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Thu Jul-30-09 08:17 PM
Response to Reply #65 |
| 68. Well, I was thinking of "The Fountainhead", but you can go other ways with it. |
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Or "Atlas Shrugged", I forget which. 
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| -A Poll On Things You'd Rather Do Than Listen to Rush Limbaugh. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 05:15 PM |
#0 |
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I would rather Chew on Glass |
BeatleBoot |
Jul-30-09 05:18 PM |
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The last thing sounds like fun...'cept handling the placenta might be a little grody...but worth it! |
YOY |
Jul-30-09 05:22 PM |
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That's what gloves are for! |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 05:31 PM |
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Drink a glass of molten lava w/an arsenic chaser. |
baldguy |
Jul-30-09 05:32 PM |
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You left out "Poke a sharp stick in my eye" n/t |
csziggy |
Jul-30-09 05:34 PM |
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Great minds not only think alike... |
Critters2 |
Jul-30-09 05:35 PM |
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Now cut that out. |
csziggy |
Jul-30-09 05:36 PM |
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Nothing about sticking sharp things in my eyes, huh? |
Critters2 |
Jul-30-09 05:34 PM |
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LOL! Identical time stamps! |
csziggy |
Jul-30-09 05:35 PM |
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Get out of my head!!!! nt |
Critters2 |
Jul-30-09 05:38 PM |
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Smear my balls with fish paste and dangle them in a tank of hungry piranha. |
Forkboy |
Jul-30-09 05:36 PM |
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! |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 05:40 PM |
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I think I saw that at a teabagger's protest |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:02 AM |
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My mistake. It was a GOP ad about what the Public Option will make us do. |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:06 AM |
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I'd rather have a rib eye and a baked potato! |
immoderate |
Jul-30-09 05:36 PM |
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Yuck. |
Xenotime |
Jul-31-09 06:39 PM |
#142 |
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One man's fish is another man's poisson. |
immoderate |
Jul-31-09 09:14 PM |
#153 |
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since I work with kids |
proud patriot |
Jul-30-09 05:36 PM |
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In the words of Weird Al Yankovic... |
regnaD kciN |
Jul-30-09 05:43 PM |
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"One More Minute". A classic song!!! |
Manifestor_of_Light |
Jul-30-09 07:09 PM |
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Your word is Official. Even though you can't count that high, |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 05:45 PM |
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Who told? |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 05:52 PM |
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Well, organizing Freeper competitive eating contests would be more effective than diet pills |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 05:56 PM |
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My scale is tired of lying. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 06:05 PM |
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They are cruel. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:14 PM |
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Better than admitting to my addiction to rice pudding. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 06:53 PM |
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Mine? Tapioca. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:57 PM |
#39 |
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If it was in a journal it must be true. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 07:03 PM |
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The journal I refer to has Hello Kitty on the cover. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:05 PM |
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Blanche is NOT going to like this. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 07:13 PM |
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I can keep secrets. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:20 PM |
#50 |
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And how to field dress a caribou. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 07:28 PM |
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of course. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:44 PM |
#58 |
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It's the Semper Pageantus spore. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 07:53 PM |
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She's "seducing" Rush, only to replace him. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:01 PM |
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Frozen wondrously as the crisper goes green with envy |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 08:21 PM |
#70 |
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Now remember...all the ethics complaints are as nothing. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:29 PM |
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Or, Habitat for Huge Vanity. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 08:32 PM |
#74 |
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"Hugh" |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:41 PM |
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I slouch corrected. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jul-30-09 08:57 PM |
#85 |
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Goodnight, darling lad. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 09:06 PM |
#87 |
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OOPs... |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 09:08 PM |
#88 |
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Vaseline futures would skyrocket due to the forecasted amount |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 05:51 PM |
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As I recall from a photo of him sittin on a fender, he's gotta lotta meat and potatoes, |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:12 PM |
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The Homer photo scene was exactly what i was thinking of when I read your |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 06:23 PM |
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You forgot |
Hard_Work |
Jul-30-09 05:52 PM |
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It would be much, much worse |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:00 PM |
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Root canal without anaesthesia ... . |
lpbk2713 |
