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92. BIRTH-CERTIFICATE TERROR ALARM
A stack of blank birth certificates has been stolen from the city Health Department's offices, leading investigators to worry that they may have fallen into the hands of terrorists, The Post has learned.

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The NYPD and the city's Department of Investigation are investigating.

"It's like hitting the Lotto for a terrorist," one investigator said.

"Forged documents are one of the primary concerns of Homeland Security. After you get that birth certificate, you can get any document you want. This is extremely serious."



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  -Calling all DUers with Photoshop! Your country needs you! ColbertWatcher  Aug-02-09 06:17 PM   #0 
  - I'll kick and rec this  proud patriot   Aug-02-09 06:30 PM   #1 
  - That is the second highest form of patriotic!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:33 PM   #4 
     - LOL why thank you  proud patriot   Aug-02-09 06:36 PM   #10 
     - (I stole that joke from fark)  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:41 PM   #13 
     - Where'd you get that shot of the moran with the sign? LOL  NoSheep   Aug-02-09 06:46 PM   #25 
     - Orignally, Grin and Tacos, but ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:50 PM   #26 
     - Wouldn't "ascent" be higher than "descent"?  drm604   Aug-02-09 07:00 PM   #31 
     - Why do you hate America? n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 07:14 PM   #38 
     - ROFLMAO! stop! nt  Sarah Ibarruri   Aug-02-09 07:51 PM   #52 
     - FEDERAL DOCUMENT FORGERY IS ILLEGAL ACTIVITY SCREEN CAPTURE REPORTED TO FBI IC3.GOV  StopHatred   Aug-03-09 12:00 PM   #91 
        - Whew! Did you mention that to your "birther" RW buddies?...  rasputin1952   Aug-03-09 01:03 PM   #95 
        - Oh thank God you Reported that.  Laurab   Aug-03-09 04:17 PM   #100 
        - I was hoping he could stay for a while. I get a kick out of their posts.  rhett o rick   Aug-04-09 09:13 AM   #128 
        - Forgery is illegal!? Shirley, you can't be series!? n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:46 PM   #104 
        - Kenyan birth certs ain't Federal Documents, butthead.  cliffordu   Aug-03-09 08:47 PM   #118 
        - He just wants to "stop hatred" give him some slack.  rhett o rick   Aug-04-09 09:05 AM   #124 
        - Ha! Hatred has been Stopped!  City Lights   Aug-04-09 09:19 AM   #129 
     - Your post is the lowest form of libriotic. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 07:15 PM   #39 
     - Omg! Is that for real?  sabrina 1   Aug-03-09 10:55 AM   #88 
        - It is not a photoshopped image. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:47 PM   #105 
        - I don't understand your surprise. nm  rhett o rick   Aug-04-09 09:06 AM   #125 
  - We should have him born in every country on the planet. How about that? nt  Sarah Ibarruri   Aug-02-09 06:31 PM   #2 
  - We can start with the Czech Republic...  blondeatlast   Aug-02-09 06:32 PM   #3 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Aug-02-09 06:35 PM   #9 
  - Why not start with North Korea? n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:42 PM   #15 
  - hahaha! Yes! What about the island of Malta? Doesn't he sound like he was born there? nt  Sarah Ibarruri   Aug-02-09 06:45 PM   #23 
     - Definitely better choice! nt  blondeatlast   Aug-02-09 07:06 PM   #32 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Aug-02-09 06:33 PM   #6 
  - Oh never! He was, of course, born in Poland! lol nt  Sarah Ibarruri   Aug-02-09 06:44 PM   #21 
     - He's clearly Irish. O'bama!  RedCloud   Aug-03-09 09:39 PM   #121 
  - Why limit ourselves to just this one planet? n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:34 PM   #7 
  - SO TRUE LOL! nt  Sarah Ibarruri   Aug-02-09 06:44 PM   #20 
  - Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....  pipi_k   Aug-02-09 07:22 PM   #44 
  - Sorry  malaise   Aug-02-09 07:24 PM   #46 
  - Have him born in the old Soviet Union.  drm604   Aug-02-09 07:11 PM   #35 
  - LOL! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 07:16 PM   #40 
  - He's Kevin Costner from No Way Out  alcibiades_mystery   Aug-02-09 07:28 PM   #48 
  - YES !!!!!!!! Love it.  dixiegrrrrl   Aug-02-09 07:21 PM   #43 
  - No place is too far to have Obama born in! lol nt  Sarah Ibarruri   Aug-02-09 07:50 PM   #51 
  - Why limit it to existing ones?  Posteritatis   Aug-02-09 09:26 PM   #65 
  - Alas, no graphics softwatre but I love the idea. k/r  blondeatlast   Aug-02-09 06:33 PM   #5 
