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Mon Jul-20-09 06:45 PM
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| 73. Oh, did someone squeeze his head? |
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That would dispel a lot of ugly fat.
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| -Rush Limbaugh has lost 58 pounds! |
Joanne98 |
Jul-20-09 10:53 AM |
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That is just one BM for a tub like that |
liberal N proud |
Jul-20-09 10:54 AM |
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Deep13 |
Jul-20-09 10:59 AM |
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Are you kidding? |
Canuckistanian |
Jul-20-09 12:19 PM |
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I'm sure his inspiration was that bouncy .gif in your sig line. |
babylonsister |
Jul-20-09 10:57 AM |
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he can 't tell you because his personal chef is doing the work. |
maxsolomon |
Jul-20-09 10:57 AM |
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I'll bet you're right, but he wouldn't dare utter the fact he has a personal chef on air n/t |
RayOfHope |
Jul-20-09 11:22 AM |
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He probably just drained his anal cyst |
jakefrep |
Jul-20-09 10:58 AM |
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DUzy!!!!!! |
Berry Cool |
Jul-20-09 11:10 AM |
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that would cause his head to cave in |
lame54 |
Jul-20-09 11:27 AM |
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He's done this before, |
MadHound |
Jul-20-09 10:59 AM |
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IIRC he lost his voice then, |
BarbaRosa |
Jul-20-09 03:42 PM |
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That's only one turd for him. |
HopeHoops |
Jul-20-09 11:00 AM |
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Drug addicts often lose a bunch of weight |
Bluzmann57 |
Jul-20-09 11:02 AM |
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He takes no responsibility for the hate mongering that comes out of his mouth... |
Gwendolyn |
Jul-20-09 11:07 AM |
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He cut off his head? |
omega minimo |
Jul-20-09 11:08 AM |
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Damn, you ruined my punch line-- |
Berry Cool |
Jul-20-09 11:12 AM |
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LOL -- seems about the right weight......... |
omega minimo |
Jul-20-09 11:15 AM |
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Might as well since his brains are in his ass |
LynneSin |
Jul-20-09 12:24 PM |
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Maybe the hate is finally eating him alive. |
cliffordu |
Jul-20-09 11:08 AM |
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Weight will only stay off if you make a lifestyle change |
cherish44 |
Jul-20-09 11:12 AM |
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he hasn't figured out how he can PROFIT from his *diet* so he says he can't explain it |
Donnachaidh |
Jul-20-09 11:14 AM |
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"It's not that I won't tell you, it's that I can't" = LAPBAND. |
rvablue |
Jul-20-09 11:17 AM |
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Yup. Ignorant hillbillies like Rush see lapband as indicative of personal failure |
Maru Kitteh |
Jul-20-09 11:42 AM |
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A Lapband would require him to leave his house for surgery. |
Sebastian Doyle |
Jul-20-09 12:31 PM |
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Oh, he leaves his house. He occasionally contaminates our football stadium during big games |
Maru Kitteh |
Jul-20-09 01:14 PM |
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he must be back on the hillbilly heroin |
notadmblnd |
Jul-20-09 11:17 AM |
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You betcha! |
Joanne98 |
Jul-20-09 11:24 AM |
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug (n/t) |
PVnRT |
Jul-20-09 11:22 AM |
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... |
dysfunctional press |
Jul-20-09 11:26 AM |
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FUCK YOUR COUCH RUSH LIMBAUGH! |
PVnRT |
Jul-20-09 11:32 AM |
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I'm going w/ drugs. |
xxqqqzme |
Jul-20-09 11:24 AM |
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He could have had lap band. He's the kind that wouldn't want it known. |
Maru Kitteh |
Jul-20-09 11:33 AM |
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I bet. |
Arkana |
Jul-20-09 11:34 AM |
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Wow...58 pounds.. |
BolivarianHero |
Jul-20-09 11:34 AM |
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He Should Thank MSNBC |
otohara |
Jul-20-09 11:36 AM |
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Klee Irwin is his personal trainer. |
