real |
Number23 |
Aug-03-09 12:05 AM |
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Freepers find post! |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:10 AM |
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The Freeper thread exulting over the fake: 4,716 posts |
Jim Lane |
Aug-03-09 01:58 AM |
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Exactly what direction is Freeperville going ...? |
Hissyspit |
Aug-03-09 04:57 AM |
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You're right, it's not a new direction, but they're going there with remarkable zeal |
Jim Lane |
Aug-03-09 06:10 AM |
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I do hope they are dreaming |
texastoast |
Aug-03-09 07:48 AM |
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Doesn't take much to distract them does it? |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 05:13 PM |
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LOL! |
EFerrari |
Aug-03-09 12:11 AM |
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I can't fathom how unbelievably stupid.. |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:18 AM |
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They're great entertainment. |
EFerrari |
Aug-03-09 12:21 AM |
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Yep... better than Bugs Bunny.. almost |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:24 AM |
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I'm gonna make a thousand and send em out! Thanks! |
stuball111 |
Aug-03-09 12:21 AM |
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Unbelievably funny and cool. |
stevedeshazer |
Aug-03-09 12:22 AM |
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Can we do Lou Dobbs? |
sorrowspath |
Aug-03-09 12:32 AM |
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No one in their right mind would ever "do" Lou Dobbs. |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 02:02 AM |
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Welcome to DU! |
Strong Atheist |
Aug-03-09 10:23 AM |
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his just HAS to be Mexican n/t |
frogcycle |
Aug-03-09 09:25 PM |
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LMFAO!!!! |
Hepburn |
Aug-03-09 12:37 AM |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! |
BattyDem |
Aug-03-09 12:39 AM |
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Hey! I already made mine for Rush Limpballs hours ago! Who stole my idea!! |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 12:48 AM |
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I saw that, and I salute you. |
bleever |
Aug-03-09 01:11 AM |
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Honestly I kept looking at that and I didn't have a clue what you were saying for a good 50 seconds. |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:14 AM |
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Here's mine! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Aug-03-09 12:52 AM |
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Bravo! |
NYC_SKP |
Aug-03-09 01:11 AM |
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Ah, thanks, sweetie! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Aug-03-09 01:19 AM |
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Delete n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 01:50 AM |
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I got it, thanks! |
CaliforniaPeggy |
Aug-03-09 01:53 AM |
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Clever! (n/t) |
WorseBeforeBetter |
Aug-05-09 01:35 AM |
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Taitz might get a kick out of our creations... |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 12:57 AM |
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Kickin' it again!!! |
cliffordu |
Aug-03-09 01:03 AM |
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Anyone can play! Here is proof Glenn Beck was born in Kenya! |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 01:13 AM |
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Dear lord, that is hilarious! |
graywarrior |
Aug-03-09 03:56 AM |
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back issues avail. on request |
BlancheSplanchnik |
Aug-03-09 10:37 AM |
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While they last, that is |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 10:44 AM |
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The Seal of Wasabi Province is quite realistic |
704wipes |
Aug-03-09 10:03 PM |
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It's a relic from ancient tribal tradition......... |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 11:09 PM |
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Excellent! I reckon this deserves to get pinned for a while. |
Turborama |
Aug-03-09 01:15 AM |
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I didn't either. I just used paint |
DFW |
Aug-03-09 01:23 AM |
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Or Picasa 3 (it's free from google). |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:25 AM |
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Dubya, Cheney & Rove signatures for you to use ... |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 01:21 AM |
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Opps! Forgot Rummy's ... |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 11:41 PM |
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Cooool! |
Stellar |
Aug-03-09 01:23 AM |
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Heh heh heh! |
krispos42 |
Aug-03-09 01:33 AM |
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+1 |
Lost-in-FL |
Aug-03-09 09:58 AM |
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LOVE the seal! Your BC--classic! |
classof56 |
Aug-03-09 12:01 PM |
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Someone needs to do one for Reagan and all the Bushes nt |
sarah FAILIN |
Aug-03-09 01:51 AM |
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How about Bill-O too? |
Fearless |
Aug-03-09 01:53 AM |
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Thinkin': any local pols who are racists and spread lies about Obama |
havocmom |
Aug-03-09 09:54 AM |
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damn this internets ... |
zoff |
Aug-03-09 03:14 AM |
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Sorry, no scanner for printing |
blogslut |
Aug-03-09 03:20 AM |
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Amazing! Well done! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 03:57 AM |
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I don't know if I would trust EarlG - I just found HIS birth certificate..... |
LynneSin |
Aug-03-09 03:36 AM |
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I am shocked - SHOCKED, I tell ya |
skygazer |
Aug-03-09 11:59 AM |
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LOL-- ESPECIALLY the "authentic looking folds." |
chill_wind |
Aug-03-09 04:01 AM |
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This has GOT to be the funniest post evah!! |
taggline |
Aug-03-09 04:58 AM |
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I think this is illegal in Kenya. We'll probably be seeing 25-yr-old Kenyan men ... |
Buzz Clik |
Aug-03-09 07:00 AM |
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Wicked wicked funny |
malaise |
Aug-03-09 07:07 AM |
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Sorry, crappy scan of a crappy copy: |
Call Me Wesley |
Aug-03-09 07:23 AM |
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I LOVE the coffee stains!!! |
