Reply #37: Along with a couple dozen extra large pizzas ...

[warren pease]

... dripping with extra cholesterol-producing ingredients and hand-delivered each evening by attractive, telegenic young women (and men) wearing the standard "stroll" uniform.

That's T-E-L-E-G-E-N-I-C, as in b-roll delivered by courier to your local TV assignments editor's desk just as the day's editorial/production meetings are starting.

And don't forget the subscriptions to kiddie porn magazines, bogus internet accounts, various introductory membership specials redeemable in certain Georgetown "private clubs" and, above all, the constant priority FedEx and UPS deliveries of adult-sized diapers for the honorable Mr. Vitter and some tap dancing shoes for the honorable gentleman from Idaho.

Maybe toss in a few quarters to ameliorate the right honorable Larry's frustration when he encounters pay toilets.

Does anybody actually have a problem with the idea that hypocrisy -- particularly when it oozes from the smarmy lips of the party of gawd, the bible and Richard Mellon Scaife -- should be punishable by massive public exposure and non-stop televised ridicule until the pretentious fraud is finally hounded out of office -- so he can spend more time with his family (who'd rather commune with deadly pit vipers than talk to the rat fucker ever again)?

Does anyone have concerns that ginning up a little extra evidence to make sure all this mendacity penetrates the massive cubic density of the modern American skull somehow lacks that "high moral ground" democrats are always thumping their sanctimonious little chests about?

That's nice, because losing fits democrats the way old feed bags fit hard-working mules. They've now proven they know how to lose even when the public gives them a super-majority in the senate, a clear majority in the house and a democratic administration.

So, by democrat logic, it's now apparent who runs the country: It's those goddamn 40 reactionary corporatist shit heels taking up space in senate chambers.

Must be true cuz Harry's always saying his hands are tied and Pelosi, who couldn't lead a junior fire marshall parade down main street on the 4th, just nods, frowns (botox permitting) and backs his play.


It occurs to me that both are nearing the end of the average life span for American males and females born in the WW II era. Of course, with their Cadillac medical plans (the ones we're not good enough to qualify for), they'll probably outlast most of the poor kids born this century.

But still, you'd think the law of averages would have to kick in sometime.






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