Jul-30-09 05:53 PM |
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I'd rather sit down and take a crap... |
cascadiance |
Jul-30-09 05:59 PM |
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yep. Randi is stuck in with all the crap-smack-yakkers. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:40 PM |
#36 |
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Yep! Air America is still around and thriving |
ProgressiveMedia |
Jul-31-09 10:37 AM |
#109 |
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And for our first ten callers... |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 03:23 PM |
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Congratulations and welcome to DU. |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 05:22 PM |
#128 |
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Pull out my fingernails |
Individualist |
Jul-30-09 06:09 PM |
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No salt? |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:19 PM |
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I took option 4 |
Mopar151 |
Jul-30-09 06:20 PM |
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And when the task is complete |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:29 PM |
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Waterboard Rush, then while he's damp, tazer him |
Stevenmarc |
Jul-30-09 06:23 PM |
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He always looks kind of damp to begin with. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:45 PM |
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Take some oxycontin |
Throd |
Jul-30-09 06:24 PM |
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Administer enemas to a herd of wild yak. Without rubber gloves. |
pipi_k |
Jul-30-09 06:28 PM |
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You really don't like Rush, would be my guess. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 06:31 PM |
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Listen to every Nickelback song while diving head-first into a swimming pool filled with live sharks |
Initech |
Jul-30-09 07:01 PM |
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I vote that as the coolest one thus far. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 03:26 PM |
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Spoon with Paul Wolfowitz, while eating potato salad that's been in the sun too long. |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 07:09 PM |
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You do remember that he uses phlegm as mousse? |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:13 PM |
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It's for the good of the nation. |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 07:17 PM |
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...good and green |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:22 PM |
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. |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 07:26 PM |
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NOT 2 HAZ KITTY MAKE SALAD. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:39 PM |
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Kitty gitting in ur warz & halping make salad. |
myrna minx |
Jul-30-09 07:56 PM |
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Oh shit. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:05 PM |
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I'm still laughing at that thing. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 04:49 PM |
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Good evening, my pet. |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 05:17 PM |
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I have a tetch of a melancholy humor affecting my spleen. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:51 PM |
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I shall dash through the old wood to fetch the Vicar from the public house at once. |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 06:11 PM |
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The chapel. The chapel, north of the library. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 06:33 PM |
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Pray sir, that ill countenance distresses the humors! |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 06:51 PM |
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It was... |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 06:54 PM |
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*Gasp!* |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 07:07 PM |
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i, personally, would rather have a colonoscopy |
ldf |
Jul-30-09 07:11 PM |
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It at least has some health benefits, |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:18 PM |
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As tempting as the Sessions option is.... |
gleaner |
Jul-30-09 07:24 PM |
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I too chose the "smack" option. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 07:50 PM |
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Yes.. |
gleaner |
Jul-30-09 08:13 PM |
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Totally Wonder Woman. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:26 PM |
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Either |
gleaner |
Jul-31-09 05:10 PM |
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I'm in if instead of a bus, we have a huge parade float with an amazing sound system. |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 05:28 PM |
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This is an idea... |
gleaner |
Jul-31-09 06:07 PM |
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"Gosh, mister, was that a Wonder Woman parade float from the future?" |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 06:34 PM |
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"...post it on the internet..." ? |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:58 PM |
#131 |
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Good idea..... |
gleaner |
Jul-31-09 06:14 PM |
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That proves an awkward center of gravity, it does. |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 06:33 PM |
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I would rather rip every one of my nails, fingers and toes, |
Jazzgirl |
Jul-30-09 07:28 PM |
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LOL, World class snark! |
Canuckistanian |
Jul-30-09 07:36 PM |
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Is it true that Canadians are big fans of Rush? |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:15 PM |
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Well, I listen when I can |
Canuckistanian |
Jul-30-09 10:52 PM |
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A DU "guardian of the public interest" |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 03:31 PM |
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Who is Rush Limbaugh? nt |
bemildred |
Jul-30-09 07:46 PM |