FourScore |
Aug-03-09 08:01 AM |
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Thank you! |
Call Me Wesley |
Aug-03-09 08:54 AM |
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Hahaha... Mordor. |
redqueen |
Aug-03-09 10:14 AM |
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Needs more blood stains :) |
raystorm7 |
Aug-03-09 01:23 PM |
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Mrs. A. Hilter?? |
freebrew |
Aug-03-09 04:39 PM |
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That's beautiful! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 04:41 PM |
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OMG, that is awesome! |
Mad_Dem_X |
Aug-03-09 07:50 AM |
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Brilliant! I'd love to see more of what folks come up with! |
WePurrsevere |
Aug-03-09 07:53 AM |
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This post almost makes up for doing without DUZYs and having the |
BlueMTexpat |
Aug-03-09 08:07 AM |
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I highly recommend one acquire the undercoating with each BC. |
RUMMYisFROSTED |
Aug-03-09 08:47 AM |
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I told you I DON'T WANT THE F&%@# UNDERCOATING. nm |
rhett o rick |
Aug-03-09 09:44 AM |
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Here is where to send your copies: |
Hepburn |
Aug-03-09 09:35 AM |
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Make a fake bc for Pres Obama and send it to the local newspaper with the return addy |
rhett o rick |
Aug-03-09 09:46 AM |
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Dubya's questionable parentage and strange birth... |
pipi_k |
Aug-03-09 09:51 AM |
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Hahahahahaha |
redqueen |
Aug-03-09 10:03 AM |
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who the heck is "oily taters"? |
dothemath |
Aug-03-09 10:12 AM |
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Orally Taintz. Orly... Taitz... whatever. |
lumberjack_jeff |
Aug-03-09 10:21 AM |
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Ohhhhhh - I thought it was O'reilly's taint...... |
cliffordu |
Aug-03-09 10:25 AM |
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Does the Coast District include Mombasa? |
Retrograde |
Aug-03-09 10:14 AM |
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Be careful, Mombasa and much of the Coast Province belonged to Zanzibar at one time |
slackmaster |
Aug-03-09 10:40 AM |
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I like saying Mafeking, even if it's not in Kenya. nt |
eppur_se_muova |
Aug-03-09 05:15 PM |
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bwahahahhaha |
Kali |
Aug-03-09 10:35 AM |
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Let's keep it simple |
Cresent City Kid |
Aug-03-09 10:54 AM |
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K&R |
janx |
Aug-03-09 11:12 AM |
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The Freepers as of last night |
madmax |
Aug-03-09 11:12 AM |
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To be fair to the Freepers, they aren't all falling for this one |
Jim Lane |
Aug-03-09 12:33 PM |
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OMG!!!! |
Initech |
Aug-03-09 11:24 AM |
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We should all mail them to Lou Dobbs |
liberal N proud |
Aug-03-09 11:49 AM |
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Sarah Palin |
skygazer |
Aug-03-09 12:20 PM |
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oh yes the alternate Seal of Kenya/ Kenya of the pregnant belly |
704wipes |
Aug-03-09 10:19 PM |
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So, what are the odds that a form with that sort of typesetting would exist |
AtheistCrusader |
Aug-03-09 12:23 PM |
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Best thread I've seen in awhile n/t |
4_TN_TITANS |
Aug-03-09 12:40 PM |
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Here's John McCain's birf certificate |
Cheap_Trick |
Aug-03-09 02:05 PM |
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k&r&b&lololololololol |
uppityperson |
Aug-03-09 02:21 PM |
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And while the media covers this... |
kevsters |
Aug-03-09 02:38 PM |
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His certified birth certificate is absolutely questionable. |
Hyper_Eye |
Aug-03-09 04:02 PM |
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K&R I love it! n/t |
Laurab |
Aug-03-09 04:20 PM |
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Lovely |
Hutzpa |
Aug-03-09 04:20 PM |
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Awesome! K&R nt |
Mithreal |
Aug-03-09 04:36 PM |
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bush was born in hawaii too! |
grok |
Aug-03-09 05:43 PM |
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Hmm... So now with right wing logic, proving this is fake is now THE proof that Obama's an American |
cascadiance |
Aug-03-09 05:43 PM |
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What should I choose for a kenyan name? |
mzmolly |
Aug-03-09 06:04 PM |
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Source Document For the Kenya Forgery |
jberryhill |
Aug-03-09 06:15 PM |
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Surely you can't be series! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Aug-03-09 07:40 PM |
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Is this where your link was to go? |
alfredo |
Aug-03-09 11:13 PM |
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What a great idea! I will make one...I think a million of us should |
JayMusgrove |
Aug-03-09 06:40 PM |
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Its no good its not a certificate of live birth..........LOL. |
Historic NY |
Aug-03-09 08:05 PM |
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Jerry Lundegaard, Deputy Registrar |
NBachers |
Aug-03-09 09:34 PM |
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This is my nightmare of when I die tomorrow after my 5TH HOUR on hold w/ Verizon "Customer Service" |
beac |
Aug-03-09 11:06 PM |
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You can bypass the hold. Say "Agent." |
aquart |
Aug-04-09 12:44 PM |
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Unfortunately, it's not holding to get to an agent, but holding while one of the TWELVE (no, I'm not |
beac |
Aug-04-09 02:32 PM |
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Hey they just fixed a problem that's been going on for three years. |
aquart |
Aug-05-09 01:12 AM |
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You win. Your three years makes my three days look like a walk in the park! |
beac |
Aug-05-09 12:35 PM |
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Oooh, goody, I want to try! |
KingFlorez |
Aug-03-09 11:11 PM |
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Another form? |
pennyserenade |
Aug-04-09 04:26 AM |
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I think high school might be a little ambitious for Quittypants. |
beac |
Aug-04-09 10:02 AM |
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GOP death certificate issued |
jmknapp |
Aug-04-09 08:37 AM |
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Under "Sex", you should have put "Only outside of my marriage." nt |
Ilsa |
Aug-04-09 02:40 PM |
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Poor old Abe. First he gets murdered and then his party is lowly strangled by teh stupid. |
beac |
Aug-05-09 12:38 PM |
#162 |