rug |
Jul-20-09 11:38 AM |
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Isn't he the colon cleanse guy |
Contrary1 |
Jul-20-09 11:53 AM |
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The same. |
rug |
Jul-20-09 11:54 AM |
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Ohh great! Thanks for the mental image of cleansing Rush's colon. |
madinmaryland |
Jul-20-09 12:23 PM |
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Just as suspected, Rush took a 58-pound dump... |
Dappleganger |
Jul-20-09 02:26 PM |
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Back on the horse |
JVS |
Jul-20-09 11:44 AM |
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I think he's going to try and run for office somewhere. |
LaurenG |
Jul-20-09 11:50 AM |
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He probably has a $1500/day coke habit. |
MidwestTransplant |
Jul-20-09 11:51 AM |
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Well, good for him |
LuckyTheDog |
Jul-20-09 12:25 PM |
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So THAT'S what happened to that 10 year old Domincan! |
BlooInBloo |
Jul-20-09 12:27 PM |
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Post #3 was the best, most substantive response of the thread |
Political Heretic |
Jul-20-09 12:29 PM |
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You don't see to many skinny crackheads. |
sarcasmo |
Jul-20-09 01:06 PM |
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I bet I know how he lost 58 lbs |
lunatica |
Jul-20-09 01:17 PM |
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Look at the bright side. He'll just yo-yo up in weigh in a couple of months and be even heavier. nt |
NoodleyAppendage |
Jul-20-09 01:18 PM |
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And I should give a shit, why? n/t |
Fire1 |
Jul-20-09 01:20 PM |
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hiding a stomach staple? |
librechik |
Jul-20-09 01:21 PM |
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Liposuction - The pigman has had it done before & like before he'll gain it all |
GreenTea |
Jul-20-09 01:23 PM |
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IOW, He Switched from Oxy To Meth n/t |
Yavin4 |
Jul-20-09 01:25 PM |
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Well, one thing's for sure. He didn't have an enema. |
burning rain |
Jul-20-09 01:55 PM |
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Makes it sound like Atkins. Yeah, right. |
timeforpeace |
Jul-20-09 01:57 PM |
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Makes it more sound like the crystal meth diet. |
Initech |
Jul-20-09 02:58 PM |
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Wow congratulations Rush! Now you are a skinny obnoxious |
walldude |
Jul-20-09 01:57 PM |
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58 pounds in such a short time |
malaise |
Jul-20-09 01:59 PM |
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My guess is Type II diabetes n/t |
Ex Lurker |
Jul-20-09 04:36 PM |
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Sen. Franken needs to write a new book |
KamaAina |
Jul-20-09 02:04 PM |
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Limbaugh needs a hair transplant, ears transplant and a compassion transplant.... |
LaPera |
Jul-20-09 02:52 PM |
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That is a good start .. just another 200 odd pounds more to go .... you can do it and |
TheCoxwain |
Jul-20-09 02:56 PM |
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Wow, even his diet advice is bullshit... |
wickerwoman |
Jul-20-09 03:07 PM |
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Maybe he took a laxative. |
Vinca |
Jul-20-09 03:19 PM |
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What - did he |
ohheckyeah |
Jul-20-09 03:51 PM |
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here's hoping it's Meth |
NightWatcher |
Jul-20-09 03:52 PM |
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Maybe he can get a gig with Richard Simmons. |
Vidar |
Jul-20-09 03:58 PM |
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You can bet that if he loses enough weight... |
Orsino |
Jul-20-09 04:01 PM |
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he's still really really ugly, all the way thru his remaining 750 lbs |
MzNov |
Jul-20-09 04:27 PM |
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Look out ladies, he's slim and single again! |
charlie |
Jul-20-09 06:24 PM |
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What bullshit. |
Bolo Boffin |
Jul-20-09 06:32 PM |
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DUers should check their toilets and basements, it's probably slithering around somewhere. |
Uncle Joe |
Jul-20-09 06:38 PM |
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Oh, did someone squeeze his head? |
johnaries |
Jul-20-09 06:45 PM |
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