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Remember the board game "Mystery Date"? |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:11 PM |
#65 |
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Well, I was thinking of "The Fountainhead", but you can go other ways with it. |
bemildred |
Jul-30-09 08:17 PM |
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You erudite, classy numbers...I tell you. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:39 PM |
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Showoffs. Anybody that reads Ann Rand is an intellectual, clearly. |
bemildred |
Jul-30-09 08:43 PM |
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And an instant billionaire! |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:46 PM |
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Uh-oh... |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 09:00 PM |
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Well, she was Russian you know. |
bemildred |
Jul-30-09 09:36 PM |
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The head of the Republican Party |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 12:47 PM |
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How about "change David Vitter's diapers"? |
Berry Cool |
Jul-30-09 08:20 PM |
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Hey, that's a paying job, and money's tight. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:34 PM |
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Doin' OK, Kurovski. |
Berry Cool |
Jul-31-09 10:19 AM |
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Heartbroken. Inconsolable. Broke and bitter. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 03:56 PM |
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After he's snarfed down a whole pot full of saurkraut, pig's feet... |
pipi_k |
Jul-30-09 08:42 PM |
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Talk about having the shit job... |
Initech |
Jul-30-09 08:48 PM |
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Piss razors...nt |
and-justice-for-all |
Jul-30-09 08:23 PM |
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Lance an infected hemorrhoid with a plastic picnic fork. |
The Velveteen Ocelot |
Jul-30-09 08:43 PM |
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LOL. |
Kurovski |
Jul-30-09 08:52 PM |
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LOL!! nt |
and-justice-for-all |
Jul-30-09 09:38 PM |
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but that would bring releif n/t |
Mopar151 |
Jul-30-09 10:28 PM |
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The winner and all-time champeen! |
Canuckistanian |
Jul-30-09 10:54 PM |
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Colonoscopy once a month |
GoneOffShore |
Jul-30-09 08:47 PM |
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Extensive dental work comes to mind. |
Brigid |
Jul-30-09 09:10 PM |
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LOL! |
Swamp Rat |
Jul-30-09 11:35 PM |
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One more for the Birthersmackers... |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:00 PM |
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So may choices! As Tolstoy once said: "What a country!" |
bleever |
Jul-31-09 01:12 AM |
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Tolstoy is my favorite Reagan era stand-up. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:12 PM |
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Roll around in broken glass, lemon juice and salt, for one. |
TommyPaine |
Jul-31-09 01:16 AM |
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If you... |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:16 PM |
#125 |
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Sit through a Pauly Shore film festival |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 02:59 AM |
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Eat a pound of salty licorice |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:10 AM |
#101 |
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Listen to the entire discography of Yoko Ono |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:13 AM |
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Harsh. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 04:53 PM |
#119 |
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Get stuck on an airplane with the official Jonas Brothers fan club |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:16 AM |
#103 |
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Watch Battlefield Earth again |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:17 AM |
#104 |
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Enter a barefoot slug squashing contest |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:19 AM |
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Take over editing the DU'zy Awards |
jmondine |
Jul-31-09 03:22 AM |
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Torturous. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:02 PM |
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Just so everyone knows... |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 05:06 PM |
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OMG! Funny! But I was looking for "slit my own throat". |
DCKit |
Jul-31-09 09:13 AM |
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It's a serious study conducted by social scientists. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 06:13 PM |
#136 |
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Pull out my nose hair, one hair at a time. |
Union Yes |
Jul-31-09 01:03 PM |
#111 |
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Get a colonoscopy with a live electrical wire. |
Arkana |
Jul-31-09 03:34 PM |
#115 |
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Listen to high pitched radio static. |
Tommy_Carcetti |
Jul-31-09 03:35 PM |
#116 |
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Perform a Dirty Sanchez on Barbara Bush |
alfredo |
Jul-31-09 05:21 PM |
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Just please don't photograph it. |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 06:08 PM |
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Sure glad I didn't post the up close and personal images. |
alfredo |
Jul-31-09 06:51 PM |
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I would rather eat shit and die. n/t |
Autumn |
Jul-31-09 06:12 PM |
#135 |
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I'll take the placenta |
wryter2000 |
Jul-31-09 06:18 PM |
#138 |
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Pour salt in my urethra. |
ithinkmyliverhurts |
Jul-31-09 06:44 PM |
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Only 55 voters? |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 07:06 PM |
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Indeed comrade. |
myrna minx |
Jul-31-09 07:18 PM |
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It's gotta be the placenta |
Son Of Wendigo |
Jul-31-09 07:23 PM |
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No worries, don't wait around for Jesus... |
Kurovski |
Jul-31-09 07:26 PM |
#151 |
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sit on a red-hot poker |
spanone |
Jul-31-09 07:31 PM |
#152 |
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One... |
Kurovski |
Aug-02-09 01:52 PM |
#154 |