  - You can help come up with a name for this mission!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:46 PM   #24 
     - "Operation Swaddling Clothes" (Muslin, of course)  scarletwoman   Aug-02-09 07:10 PM   #34 
     - Operation Thin Air? nt  blondeatlast   Aug-02-09 09:22 PM   #64 
     - Operation " Born Again"  dixiegrrrrl   Aug-03-09 02:15 PM   #96 
  - I wish some creative DUers would also photoshop some Orly Taitz photos--  Mrs. Overall   Aug-02-09 06:34 PM   #8 
  - O RLY?  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:38 PM   #11 
     - Great!  Mrs. Overall   Aug-02-09 06:40 PM   #12 
     - Love it  IDemo   Aug-02-09 08:56 PM   #57 
     - FTW!  appal_jack   Aug-03-09 04:38 PM   #101 
     - LMAO!!!  SIMPLYB1980   Aug-03-09 06:12 PM   #112 
  - This is a really good idea.  HughMoran   Aug-02-09 06:41 PM   #14 
  - What is a great idea? nm  rhett o rick   Aug-02-09 06:43 PM   #18 
     - Some of my patents...  HughMoran   Aug-02-09 07:07 PM   #33 
        - Who's on first? nm  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 08:26 AM   #82 
  - Help! I have no idea what you want us to do. One person should build a fake Obama  rhett o rick   Aug-02-09 06:42 PM   #16 
  - We want EVERYONE to make a fake birth certificate! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:43 PM   #19 
     - Ok, but at least someone should have a form to start with. Or are you suggesting we all build a  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 08:30 AM   #84 
        - EarlG posted one Sunday!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:39 PM   #102 
           - With due respect sir, and i mean it.  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 06:49 PM   #117 
              - I think the idea was really to just have fun with it.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 09:04 PM   #120 
  - k/r  katsy   Aug-02-09 06:43 PM   #17 
  - Brilliant. K&R  boppers   Aug-02-09 06:45 PM   #22 
  - Based on today's certificate, someone already got started.  MineralMan   Aug-02-09 06:51 PM   #27 
  - Okay, I will try to make one. (Post suggestions in reply)  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 06:54 PM   #28 
  - Actually, I think Google translator French  pipi_k   Aug-04-09 09:25 AM   #130 
  - I don;t have Photoshop but LOVE the idea!  Odin2005   Aug-02-09 06:56 PM   #29 
  - Say no more  SleeplessInAlabama   Aug-02-09 06:59 PM   #30 
  - Excellent, so, now he's English?! LOL! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 07:14 PM   #36 
  - Not bad. Let O RLY? Taitz know about it. I hear she's  MineralMan   Aug-02-09 07:14 PM   #37 
  - Ooh! It's a fake! The English write day before month on dates! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 07:18 PM   #42 
  - I could always tweak it but I am no birth certificate expert. Here's some to get the juices flowing.  SleeplessInAlabama   Aug-02-09 07:32 PM   #49 
     - Your links are broke! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 08:20 PM   #53 
        - I put a space in them so that they don't show up full size in the post!  SleeplessInAlabama   Aug-02-09 08:38 PM   #55 
           - Here ya go ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 09:06 PM   #58 
              - I have found the way - sadly it is too late for the editing of my post. Mea culpa. n/t  SleeplessInAlabama   Aug-02-09 10:24 PM   #66 
                 - Meh, use it for next time! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 10:43 PM   #70 
  - LOL! hilarious!one!!  Turborama   Aug-03-09 01:08 AM   #80 
  - Monkey warfare!  H2O Man   Aug-02-09 07:17 PM   #41 
  - ***UH-OH!***  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 07:24 PM   #45 
  - My husband's idea - make fake birth certificates for all the birthers  csziggy   Aug-02-09 07:24 PM   #47 
  - Excellent idea! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 09:07 PM   #59 
  - Someone should make a funny Troll House Cookies graphic, too.  burning rain   Aug-02-09 07:36 PM   #50 
  - That should be the "official seal". n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 08:21 PM   #54 
  - "Operation Woven Muslin"  krispos42   Aug-02-09 08:48 PM   #56 
  - No, not thousands.  Contrary1   Aug-02-09 09:10 PM   #60 
  - call it "Operation Chaos", since that is what is going on within FR's Birther movement anyways  Tarc   Aug-02-09 09:11 PM   #61 
  - Just wait 'til Silvio's wife sees THIS!  beac   Aug-02-09 09:14 PM   #62 
  - LOL! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 11:13 PM   #77 
  - Oh, and may I suggest "Operation Certificatefiably Insane" for this fine project. n/t  beac   Aug-02-09 09:17 PM   #63 
  - They said on FR that they are bookmarking and watching this thread--  Mrs. Overall   Aug-02-09 10:27 PM   #67 
  - ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 10:42 PM   #69 
  - They better bring their own liquor and make sure they have cab fare home.  blondeatlast   Aug-02-09 10:45 PM   #72 
  - bwahahaha...I can only imagine they're watching this thread closely because  pipi_k   Aug-04-09 09:32 AM   #132 
  - Sssshhhhh! It's all part of Project X. Don't tip off Agent Mike!  johnaries   Aug-02-09 10:29 PM   #68 
  - ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 10:44 PM   #71 
  - Aw shucks, it's so nice to see one of my little brainfarts take on a life of it's own....  cliffordu   Aug-02-09 10:48 PM   #73 
  - A name for the operation:  cliffordu   Aug-02-09 10:49 PM   #74 
  - LOL! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 10:51 PM   #75 
  - my lovely wife came up with that......  cliffordu   Aug-02-09 10:55 PM   #76 
     - I think it's awesome!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-02-09 11:18 PM   #78 
        - HAHA HahAH AHAH AH aH aH aH aHa H  cliffordu   Aug-02-09 11:22 PM   #79 
  - 'Operation Birther Control'  sabrina 1   Aug-03-09 10:51 AM   #87 
     - SEND IT SEND IT SEND IT!!!  cliffordu   Aug-03-09 12:33 PM   #94 
     - Lol, I will email them  sabrina 1   Aug-03-09 06:15 PM   #113 
     - Sir Dr. Colbert already interviewed her ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:45 PM   #103 
        - I know, I saw that. It was hysterical  sabrina 1   Aug-03-09 06:05 PM   #111 
           - I'd like to see her on Lou Dobb's show! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 06:28 PM   #114 
  - I'm normally against encouraging their unmedicated shithattery.  Cessna Invesco Palin   Aug-03-09 01:18 AM   #81 
  - And when one of them slips into a townhall with a gun?  ecstatic   Aug-03-09 08:29 AM   #83 
  - Then they are screwn.  cliffordu   Aug-03-09 10:21 AM   #86 
  - The Secret Service will do their jobs. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:48 PM   #106 
  - It is just a matter of time. With Faux News inflaming them. nm  rhett o rick   Aug-04-09 09:10 AM   #127 
  - they already do think he pulled one over by being elected.  pipi_k   Aug-04-09 09:28 AM   #131 
  - Is it legal and where do we send them? nm  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 09:03 AM   #85 
  - NO USC TITLE 18 PART I CHAPTER 25 FEDERAL COUNTERFEITING AND FORGERY  StopHatred   Aug-03-09 12:29 PM   #93 
  - So you don't think it is a good idea to send fake birth certificates to all the right wing wacko's?  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 02:49 PM   #98 
  - Sorry you couldn't stay longer. nm  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 04:02 PM   #99 
  - Another one bites the dust. nm  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 06:37 PM   #116 
  - Since when did satire for the purpose of  pipi_k   Aug-04-09 09:39 AM   #134 
  - I think whether it is legal or not depends on what you're going to do with it.  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:53 PM   #107 
  - You just have to go back to the source to find the papertrail  Generic Other   Aug-03-09 11:26 AM   #89 
  - Baby Powder Scented! The horror! LOL! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:54 PM   #108 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Aug-03-09 11:50 AM   #90 
  - So why does the right support totalitarianism? GWB did more to restrict our freedoms than any  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 02:48 PM   #97 
     - Damnit! I missed it!  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 05:06 PM   #110 
        - Just a long quote from RayGun. Had nothing to do with this thread. nm  rhett o rick   Aug-04-09 09:08 AM   #126 
  - BIRTH-CERTIFICATE TERROR ALARM  Generic Other   Aug-03-09 12:13 PM   #92 
  - Shirley they can't be series ... oh, wait ... they are! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 04:56 PM   #109 
  - Who is Shirley, and how does she enter into this? nm  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 06:36 PM   #115 
     - One of the head birthers, Ed Hale, said he was the one who got the Kenyan b/c for O RLY ...  ColbertWatcher   Aug-03-09 09:01 PM   #119 
        - Shirley he jests. nm  rhett o rick   Aug-03-09 11:41 PM   #123 
  - OMG I need to build an underground shelter and stock it with beef jerky and beer!!!!  pipi_k   Aug-04-09 09:36 AM   #133 
  - I would if I could  TexasLady   Aug-03-09 10:42 PM   #122 
 

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